Chapter 18 Pull, Ma Ma

Akmund's shout startled Akmund, who looked at him like a neurotic and continued to shove the kernel into his mouth.

Actually, Ding Jiayi is not worried about unhygienic problems, the key is that if this thing gets into Akmund's mouth, it is equivalent to indirectly touching Zagara's ...... In short, he felt awkward.

So he had no choice but to raise his agility to the highest level, and rushed out to steal the bell with the momentum of stealing the bell, snatching the worm core that had already reached Akmund's mouth.

Akmund was furious:

"Are you sick? Why have you disappeared silently for so many days, and I haven't settled accounts with you yet, you're fine, why are you crazy when you come back?"

"Hey, hey" Ding Jiayi scratched his head embarrassedly, "Teacher, that worm queen is strange and pitiful when she dies, I can't bear it, I can think of her as soon as I close my eyes these days, so I want to keep this worm core as a souvenir, don't eat it, okay?"

Akmund rolled his eyes:

", if you want it, say it early, it's not over for you, but you give it to me first, I'm going to use it now, and I'll give it to you when I'm done." ”

Ding Jia Yi Qi Dao:

"This thing is nothing but the inside...... What's the use?"

"Hehe, this thing is very useful, as long as you hold it in your mouth when you cast the spell, the mana can increase by 30%, Niu X is not? Unfortunately, it can only be used for a month, and it will be invalid after a month. I'm going to use it now, you bring it, I'll use it first. ”

"I'll it? This thing still works like this? I'll try it first, teacher. After Ding Jiayi finished speaking, he didn't hesitate to stuff the worm core into his mouth, pretending to be about to cast a spell, and then swallowed it with a grunt.

"I'm sorry, teacher, I'm excited!"

Akmund sighed, waved his hand, and said:

"Go get out of here, don't bother me again!"

Ding Jiayi smiled and left.

Akmund continued the foresight technique that he had interrupted just now, and without the increase in the worm core, he could not see very clearly, and could only vaguely see that the future hell was overcrowded.

He picked up the snail and hit it, trying to tell Dan what he saw.

The classmates in the corridor of the dormitory were chatting, and when they saw Ding Jiayi coming back, they happily greeted him.

Ding Jiayi wondered, isn't it training time now? Why are these people so idle?

Later, I learned from them that Zhenzi and Teacher Jiacoconut went to the world on a mission, as if Teacher Zhenzi was going to spread a videotape, and Teacher Jiacoconut was going to a villa in an island country to be on standby, and he would not come back in the next few days.

Hehe, thinking of these two teachers, Ding Jiayi couldn't help but worry about the world.

As soon as he entered the dormitory, his head was big.

In the past few days, he has been absent, and he has turned the urine pills upside down, and he has urinated all over the walls, floors, sheets, sheets, tables, chairs, and benches, and he is really worthy of the name of the urine pill.

Ding Jiayi took a lot of effort to clean the room, and then walked towards the urine pill with a gloomy face.

Peemaru shrank into the corner, his body trembling, and he looked at him in horror.

Ding Jiayi wanted to teach this guy who pees everywhere a good lesson, but when he walked up to him, he was suddenly stunned - this guy has changed a little.

First of all, he has grown very round, and the original angular bone frame is now completely invisible, and even the gap between the ribs has grown dead, and he looks like a white and tender child.

His face is no longer covered with craters like skulls, but has grown into a small round head melon, with all facial features on his head, and a pair of watery eyes have grown out of his originally two empty eyes.

Looking down further, Ding Jiayi was even more shocked - little jījī?!

That's growing too fast, isn't it?

Ding Jiayi squatted down, carefully looked at the urine pills, how did he look like a skeleton, but the more he looked at it, the more he looked like a big fat boy, and couldn't help muttering:

"Are you a sperm?"

Uriman nodded obediently.

Ding Jiayi pulled his ear:

"Can you pee everywhere when you become a sperm?" said he dragged him into the bathroom, pointed to the toilet and said:

"In the future, if I find you peeing anywhere but this, I'll chop up your little jījī, do you understand!"

The urinal pill hurt from his ear, and nodded with tears in his eyes.

When he cried, Ding Jiayi couldn't bear it again, so he let go of his ears and taught him seriously:

"You have to know something, you know, it's already a burden to carry you, so don't make any more trouble with me. ”

As soon as Urine Pill heard this, his mouth deflated, and he raised his fleshy little fist and slammed his chest, meaning that he was not a burden, and he could be of great use.

