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Chapter 11: The True Story of Ah Li

In these days, it is impossible to live without money. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Yue was curious that he didn't even have half a steel hammer on his body, let alone silver. Therefore, his life was very poor.

Children who have left home are wandering outside, without good clothes or food.

At night, he would build a dog kennel in the firewood and haystack for the night; when he was hungry, he would go to the cornfield to break a few old corn and nibble it raw, and sometimes he would secretly pluck peanuts from other people; when he walked on the road, he kept an eye on the shopping bags in people's hands to see if there were any moldy rock sugar gourds that had fallen out; when he sat down to rest, he often thought of the hot pot in Beijing and the grilled chicken in Dezhou, Shandong; and most powerfully, he actually ate a dead mouse that had dried and rotted.

Due to poor sleep and malnutrition for a long time, his black and smooth green hair fell off and turned into a cute little bald head.

After a few months, it was already hot summer. The weather was very hot, and I poured urine on the ground, and it dried in the blink of an eye, leaving no trace, but leaving a strong smell of urine, which was still floating in the wind for a long time.

By this time, his clothes were already in tatters. He simply took off his badly riddled leather jacket and jeans, leaving only a pair of red pants as thin as a cicada's wings and a pair of straw sandals full of patches.

He wore this big red pants made from the lining of the padded jacket he wore when he was a child, and walked through the streets and alleys, which naturally attracted many controversial and contemptuous eyes. He didn't care about that.

He believes that poverty is not terrible, but what is terrible is the lack of ambition and lack of freedom. He is very ambitious and very free and easy, he holds his head high, takes a catwalk, and walks out of the momentum and demeanor of a supermodel.

At this hour, he walked to a small town. He inquired with the residents and learned that it was the boundary of Hangzhou. He secretly thought in his heart: "Hangzhou is very close to Shandong, as long as you continue to go east, you will soon be able to reach grandma's house." ”

Although this town is small, it has a magnificent building with flying eaves and extraordinary style, which is quite out of place with this town. When he walked into the town, he saw this building, and on the lintel there were three block letters - Yichun Courtyard.

"If it can be called the word 'courtyard', it must be an organ unit, working here, but it is an iron rice bowl with gold edges!" Yue's curiosity moved, and a woman in her sixties walked out of Yichun Courtyard.

She looked at Yue curiously, and suddenly turned around and shouted inside: "Spring Flower and Autumn Moon, there is an order, come out to pick up customers!"

"Okay-" More than a dozen young girls dressed in bells and whistles flew out of it at once, all wearing rouge and powder, wearing lipstick and eye shadow, which was really bewitching.

Yue was curious and said, "Auntie, are you the dean here?"

The old woman was stunned: "Dean, oh, I'm the old bustard." ”

Yue walked up a few steps curiously and asked respectfully, "How many silver taels can you get a month when you work here?"

"A month?" the old bustard broombrow, frowning, "It depends on whether you are permanent or long-term." If you keep one for a long time, it is very inexpensive, but if you stay permanently, it is not cost-effective. Because it's a charge based on your workload, and you can do it for two dollars at a time. Which one do you choose, lad?"

Yue was stunned for a moment, and unconsciously turned sideways. Seeing this, the old bustard hurriedly said, "Young man, don't go, come in and rest!"

"Auntie, I don't understand what you're saying! I want to ask, do you have any security jobs here?"

The kind smile on the old bustard's ugly old face suddenly disappeared without a trace, and was replaced by a color of contempt that could not be dissolved: "You are here to find a job! As soon as I look at your dress, I know that you have no money." However, with your stature, I highly recommend you to be a duck!"

Yue was stunned and said, "I'm a human, how can I be a duck!" The old bustard smiled: "This job is very easy to do, you just enjoy it, and you can get a lot of silver, what do you think?"

Yue Curious didn't react for a while, and stood stunned.

The old bustard said: "If you feel that you are at a loss, you will get a commission on a piece-by-piece basis." Let me tell you, if you do this job well, not only will you not have to worry about eating and drinking spicy food, but it will also be a beautiful errand for the next generation, what do you think?"

Yue Curious muttered: "I have never done this kind of work, I have no experience and no foundation, I ...... I don't want to be a duck, I hope my aunt can give me a chance to be a new person!"

The old bustard snorted: "Then you will be a turtle slave!"

Yue was stunned for a moment: "Turtle slave, what kind of noble profession is this?"

