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Chapter 29: A Generation of Grandmasters

Yue curiously walked through several alleys in a panic before he breathed a sigh of relief. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"This old fellow is too long-winded, let's find an exit and escape!" he walked forward, looking around.

Walking not far away, a large number of flowers appeared in front of me, red, purple, pink, fighting for beauty, it was very good-looking.

"This must be the back garden, there must be a back door in the back garden, and you have to go through the back door. He walked more than ten steps, and suddenly heard a man whispering among the flowers: "A pot ......of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without a blind date;

Yue looked up curiously, and saw the person who was chanting poetry. There is a stone table among the flowers, there is a teapot and a bowl on the table, and there is an old man in a brocade robe sitting next to the table, who is the chief steward of the room, Qiao Deshan.

Qiao Deshang heard the sound of footsteps, and after a slight glance, he saw Yue Curious, who was stunned not far away. He smiled slightly: "Yue Shaoxia, such a beautiful day, why don't you come and have a drink together?"

Yue looked around curiously, his expression very nervous.

Qiao Deshang smiled: "Don't worry, my son is not here, come and talk." Why, you don't want to, or are you shy?"

Yue was curious to see that the tiger-headed Tibetan mastiff was really not here, and couldn't help but sigh, and his courage also increased, at this time, he couldn't care so much anymore, and if he held it in his heart, he said it all in one go: "I don't want to, I just don't want to!" You guy is too verbose, it's endless, completely ignoring other people's feelings, who can stand you, farewell." ”

Qiao Deshang sighed: "You have wronged me!"

Yue was about to turn around, and when he heard this, he was slightly stunned: "Wronged you?"

"Yes. Jordshan said slowly, "Long-winded and good talk are two different things. What is verbose? Verbose means to be long-winded and like to talk nonsense. Nonsense is useless words, useless words are nonsense. Long-winded is also the saying that chatter, chatter is a disease. Illness is an ethereal thing, you can't see it or touch it. However, good talk is different, it has to be reasonable. What is the truth? The truth is the judge of disputes, the magic weapon of the wise......;

"Dao your ancestor!" Yue turned around curiously and ran away.

Fearing that Jodschamp would chase him, he panicked through several alleys. At this time, he could no longer find his way back, let alone his way out.

He walked blankly, and suddenly a low wall appeared next to him, four feet three inches high. He was overjoyed and immediately walked away.

He was half a head taller than the low wall, and when he looked up, there was a field of green rape flowers outside the wall, and a small river meandered to it, and he didn't know where it was going. In the distance, several village farmers are driving cattle to plough the land, and there is an old man herding sheep nearby, and pheasants and ducks rise and fall from time to time in the rape field.

Faced with this situation, Yue Curiosity suddenly had a kind of poetry in his heart, a heroic feeling, and immediately led to a high song: "A big road leads to my house, my family lives here, chickens, ducks, cows, cows, and sheep, a fertile field, rape flowers, a big river, a wife, children, a tile, a big house, ......."

He suddenly stopped, because he remembered the jade skin, and he looked sad. He let out a long sigh and silently climbed up the low wall. Standing on the low wall, I looked back, and my heart blossomed with joy again: "The one surnamed Qiao didn't chase after me, I'm finally free!"

He couldn't help but dance and sing again: "Who made us liberate, hi lo hi, who made us turn over, hi lo hi, it is the beloved ......"

"Turn over the serfs and sing?" I don't know when, Jodschamp also came to the wall. He squinted coldly, "Yue Shaoxia, you can really do it!"

Yue's curiosity jumped suddenly, and as soon as he didn't pay attention, his feet slipped, and he fell off the wall and fainted on the spot.

I don't know how long it took, Yue curiously woke up. When I looked closely, I saw that the bed was still the same bed, the room was still the same room, and everything had not changed. He walked this way, but he went from the beginning and back to the beginning.

At that moment the door opened, and into him was a sloppy-looking man, who was about fifty years old. He holds a delicate vegetable box in his hand, which contains four dishes of different styles - fried bean sprouts, boiled bean sprouts, steamed bean sprouts, and stewed bean sprouts.

