Ye Cheng was also speechless, and he was even more surprised.

I didn't expect Lu Youwei, who is usually full of confidence, to get to this point today......

How deep this guy's obsession with awakening is!

However, whether you can wake up or not is not a liar who has the final say, and the matter is far from being decided.

Thinking of this, Ye Cheng scolded directly:

"Do you dare to coax us a little more? Uncle just said that drowning can't wake us up, isn't there any other way, all roads lead to Rome, I'm afraid of wool!"

Lu Youwei pondered carefully, as if it was such a truth, and was suddenly shocked:

"Then I'll pay the money and ask my uncle to think of other ways for me. ”

Ye Cheng was completely speechless, and he regretted persuading him a little:

"Although this guy has real skills, 998 can make people wake up...... If 998 can awaken, will there be ordinary people in this world?"

"Forehead ......"

A gust of cold wind blew, making Lu Youwei, who was covered in soup, shiver.

Only then did he completely sober up and realize that he was indeed stunned just now.

But then again, a man who has been thinking about the supernatural for a long time and is haunted by the dream suddenly touches the edge of the superability, who is this kind of thing resting on him, and who is not stunned?

Looking at the direction of the uncle's shouting from afar, Lu Youwei's vision gradually blurred:

"Well, whether you can awaken or not is not determined only by drowning, one day I will awaken to everyone to see, my Lu Youwei is by no means a waste of firewood, you just wait and see, uncle!"

"Cut!"

Ye Cheng sneered, hugged his chest, and shivered from the cold.

"Good firewood burns prosperously, waste firewood lives for a long time, I still wish I was waste firewood?"

“......”

Lu Youwei was stunned for a moment, and only after a while did he realize that he was forced by this kid again.

Didn't you just report a principal and get some rewards, where did you get such a big compulsion?

No, I have to wake up early, otherwise I won't have it this day!

Thinking like this, Lu Youwei pushed Ye Cheng angrily:

"Let's go!"

......

The two were about to leave, and the overboard uncle, who had been forgotten, was like a ghost at the moment, and suddenly stopped in front of Ye Cheng and the others, with a straight face, and said coldly:

"Don't you just want to leave, do you?"

Ye Chenghui stopped, a little unclear:

"Uncle, are you still in business?"

The uncle's face was cold, the corners of his eyes were jumping, and the corners of his mouth were twitching, and it seemed that there was something wrong......

Still a big deal!

"You pushed me into the water, and then you threw my old man in the cold wind, and now you pat my ass and leave...... Do you think there's anything going on?"

"You-"

Lu Youwei was dumbfounded and speechless.

Ye Cheng was even more shocked by this sudden turn of events, and the river water that had just been poured into his stomach almost squirted out in one go:

"Uncle, don't spew blood, we're here to save you!"

The uncle held his stomach up, his hands were crossed on his waist, and his body looked harder than Ye Cheng:

"Are you embarrassed to say that you saved me? don't pee and look in the mirror, you can't swim, and you can't spell, can you save people?"

Lu Youwei was angry, and began to say:

"It's because we can't swim that saving you is precious!"

The uncle pursed his lips and snorted coldly:

"That's because you know that you are in the wrong, and you want to escape the crime by saving people, in fact, you have long known the power of that immortal, I saw you talking together before. ”

“......”

"That's it, look at the way you look like high school students, uncle, I won't say anything, leave a thousand yuan, even if I'm unlucky!"

"You-"

Why is there such an operation?

Lu Youwei was completely convinced by the uncle's eloquence, he was short of words for a while, his eyes were dry, his face was red with anger, and he was speechless.

Ye Cheng is also unfucked!

I can't help but wonder in my heart, the uncle is so old, his body is stiff, not to mention, how can he still be so eloquent?

Speaking of which, this routine is the same as the fight between Hong Weibing and tying up his parents and criticizing and teasing, and if you calculate carefully, Hong Weibing back then is about the same age as an uncle now......

It's just a waste of time to get entangled with this old thing.

Labor and management have money, so why not dump you for a thousand?

Ye Cheng is about to pay for it-

The system is live!

[When the host's desires are detected, the system will forcibly take over the host's body, do what the host wants, and take practical actions to realize the host's desires. 】

Seeing that Ye Cheng stopped paying money, the uncle suddenly became angry:

"Why, you don't want to give money, give you ten seconds, if you don't give money, I'm going to call someone!"

Thereupon......

The system took over Ye Cheng's body, and while the crowd was gathered at the uncle, he raised his foot coldly and kicked the uncle into the river.

"You-"

At this time, it was changed to the uncle who was dumbfounded.

In an instant, the uncle's stiff body flew straight out, like a snowball, and rolled into the river!

"Oh my waist—"

Looking at this situation, Ye Cheng was also taken aback by the system, but for some reason, he felt very relieved, and he didn't worry about the uncle's life or death at all.

At this moment, taking advantage of the fact that the system was offline, and the masses did not notice this scene, they dragged Lu Youwei, who was confused, quickly left the scene, and disappeared among passers-by in a blink of an eye.

I sighed in my heart:

"The system has finally done a job!"

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And by the river, the uncle was crying like crazy, his face was covered with mud from the soles of Ye Cheng's shoes, and his forehead was scratched by stones.

"Mom, it's killing, it's coming, help......"

Shouting and shouting, he soon found that everyone was learning the levitation technique, and no one paid attention to him at all, and he was only half a meter from the shore, and the water depth was just over his waist......

You can't drown at all!

At this moment, he longed to drown himself and get caught by these two bastards!

"Who are these two forced mothers! Have your consciences been eaten by dogs? What is wrong with this world? Where is the tradition of respecting the old and loving the young? How has the human heart become so bad! Like when we were young, it was ......?"

"That's—"

"That's—"

Three in a row, the uncle then recalled the "red" years of the year, and was stunned to not pick up the next sentence, so he had to start again, and inexplicably poked a sentence:

"Grandma's, my thousand!"

......

Back to school.

Ye Cheng and Lu Youwei, who were dressed in soup chicken, hurriedly went to the bathhouse to take a hot bath.

Soaking and soaking, the two of them remembered the scene just now, when Ye Cheng kicked the uncle into the river, and couldn't help laughing, so that the other people in the bathhouse looked at them with strange expressions.

Laughing and laughing, and not laughing again.

There is a good saying, it is not that the old man has become bad, but that the bad man has become old.

Fortunately, with the innovation of modern education, the younger generation is becoming more and more reasonable, and the various brain-dead things caused by the post-90s and post-00s do not mean that they have fallen, but because they are still young, and they are living in the Internet era where no one knows about good things and bad things spread thousands of miles, and a little mistake will be infinitely magnified.

If the youth is strong, then Huaxia is strong!

But in the past six months, things have changed.

As Ye Cheng and Lu Youwei, who were born in the millennium, they encountered an era of change.

This is the best of times, when the whole people are awakened and humanity begins to break through itself and gain all kinds of new powers, and this is the worst of times, when the bad guys with abilities will be more difficult to control, and at the same time, the abilities will divide humanity into the supernatural and the mortal...... A storm is coming.

Although he didn't know anything about the future, Lu Youwei at this time was still full of enthusiasm for the surging tide of the times, and raised the cold broadness in his hand with Ye Cheng:

"Cheers to the times!"

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Well, Ye Cheng is just simply thirsty......