How can you ruin a person's image?

Is it more destructive to behave in a rude manner and indiscreet in words and deeds? Or is it more effective to be frivolous and disgusting? What kind of prank can be said to be shocking and harmless when explained clearly?

Gu Fan fell into deep thought: it is impossible to use violence in a fight. Robbing people's daughters - well, the daughter is still around, and the child's mother will arrive at some point, and this option has to be abandoned.

Then there was only one way left to go beyond the comprehensive transcendence, and he coughed dryly: "Everyone be quiet." There is one thing I have to state again and again, I really am not Luo Yunfeng, believe it or not. ”

"We don't believe it, how can there be two people who are so similar in the world?" everyone denied his explanation in unison, and everyone turned their heads to each other: "Teacher Luo is getting more and more humorous." Even if you turn to ashes, we students know you. ”

You forced me, don't blame me for my killer moves!

"Do you really know everything when you turn to ashes?" Gu Fan asked with a strange smile, "You are so confident in me?"

"That's right, that's it!"

Gu Fan nodded: "Seeing that you are so confident, Luo has nothing to repay." Then I have to tell you the secret that I have hidden for many years, in fact, I am a woman. My real name is not Luo Yunfeng. Actually, my real name is Luo Yunfeng. Mengmeng, tell everyone, how do you call me at home?"

Gu Meng deserved to be the big demon king who surpassed the little witch, and she immediately shouted at Gu Fantian: "Mom!"

"Hey-" Gu Fan agreed in a long voice: "It's really a good daughter of my mother." ”

"Hahahahahaha-" A group of onlookers burst into laughter: "Teacher Luo, your joke is really ingenious." ”

"I'll live with this joke for the rest of my life, Teacher Luo Yunfeng, why don't you give us another biology lesson?"

"Yes, yes, you can tell you about physiological knowledge - how can the love of lilies give birth to a genius like Luo Yao?"

It seems that everyone has firmly believed that I am Luo Yunfeng?

Gu Fan thought maliciously in his heart: Hehehehe, the next time is when Lao Tzu will give you a fierce message. Let's take a good look with our eyes wide open, from today onwards, Luo Yunfeng's first generation of heroes will destroy my hands.

"I don't want to say anything else," Gu Fan reached out and pinched the back of his head and neck, only to see that he took off the entire wig cover with a single force, revealing waist-length green hair.

He reached out and rubbed it on his face, as if to wipe the makeup off his face. Then Gu Fan tore off something like a voice changer in his throat, and when he spoke again, he suddenly let out a soft and sweet female voice: "It is said that facts speak louder than words, now everyone believes it, right?"

Luo Yunfeng, who is dressed as a man, looks like a handsome and unusually handsome guy.

When he appeared in front of everyone as a woman, he looked like he was full of charm, so beautiful that he didn't look like a human. Just seeing this face, everyone no longer doubted the authenticity of what Gu Fan said.

"Hiss-" All the students present, both male and female, gasped: "I'm not mistaken, Teacher Luo is actually a woman?

"It doesn't make sense, how can Teacher Luo be a woman? It's the first time I've seen a woman dressed as a man without being discovered. ”

"I envy Teacher Luo's skin," a girl whispered, "She looks better without makeup than with makeup." When I don't wear makeup, I feel pity. ”

Even Gu Meng looked at her father in surprise, and she muttered in a voice that only Gu Fan could hear: "Oh my God, it turns out that my father is more beautiful than my mother." When Meng Meng grows up, she will be as beautiful as her father. ”

"I don't believe it, you must not be Teacher Luo. Someone finally came to his senses: "Who are you to invite a liar to pretend to be Teacher Luo?"

A sighing expression appeared on the face of the female prime minister Gu Fan: "I said just now that I am not Luo Yunfeng, you don't believe it." Now I say that I am Luo Yunfeng, but there are still people who don't believe it. You're the worst I've ever had. ”

The soft female voice with an unquestionable tone has an inexplicable affinity.

Luo Yunfeng's voice became extremely quiet within a radius of ten meters, and everyone could only hear her continue: "In this case, I have to come up with more convincing evidence. Do you remember how I defeated the provocation of Merlan Middle School?"

"Egg fried rice!" Hearing this question, everyone shouted in unison.

"That's right, it's egg fried rice" Gu Fan looked at the display table in the center of the football field, where there was a multi-functional mobile cooking station. It was on this stove that Luo Yunfeng conquered the teachers and students of the school with his beautiful fried rice skills, and made Molan Middle School bow his head and admit defeat.

The cauldron used by Luo Yunfeng was also called the hero pot by Tian Yin No. 1 Middle School, and it was placed on the stove today to accept everyone's onlookers.

And today, Gu Fan, who is from Molan Middle School, is also going to be ashamed on this stove and return the shame that Luo Yunfeng gave to Molan Middle School eight years ago. By the way, all the legends that Luo Yunfeng worked so hard to establish have become bottomless jokes.

In fact, Gu Fan didn't do this all to be idle and bored, or to vent his anger for his alma mater Mo Lan, he had a more important purpose.

If Luo Yunfeng was still on Earth, after learning about today's incident, he would definitely come to Gu Fan's troubles - no man could endure such an insult.

If he could, Gu Fan also wanted to fish Luo Yunfeng out of his nest.

Only by catching Luo Yunfeng can he help Gu Jiangxian resolve the estrangement between him and his biological father Jin Jianguo.

"As the old saying goes, facts speak louder than words. Taking advantage of the fact that today is the anniversary of the first middle school, how about I fry another pot of egg fried rice for everyone?" Gu Fan raised his voice an octave, "Students, help the teacher prepare the materials and adjust the stove." I'm here to show you a hand. ”

This proposal provoked loud cheers from everyone: "Long live Teacher Luo!"

"It's great, I've long wanted to eat Mr. Luo's scrambled egg fried rice again. ”

"What are you still doing in a daze? Hurry up and collect the materials!"

With the intention of paying homage to Luo Yunfeng, there are several egg fried rice stalls in the display area of the football field, so it is not difficult to collect the materials needed. In addition to the most basic eggs, rice and chopped green onions, the younger students also brought seasoned seafood such as shrimp and scallops.

It is rare to see a saluted legend perform live, and everyone's interest is very high. The crowd of people who swarmed around the display stand was three layers inside and three layers outside.

In the outermost layer of the crowd, Qi Hong looked at Gu Jiangxian, who was pale, and he asked cautiously, "Captain, Brother Gu's actions today are not at your behest, right?"

Gu Jiangxian said angrily: "The plan of their father and daughter has always been hidden from me, the mother. Do you think I'll know beforehand?"

Speaking of this, a strange smile suddenly appeared on the woman's face: "Hmph, since he likes to pretend to be a woman so much." I'll let him put on my clothes when I go back, and let him dress up all at once!"