Yue curiously turned over and sat up, and said in a lost voice: "It's all bean sprouts?"

The man smiled: "Don't worry, you can't be wrong." Yue snorted curiously: "What about the beautiful girl?"

"She's on leave," said the man, "I'll take her shift." Childe, don't look down on me just because I'm a house slave. I'm very promising, and I think ......"

"Don't think about it!" Yue said curiously and impatiently, "Empty talk will ruin the country, but hard work will prosper the country." However, it's always good to have dreams. ”

"It's good, it's wonderful!" said the man, "I have a dream, I dream ......."

"Don't dream!" Yue curiously sat at the table and picked up a pair of chopsticks and bean sprouts, "Can people eat this kind of thing?"

"It should be ......" Before the man finished speaking, Yue was curious and ate it. As he ate it, he said, "It's so unpalatable, it's really hard to swallow!"

The man swallowed as he watched, and his triangular eyes shone with a snatching light.

Yue raised his head curiously and said, "Do you want to eat?" When the words fell, he let out a loud fart. He quickly pinched his nose: "It stinks, it really stinks!"

Unexpectedly, the man looked intoxicated and said, "Incense, it's really fragrant!"

"Xiang?" Yue was stunned curiously, "Do you want to eat?"

The man said, "Do you still want to put it?"

Yue smiled curiously: "As long as you want to eat, I can put it." ”

The man also smiled: "As long as you can put it, I can eat it." ”

Yue said curiously: "That being the case, I'm going to fart......!

"You can do it!" the man's eyes lit up, "You're amazing! You're such a natural fart material, you have a future!"

Yue's curiosity was angry: "Could it be that you have lived enough?"

The man said, "I haven't lived enough, I still want to live." But ......"

Yue was curious and said angrily: "It seems that you really don't want to live anymore!

"You're coming!" the man said mysteriously, "You come with me!"

Yue's curiosity froze: "What is he going out for, could it be that he wants to fight with me?" He is so old, why is he so brave and ruthless, I look down on him...... What should I do?"

"Come on, come here!" the man waved frequently outside the room, looking at his expression, he didn't seem to have any malice.

"Could it be that he doesn't want to be a house slave and wants to take me away from here?" Yue was curious, and immediately walked out of the room. He followed the man around two alleys and came to a well.

The man looked excited, and beckoned: "You hurry up!" Yue said curiously: "Could it be that there is a treasure in the well?" The man said: "Priceless treasure!"

Yue was curious and immediately ran over and looked over, but saw that the well was dark, and he couldn't see his five fingers, he couldn't hear the sound of water, and he couldn't see the baby.

The man said twice: "Boy, you go down!" said and flew up with a kick, hitting Yue's curious buttocks.

Yue let out a loud cry of curiosity and plunged into the well. After a long time, he slowly opened his eyes, and it was dark in front of him, and there were candles burning on the wall.

"It's dark, isn't it!" he sat up, and saw himself lying on the cold concrete floor, as if he were in a cave or in a cellar.

He was in a hurry, and shouted, "Where am I? Hey, is there anyone here?" ”

There were indeed people, a few steps away there was a person sitting cross-legged, a lewd man who looked to be in his fifties, who could see clearly in the candlelight, but who was not the house slave?

Yue was curious and shrugged his eyebrows: "It's you, where is this?"

The slave asked, "You don't remember so soon?"

Yue was curious and muttered, "This is the bottom of the well, and you pushed me down?"

"No! I kicked you off. The slave smiled.

Yue said in a deep voice, "Do you know what kind of tragic price you will pay for doing this?"

The house slave frowned: "Are you going to kill me?"

Yue Qian didn't answer, but stood up and walked towards the slave step by step. There was a fire burning in his eyes, a flame of rage!

The flames of anger were invisible to the naked eye, and the house slave's eyes were fleshy, but he saw it. He said, "You're angry, there's fire in your eyes!"

"That's right. Yue was curious and stood still in front of him, "Aren't you afraid?"

