017 Fools also have a history
Lu Jinghong roared, raised his foot and kicked the chimney behind the stove. Now Lu Jinghong is strong and strong, as strong as an ox, this foot down, only to hear a boom, the chimney collapsed, and instantly thick smoke rolled out from the broken chimney, and a room of smoke rose.
The fireworks were frightened by Lu Jinghong's kick, and looked at Lu Jinghong with a flurry look, forgetting that there was still a fire burning in the stove, but he heard Lu Jinghong choking and coughing, and was wrapped in a cloud of smoke, and the smoke dissipated for a long time, and he was already gray and black-faced, with a face of soot.
Mao Tuan had already jumped out of Lu Jinghong's arms, squeaking and screaming on the ground, jumping and jumping, if he dared to speak, he would probably have scolded a long time ago.
But I heard the voice of the lady of the Shen family at the door of the kitchen: "Fireworks, what's wrong, why did you suddenly make it so loud...... What's going on?" but it was the lady of the Shen family who heard the movement here and rushed over from the house.
Fireworks glanced at Lu Jinghong, hesitated a little and then said: "Mother, it's okay, but I don't know why this chimney suddenly collapsed..."
"It's okay, it's just that the boiling water is dirty, and it needs to be re-boiled...... Hey, mother, don't you cough anymore?" At this time, the Shen family's lady came back to her senses, stroked her chest and said strangely: "Ah, really, my chest is really not blocked...... It's not uncomfortable to be angry......" The mother and daughter were surprised and happy, and couldn't help hugging each other and crying.
After a while, the lady of the Shen family and the fireworks turned to Lu Jinghong, who was standing in a daze, but they didn't know that at this time, Lu Jinghong's heart was galloping past with a thousand grass and mud horses: Who is this stupid character set for me? I am afraid of making a fuss even if I say a word, and I am afraid of scaring the mother and daughter, do I want people to live, how can I explain that I am not a psychopath! After thinking about it, it is estimated that people think that there is no difference between me as a fool and a neurotic, and there is a new round of grass and mud horses galloping in my heart.
But I saw the lady of the Shen family said gently: "Fireworks, did the chimney collapse just now scare the stupid brother, look at the ashes on his head, you hurry up and get him some water to freshen up." Seeing that her mother was good at this time, the fireworks were overjoyed, and she responded happily and ran out to find a wooden basin.
At this time, Lu Jinghong had already made up his mind in his heart, he couldn't stop talking for the rest of his life, and sooner or later he would suffocate me! Anyway, the fireworks mother and son are obviously kind-hearted people, and if they want to integrate into this world, I am afraid that the only way to start is from them. He spoke immediately: "Aunt Shen...... I ......"
With this sentence, my heart suddenly relaxed, and it seemed that I had taken the most difficult first step. I was about to continue to speak, but I saw that the lady of the Shen family first trembled, and then her eyes shone brightly, which frightened Lu Jinghong, and was about to say something, when the lady of the Shen family suddenly stepped forward, covered his mouth, and said softly but seriously: "Silence!" Then he quickly went out and looked left and right, and saw that no one was nearby, and no one noticed the movement just now, Fang returned to the kitchen and said softly: "Don't talk, I washed my face and changed my clothes in a while and went to the side room to wait for me!"
Then he went out of the house. After a while, the fireworks came back, carrying a basin of clean water, and said happily: "Silly brother, come and wash your face!" saw Lu Jinghong standing in place in a daze, and his face was stunned.
This time, Lu Jinghong was not pretending to be stupid, but he was really confused, and his heart was trampled repeatedly by 10,000 grass and mud horses: Could it be that my memory is wrong? This fool actually has an affair with the Shen family lady? Isn't it? Although the Shen family lady looks plainly dressed, she is demure and polite, and her manners are moderate, and she is clearly not like that lewd and delicate. But what if it's a fool who doesn't understand the relationship between men and women, so he doesn't have a special memory? If I go to the side room, what should I do if the Shen family's lady throws herself into her arms......? A virgin is also a virgin...... Is my first time going to be here?
Just thinking about himself, the fireworks had been neatly scrubbed for him, and he hugged another set of clothes, and said, "Silly brother, go to the side room to change your clothes by yourself." Then he picked up a broom and prepared to clean the kitchen all over the floor, Lu Jinghong's heart moved, stopped the fireworks, picked up a smoky tile from the brick and stone fragments all over the ground, and went to the side room.
