Chapter 13: The Sword God

There was only a dim kerosene lamp hanging outside the door of the inn, Xie Bi was short-sighted again, and when he crossed the threshold, he was careless, "oops", and fell into the mud.

Huang Yun pursed her lips and smiled, looking intoxicated, and said to herself: "Brother Bi is not only handsome, but he is so handsome when he falls, I am so happy!"

At this time, Feng Li walked over and patted Huang Kui's shoulder, and said, "What time is it, can you sign it yet?"

Huang Yun stepped forward and grabbed Huang Kui's arm, glanced at Feng Li, and scolded in a low voice: "The silver has been given to you, you still have to inch in, don't bully honest people, okay?"

Feng Li smirked: "I didn't ...... either"

Huang Yun glared at him again, and said coldly: "You old prank, stinky and shameless, I really convinced you!"

The three of them entered the inn, and a shopkeeper had already stepped forward to greet them and opened three upper rooms. Even though it is an upper room, it is extremely simple, because this is a simple place. However, the house also has tables, chairs, wooden beds and other furniture, which are also made of wood. It's a little shabby, but it's better than nothing.

As soon as Xie Bi came in, he sat on the edge of the bed, and as soon as he took off his boots, there was a knock on the door. Xie Bi didn't raise his head and said, "What person?"

A person outside the door said: "Little brother Huang Kui is visiting." ”

Xie Bi said: "Come in." ”

With a "squeak", the door opened, and Huang Kuimai stepped inside. As soon as he arched his hand, he was about to speak, when he heard Xie Bi say: "Lao Huang, how many times have I told you, I am younger than you, don't call yourself a little brother, it's nondescript!"

Huang Kui smiled: "I'm sorry, big brother bothered." ”

Xie Bi's face sank and said, "Whose big brother are you?"

Huang Kui Muran said: "Yours, I'm older than you......"

Xie Bi said coldly: "Where are you older than me, you are still a big brother, I have not been a big brother for many years." ”

Huang Kui groaned slightly and said with a smile: "Understood." Mr. Sword God, I have something important to discuss with you, I don't know if I can?"

Xie Bi groaned slightly, and said, "It's still the matter of the black-robed Demon Venerable?"

Huang Kui said: "Exactly." If I don't get rid of this fang, I always feel that my heart is not very steady, and it is always a scourge to keep him!"

Xie Bi said indifferently: "Have you done anything to be sorry for him?"

Huang Kui nodded and said, "Yes." ”

Xie Bi raised his eyebrows: "Oh? ”

Huang Kui thought for a while and said, "Last year, that is, at this time, it may not have been winter yet, anyway, the weather was already very cool." One day, he was sitting on the roof of someone's house peeing and was bumped into by me, and I ......"

Xie Bi intercepted: "This old black still sits and pees?"

Huang Kui said: "It's true, I saw it with my own eyes, he was sitting." ”

Xie Bi smiled and said, "Although it is very unsightly to sit and pee, it is not a capital crime, you are too hypocritical!"

Huang Kui said: "He doesn't just pee, he poops after peeing!"

Xie Bi still smiled: "It's not a big fuss." ”

Huang Kui said again: "He didn't wipe his buttocks after he finished his career, so he rushed into the young lady's room, and the young lady looked very sexy......

Xie Bi said: "No matter how sexy you look, you can't help but wipe your buttocks, how unhygienic you are, how much you bury yourself!"

Huang Kui hurriedly said: "Mr. Sword God, it's not that I didn't wipe my buttocks, but that the black-robed Demon Venerable didn't wipe my buttocks." I...... I only once didn't wipe my butt, and it was spring, and I happened to have a good day that day......"

Xie Bi couldn't help but be stunned: "You also came to a good thing?"

Huang Kui blinked his eyelids and grinned: "Mr. Sword God, where do you want to go, it's not that kind of good thing, but that I have handed over the peach blossom luck." There's a beautiful woman who has a crush on someone and wants to have sex with me......"

