Chapter 50: Bar Smash Bros.

PS: Personally, I think this part of the fight plot is much cooler than the duel in Kagu Village!

"Let's make a bet, believe it or not, if you don't invite her, you don't have to give her any benefits, even if she pays the money, she can beg the two of us to go with her!" Ke Luo said to Lin Ruozhou with a smug face.

"Believe it, believe it, I feel that woman, if you press any incredible thing on her, I can ......believe it," Lin Ruozhou replied helplessly.

Koloha laughed, and Mi Dashen put two bottles of fake whiskey in front of the two, and said with a smile: "I got it by brushing my face~". How could Lin Ruozhou believe Mi Dashen's mouth, he looked at the bar owner, only to see that the boss had a frightened face, and he looked like he wanted to call the police.

"Dear Kolo Koxi, is there something interesting about you looking for me!" said Mi Dashen, holding his chin, looking at Kolo with a charming expression.

"You unisex guy, you keep looking at me like that... Actually, I'm here to say goodbye to you!" said Kolo, with a look of regret on his face.

"Oh, don't! It's not easy for people to know a highly educated person, and I have nothing to do with anyone when you leave!" said Mi Dashen with a pitiful face.

"Hey, there's no way! I had a small accident, and I was confirmed dead in a car accident, but the body mysteriously disappeared at night, and the doors and windows in the room were locked, and a mysterious key was strangely found on the bed! I and the person next to me wanted to return to China to investigate, and it is estimated that we will not be able to come back for a period of time. Kolo took a sip of wine and said depressedly.

"The corpse is missing?mysterious key?", Mi Dashen was dumbfounded, as if he was frozen. Lin Ruozhou also drank the wine depressedly, but he didn't expect that in the next second, Mi Dashen would cheer with great excitement! Lin Ruozhou squirted out a mouthful of wine, only to hear Mi Dashen shouting excitedly: "Okay, it's so interesting!!."

Lin Ruozhou looked at Mi Dashen with stupid eyes, and whispered to Ke Luo: "I finally found someone who is more hated than you, why do I want to beat her so much!"

"Hold on, hold on! after all, you can't beat one of ...... out of ten," Kolo whispered back.

Mi Dashen was still excited, and she said to Kolo excitedly: "This is a supernatural event! With an extra key, you can solve the mystery! Ke Luo Kexi, take me there! Please! I'm your good friend!"

"It's... I have a lot of friends, so why do I have to take you......" Kolo said with a look of embarrassment like a big-tailed wolf.

"I don't know you yet, you person, I am probably the only one left in the whole world who has dealt with you and does not hate you!" said Mi Dashen mockingly. At this time, Lin Ruozhou was amused, and Mi Dashen also laughed at each other, stretched out his palm and said: "You said, there is really someone who understands me, come, give a high-five, everyone is a good friend!" Lin Ruozhou was amused, but he didn't expect that he would cooperate with her to high-five...... Mi Dashen is different from Keluo, he belongs to the kind of woman who looks very annoying, but can't hate......

Kolo let out a long sigh and said, "But I ......."

At this moment, the door of the bar was suddenly kicked open! More than a dozen strong men broke in from the outside, their faces were fierce, and they had fist rings and spurs on their fists, and they knew at a glance that they were not here to drink! This murderous atmosphere suddenly made all the other people in the bar scatter and flee, and the bar owner hurriedly packed up the money in the POS machine, but when he wanted to escape, the whole bar was sealed by this group of people!

Lin Ruozhou originally wanted to flee with him, but he never imagined that this group of thugs was coming for his table! I saw the leader pointing to Mi Dashen, who was drinking and had nothing to do, and shouted: "You are Mi Dashen? Did you beat my boss?"

I saw Mi Dashen stand up with the wine bottle, blow the wine bottle and slowly walk to the middle of the bar like a drunk, then leaned on the table and said with a smile: "You boss? Ah, I remember! It turned out to be the guy who looked so abstract and wanted to eat Lao Niang's tofu." Still, the way he looks like he's looking for teeth all over the ground is pretty cute!".

The group of strong men were not annoyed, they looked up and down and laughed lewdly, and then the leader said to the companions behind him: "This chick is really a stunner! Give her to the boss, you do a good job, the boss can give you a play party when he is happy, and take me away!"

Kolo continued to drink as if nothing was right. But Lin Ruozhou was frightened, his whole body was trembling, and his eyes were wide open to observe the surroundings, for fear that he would also be unlucky. Mi Dashen leaned on the table and slapped his head with his right hand, with a look of resignation, and made a sobbing appearance and said: "Okay, you have to be gentle, people are very brave......."

