Chapter 3 A compass that will find the outlet
Cao Genlei stared at the light curtain tightly, inexplicably panicked, and deeply lost.
Didn't I get the "Influencer Guide"? Isn't it an exclusive guide on how to become an influencer?
Now it's good, get me a big turntable with a pointer, do you want me to hold it, run around the world, and give others guidance? How convenient is Baidu map, I can't make money when I break my leg!
"The "Internet Celebrity Development Guide" will allow hosts to seize the major social platforms, dominate the crowd, become opinion leaders, sweep thousands of troops in all walks of life, become a top performer, and become industry experts. Therefore, the master must not underestimate my compass. ”
Cao Genti was just deep in his heart, full of doubts about this strange and abrupt compass, and saw this compass flash of red light, his two eyes opened so suddenly, and a blood-red tongue suddenly stretched out, grimacing at Cao Genti, and talking about human words.
A compass actually spoke, which naturally frightened Cao Genlei. He was also the one who had just come around from the ghost gate, so he was naturally uneasy.
"This needle will find the best cusp for the owner, so that the host can counterattack from the dick to the master, and from the little white to the god, and become a public figure. This needle can also ferment social accidents into social focus, and let trivial matters transform into public topics. Master, this needle is the road to your dick silk counterattack, the ladder of Internet celebrity advancement. ”
After saying this, Compass made a playful grimace at Cao Gen again.
"Compass, can you help me find the outlet for starting a business? I've heard a big coffee say that as long as you stand on the tuyere, pigs can fly. I'm so poor now that I can't even live as a pig! Can you take pity on me, take me to the forefront of starting a business, and take me to pretend to be forced to fly?"
Hearing that this magical compass is the best at finding the outlet, the dick silk counterattacks, and the Internet celebrity advances, and it is even more easy, which makes Cao Gen overjoyed, but he is skeptical.
Seeing Cao Gen's tired and trembling, listless and skeptical look of life, Compass felt that he was going to learn a good job of this host.
"Master, listen to your tone, you are too unconfident in yourself. How can a person who is not confident and who does not know how to persevere succeed? If he finds an outlet, of course a pig can fly, and he can fly very well! Have you forgotten the inspirational story of Marshal Tianpeng?"
Hearing the compass mention Marshal Tianpeng, Cao Genlei's eyes lit up. Zhu Bajie was demoted to the lower realm, relying on the outlet of learning scriptures from the west, from the ugly and hated pig Gangguan, to the mainstay of the Journey to the West team, several times to save the Journey to the West team in the group, not only was named the "Pure Altar Messenger" by Rulai, but also won the hearts of the majority of beauties.
There was once a "Journey to the West Good Husband" competition, and it was unanimously agreed that although Zhu Bajie was greedy and lustful, he was diligent, knew how to live, and was more considerate, and was the best choice to live at home. The hairy monkey with great magical powers, neither knows how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, nor can he chant the wind and the moon, and is completely indifferent, workaholic, and a typical green hat man like Yang Xiong. Tang Seng is just a chattering man, and he can't use it. Sha Seng is honestly not angry, he is just an elm pimple, and sooner or later he will force the majority of women to engage in homosexuality and sexuality.
"Marshal Tianpeng used to be in the immortal class, and his mana reached the sky, and he had the help of the noble man Bodhisattva. I, Cao Gen, am a civilian, have no strengths, and I am poor, all the people have betrayed their relatives, I am poor in the downtown and no one asks, and I don't even have a good friend to talk to, where can I hug the thigh of a noble person and get his support?
Cao Gen sighed for a long time, regretted, self-pity, immersed in pain and couldn't extricate himself, just knowing the sad past, looking for death and life.
When the compass heard this, his whole body turned red, and only the little face turned white with anger, which was an angry comfort to his master.
"Master, do you know, do you know, I am also grateful for the flowers I am waiting for? The biggest difference between the poor and the rich is not that one is penniless and the other is worth millions, but more of a huge gap in thinking. If you want Dick Silk to counterattack and Xiaobai to take the position, you must first have the thinking of a rich man. ”
"What kind of thinking is the thinking of a rich man? ”
"In fact, the poor and the rich are just one dream away. In the face of reality, the poor only know self-pity, complain about the heavens and the earth, and hate the society, but they do not know how to motivate themselves and give full play to their potential to change the world. Rich people always have a dream about life and find ways to achieve it. As long as the owner has a dream, he will get rid of the status of the poor and begin to move towards the rich class. ”
Compass resisted the urge to scold, followed by good temptations, and pointed out the maze to the master Cao Genti.
"Needle God, you are really a god, you are really a god-like existence! Are you an angel sent to me by God? Heaven will not die, I am tired, and I will be a cow and a horse for galloping! I want to pretend to force me to fly, who am I afraid of on the road of Internet celebrity? Needle God, please help me and become a noble man who has risen from my waste materials. ”
Cao Genti wept bitterly, folded his hands, and bowed to the compass.
Compass's face returned to normal, looking at Cao Gen's extremely pious appearance, he wanted to laugh, but he also felt pity for the host he was looking for, it was too pitiful. I, the supreme magic weapon who will be proud of the Three Realms and break out of the Five Elements in the future, is destined to have such a hard and fucking beginning, and there is really no one.
The more low-key the beginning, the brighter the future. My road of pretending to be forced in the world is destined to be brilliant. Compass is overjoyed when he thinks of the beautiful scenery in the distant future.
He looked at Cao Gen tired, so strong and fierce.
"Master, as long as you have the ambition to rise, the supreme fighting spirit, and the pride of the world, it is just around the corner! Let's compass give you a good fate, let you pick up the pig, blow him up, let the poor pig fly up again and pretend to be forced! Your Internet celebrity rise starts with this pig. ”
"Dare to ask the god of needles, which pig are you talking about? Let's be an Internet celebrity, there's no need to give pigs a hard time. The words of other celebrities are just a metaphor, don't take it seriously. ”
Cao Gen was tired of listening to the miraculous "blowing pig theory", but he was the second monk, and he couldn't help but ask. Bragging has been spurned by others, if I pick up a pig and brag, I won't be regarded by others as a thousand-year-old fool, I really can't afford to lose this person!
"Master, didn't I just say that. If you want to be an Internet celebrity, you must learn to find the outlet. Our former Marshal of Tianpeng, the messenger of the Pure Altar, is living extremely miserable because he missed the outlet. As long as you support him, you will not only be able to gain a huge fan base, a huge amount of rewards, but also a soft hand even if it is an incomparably expensive community chest for you. ”
When Cao Gen heard this, he was so excited that he couldn't help but interject, "Needle God, can you take me through the plane and ascend to the immortal realm?"
"It's too early to ascend to the fairy world, your road to Internet celebrity has just begun, in the fairy world, don't you think about it, your realm is still 108,000 miles away from him! Journey to the West is a long-standing entertainment topic in today's society, and now that the Jingtan Envoy is in a down-and-out situation, his fame is also the last few in the entire Three Realms. Pull him out and train him to become an Internet celebrity, the owner consumes the lowest fan value and community chest, and the pure altar messenger is malleable, and he will definitely be a high-performance stock in the future. ”
Hearing this, Cao Genlei suddenly realized that fans are worth the Community Chest, which is extremely important to this Internet celebrity cultivation guide system, and it is simply hard currency. Since they are extremely important, I still have to keep going live, earn tips, and win fans.
Cao Genti thought of this, and immediately turned his head and carefully checked his trick live broadcast room, but found that the live broadcast room had been open, and it had already exploded!