Chapter 16 If you can eat, you can pretend to be forced
In a high-speed service area in Lingnan Province, Cao Genlei and Zhu Bajie are feasting in the restaurant in the service area.
Zhu Bajie devoured it, ate thirty-eight bowls of rice and drank eighteen bowls of soup in one go, and had already scared the restaurant manager in the service area into weakness, so he had to give a death order, even if he gave more money, he would no longer sell them this table of food.
The driver, who had a dirty exit along the way and had to pick his nose and eyes, was so frightened that he almost peed his pants, looking at this stack of empty bowls that were taller than himself, his legs trembled, and he wanted to die.
"Pig ...... Bajie, are you really Zhu Bajie? I scolded along the way...... Scold...... I've scolded you countless times, it's all my own scolding, don't be angry. I don't want any money for the passage or anything. I promise that I won't get you off again! You will spare me this time, okay?"
The driver, Xiao Zhang, grew up watching "Journey to the West" since he was a child, so he naturally knows Zhu Bajie's supreme supernatural powers. However, isn't Zhu Bajie only available in books? How much edification do you have to have, and you can pull two strangers into the car at random, and you can pull Zhu Bajie?
What made him even more angry was that these two people of unknown origin who didn't know how to deceive him into his hitchhiker also threatened to ask him to pay for the food, from Lingnan to Donglu, which naturally made his heart very unhappy.
Now seeing that this middle-aged man who calls himself Zhu Bajie has an amazing amount of food, and he actually eats a bowl of rice, which is very much Zhu Bajie's pretending style of eating rice mountains and noodles back then, he can't help but believe it, so he began to admit his mistake and beg for mercy.
"Xiao Zhang, it's not me saying you, you really don't want to give up on the Yellow River! I knew now, why bother in the first place? What is wrong with you taking us a ride? How good it is to do good deeds and accumulate virtues! Anyway, when you get off the expressway, you don't have to pay a penny of tolls, how much money will you save? In this way, it is not impossible to forgive you, when the time comes, you will give us all the highway tolls you have saved, and I can let Zhu Bajie not blame you for the past. What do you think, Xiao Wang?"
"Okay, good, I'll do whatever you say!" Xiao Wang kept nodding again, like a rooster pecking rice.
"Xiao Wang, then do one more thing, say hello to the audience in my live broadcast room, and tell them the real situation here, it's definitely not hype, okay?"
Cao Genti saw that the time had come to slaughter people, so he naturally came out of a grass boat to borrow arrows, not only to give Zhu Bajie the start-up capital to come out to start a business, but also to really pretend to be forced in the live broadcast room.
When Xiao Wang heard this, he dared to hesitate, facing Cao Genti's mobile phone screen, it was a righteous and stern speech.
"Friends, this is really, it's true! I also played live broadcasts and met the big stomach, but today I learned that there is no biggest, only bigger! Today, this gentleman who calls himself Zhu Bajie actually eats a bowl of rice, eats thirty-eight bowls in a row, and drinks eighteen bowls of soup in a row, this is still the restaurant manager's refusal to sell rice, and there is no way to make this record continue to refresh!"
Cao Gen is often satisfied, not only satisfied with Xiao Wang's cooperation, satisfied with the rewards of fans in the live broadcast room, but also satisfied with Zhu Bajie's performance.
This pig was demoted to the mortal world, although the supernatural power was sealed, it looked plain, and there was no well-known pig appearance, but such a good appetite is also a specialty. As long as you can eat it, you can do it, just such a hard-to-find foodie in the world, start a live broadcast, there is no reason not to be popular!
"Friends, that's the end of today's live broadcast, and we'll meet again tomorrow night. Goodbye old iron!"
Seeing that as soon as he started broadcasting casually, the live broadcast room could stabilize at more than 200 people, Cao Genlei was finally relieved. On a trip to Pengcheng, the number of fans increased tenfold, reaching 300 people, and the live broadcast income was stable at 100 yuan each time, and he could catch up with his salary, and he always felt inexplicably surprised. Now that there is the potential stock of Bajie, the future growth space is unlimited.
