Chapter 962: Psychotherapy through Alcohol
As soon as she said it, she walked away.
The soldier who rumored Wu Zhe to be [Hot Girl] is said to have been found out later, and was punished for running a hundred laps outside the barracks, until he was so tired that he foamed at the mouth and JJ was shaky. Needless to say, it was naturally Wu Zhe who found out the source of the nickname afterwards and carried out a retaliation.
But compared with Xiao Ruoyao's [female man] nickname in the northern Qi Kingdom, the title of [hot girl] is elegant, and many people nod their heads quite in recognition. The cooking is spicy, the speech is spicy, the way of acting is spicy, and even the body makes people look hot. Is there anything more suitable for Zhou Zhiruo than this nickname?
Later generations of spicy chefs called Wu Zhezun [Hot Mom], but at this time, everyone liked to call her [Hot Girl].
Drinking fine wine and eating spicy fresh dishes, the Xuanwu soldiers were in high spirits.
Xiao Ruoyao of Qi State, who has been treated as a dark cloud in recent days, was cracked by a woman from the Martial Kingdom who is also very capable, and they felt greatly relieved.
Many soldiers expressed their willingness to meet Xiao Ruoyao's Xuanwu Legion when they had the opportunity to drink in the future.
The female general also toasted Princess Qing and Wu Zhe: "Thank you two commanders for your concern." actually spent so much effort to help my Xuanwu Corps get rid of Xiao Ruoyao's heart disease, and the end will be grateful. ”
"This is all Commander Zhou's idea, I just cooperate. Princess Qing gave the credit to Wu Zhe.
Wu Zhe smiled: "I'm just a glutton, and occasionally I study delicious food, but I can't imagine that I can kill two birds with one stone to achieve such an effect." ”
"It is the wisdom of Commander Zhou that will have such an effect. "The hill girl will be a sycophant.
The meal was very happy, and after the nine centurions had toasted, the Xuanwu soldiers tentatively wanted to come up and toast.
"I don't drink much, so let's drink with all the brothers. Princess Qing gave a push.
And no one minds, because the identity of Princess Qing is there. Isn't it up to Jin Zhi Yuye to decide who she wants to drink with? It can even be boasted of singing praises for rejoicing with the soldiers.
"I've come to drink with my brothers. Wu Zhe stood up without hesitation.
The Xuanwu soldiers cheered and squeezed over with their wine glasses.
"Grab what?!You've all stood in line!" several centurions scolded their men.
The soldiers of the nine teams hurriedly arranged in order. The first echelon came first, and the latter continued to drink and eat food in their seats.
"I don't drink much, and every team of 100 takes turns sending people up to the bar. Wu Zhe didn't hide that he had a small amount of alcohol, and explained it directly.
Princess Qing reminded in the back, "I'll be in charge of sending you back." Or you use the Yuan Healing Technique to strengthen your hangover skills. ”
Wu Zhe thought about it for a moment: "Good idea, as long as they don't mind." Will there be any suspicion of cheating?"
The hill girl general preemptively said: "Men are good at drinking because of their physical strength. Let's practice women's unique vitality techniques to increase the amount of alcohol, and we are actually drinking, which is naturally not cheating. ”
The soldiers also felt that this was reasonable, and it was very reasonable for a little girl to drink with vitality. Besides, how much can she drink?
Everyone gossiped: "As long as Miss Zhou is willing to drink, she can say anything." ”
"Don't talk nonsense. ”
"I'm not talking nonsense. ”
"I said you should be called Commander Zhou. ”
"Ah, yes, Commander Zhou. ”
"Didn't a brother call Commander Zhou a hot girl just now? ”
"Hehe, it's really a hot girl. ”
"Be careful to be heard. At least twenty military sticks. ”
"Commander Zhou seems to be very talkative. ”
"A woman's good speech is based on kindness. If you touch her scales, I'm afraid you'll have to peel off a layer of skin. ”
"Ah, I really can't see that such a gentle and graceful Zhou Tonghui is so fierce. ”
"Don't you see the sand on her forehead? Let's just talk about the nickname of the hot girl in private. When you say it in front of people, it is definitely a flirtatious word. ”
"Gee, that's not going to work. Dare to tease Commander Zhou, let alone peel off a layer of skin, I'm afraid I don't know how to die. ”
Because the atmosphere of drinking is too active, many people forget for a while that the beauty surnamed Zhou in front of them is a high-ranking boss.
"Come on. I'll first toast everyone, and then we'll come one by one. Wu Zhe held the wine glass in both hands.
Except for Princess Haruka. Immediately all the people stood up. When they saw the cup in both hands again, they shouted that they didn't dare to be, and they also raised their glasses to each other.
After everyone drank a glass of wine together, Wu Zhe asked people to fill a glass for themselves, and then raised his hand and shouted: "Next, one by one!
Her white arms sparkled in the sunlight, and everyone was stunned. A moment later, there was a thunderous roar of joy.
"Commander Zhou, don't blame us for being rude. ”
"All the brothers pour wine and go to pay tribute to Commander Zhou!"
"If women are like this, we men should come with big cups. ”
"Sea Bowl, let's change Sea Bowl!"