Xie Bi interjected: "What happened later?"

Huang Kui frowned and said, "I've been talking about it." Later, we got better. It was very hot that night, and as soon as I entered the bathhouse, I pooped and didn't wipe my buttocks......"

Xie Bi waved his hand impatiently and said, "Don't say it, it's disgusting!

Huang Kui frowned: "Xiao Hei, you're talking about the black-robed Demon Venerable, hehe, you misunderstood, his nickname is called the Black-robed Demon Venerable, but he is not called the Black-robed Demon Venerable, he has his own name, and his real name will never be the Black-robed Demon Venerable......"

"Okay!" The disgust on Xie Bi's face became more obvious, and there was a little indifference in his tone, "What about tongue twisters, what's his name?"

Huang Kui groaned: "Don't say it, I really don't know what his real name is." However, it can be concluded that he is not called the Black Robe......"

Xie Bi said coldly: "What does he like to call, I call him whatever he wants, I'll call him Xiao Hei, what do you want?"

Huang Kui smiled and said, "It's okay." This little black didn't wipe his ass......"

Xie Bi snorted and said, "Don't mention the matter of butt and poop, let's talk about Miss." ”

Huang Kui nodded: "Okay." That young lady is not an ordinary young lady, not to mention her worth, the clothes on her body alone are very expensive. She also wears necklaces, bracelets, watches, gloves, which are the legendary four gold and four silver, and now ...... at the wedding"

Xie Bihu raised his face and said coldly: "Get out!"

Huang Kui was stunned and said, "I haven't finished talking yet! Oh, I understand, I'll say what matters." When the black robe entered the house, he raped the young lady, and he ......"

Xie Bi frowned and said, "Rape Miss is also rape?"

Huang Kui was stunned and grinned: "Mr. Sword God, I didn't expect you to be very evil in your bones, and you are worthy of being a fellow practitioner." ”

Xie Bi said sharply: "Who is with you? Miss is all voluntary, all for the silver taels, are you still afraid of rape?"

Huang Kui slammed his mouth and said: "But this young lady is not out to sell, she is the daughter of a big family, and she only sells her art and not her body." ”

Xie Bi let out an "oh" and said, "This is Xiao Hei's fault, how can he be like this, isn't this robbing men and women, this is worth it?!"

Huang Kui said: "He's amazing! Don't look at him in his forties, but his body is still very strong, and the muscles on his body are ......."

Xie Bi intercepted: "I mean he didn't do it right!"

Huang Kui said: "Yes, he just didn't do it, he didn't do it!"

Xie Bi continued: "He can discuss it with others, he can spend some money, if he can't spend a few dollars, he can spend a little more, right?"

Huang Kui grinned and said, "Yes!"

Xie Bi waited for a moment, didn't listen to Huang Kui's words, raised his head, and looked dazed: "You don't have anything else to do?"

Huang Kui hurriedly said: "Yes, I wonder if Mr. Sword God is willing to listen?"

Xie Bi's eyelids fell: "Don't talk nonsense, say it!"

Huang Kui said: "This black robe kills people and sets fires, rapes and plunders, bullies men and women, does all kinds of evil, and also practices extremely evil Xuangong, and has killed more than a dozen fellow martial artists." Huang wanted to get rid of this person and eliminate harm for the rivers and lakes. However, my martial arts are low, and I am afraid that I am not the opponent of this person. So I want to ask a person with good martial arts skills to help me, which can be regarded as a great achievement on the martial arts propaganda list!"

Xie Bi said: "This is a good thing, you can do it." ”

Huang Kui said: "Mr. Sword God also thinks this is a good thing?"

Xie Bi said: "Of course it's a good thing, do you want to ask me for help?"

Huang Kui said: "Exactly." It is still difficult to find someone as high as Mr. Sword God in the rivers and lakes. ”

Xie Bi smiled slightly and said, "It's easy to say." You...... Do you want to ask me to take you as an apprentice?"