The house slave smiled: "I'm not afraid." ”

Yue was curious and gritted his teeth and asked, "Do you know how I will deal with you?"

The slave still smiled: "You know, you want to kill me." ”

"Yes, I have to kill you!" Yue Curious stepped forward and knelt down straight, "Senior, I don't want to die, I'm still young, please let me out!"

"Old-timers?" the house slave laughed, "I despise you so much!"

Yue Qian immediately changed his kneeling to squatting, and at the same time changed his tone: "Don't think that I can't get out, I'm just ...... I don't know where the exit is, otherwise I would have ...... long ago" Before he finished speaking, the house slave raised his hand and pointed: "(Look)!"

Yue raised his head curiously, and saw the stars in the sky, in the distant sky, and the wellhead seemed to be in the distant sky.

"It's over!" he sat on the ground, his face dejected.

The slave suddenly said, "You want to go out?"

Yue was curious and said angrily: "Nonsense!"

The slave said, "You can't get out?"

Yue said curiously: "Nonsense!"

The house slave said, "You think I'm a house slave?"

Yue was curious and snorted coldly: "Nonsense!"

"I'm not a house slave!" said the house slave solemnly, "the old man made a big fuss five hundred years ago...... Twenty years ago, he was a generation of strange heroes who were famous and famous, and Shen Zhang, who was nicknamed 'Divine Hero'. Back then, with only a pair of fleshy palms, I wiped out the Tang Gate in Shuzhong. I...... What's that look on your face?"

"Just you?" Yue was curious, his face full of disdain.

"You don't believe it, okay!" Shen Zhang shouted, raised his palm with one hand, and slapped down on a big stone beside him, a stone the size of a grinding plate. But when I heard an earth-shattering sound, the boulder shattered and the stone chips flew.

Yue was curious and dumbfounded: "You...... Your hands are bleeding!"

Shen Zhang smiled slightly: "This is nothing, men don't shed tears when they bleed." You see, my hand is bleeding so much and swollen, but I don't hurt at all, what do you think I do?"

"What's the matter?

I think back then, the old man climbed the wall and climbed the house, beat dogs and chickens, cooked cattle and sheep, went into the water to catch fish, and picked here and there...... Alas, don't mention it! You don't think I'm a house slave, but in fact I'm a house slave. However, I'm also a first-generation grandmaster!"

"Grandmaster?" Yue was curious, "Grandmaster of the house slave?"

"I have a set of palm techniques," Shen Zhang said with a positive color, "It's called 'Emptying and Harnessing Qi Palm', and it's hugely powerful." I've been cultivating for more than ten years, but I'm just getting a glimpse of the way. In order to fully display the power of this technique, it is necessary to have extremely deep internal strength. Back then, I was slapped by the enemy, and two rows of wide back molars fell out, and my internal strength was lost. Over the years, I've finally regained some of my strength. But revenge is hopeless, alas!"

"You're afraid of being chased by the enemy, so you're hiding here?"

"Exactly. Over the years, I have been incognito, and I have been a house slave here, but I have also gained something, hehe. ”

"Incognito?" Yue asked curiously, "What's your real name?"

"Real name, good!" Shen Zhang said proudly, "I am the famous 'Divine Palm Hero' Shen Zhang. ”

Yue was stunned for a while: "You...... What the hell have you gained?"

Shen Zhang smiled and pointed behind him: "!"

Yue was curious and stunned, "What do you mean?"

Shen Zhang said: "Look again!"

Yue stared curiously, and saw dozens of human figure sketches painted on the wall behind Shen Zhang.

"These people" are standing, some are lying, some are squatting, some are sitting cross-legged, some are lying on their stomachs, some are sideways, some are kneeling, some are head-to-foot, some are zaddlers, some are leapfrogging, some are touching their heads, some are touching their buttocks, all of them are funny and ridiculous.

Yue was curious and couldn't help but be stunned: "What is this?martial arts illustration?" Shen Zhang said: "Yes, it's a fart diagram." ”

"Fart?" Yue frowned curiously, "Fart skills?"