As a result, more than a dozen thugs laughed one after another, and one of them stepped forward and grabbed Mi Dashen's arm with a lewd smile. But right here, Mi Dashen suddenly showed a naughty expression on his face, and said with a smile: "Hehe! You have been fooled!", the strong man was suddenly startled! To his surprise, Mi Dashen suddenly twisted his waist, and when he opened his eyes, he was kicked! Then, with a "boom", the deceived guy was kicked into the wooden wall!

Everyone was stunned! I saw Mi Dashen beckoning to the frightened and embarrassed boss, and said with a smile: "Boss, lend me the wine bottle on the table for a while~".

"You're so tired of it!", the leader roared, and a group of thugs rushed towards Mi Dashen.

The battle began!Mi Dajin looked around, and sure enough, the tables in the entire bar were full of wine bottles, some empty, some half drunk, and some unopened...... Mi Dashen was overjoyed, grabbed the two empty bottles and hit the heads of the two people in front of him like darts!

But the enemy is a succession! Two more rushed to the front of Mi Dashen, Mi Dashen changed his hand and picked up two more empty bottles, and hit the heads of the two of them with ease! The two bottles shattered in response, Mi Dashen threw his hands crossed, and picked up two empty bottles from the left and right tables, and then shook his hands, and the two people whose heads were still bleeding were smashed again!

At this time, two more thugs rushed in, and she habitually reached out to grab them, but these two tables were out of bottles!

The weapon was gone, and Mi Dashen opened his hands and smiled awkwardly and said, "I surrender! Don't get excited! I can sit down and have a good talk!" However, how can this group of angry underworld care if you surrender or not, seeing that two huge fists are about to hit, Mi Dashen sighed helplessly, held the table and flexibly jumped to the other two tables. A few thugs came after him, so Mi Dashen kicked the chair in front of them, and one of the thugs in front of him tripped and fell, and the next few also fell on the body of the one in front of them!

Mi Dashen laughed twice, but a fierce man had already wittily bypassed the table and pounced on Mi Dashen! So, Mi Dashen picked up the two wine bottles again, but found that these two were unopened! In a hurry, Mi Dashen shouted: "Wait a minute!"

When Mi Dashen shouted, the thug in front of him was stunned for a moment! I saw Mi Dashen look at the bottle in his right hand and exclaimed: "Wow! Royal Salute!". looked at the bottle in his left hand expectantly, and shouted helplessly: ", there is still Wuliangye!"

The thug reacted, and he pounced on Mi Dashen again. What's funny is that Mi Dashen resolutely smashed the royal salute at the thug, and shouted in his mouth: "The old lady likes to drink white !!."

At this shout, Lin Ruozhou, who was still extremely nervous, couldn't help but spew, and laughed backwards and backwards! Several thugs couldn't save face, and pounced on Mi Dashen even more fiercely, and Mi Dashen threw Wuliangye at the boss who was still trembling all over, and shouted: "Boss, pack it up and take it away in a while!" Then she jumped on the table and dodged the enemy's attack! Then, like a monkey, Mi Dashen jumped table after table, and the enemy chased from front to back, from left to right!

I really don't know if I learned this Mi Dashen's kung fu from Jackie Chan! Anyway, the funny style in the movie must have been learned from him......

I saw that every time Mi Dashen jumped on a table, he reached out and grabbed a bottle, and smashed the empty bottle directly! If you haven't finished drinking, you can drink it and smash it again! If you don't open it, you will throw it to the boss if you like it, and if you don't like it, you will smash it directly......

At this time, Lin Ruozhou smiled even more happily, and tears flowed out happily! Ke Luo sighed helplessly, looked at his watch, stood up and shouted to Mi Dashen: "Hurry up and finish things! I have to go out to prepare things in a while!"

"But Roccoxi, you guy will gossip! If you don't help me, I'll smash the whole bar bottle!" shouted Mi Dashen as he played "smashing the gopher".

"You're embarrassed to say! Every time I come to look for you, I'm either chased by the police or the underworld! Are you the public enemy of the whole people?" At this time, the leader finally came to his senses, he pointed at Ke Luo and Lin Ruozhou and shouted: "Those two people know her, quickly arrest them as hostages!"

Several thugs turned their heads and glared angrily at Ke Luo and Lin Ruozhou. Lin Ruozhou couldn't laugh anymore at this time, he shouted at Keluo: "Baochang, you have nothing to say to her!

Kolo looked helpless, but several thugs had already rushed to Kolo's face, but after a few crackles, the four thugs fell to the ground in response, and everyone saw Kolo put on a posture and shouted: "Karate black belt seven-dan Kolokoxi, teach!".

As soon as this statement came out, the audience was shocked!

Mi Dashen laughed excitedly and shouted: "Wow, you guy, no wonder so many people hate you, no one dares to mess with you!

At this moment, there were only three thugs left, but the leader was there, and no one dared to run away! I saw the leader shouting angrily: "Two people drag the kung fu girl, and one is left to catch the waste man!" Ke Luo looked back, but found that Lin Ruozhou had already hid behind the bar, and Lin Ruozhou didn't expect that he would be targeted! But he was still a certain distance away from Mi Dashen......