"Brother Genti, I'm going to go to the thatched house, I'm going to die. Hurry up!"
Just wanted to get in the car, Zhu Bajie was there holding his stomach, and the pain was unbearable. It's no wonder that if you eat thirty-eight bowls in one meal, it's no wonder if you don't pull it? After all, it's not a fairy!
Cao Genti led Bajie to the toilet and waited outside. I only heard a loud noise, Zhu Bajie, the two goods, a loud fart shocked the world, and the people in the bathroom fled in fright, full of ugliness.
Hey, the foundation of the gods is to be different, and when they fart, they are still so extraordinary.
Not long after, Zhu Bajie walked out with an embarrassed face, and his face was a little red.
"Brother Genti, let you see a smile. This is the first full meal I've had in the world, and I can't help it, which makes you laugh. suppressed the supernatural powers, and even went to the thatched house more often, what a shame!"
"Brother Pig, what can you do if you can eat, don't be ashamed. In today's world, the more bizarre it is, the more sought after it is. As long as you can successfully attract people's attention, you are a master!
Cao Genti kept enlightening Zhu Bajie.
"Brother, if I have both, won't the fire be faster?" Zhu Bajie began to lose face.
"Brother Pig, don't mind. If you have both food and sex, I guarantee you, you will die quickly!" Cao Gen pouted, looking at Zhu Bajie, who wanted to commit a nymphomaniac, with a look of disdain.
The next two days were much more comfortable. The driver, Xiao Zhang, was tired of Cao Gen and Zhu Bajie, and the two of them obeyed their words and served them very thoughtfully. It's just that Zhu Bajie can no longer eat the boldness he once had, which makes Cao Genti and Xiao Zhang's driver feel extremely disappointed.
The driver, Xiao Zhang, once again doubted the identity of Zhu Bajie. I thought to myself, as long as you get to the toll booth, you can't let the truck get off the highway for free, and I'll report you two liars.
When the truck drove into the Shengdu toll gate, the three people were inexplicably excited. The time has come to test the magic, and everyone is full of anticipation.
"Master, please pay by card. The beautiful highway toll collector with a professional smile lightly opened his lips.
Xiao Zhang's driver handed over the IC card, nervous, waiting for the magic to appear.
"Lu H3868X, mileage 0 km, need to pay 0 yuan. Have a great trip. ”
The beautiful toll collector looked confused, thinking that the machine was out of order, and swiped the card again.
"Lu H3868X, mileage 0 km, need to pay 0 yuan. Have a great trip. ”
The beautiful toll collector looked incredulous, looking at the driver Xiao Zhang like a monster. Xiao Zhang finally believed that Zhu Bajie, who was sitting in his car, began to become full of confidence and roared at the toll collector.
"I don't even understand this? This is a vehicle for special tasks, and it has already been filed in the internal system of your head office, and the system can't find out the information, which is normal, okay? You are a toll collector, so don't worry about snacks. Don't be verbose, I'm still in a hurry to go to the base to deliver goods, so don't waste time here!"
The toll collector didn't want to believe it, but looking at the driver who was upright and became fierce, he finally felt that more was better than less, so he had to let the vehicle go.
The truck slowly drove out of the toll booth, and Cao Gen looked at the driver with a tired hippie smile and began to collect debts.
"Xiao Zhang, send you a thousand miles, and you must say goodbye in the end. Thank you for eating and drinking all the way, and happy cooperation. What, as we said earlier, the highway fee will save you, and you will leave it all to us, and you will not deny it. We have great powers, you have seen them all, don't look for that unhappy thing!"
"Big brother, what are you talking about? Xiao Zhang didn't have time to talk to the two of you. You add me to WeChat first, I want to climb my brother and be a friend first. I'll give you a WeChat transfer. 5,000 yuan, not a penny is not less than yours. ”
Looking at Xiao Zhang's flattering look, Cao Gen was tired and happy.
Later, I'm going to go to the Internet celebrity guide system to see how much this super lipstick is worth. As long as you have enough money, then wholesale that big bundle.
With this god-level super lipstick, it seems so easy to get rich overnight!