Huang Kui was stunned: "I don't have this plan, I ...... I want to ask Your Excellency to help us and share the black robe of the other party. ”

Xie Bi sighed, his face was embarrassed, and said, "However, my schedule is very tight, and I don't have time to wait!"

Huang Kui said: "This is a good deed, don't you want to? Your popularity is so high, if you don't make a move, if you let the paparazzi know about it and expose it to you, I'm afraid it will be very disadvantageous to your Excellency in the international view!"

Xie Bi said: "That little black is the god of the underworld after all, with only the strength of you and me, I'm afraid I can't deal with it!"

Huang Kui smiled faintly: "It's okay, I still have a younger brother, their martial arts are okay, on the battlefield, it's no problem to be cannon fodder." ”

Xie Bi groaned: "It's a big deal! I really have something to do, and I can't leave." Otherwise, I'll go back to the family teacher and ask him to decide, how about it?"

Huang Kui said: "Is the respected master an old predecessor of the sword Venerable Captain Chi Feng?"

Xie Bi nodded: "Yes, he is indeed very old." ”

Huang Kui's eyes rolled, and he suddenly smiled: "That's fine, then please ask Mr. Sword God to leave for you quickly, I will wait for your good news in Huangquanzhuang." ”

Xie Bi couldn't help but be stunned: "Your home is on Huangquan Road?"

Huang Kui said: "Exactly." Send the sword god on the road under the bow!"

Xie Bi waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, I still have to sleep!"

Huang Kui grinned: "Okay, I'm here." As he spoke, he went to the bedside, and immediately untied his clothes.

Xie Bi frowned: "What are you going to do?"

Huang Kui said: "I'm here to accompany Mr. Sword God, what's the matter, you don't like it?"

Xie Bi didn't answer, he didn't need to answer, because he put it into action. He suddenly pinched his nose and vomited.

Huang Kui said with concern: "Xiao Xie, what's wrong with you?"

Xie Bi said angrily: "Who do you call Xiao Xie, you dick! I don't have a cold to men, you can go." ”

Huang Kui said: "It turns out that Mr. Sword God likes women, but I didn't expect Your Excellency to have such a hobby, and your taste is heavy!"

Xie Bi said coldly: "Get out!"

Huang Kui smiled and said: "Mr. Sword God, don't be angry, there is no one to replace you when you are sick, I still want to cover Mr. with a quilt." It's a little cold, I'm afraid you don't know how to take care of yourself, in case you catch a cold......"

Xie Bi yelled: "Get out!

Huang Kui was still not angry, he was blessed, and said affectionately: "Good night Mr. Sword God, I take my leave." If you have any needs, please be on call and serve you 24 hours a day. Sir, glad to serve you, if you are satisfied with my service please press the red button if you ......"

Xie Bi jumped up from the bed and scolded: "Die! You scumbag! You bastard! You bastard! You bastard! You son of a bitch! Your father is an old mule! You are the ...... born to Ximenqing and Pan Jinlian in an affair."

"Okay, okay," Huang Kui said hurriedly, "Mr. Sword God, please calm your anger and take your leave." The green mountains do not change, the green water flows forever, let's ......"

With a "bang", Xie Bi pulled out his long sword. The sword light was even more scorching under the moonlight, dazzling and difficult to see.

Huang Kui didn't say anything more, stepped a little, and jumped out of the window.

Xie Bi didn't say anything, he opened his mouth and spit a thick spit on the window, which was spit on the window lattice.

At this moment, there was a "peck" on the door, followed by a woman's soft voice: "Is Brother Bi asleep?" Listening to the voice, it was Huang Yun.

Xie Bijun's heart jumped inexplicably, and he hurriedly said: "I've fallen asleep, please ...... tomorrow if you have something" Before the words were finished, Huang Yun pushed the door and walked in.