"Exactly. The power is incomparable!"

"Power?" Yue was stunned, "This fart stinks?"

"It's not very stinky," Shen Zhang said, "but it stinks." ”

Yue asked curiously: "Can you stink people away?"

Shen Zhang said: "No. ”

Yue pouted curiously: "But that's it, this fart ......"

"It can stink people to death!" Shen Zhang said, "This fart skill has a famous name, called 'Infinite King Kong Qiankun Fart', which is divided into two moves. ”

"Farts are also divided into moves?" Yue was stunned.

"Of course. Shen Zhang said slowly, "The first trick is called 'Heaven and Earth Wuji, Rounding and Rounding, Spring Diffusion Big Stinky Fart', which can be referred to as Spring Diffusion Fart." This fart is released, let your martial arts be superb, and you don't dare to ignore it; the second trick is called 'Qiankun can't, Zhongtong Outside Straight, King Kong blasts big stinky fart', which can be referred to as King Kong blasting fart. Once this fart is released, there will be no grass within a radius of ten miles!"

"Wow Sesai!" Yue clapped his hands curiously, "Can I learn?"

"Of course. Shen Zhang smiled, "You are born with a smelly fart, and your bones are strange, and you look at this piece of material." This set of palm techniques and fart skills, once you practice it, over time, you will be invincible in the world and shine on the lintel. It's just that you have to have an extremely deep internal force to do it, otherwise it's a showcase. This ......"

"It's okay, I'm still young, I can do it!"

"Ambitious!" Shen Zhang said, "However, after you finish your studies, you must avenge me and avenge that slap!"

"Revenge is murder, don't worry. ”

Shen Zhang nodded: "Since that's the case, please accept me...... You apprentice!" Yue was stunned for a moment: "Apprenticeship?"

"You don't have to pay tuition, I don't pay attention to that, you just kowtow to me ninety-nine eighty-four rings. ”

Yue was curious and stunned again: "Ninety-nine eighty-four?"

Shen Zhang scratched the back of his head: "I'm sorry, my arithmetic is not the best, you ...... Kowtow!"

Yue smiled curiously: "These two sets of martial arts were not created by you, why should I kowtow to you?"

Shen Zhang said: "Anyway, you have to have a mentor, otherwise it will be very dangerous." You ......"

"Don't talk about it, Mentor?" Yue said coldly, "What I have is vitality, when I meet deep forests, I can open up flat land, I can meet wilderness, I can plant trees, I can meet deserts, I can dig wells and springs. Ask what thorny old road to seek, what kind of smoky miasma bird mentor to find!"

"Ambition!" Shen Zhang said, "Damn!"

"Stop whining, lean! Oh...... Teach me quickly!"

Although the power of this "Emptying Qi Control Palm" and "Infinite Qiankun King Kong Fart" is huge, the moves are extremely concise, and in just a few hours, Yue Curiosity has "mastered".

Shen Zhang sighed: "You don't have internal strength, although you have learned it, but ...... Well, how about I pass on the internal force to you?"

"Yes," Yue said curiously, "Thank God!"

"No!" Shen Zhang muttered, "My internal injuries have just healed, if my internal strength is lost, there will be a risk of my life, so forget it!"

"I said you're ......"

Shen Zhang waved his hand: "Let's go." ”

Yue was stunned for a moment: "Let's go, how to go?" Shen Zhang didn't speak, but strode to the bottom of the well.

Yue Curious followed, frowned, and said, "Do you want to jump up?" Okay, but the wellhead is so high...... Before he finished speaking, Shen Zhang jumped and disappeared.

Yue looked up curiously, and couldn't help but scold: "This animal!" As soon as the words fell, there was a "whew" sound, and an object fell from the sky.

Yue looked at it curiously, this person had an obscene face, but it wasn't Shen Zhang, who was it? He slowly got up: "It's all my fault, it's all my fault that I left too quickly and forgot to take you with me!"

Yue Curious smiled slightly: "It's okay, without further ado, let's go!"