The old bustard didn't answer, but turned around and shouted at the inside of his voice: "Xiao Wang, come out quickly-"

Suddenly, a leprosy-headed young man ran out of Yichun Courtyard. The old bustard pointed at Yue's curiosity and said, "Xiao Wang, this is your new apprentice, you have to give me **, understand?"

Xiao Wang smiled: "Don't worry, there's nothing I can't carry." The bustard nodded, and then twisted his ass back to Yichun Courtyard.

Xiao Wang turned his head to look at it, frowned, and said, "Brother, what are you doing - you are Brother Sharp?"

"I'm not him. Yue Curious's face was full of disdain, "Just his dress, the soil is scum, I can't look at it!"

"So what are you...... Playing streaking?"

"How can you say that, I didn't run naked, don't I still have a piece of clothing on my body?" Yue said curiously, flicking his underwear.

Due to the long-term exposure to the wind and sun, this red pants could no longer stand the force of his bullet, and when it was flicked, it fell apart, and the wind blew and scattered in all directions.

Yue was already naked, he hurriedly covered his lower body, and suddenly blushed his cheeks and ears.

Soon, the place was filled with dozens of men, women and men, including a second-grade elementary school student who loved to watch pornography on the Internet.

Yue looked curiously at the onlookers, and suddenly put on a very modern and cool pose - he turned sideways, lunged and pressed his legs, his left arm reached forward, his right arm raised high, looking into the distance, his expression was focused, like a javelin thrower on the track and field.

Suddenly, the crowd erupted in thunderous applause.

Xiao Wang smiled and waved his hand at everyone, and said: "Fellow villagers, five months ago, we gathered here to celebrate the great victory of the anti-Japanese war; ”

"Well said!

Xiao Wang took a deep breath and continued: "My colleague is engaged in a body art exhibition, which is very exciting and subversive, which is very suitable for everyone's taste. In fact, there are many exciting performances in our hospital, which are absolutely visually impactful. There is no best, only better, different is different!"

"Great! And Kiyo?"

"Great!" Xiao Wang said loudly, "If you are interested, you can come to our institute to observe and learn and experience it for yourself." Our institute has strong faculty and advanced technology, and is a large-scale private enterprise, with large customer demand, and can make hundreds of thousands of orders a day. We solemnly promise to the whole society that we will try to study first and then sign a contract, and if we can't learn, we will be reimbursed for the round-trip travel expenses. Yichun Courtyard, a big brand, a time-honored brand, I trust that I have it!"

Everyone was stunned. Suddenly, men, women, and children, all flocked to Yichun Temple. Some people fell down, immediately got up, lifted their pants and squeezed in.

Xiao Wang sighed lightly: "Just pimping doesn't work at all, or the role of advertising is great!"

After a while, he took out a robe from Yichun Courtyard and said, "Brother, this dress was worn when I was a child, and it hasn't been washed for more than ten years, so you can wear it, it's better than you being naked!"

Yue was curious about wearing this dress, and his body, which was originally quite thin, suddenly plumped and sturdy. The skeleton, the muscle mass, even if Bruce Lee, Stallone, and Schwarzenegger saw it, they could only shake their heads and smile bitterly.

Yue was curious and hugged his fists and said: "This brother, I don't know who your surname is?" Xiao Wang grinned: "Don't have your surname Wang, and your single name is a leprosy beard." You can call me Wang Leprosy Hu, or you can simply call me Wang Hu. ”

"Understood. Yue was curious and said, "Brother Wang, what do you do?"

"Yichun Yuan's gold medal turtle slave is sometimes responsible for pimping. When he said this, Wang Hu looked proud.

Yue was curious and frowned, "Is it very profitable to be a turtle slave?"

Wang Hu said: "It's so-so." I'll tell you the truth, I don't make much money, but it's still okay to support my family. ”

Yue sighed curiously: "You are really a craftsman! In these years, without craftsmanship, if you don't do some small business, you really won't have a bright future!"

"Yes. Wang Hu nodded, "You see that the streets are full of small traders, although they don't make much money, but it's better than working for others." One day, I'm going to open a big brothel of my own!"

Yue gave a thumbs up curiously: "Aspiring......! What do you think I'm suitable for doing?"

Wang Hu rolled his eyes and said, "Selling tofu brains is too profitable, and selling arms is too risky, and it is not easy to do a small business!"

