[Chapter 0042] The Lai Pi Ghost is going to be miserable

"Of course, this is just my suggestion, and as for what to trade with, it's your freedom. When Yang Xuan saw Tian Tian say this, she naturally didn't say anything, so she left the final decision to herself.

However, her choice really made Yang Xuan dumbfounded.

What's going on?

It turned out that this girl actually said that she would use the excess fat in her body to make a transaction.

That's right, it's the fat that is a little more harmful and a little less bad.

Wonderful.

It's still a clever wonder.

Yang Xuan would never have thought of a person who had been tortured by ghosts for so long, not only with a clear mind, but also playing routines, one by one.

So, the question is, can human fat be used to pay for transactions?

The answer is very pleasant, yes.

Because fat is also a part of the human body, as long as it meets the trading criteria, whether it is fat or hair, it can be paid as a trading item.

Moreover, the standard of payment of the firm is not to compete for the value of the transaction, but to care about the transaction.

Girls are very concerned about the fat content of their bodies, and naturally things that are not valuable naturally have value.

Yang Xuan took this deal.

It's just that when the fat is taken, the scene is a little awkward.

Tian Tian didn't let Yang Xuan only take the fat in one place, and asked for uniformity, so as not to destroy the balance of the 'figure'.

"Please, I'm not a doctor, how can I balance evenly?" Seeing that this girl came to beg him for many requests, Yang Xuan was suddenly drunk.

"Anyway, the fat on the chest can't move, and the buttocks can't move, so you can get rid of the abdomen!" Tian Tian said, pulling off the thin coat, revealing a small waist.

That's right, it's indeed a small waist.

Yang Xuan looked left and right, but he didn't know how good it was to start from this small waist.

Because, the fat is already very even, so why start?

Tian Tian saw that Yang Xuan had been staring at her lower abdomen, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed, so he glared and shouted, "Hey, hey...... Look at it, you can do it then!"

"Do it, do it, do it! If you do it again, you will become a water snake. Yang Xuan said angrily.

"The water snake waist is good! Tian Tian became even more energetic when she heard this, as if the small waist was not enough to show her beauty.

"Woman, I'm convinced. ”

Yang Xuan shook his head, he didn't bother to talk nonsense, and directly started to slowly suck out the fat on Tian Tian's lower abdomen.

Of course, he is not a doctor, he doesn't need surgery, and what he sucks out is not the kind of yellow fat like poop, but a cloudy white liquid, which slowly sprays a parabola-like and thin water line between Yang Xuan's palm and lower abdomen along the force, and accurately flows into the wooden box held by the ghost elder sister.

The whole process lasted for two minutes, and Yang Xuan and the ghost elder sister watched Tian Tian dance and laugh like two fools, "Ah...... It's itchy, it's itchy, hehe, haha, it's ......."

"Alright. ”

Seeing that it was almost over, Yang Xuan stopped and said.

"Hey, my waist is really a lot thinner. After the itch passed, Tian Tian narcissistically lowered her head and looked left and right, while stroking with her hand as if no one was there, she didn't have to listen to her, just looking at the narcissistic smiling face knew that she was satisfied.

"Alright, go home, I'll look for you tomorrow morning." Yang Xuan looked at the narcissistic Tian Tian and said.

"Ahh

Tian Tian, who was gesturing his arms and thighs, was stunned when he heard this, and hurriedly shook his head like a rattle, "I finally escaped, will I go to death?"

"What do you mean, do you still want to rely on me?" Yang Xuan suddenly looked at Tian Tian with a stunned expression, he was depressed, how could he meet such a master tonight, not to mention the strange transaction price, he was the first to ask to stay overnight in the office.

"Anyway, if you take my money, you have to help to the end, I'll give you this one night tonight, and tomorrow I'll go back with me to catch ghosts." Tian Tian said, and said to the ghost eldest sister who had been standing next to her without speaking, "This beautiful sister, will I sleep with you tonight?"

Yang Xuan originally thought that the ghost elder sister would refuse, but no matter how bad it was, she would pretend to be dumb and not speak. But I didn't expect her to say something that made him squirt blood, "I want to sleep with my master, you can sleep in my room." ”

Is it good to have a warm quilt?

Pretty good.

Yang Xuan also wants to have a warm quilt every night.

But it's definitely not a ghost sister.

It was so cold, and lying with her was definitely the same as falling into an ice hole.

It's okay to be crazy when you're impulsive, but if you really sleep together every day, Yang Xuan can't bear it.

As soon as he heard that the ghost eldest sister said that sentence without concealment, Yang Xuan hurriedly said, "No need, let's sleep in separate rooms!"

Then, he said to Tian Tian, "I'm not a hotel here, and customers are absolutely not allowed to stay overnight, so you better leave quickly! I have to receive the next guest." ”

"You're also a man, so you can't pity the jade? Aren't I going back now to fall into the mouth of a sheep? You ruthlessly see me being bullied by a ghost for such a beautiful girl?" Tian Tian said, suddenly got up and lay on the table, looked at Yang Xuan who was close at hand with a smile and said, "Unless, you will accompany me back to catch ghosts now." ”

"Please...... Miss Tian, do you know why we are called a midnight office? Can you understand the meaning of the word midnight?" asked Yang Xuan.

"Midnight...... Isn't it just the middle of the night? Could it be that you are still doing ghost business!" Tian Tian said with a smile.

"Congratulations, you're right, we're really doing ghost business, and most of our customers are not people, a living person like you may not meet one in ten days and half a month. ”

After speaking, Yang Xuan smiled and whispered mysteriously, "And, most of the people who come to me are evil ghosts, much more powerful than your family, I don't know if I will see such a hippie and tender little girl as you....... Hehe, I hope you don't be as unlucky as the last one. ”

"What do you mean?" Tian Tian suddenly asked nervously.

Yang Xuan continued, "The last one.......! Forget it, I said that I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to sleep at night, so I still won't say it, but I advise you, don't stay with me for a long time, it's not safe. ”

"Ha! You lied to me, right?" Tian Tian suddenly slapped the table and said with a smile, "You want to scare me away, but there is no door." ”

"Whatever you want, you'll find out later. ”

Yang Xuan shrugged his shoulders indifferently, turned his head to the ghost eldest sister and said, "Eldest sister, bring the next guest!"

After speaking, he turned his head to Tian Tian and said, "Don't blame me for not reminding you if you are scared to pee your pants......!

Tian Tian was calm on the surface, but she muttered a little in her heart, she didn't understand why Yang Xuan was so sure that she would be afraid, could it be that the one who came in was really a bad ghost?

Thinking of this, Tian Tian also turned his head and looked nervously at the direction of the gate, and kept silently thinking in his heart, "It's not an evil ghost, it's not a demon......

However, Yang Xuan looked at Tian Tian, who was nervous and straightened with a playful face, and smiled secretly, "Dese, wait a minute, I'll scare you to death, a dead girl......"

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ps: Thank you to the main station book friend 'Jiangnan Pavilion Master' for rewarding 200 book coins.