"There is a head in the bowl, this picture is sour. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"That's the real fierce man, only one head is left and he can still sleep, seeing him sleep so peacefully, I'm a little embarrassed to disturb him. ”

"Let's guess who that head is, is it the head collected by Judge Bones, or Judge Bones' own head?"

"It should have been collected, who is so perverted that they would take off their heads and throw them in a bowl to play?"

"It's hard to say, didn't you see that head sleeping peacefully, if it was taken off by someone else as a specimen, he shouldn't sleep so soundly, right?"

“・・・・・・”

Like his friends, Lu Fan was also guessing the identity of the head.

"Who are you?"

Lu Fan asked in a deep voice.

"Do you come to my house and don't know who I am?"

The head and eyelids in the bowl rolled over, and he looked at Lu Fan very strangely.

"If your head were on your body, I would have known it, but I wouldn't have recognized you in a bowl. ”

"Alas, it's annoying to have your head taken off once a week!" the head in the bowl sighed, a sad face, "Young man, I see that you are not small, since you have woken me up, then do me a favor and sew my head into my body." ”

"Where's your body?"

"In bed! You look like you know I'm sleeping!"

"Feelings: You were taken off your head while you were sleeping. ”

Lu Fan was suddenly in awe of the person who took off the head, and the person who was picked off after taking off the head was unaware that he was not awakened from the dream, how superb the technique was!

As he spoke, Lu Fan grabbed the hair of the head with one hand and lifted it up.

"The second door on the left. ”

The head also showed Lu Fan the way.

Entered the second door on the left, and sure enough, he saw a headless man lying on the bed, Xie Dinghao went over, helped the headless man up, and let him sit on the bed, and Lu Fan put his head on his neck.

"There was a red box under the bed with needles and threads in it. ”

The head said again.

"Have you ever played with corpses before?"

Lu Fan turned the box out from under the bed, opened it, and asked while looking for a needle and thread.

"I'm not that bad. ”

"Have you ever done an autopsy?"

"I haven't done it, but when I was fighting with the drug lords in the Golden Triangle, I personally put together the corpses of my comrades who were cut into several pieces. ”

"Okay, it's up to you to sew your head. ”

Lu Fan turned out the needle and thread, put it on, and handed it over.

"Good. ”

Xie Dinghao did not refuse and took the needle and thread.

Lu Fan helped press the head and body, and Xie Dinghao sneered and began to sew up.

"Your Excellency, how could you have such a good head running into the bowl?"

While sewing, Xie Dinghao also chatted with his head.

"Don't mention it, it's all because of my mistake that I suffered this kind of misfortune. ”

"I want to hear about it. ”

Xie Dinghao said.

"About a year ago, once I went out to buy something, there was a beggar on the side of the street, asked me for money, it's really funny, what do you care about me, my money is blown by the wind, why give it to you?"

"Who knew that the old beggar saw that I was wearing good clothes, and thought that I was a rich man, and asked me for money, and he pulled and pulled my clothes with his dirty hands. ”

"It was my new clothes, and I got so angry that I unbuttoned my pants and peed in his broken bowl・・・・・・"

Uncle, you really have quality, these words shook Xie Dinghao's excited hand, and the needle pierced the back of the head directly.

"Oh, be careful!"

"Oh, and then?"

He pulled out the needle and sewed it up again.

"When I came home from shopping and opened the package, I found that there was an extra bowl in the package, the bowl where I peed. ”

"I was very strange, I went to buy something after peeing, and when I came back, I took the other way, and I didn't meet the old beggar again, so how did the broken bowl get into my package?"

"I couldn't figure it out for a while, so I didn't think about it anymore and threw the broken bowl away. ”

"But when I got home, the broken bowl was on the table!"

"From that day on, I could never get rid of that bowl again, no matter whether I threw it away, or broke it, or sold it, or gave it away, all the methods were exhausted, and the bowl would still appear in my house. ”

"Alas, what kind of sin did I do in my last life, and let me encounter this kind of thing in this life?"

Judge Bai Bone let out a long sigh, his expression rather lonely.

"What is the matter in your last life, this is obviously the sin you created in this life, if you don't pee in other people's bowls, there will be nothing at all!" Lu Fan complained frantically in his heart, showing that he was silent, "Is this bowl that took off your head?"

"Yes, once a week, my head appears in this bowl. ”

"Is it when you're asleep?"

If it's waking hours, it's terrible.

"Yes, I fell asleep and woke up to find that my body was this broken bowl!"

"Since you can't throw away the bowl, have you ever tried not sleeping?"

Although he asked, Lu Fan didn't think that this method would work, if Judge Bai Gu was not a fool, he would definitely have thought of a method.

"I've tried everything, but I can't stay awake for a week, and even if I really stay awake for the first six days, by the seventh day, I'll definitely fall asleep. ”

"Have you tried any methods?" Xie Dinghao said as he pulled the thread, "I have a very sour method, I don't know if the judge has tried it." ”

"How?"

Most of Judge Bai Gu's head has been sewn up, and he can turn his head slightly, he looked at Xie Dinghao and said.

"First of all, the adults prepare a few iron rods, put them in the stove and burn them red, and whenever the adults can't help but want to sleep, they put the red-hot iron rods into the adults' chrysanthemum ・・・・・・."

"Brother Hao, stop!"

Lu Fan almost squirted, he didn't expect Xie Dinghao to be such a big guy and be so sassy in his bones.

"Chrysanthemum?" said Judge Bai Gu strangely, "Chrysanthemum? Chrysanthemum has such a function? But there are no chrysanthemums in my yard." ”

"My lord, he's joking with you. Lu Fan smiled, "Have you ever gone to find that old beggar?"

"How could it not be, the culprit is him!"

Judge Bones looked excited.

"You brought it on yourself, okay, if you don't pee in someone's bowl, how can there be such a thing!"

Lu Fan said in his heart.

"I went to look for the old beggar almost every day, but I couldn't find him at all, the old beggar seemed to have disappeared, but I heard from others that the old beggar never left Alcatraz at all, and still begged in the old place every day. But whenever I heard that the old beggar was there, I hurried there, only to find that there was no one there. It's strange here, the old beggar is obviously here, and everyone else can find him, even me, and I can't see him again!"