When he arrived at the side room, Lu Jinghong put the tiles aside, changed his clothes, and was still thinking about what he would do if the Shen family's lady begged for pleasure...... couldn't help but reach out and grab his crotch, and said hatefully: "It's all you who caused trouble!"
But he heard two knocks at the door, and hurriedly turned around, it was the lady of the Shen family who looked left and right cautiously, Fang flashed into the door, and couldn't help but panic even more, looking at this appearance, it was obvious that he had a private relationship! But I heard the lady of the Shen family whisper: "Jinghong, are you awake?"
With just one sentence, Lu Jinghong's mouth opened wide and he couldn't close it anymore.
How did she know that my name was Jinghong? Didn't she also call me stupid brother before? Could it be that I actually looked away, it turned out that this lady of the Shen family was actually a hidden big boss, who always knew my origin, but deliberately didn't break it...... Stop, what are you thinking about, just my origin, what is broken or not, and it is not a prince who is a wanderer, he was hunted down and killed, so his identity must be kept secret...... But looking at it like this, at least it doesn't look like he's here to have fun. At the moment, I was also a little fixed in my heart, and looked at the Shen family lady quietly.
The lady of the Shen family seemed to be a little excited, and forced herself to press herself, her chest rose and fell and let out a few breaths, Fang said: "Jinghong, I know that you have just woken up, and there must be many things that are not clear, I will explain them to you one by one." ”
At this time, a little bird in Lu Jinghong's heart cried happily: "Say it quickly, say it quickly, someone can finally explain the world to me." ”
The lady of the Shen family paused for a moment, as if organizing her language: "You are not from our village, and no one knows where you are from." Ten years ago, you were a little boy of seven or eight years old, and a couple brought you here and stayed in the village. ”
"They don't interact with people very much, and they basically don't let you go out, so much so that for a few months in the village, the people in the village rarely see you, except that they have a child in the family. ”
"Suddenly one day, the man in the couple stumbled out of the door, fell to the ground at the door, and was found, he was hot all over, black blood was flowing from his seven orifices, he could not speak, and he died after struggling for a while. Seeing that the man was dying strangely, but he didn't see the woman and the child, he brought a few brave young men into the house to take a look, and the woman also vomited black blood and died at home, while you were hot and lying unconscious on the bed. ”
"No one in the village has ever had such a strange death, and for a time people were terrified, some people said it was the plague, and they fled in fright, and they didn't know what to do, so someone proposed: a fire burned the house to prevent the spread of the plague. The lieutenant knows that you are still alive, but seeing that your parents are dying in a strange state, you are also hot, and I am afraid that you will not live long. ”
"The fire was blazing, and I saw that I was going to burn you to death in the house, and suddenly a Taoist priest came out of nowhere, shouted that it was too late, rushed into the house, and snatched you out. ”
"The Taoist priest said to the villagers, this is not a serious disease, but he did not say what was going on, and stayed to take care of you for a while. Seeing that no one else was showing similar symptoms, the villagers gradually settled down. The lieutenant almost burned you to death, and he felt a little guilty in his heart, so he asked me to help the old Taoist priest take care of you, you have been having a fever for ten days, and you woke up with a fever, and you woke up in a daze, and became a fool, except for eating and dressing, you can't even speak. ”
Speaking of this, the lady of the Shen family glanced at Lu Jinghong, and seeing that he did not react, Fang continued.
When the old Taoist priest saw you in this situation, he looked up to the sky and sighed: "Providence! Providence!" Then he called the chief and said to him: I must not stay here for a long time, and this child will be entrusted to you to take care of. At that time, although the old Taoist priest did not stay in the village for a long time, but it showed a few miracles, the chief knew that the Taoist had an extraordinary background, I am afraid that he was a monk, and he did not dare to slack off, and he accepted it at the moment, and the old Taoist priest glanced at me and said, I will hand it over to the Shen family lady to take care of, you can take care of it more. ”
"After the chief left, the old Taoist priest said to me: This son has a lot of fate with your family, you only need to take care of him for ten years, and after ten years, you will know. I think you will have a catastrophe in ten years, and when the time comes, I am afraid that you will still need to rely on him to get through it. ”
Before leaving, the old Taoist priest sighed: If he has not flown for ten years, he has soared into the sky, and he has not flown for ten years, and he has made a splash. ”