Ding Jia and B are happy:

"Say you, you're still not convinced, tell me what you can do?"

The urine pill looked left and right, suddenly raised his foot, kicked the toilet to smash, and then followed the example of Ding Jia and B to step on those pieces again and again, every time he stepped on it, his mouth was milky and learned "Oh, I dropped out", and finally stepped on the toilet fragments!

Ding Jiayi was stunned at this time, and he pointed to the urine pill in a daze:

"What the hell are you...... Can you talk?"

Urine Pill stopped moving on his legs and said embarrassedly:

"Pluck!"

Ding Jiayi looked at the urine pill incredulously, knowing that the two words he just said were actually his father.

Somehow, he suddenly felt full of contradictions, a little excited, a little flustered, and at a loss for what to do.

Perhaps every man who has just become a father is this kind of performance.

Ding Jiayi reacted, held up the urine pill high, and was very happy.

If it weren't for the appearance of the urine pill, Lao Yan would not have written that letter of recommendation for him at all, so he would not have been appreciated by Brother Dan, let alone come to the god-killing group, would not have known Tussaud, would not have known Zagara, and would not have become the Zerg Emperor inexplicably.

I have to say that he can have these good luck, and he really can't do without urine pills.

When he summoned the urine pill, his mana was low, and later the urine pill would only pee everywhere and cause trouble, so he had always had no hope for this summoned spirit, but he didn't expect that the urine pill was not only not weak, but also could continue to grow, and this discovery made him happy.

He threw the urine pill again and again, and said with great pampering:

"Say, son, what do you want to eat, daddy will take you to eat!"

The urine pill brushed and jumped to the ground, and the two calves ran upside down to the door of the dormitory, opened the door and pointed to the No. 95 dormitory opposite.

Ding Jiayi understood, it turned out that he wanted to eat the food cooked by Tussaud, but Dussaud was angry with himself when he left the underworld...... I don't know if it's deflated now......

Knock knock

"Tussaud?"

Knock knock

"Sasha?"

......

"Sasha, are you still angry with me?"

......

"Sasha, don't be angry, okay? Isn't what happened in the underworld all expedient measures? I'm also thinking about everyone. ”

......

"Sasha, come out and see, I have a son. ”

Boom!

Tussaud stood in the doorway, staring at her red eyes and asked:

"You're so fast, you even have a son?"

"Okay, okay, you are now the Worm Emperor, in charge of such a big empire, accompanied by a beautiful queen, and now you even have a son, why are you coming back?"

Ding Jiayi panicked, quickly pushed the urine pill forward, and explained:

"No, didn't you misunderstand, the son I said is a urine pill, he will call Dad, don't believe you, urine pills, call Dad!"

Urine pill's cute big eyes turned, looked at Tussaud and exclaimed:

"Ma Ma!"

Ding Jiayi gave a thumbs up, and secretly said in his heart that his son is smart!

"Poof" Tussaud really burst into laughter, but she quickly held back her laughter, glared at Ding Jiayi coldly and said:

"The Qila Empire is so good, I think you're going to be happy and not want hell, right?"

Ding Jiayi scratched his head and smirked:

"Hehe, hehe, in fact, I wanted to come back for a long time, but I just ascended the throne, there are too many chores, no matter how I say that it has become my country, I can't leave it alone, right?"

"Let me tell you, there is really nothing good in that place, at least the food is not as good as what you make, and in the past few days I have been there, I have been thinking about your craftsmanship day and night, and it is difficult to sleep and eat. ”

Tussaud wasn't really angry, but when he coaxed him again, most of his anger had disappeared.

In fact, after she returned from the underworld, she thought carefully about the relationship between the two of them.

Ding Jiayi has a girlfriend, which she knows, but she has never seen it, so she doesn't take it seriously.

But Zagala is different, she and Ding Jiayi are talking to me and me under their noses, so she can't suppress her jealousy.

But then she also figured out whether it was better to nibble on the shriveled and cold steamed buns alone, or to enjoy a hearty meal together?

After a fierce ideological struggle, she made the final decision - I want to have a big meal, old lady!

But if you figure it out, you still have to have face, so she has to give Ding Jiayi a little face and test his sincerity.

Now seeing that he was still sincere, she glared at him without any murderous power, and said angrily:

"Come in!"

After speaking, her expression suddenly changed, and she touched the head of the urine pill with a smile and said:

"Come in, son, Ma Ma will make you something to eat!"

Ding Jiayi followed behind the urine pill, a demonic smile raised at the corner of his mouth, and secretly made a gesture of victory.