Chapter 1 Wonderful Ancestors
Call!
A pitch-black wooden stick was vigorous, with the momentum of thousands of troops taking the head of the enemy's general, and it could accurately land on Lin Dou's ass every time, making the room reverberate with a miserable howl like killing a pig.
Obviously, Lin Dou was being beaten.
The few pieces of furniture in the dilapidated room, the wooden table, didn't help Lin Dou much.
The only handful of hair on his head fluttered in the wind, and his fair face was full of grievances. A pair of big bright eyes with tears in their eyes, their mouths pursed, and how pitiful they looked. If a kind-hearted woman sees it, she will surely take this poor child into her arms and give her the most "generous" comfort.
However, the bald old man who was brutally committing violence was not moved in the slightest, but sneered instead, "Put away your performance, I want to lie to your grandfather and me, there is no door!"
Hearing this, the corners of Lin Dou's mouth twitched. What is shocking is that even the snot and tears were wiped out by this pump, but he stuck out his tongue at the old man, and his originally extremely pitiful expression became a hippie smile.
"I know that I can't hide it from you, grandpa, grandpa is so powerful!"
"Hmph, stop me, I'll kill you today. ”
The bald old man was not moved by this sycophant at all, holding a big stick, and continued to attack fiercely with Lin Dou around the table, and the battle was fierce.
After another hit on the buttocks, Lin Dou snorted in pain, and said pitifully, "Grandpa, you keep beating me tired, it's better to rest, I will definitely listen to you in the future." ”
The voice was full of sincerity, which slowed down the anger of the bald old man, and the old man was also a little tired of Lin Dou, who was like a loach, and a glimmer of hope flashed in his eyes.
"Are you really going to be obedient? Will you return the crystals you won?"
"Don't even think about it, don't forget that I paid you for the wine last month..."
Inside the room, the grandfather and grandson fell into a brief silence.
Then a roar of shaking the mountains followed, making the dilapidated houses seem to tremble.
"Evil beast, I will kill you!"
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Finally broke down the door and escaped from the room, Lin Dou limped down the muddy mountain road, and the pain from his little buttocks made him feel shy that he didn't dare to rub it.
The bright sun illuminates Yanbu, this is just a mountain village with only more than 1,000 households, backed by Dadong Mountain, only a few scattered cooking smoke rises, but I don't know how Lin Dou feels that there are so many people today. Especially the villagers who came and went, the kind of resentment and smug look in the eyes of the eldest lady made Lin Dou grit his teeth.
"Cowardices, a bunch of cowards!"
Climbing over a small hill and walking to a clear river, Lin Dou kicked a small stone down hard, which immediately made the river splash with layers of ripples.
The anger in his heart slowed down, Lin Dou was bored, and his two fingers moved slightly. A card glowing white suddenly appeared on the tip of his finger, spinning like a spinning top.
In fact, the reason why he was beaten was very simple, mainly because Lin Dou and other friends of the Yan Department had a card fight.
Card fighting is the most common thing on the Kalas continent, because cards have long been the only symbol of strength on the Kalas continent, and they go deep into war and life. The card fight played by Lin Dou is the simplest one, each person draws one and guesses the opponent's hole cards.
The reason why Lin Dou loves this game is that he has never lost. According to Lin Luo's grandfather's words, Lin Dou naturally seemed to have a little demon living in his body, and he could detect the opponent's hole cards very clearly, so Lin Dou often squeezed the opponent's last crystal coin.
However, what annoyed Lin Dou was that this group of shameless guys couldn't afford to play at all, and they would go to complain to Grandpa Lin Luo after every loss. Then Lin Dou will face a rich stick dinner, the dishes are spicy, and he will not give up without seeing the braised pork.
Grandpa Lin Luo often said to Lin Dou that they were strangers and had to keep a low profile wherever they went.
But Lin Dou seriously suspected that the reason why Grandpa Lin Luo didn't let him fight was mainly because he always won all the money of his aunt's grandchildren, which seriously hindered his big career of bringing that extremely retro record card to the entrance of the village and dancing with his aunt.
"But there's still forty more crystals. ”
Lin Doumei comforted herself.
When he said the crystal coin, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he swept away the previous decadence, and even the speed of spinning the cards was much faster. There was a bulging backpack around his waist, which he always carried with him, and he would never take it off even when he was sleeping.
This is Lin Dou's lifeblood, with a total of more than 5,000 crystal coins.
Crystals!
The currency circulating on the continent of Kalas is also a necessary thing for card masters to practice. Ordinary people need to constantly absorb the power of crystal coins into the meridians, and finally a crystal nucleus will be formed, becoming.... One-star card master!
Card Master is undoubtedly the most noble profession in the entire continent of Calas. Even the lowest-level one-star card master will improve his body and lifespan, and he may be able to get a decent job, with less than ten people in the Yanbu in the poor mountains.