Shen Zhang waved his hand: "Don't worry, rest for a while, I'm broken." It seems that jumping on it is no longer possible. I can climb up, though. With that, he climbed a rock, used his hands and feet, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Yue looked up curiously, and said angrily: "This beast!" As soon as the words fell, there was a "whew" sound, and another thing fell from the sky.

Yue curiously retreated a few steps with a familiar car, and the thing smashed on the ground, dusty, or Shen Zhang. He prostrate on the ground: "It's all my fault, it's all ......"

"That's enough!" Yue was very displeased, "This time, you have to get me out!"

"No problem. Shen Zhang said, "I have to rest for a while, my left foot is broken!"

"How is this good? You're so badly hurt......"

Shen Zhang smiled reluctantly: "It doesn't matter, I'll be fine!"

Yue said curiously: "I'm not talking about this, I'm asking how to get out?"

Shen Zhang slowly stood up with his support on the stone wall, and said sadly: "Injured like this, I don't know if I can still climb up?" Yue was curious, and he dragged him down.

"Let's chirp", Shen Zhang fell to the sky, screaming in pain. Yue Curious said coldly, "You still want to run?"

Shen Zhang's eyes rolled: "You have already practiced the 'Infinite Qiankun King Kong Fart', if you fart, you may be able to send the two of us up." Come on, you give it a try!"

Yue was curious: "This ...... It's not right!"

Shen Zhang smiled: "What's wrong with this, ...... he didn't finish speaking, he staggered back a few steps, fell to the ground, his face turned pale, and he retched repeatedly. Yue was curious and took precautions, and pinched his nose in advance, so that he was not affected at all.

"You don't have internal strength yet, the fart is so stinky, in the future, with internal strength, the power of the fart can be imagined, it's really gratifying!"

After a long time, he opened his eyes, his eyes were bright, and he said cheerfully: "There is a way! My feet are much better, and I should be able to climb up." ”

Yue asked curiously, "What about me?"

"I'll throw you out first, and I'll climb up again. Shen Zhang took a deep breath, the true qi in his body swirled, grabbed Yue Curious's collar, exhaled, and threw it up.

With a "whoosh", Yue was curious and flew towards the well.

"It's fluttering, it's so cool!" Yue's curiosity moved, and his body fell to the bottom of the well.

Shen Zhang had already climbed halfway up, and when he saw this, he hurriedly flew up, no coincidence, and it was in the middle of Yue's curious ass. Yue was curious, and flew towards the mouth of the well with a "ouch" sound.

This was repeated for the ninth time, Yue Curious was both in pain and angry, and roared: "You miscellaneous, dog crumb!" The words fell, fell to the ground, and then foamed at the mouth and rolled his eyes.

With a "hula", Shen Zhang jumped out of the well, followed by a limp with his left foot.

After a while, Yue Qian slowly got up and hugged his fists: "I...... Don't say anything, don't say goodbye. ”

"Hey-" Shen Zhang said hurriedly, "You must remember to avenge me." ”

"I can't forget. Yue didn't look back.

Shen Zhang consumed a lot of internal strength, felt a little tired, and sat on the edge of the well. As soon as he sat down, he looked up: "You...... How did you come back?"

Yue Curious said expressionlessly: "Tell me where the exit is, say it quickly!"

"Oh," Shen Zhang smiled, "from here to the east, to the south, to the west, to the north, and then to the east, and you will find it." ”

"Thank you!" Yue Curious walked a few steps, Huo Ran turned around, "This way of walking, walking around is still here!"

Shen Zhang still smiled: "The exit is here." Yue turned his head curiously and saw the gate a few feet away.

The eastern sky is a touch of crimson, and the morning star has not disappeared. The courtyard was quiet, and there was no one around. There is no time to lose. Yue curious ran over in a few steps, opened the door, and ran wildly.

Shen Zhang looked at his gradually disappearing figure, and his heart blossomed: "It won't be long before I get revenge, haha...... Ahh

There was silence all around, and there was no one on the street. Yue was curious and ran without a price, as if he was following an invisible demon behind him.

Suddenly, he stopped.