The two thugs dragged Ke Luo, and the last giant man with a height of two meters appeared in front of Lin Ruozhou, who was so frightened that he was about to pee his pants!

"Dodge his attacks, I'll be right away!" shouted Kolo as he kicked away one of the thugs. However, Lin Ruozhou's legs have completely softened, let alone hiding, it is lucky not to be killed!

Just when the two rice big men were about to catch Lin Ruozhou, the big rice god was in a hurry and shouted: "Little brother, kick him to the root!"

The two-meter man was stunned, Lin Ruozhou instantly regained his confidence, roared, and used all his strength and courage to kick the two-meter giant's crotch!

"Ah!!h

However, at this moment, the leader actually took out a pistol from his clothes and aimed it at the god Mi!

The situation reversed, Mi Dashen was embarrassed and cold, and the leader said coldly: "If you want to blame, blame you for seeing something you shouldn't see!"

"I know that anything to avenge the boss is an excuse! The real reason is that I saw your drug deal! Listen to your conversation, are the drugs hidden in a nearby dangerous goods warehouse?" said Mi Dashen leaning on the table with a confident gaze.

"Warehouse?hahaha! It's a warehouse on the surface, but even if the four of you know, it's useless, because you're going to die before the police arrive!" the leader looked murderous and pressed the trigger with his right index finger.

Ke Luo noticed that Mi Dashen's right hand was in his pocket, and she was playing with the leader's words just now, so he understood Mi Dashen's intentions. Lin Ruozhou, who was beside her, whispered in fear: "What should I do......."

Ke Luo looked serious and replied in a low voice: "You stay away from me, I will attract his attention in a while, and the great god can fight back! Don't worry, the general pistol is not fast, I am very sure to dodge the bullet!"

Just when Kolo was about to act, Mi Dashen naughtily winked at the boss who was shivering behind the table, and then shouted in horror with Oscar-like acting skills: "Boss, don't be impulsive!".

When Mi Dashen shouted, the boss who was squatting behind the table was forced! He didn't even dare to move, let alone be impulsive! But the leader was shocked, because he focused all his attention on Mi Dashen and Keluo, and he thought that it was the boss who took out his gun and wanted to fight for his life! So, the leader subconsciously and eagerly fired a shot in the direction of the boss, so frightened that the boss screamed miserably, and he peed his pants! But fortunately, with the cover of the table, the bullet missed!

At this moment, Mi Dashen seized the opportunity, picked up a bottle of brandy and threw it at the leader! Ko Lo also used his strength in an instant, and a burst rushed towards the leader! The leader was hit in the head by the wine bottle, but he had not yet fallen! Just as he was about to raise the pistol with his last consciousness, Ko Lok kicked him to the base of the wall with a flying foot, and then actually followed him with a beautiful set of Wing Chun punches! In just three seconds, the leader was hit in the head more than ten times! Finally, he fell to the ground and fainted......

Outside, sirens sounded, and the trio looked at each other and decided to climb out of the back window more than a meter high to escape. The reason why the boss didn't take the opportunity to sneak out was because he had a bodybuilding ball like a bodybuilding ball and couldn't climb out...... Before escaping, Mi Dashen handed the voice recorder in his trouser pocket to the boss and asked him to hand it over to the police to deal with! Then, this Mi Dashen wanted to bring a packed bag of wine, but was dragged out by Keluo. Sure enough, before the police arrived, the trio escaped and drove straight to the airport.

In the car, Mi Dashen shouted excitedly, saying how exciting it was just now! Only Lin Ruozhou seemed to have lost his soul, and he was soft in his seat.

"Our dear female doctor, if we make a fuss, the police will definitely look for us!" Lin Ruozhou said softly in his seat.

"Don't worry, I'll make a phone call later, I have someone at the police station, and it won't affect our plans!" said Kolo in a deep driver's seat.

"It's really a fun thing, you can call it a plan!Ke Luo Kexi, you can bring someone with you!Please!Mmmm~", Mi Dashen hugged Kolo in the driver's seat, like a child who wants candy......

"Don't touch me, what are you messing with!Hey, why don't you bring a recorder out!" Chlo complained.

"It's you! You promise me this and that every time, and you play tricks every time! A cunning person like you, you must record it before you perfunctory me!Okay, bring someone with you, um~", Mi Dashen finished speaking, and hugged Kolo and didn't let go......

Ke Luo smiled helplessly at Lin Ruozhou, who was lost in the back seat, and said, "I have already bought three tickets, and I know that you guy will definitely follow ......."

When Mi Dashen heard this, he opened the car window, cheered excitedly out of the window, and shouted, "Wow! I can finally go out on an adventure!