Chapter 672: It's You Who Don't Have a Brain
"According to the routine given by Long Hao, you should be able to ask for money, but it's only a point, the hearts of the people in the god realm are colder than those in the lower realm, and if you want more, you can only be shameless. Lu Xingdao said in his heart.
Begging for this kind of thing, of course, Xiao Xingtian is more suitable, he is a true god, and he is so big, he can't even have a son.
Lu Xingtian is very hard, no one can be happy with such a brother, don't you have a serious way to make money? I'm only ten years old!
may know that Lu Xingtian is bitter in his heart, Lu Xingdao continued to mutter: "Pit Bi should be cultivated from an early age, look at Long Hao, I will teach you another song, this is what Long Hao asked for from the owner." ”
Lu Xingtian looked at the streets where people came and went, most of them didn't look at him, and walked indifferently.
After being silent for a long time, Lu Xingtian looked to the side, there was a sign there, he took it decisively, and then gritted his teeth and wrote with blood, he was not cruel to himself, this was played by Lu Xingdao, and he really wanted to draw it back.
"Big brothers and sisters, you are all rich people......"
A crisp singing voice sounded, attracting the attention of passers-by, Lu Xingtian cried and wailed, singing a begging song, holding a sign: "Who has that extra divine coin, give me this poor man......"
Poor eyes, a blue nose and swollen face, tattered clothes, a pitiful little beggar alive.
The pedestrians stood up and looked at the sign held up by the child, and at the same time suddenly understood why the child had come to beg: "It's pitiful, my brother stinks." ”
"This child is really pitiful, but it's a pity that the most important thing in the divine realm is the poor child. A god shook his head and left, not thinking of giving money at all.
Poof
Lu Xingdao hugged his thigh directly, and cried: "Big brother, you are a good person, good people have good rewards, have pity on me, my brother has been dead for almost half a month, and his corpse stinks......"
"Very talented. Secretly Lu Xingdao looked at this scene and nodded with satisfaction, worthy of being his younger brother, he is smart, he will learn this song as soon as he learns it, but what is his brand?
"Hold the grass, my brother has been dead for half a month, begging for a burial?"
Lu Xingdao's eyes widened, Nima, when did I die? and the corpse stinks? You stinky boy is cursing me!
"Give, give you. "The gods can't stand it, this kid is holding his legs, and if he doesn't give a god coin, then this face will not be placed.
"Thank you good people, good people have a safe life. Lu Xingtian cried with joy, put the divine coin in the broken bowl that had been prepared a long time ago, and crawled to the rest of the people: "Big brothers and sisters, ......"
"Crawl on his legs?" the god was stunned for a moment, and then noticed that both of Lu Xingtian's legs were broken: "Who did you provoke, not only killed your brother, but also broke your legs? ”
Lu Xingtian scolded secretly, who did I provoke? I also want to know who I provoked, why was my brother broke my leg.
There were more onlookers around, and they felt more and more pitiful for Lu Xingtian, and they all proposed to help him bury his brother.
Lu Xingtian was stunned, you are so kind, just give the money, I really took you to bury my brother, I am afraid that you will be buried.
"Thank you, big brothers and sisters, my brother doesn't know who he provoked, I'll bury it myself, don't make trouble for you, thank you. Lu Xingtian hurriedly said.
Many gods thought about it, this god with a broken leg can't be cured, the other party is likely to be a tricky god, or even a true god, it's good for them to give some burial money, and they don't want to cause trouble.
Lu Xingtian continued to cry, but unfortunately these gods are not very wealthy, basically they all give a god coin, and occasionally meet only two generous people, and soon they are all given in this vicinity.
"Change the land, climb over, sell pitiful, the whole city is so big, one person contributes a god coin, and we will send it. The overland road said.
You're really a real brother!
Lu Xingtian is now full of resentment towards Lu Xingdao, if he can, he will definitely be his brother, and then hang Lu Xingdao and whip it hard.
Lu Xingtian was helpless and didn't want to do it anymore, and Lu Xingdao's voice came from his ears again: "Do you still want to show off in front of your friends?"
Well, I keep climbing.
Not long after, two sloppy children ran over, and while no one was paying attention, they directly dragged Lu Xingtian into the small alley.
"Where did you come from, you dare to steal our jobs?" The two children looked at him angrily, you want it, what will we eat in the future?
Lu Xingtian was stunned: "Big brothers and sisters, ......"
"My eldest sister. "Two children are angry, they are both begging, this guy has robbed them of their territory, and he is still asking them for money?
"Climb your way, and say that they have robbed you of your money. Lu Xingdao showed his figure, directly took the two children away, and then took them, there were about ten divine coins, and directly smiled.
My brother is a beast!
Lu Xingtian's eyes widened, you actually didn't even let go of the real beggar's money? The two little beggars were also stunned, you guys were playing fake?
Then Lu Xingtian continued, began to continue begging, met a familiar god, and went up to ask for the same, anyway, his money was snatched away by the beggar, and there was no money, besides, the funeral expenses also cost a lot of money.
"If I let my father know about this...... Lu Xingdao shuddered, this matter must not be spread, if Lu Tianlan knew, he would have to peel off his skin.
At dinner time, Lu Xingdao brought Lu Xingtian back, treated his injuries, transformed himself, and turned into a beautiful young city lord again.
"Look at how much you've earned. The land road rubbed his hands.
"Ten thousand. Lu Xingtian blinked: "Come here for another ten days, and you can run a cram school." ”
"No, no, according to the theory that Long Hao got from the owner, it will be more and more difficult to ask for money in the future, so the follow-up income will be reduced. Lu Xingdao frowned, looking dissatisfied: "You want it too slowly, work overtime at night." ”
Lu Xingtian's little face immediately darkened, and he looked dissatisfied: "Brother, why don't you let those beggars help us?"
Lu Xingdao: "......"
yes, why not let the beggars help them ask for it?
If one person begs, how can there be a group of people who beg quickly?
Looking at the confused Lu Xingdao, Lu Xingtian looked angry: "Sure enough, you have no brains." ”
"Ahem, isn't this for your good, the money you earn will be invested in cram schools in the future, and you can only share the money in the future, otherwise, why should you share it?" Lu Xingdao would not admit that he had no brains, and he was a ten-year-old brother in front of him, how could he not have the majesty of his brother?
"Shares?" Lu Xingtian blinked, he didn't know, but he heard it, and he could divide the money in the future!
As long as he can share the money in the future, he will do it, anyway, if something happens, just throw the pot to his brother, and if he doesn't give the money, he will tell his father that Lu Xingdao has done evil to him.
"Yes, shareholding, brother, I'll give you a science popularization, what is shareholding. Lu Xingdao showed his knowledge to the fullest, and let his brother go further and further on the road of Pit Bi.
You will be grateful to me in the future, the routine must start from the doll, the mortal world does this, and the divine realm cannot be left behind.