Therefore, Grandpa Lin Luo, who is often disrespectful to the elderly, can also gain respect in this area.
Become a true card master.
It is also the dream of Lin Dou, who is only ten years old, or more precisely, he wants to become the richest card master, at least like.... It's the same as the card store owner who hooked up with his daughter.
He and Grandpa Lin Luo can sleep until they wake up naturally without having to work hard every day, and the first thing they do when they wake up is to count money. It's better to have a beautiful girl as a daughter-in-law, the kind with very big breasts, but I heard that there can be two or three people in the city.....
But the ideal is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.
The current Lin Dou is not to mention the richest card master, and he hasn't even accumulated at least the awakened crystal coins.
Since he was a child, Lin Dou didn't know who his parents were, and the only relatives around him were Lin Luo's grandfather, who depended on each other. And Grandpa Lin Luo is just the most ordinary one-star card master, plus he is often unreliable, resulting in the grandfather and grandson having no money at all.
"I heard that the awakening ceremony is about to start, and at least 10,000 crystals will be needed!"
Lin Dou wrenched his fingers and carefully calculated in his heart.
The first step to becoming a card master is to form a card master talent through the awakening ritual. Only once a year, it is held in Beicheng, hundreds of miles away from the Yanbu. Relying on the crystal coins that collect raw materials in Dadong Mountain is not enough to stuff the teeth, I hope that there is only a gray income of gambling.
Thinking of this, Lin Dou stared at the shiny head in the water, clenched his fists and said, "Lin Dou, Lin Dou, you were still too merciful in the past, how can you become the richest card master on the continent in this way?"
"Brother Dou, Brother Dou!"
Just as Lin Dou was thinking about how to calculate the other teenagers in the Yan Division, a cheerful voice came from a distance.
Lin Dou raised his eyes and saw that an inexplicable object like a ball was rushing towards him, as if the ground was trembling with him, if he looked carefully, he could realize that this was actually a fat man. It's just that his height and weight don't match at all, plus his white and tender skin is like a big snowball, and he doesn't feel cold when he leans next to him in summer.
This is also Lin Dou's best friend in the Yan Department, Cui Fatzi.
Seeing Cui Fatzi panting and running over, without waiting for him to speak, Lin Dou snorted coldly, "A group of people came to the entrance of the village, and there are beautiful women in it?"
"Ahh
Cui Fatzi was stunned for a moment, then gave Lin Dou a thumbs up and exclaimed, "Brother Dou, you are really like a god." ”
"Nonsense, my grandfather just ran away and changed into that dress, which is more than a hundred years older than me!"
Lin Dou covered his face and pointed to a wisp of smoke and dust in the distance, it was really unfortunate for his family.
Since he can remember, he has always suspected that Grandpa Lin Luo is a well-hidden master, and he is by no means a perverted old man who only likes to peek at girls' underwear. It's just that in order to hone him, he hides himself, and soon he will take out a lot of crystal coins and smash his dog face.
But the more time passed, Lin Dou found that he was wrong, and he was outrageously wrong, it should be the kind that smoked more than 10,000 big mouths and didn't understand his hatred. In addition to being able to drink, Grandpa Lin Luo is more poor than others.
The care of Lin Dou is even more messy, but as long as there are any women within a radius of 100 miles.
will not escape Grandpa Lin Luo's nose, more professional than the most professional hunting dog, completely shattering Lin Dou's dream of being a rich second generation who wants to eat and wait for death. Thinking of the drinking money that he had been hacked by Grandpa Lin Luo over the years, Lin Dou felt that a certain part of his lower body was dripping blood, and glared at Cui Fatzi angrily,
"And you can't take care of your brother, your pants are about to break, and you're one of the three heroes of Callas!"
While speaking, Lin Dou patted himself hard, there is no doubt that he is absolutely shameless to be counted among the three masters.
Cui Fatzi suddenly coughed a few times, and said embarrassedly, "Hehe, I can't think of going down yet, but that beauty is so beautiful, really like a fairy, that skin, that eyebrows, that body.... Slippery. ”
While speaking, Cui Fatzi had swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva inextricably.
"I'm not interested! It's not that I'm talking about you, what is there to look at a group of outsiders, it's better for you to fight with me now and win crystal coins." ”
Lin Dou smiled and said, although the beauty is not small, but the crystal coin is even more deadly to Lin Dou.
"But I've already lost to you. ”
Cui Fat scratched his head, looking dazed,
"But I heard that this fairy came here to enter Dadong Mountain, and there is a lack of a guide, I heard that it will give crystal coins, ah... Brother Dou!"
Smoke and dust rose everywhere, and Cui Fatzi watched Lin Dou's small body disappear in front of him with a wisp of smoke, and at the same time, an extremely excited voice came,
"Fatty, don't keep up yet!"