The Xuanwu soldiers lined up and toasted with Wu Zhe in an orderly manner.
Wu Zhe clinked glasses one by one.
It's just that Wu Zhe is holding a seven-coin wine glass. These hundreds of Xuanwu soldiers were all holding sea bowls.
"I'm holding a shot glass, you won't feel a loss, will you?"
"No, no, no. Commander Zhou is a woman, and she drinks so hard with so many of our big men, who can have any objection?"
They regretted it not long after saying this, because they were all amazed at how the Commanderess could drink so much.
When the toast took turns for more than 30 people, the Xuanwu soldiers applauded one after another.
When sixty or seventy people took turns to toast, the Xuanwu soldiers were amazed one by one, and the commander of Dudao Zhou was really a hero in the wine.
But when nearly a hundred people took turns to toast, the Xuanwu soldiers looked at each other.
Who said he didn't drink much just now? The soldiers suspected that Commander Zhou was too modest.
They noticed a slight white mist around Commander Zhou's body. The shadow is sufficient, and I can't see it clearly. If it weren't for the sun, I wouldn't have noticed it at all.
"Brother, did you see the mist around Commander Zhou's body? Could it be the same as when Xiao Ruoyao of the legendary Qi Kingdom fought for wine?"
"Xiao Ruoyao is known as a thousand cups not drunk, ten thousand cups not poured. At the beginning, he drank Prince Xuan's tens of thousands of horses and horses. ”
"Ah, I've heard of it too. ”
When Prince Xuan's 30,000 surprise troops defeated the Jin Kingdom, various rumors were circulating. Among them, there is the saying that Xiao Ruoyao drank 30,000 soldiers and drank everyone down. Of course, this statement is absurd, and a smart person knows that it is impossible to achieve it by calculating the time a little.
But the big-headed soldiers don't have this kind of mind, they just think that Xiao Ruoyao has a huge amount of alcohol, and even tens of thousands of people can drink it. Even if the rumors are exaggerated, it can be a chess opponent with a thousand people. So Xiao Ruoyao was even more deified in everyone's impression.
Wu Zhe had just clearly explained that he wanted to use his vitality to increase the amount of alcohol, and everyone quickly thought of this.
"By the way, Miss Zhou just said that she wants to use her vitality. Could it be that this layer of white mist is a kind of wine mist that is emitted from the body?"
The female general also thought of this.
She knows better than anyone that the military spirit of the Xuanwu Corps under her command is now intimidated by the enemy's Xiao Ruoyao. In the words of another world, this is like a negative buff state, which has been hanging over the Xuanwu Legion of the Qiu female general, making the Xuanwu soldiers feel weak in their hearts.
It turned out that Commander Zhou had already planned to drink alcohol to further dispel the soldiers' psychological fear of Xiao Ruoyao. But I didn't expect that Commander Zhou would find a solution to this early.
After this drinking, the situation changed. The soldiers will find that when they can dissolve the drink by using Yuan Qi or Xuan Qi, they will become less afraid of Xiao Ruoyao's feelings. Because I know that the other party also used some kind of trick to achieve the effect of not getting drunk in a thousand cups.
So as long as there is a slight mention, everyone will realize that Xiao Ruoyao's ability to command the Xuanwu Legion has become so powerful because of some kind of trick?
The layman looked at the excitement and only noticed how powerful Commander Zhou was drinking. Insiders watched the doorway, but General Qiu realized that this was Commander Zhou's state of relieving the army's shock.
She is the commander, worthy of being the commander-in-chief specially appointed by the emperor! No wonder she was famous before, and she was the guest and wise trust of Prince Mo. Qiu Nu will admire this subtle in her heart.
When she drank more than three hundred cups, Princess Qing said: "Rest for a while, don't really get Commander Zhou drunk." ”
The hill girl really got up and shouted, "You little rabbits, are you really going to get drunk with the commander who allows you to drink?
The soldiers then withdrew. Anyway, on average, one out of three people has already toasted and toasted, and has been slightly satisfied. Those soldiers who had to touch glasses with Wu Zhe were even more elated, feeling quite honored.
Wu Zhe's face was flushed, and he sat back in place with a smile: "Haha, thank you Commander Qing and General Qiu for coming to the rescue." Otherwise, I was obviously unable to sustain my vitality, and I almost couldn't get off the stage, but I insisted on holding on to save face. ”
"It's good to be drunk. And then throw it on the street, regardless of how you freeze to death. Princess Qing glanced at Wu Zhe and reprimanded in a low voice.
Wu Zhe smiled: "You can't freeze to death in the summer." ”
The person who was waiting next to Qiu Nu said secretly: The two commanders really have a very personal relationship.
There was also a more obscene centurion muttering in his heart: Will a drunk girl Zhou freeze to death if she is thrown on the street......?
After everyone's banquet, Wu Zhe, Princess Qing and Qiu Nu returned to the big tent.
Unexpectedly, there were already people waiting in the big tent.
"Oops, two archons. "Lord Lu of Rao Tiange bowed his hand. He is the commander of the newly retired Xuanwu female generals and one of the henchmen of the Xuanwu Emperor. (To be continued......)