Yue was curious and muttered, "I'm a prostitute, what do you think?"

Wang Hu gasped and took a bite of other people's farts: "This is a good deal, a million profits." However, I'm afraid of getting syphilis!"

Yue was curious and stunned: "How can it be terrible if it's not poisonous?"

Wang Hu said: "It's syphilis that is terrible, and it also has a nickname called bayberry sore." ”

Yue was curious, and said, "That's bad, I've eaten bayberry, but I haven't eaten bayberry sores, what can I do?"

While talking, the two came to a busy commercial street. On both sides of the street are small businessmen, some shouting at the top of their voices, some singing and dancing to attract customers, and a few ragged young men kneeling on the ground with a broken bowl and begging for food.

The two came to a stall. The stall owner, a middle-aged woman with a yellow spot, sits in front of a dung basket stacked with three delicacies — cake, fried crickets and stinky tofu.

"There is!" Yue suddenly slapped his thigh, "In my opinion, it's very good to sell this 'cake, cricket, and rot'!"

"You know what. Wang Hu pouted, "This is the second sister-in-law of Yang diagonally opposite, she was nicknamed 'Tofu Shih' when she was young, and it was all because of her yellow-spotted old face that business was easy to do." However, now this 'handsome and rich' is not worth much, and it is worth selling cute!"

"Selling cute?" Yue muttered curiously, "Is it prostitution?"

"Almost. Belch...... Hey, look at how cute the little black dog on the other side is!"

At this time, a middle-aged customer came to the stall, a fat man in a tuxedo. Wang Hu pointed at the fat man and said, "Brother, don't look at this uncle who is fat and bloated, his horseback dancing is a must, and he is on fire! Look at him again, how cute he is, he is simply a cute uncle!"

The fat man raised his head suddenly, glared and roared, "Who are you scolding Uncle Meng, I'm an authentic Uncle Bird!"

Walking not far away, Wang Hu suddenly said: "Brother, I think you are quite ambitious, not like a turtle slave." I have a friend who looks like a dog, and he walks to a high place, so I think you should go to him!"

Yue asked curiously: "What is his name?" Wang Hu said: "Ah Li." Yue frowned curiously: "The name is so strange!"

This is his English name, and he also has an Arabic name called Ah Q. ”

Yue was curious and took the address given by Wang Hu and searched all the way. A few days later, he was outside a small village in the middle of nowhere. This village is surrounded by mountains and rivers, and the scenery is beautiful.

When he entered the village, he saw a thin, scruffy young man crouching by the kennel to catch lice on the dogs. Catching and catching, he took advantage of the dog's inattention, and suddenly picked up the small half of the bran in the dog food bowl and chewed it heavily.

Yue was curious that he hadn't eaten food for a few days, and seeing this nest made of chaff at this moment was really closer than seeing his own father. His eyes were green, and he hurried over a few steps to snatch the nest head from the young man's hand.

Unexpectedly, this young man was very clever, and he tucked his nest head into the crotch of his pants at once. Then, he Shi Shiran raised his head and scolded: "You even have to grab dog food, you are even more Hu than Wang Hu!"

Yue Curious's heart moved when he heard this: "You...... Are you Ah Q?"

The young man said proudly, "It's me." ”

Yue was curious and said, "Do you know, I am Wang Hu's friend. ”

Ah Q looked contemptuous: "So what?"

"Wang Hu asked me to come to you, and he said that you can be mixed ...... Quite improvised, and hope to enjoy the food!"

Ah Q sighed: "Brother, don't hide it, my ocean-going multinational company has gone bankrupt, and even a strongman like me has been reduced to the point of eating dog food, what else can you eat with me?"

"This is also unfortunate!" Yue Curious said with a bitter face, "That's it, it's not easy for me to come here all the way, there is no merit and hard work, this small half of the nest, let's divide it!"

Ah Q immediately clamped his crotch, and his tone was very resolute: "No, it's mine!"

Yue Curiosity sank his face, pretended to be vicious, and threatened: "If you don't hand over the nest, I will kill you!"

Ah Q stood up unhurriedly, and then pulled out a pair of boxing gloves from his trouser pocket. He jumped around while wearing boxing gloves, and said in his mouth: "Do you want to fight?" You can see it, this is a sliding step, this is a step step, this is a side shift, this is a fast approach, this is a ......" Before the words were finished, Yue Curious flew up and kicked Ah Q with four claws towards the sky.