Chapter 736: Laughing and disgusting explanation
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Yuwen Bayu, whose whole face had been suffocated to the color of pig liver, was about to come out with tears of laughter, and even the bandage under his chin had been wet with the tears that came out of his laughter.
"Hahaha, hehe, bully...... Ba Yu ...... Haha, my belly, laughing...... Laughing at my belly...... Hurt...... It hurts. ”
Torres, who was lying next to Yuwen Bayu, was twisting his neck while holding his stomach with his hands, because his neck was broken and had just been connected, and his bones and muscles had not yet grown. He smiled so hard, his neck hurt, but if he didn't laugh, his stomach would hurt...... It's hard to kill Torres.
As soon as Li Hui finished scolding Kasaral, the mad demon Kasaral who was standing in front of Li Hui's bed rolled his eyes angrily.
When has he been scolded like this by others? When has he ever suffered a loss in his mouth? He has never been a madman in his mouth, and he has no mercy, thinking that back then, he was crazy and challenged the Lily Emperor Xia Lihuo in a rage, although he had never beaten someone and was beaten by others, but from the end to the end, he had never suffered a loss verbally!
The mad demon Kasaral really can't help it, for the disciple he has been looking forward to for a long time, he is afraid that he will lose it in his hand, and he is afraid that it will melt in his mouth, even if Li Hui insults him like this, he will endure it!
The old beggar was stunned, and Li Hui was proud, "Small, turn scolding, you old guy is worse than the master!"
Li Hui was proud, and the other two mummies in this ward, Yuwen Bayu and Torres, they really couldn't help laughing.
Because this scene in the ward is so interesting. First of all, a stinky old man who asked for food, and he didn't know how to run in, claiming to be the dean of the Rose Academy, and he also accepted Li Hui as an apprentice, saying that he had passed on his lifelong wind attribute magic to Li Hui.
This violent Li Hui is also a wonder, not only does he disagree with being the apprentice of the old beggar, because the old beggar touched him a few times, he directly became angry, did not give any face, and scolded others for a while.
Then the two of them quarreled. Noisy and noisy, this old beggar can't talk about Li Hui, and in the end, he taught Li Hui a serious lesson, saying that Li Hui is a student of the Faculty of Arts, and he is absolutely not allowed to swear and swear, but this stinky beggar is also very interesting, he teaches others not to swear, but he is "fucking fucking" is not finished.
However, this extremely strange Li Hui, his mouth is as powerful as his "Wind and Clouds" combat skills, and he directly said that the old man who asked for food was spraying feces.
The mad demon lord who is an emperor-level master of the Rose Empire, he actually squirted feces when he spoke?
The existence of the top powerhouse of the Rose Continent, the mad demon Kasaral, one of the Five Emperors and Eight Demons, was actually regarded as an old man who spewed dung by Li Hui, a high-level Japanese mortal!
"Hahaha...... Hahaha......"
"Hahaha......"
The two quarreled for a long time, and such a wonderful comedy was staged in the ward of the Supervision Institute of the Department of Literature, Yuwen Bayu, who was seriously injured, and Torres, who broke his neck, couldn't help but laugh when they were lying on the bed.
"Laugh ass!"
"Laugh!"
Torres and Yuwen Bayu laughed, beggar old man, no, the mad demon Kasaral was not happy in an instant.
My future apprentice Li Hui, he can say whatever he wants about me, he is my precious apprentice, even if he rides on my head to and pee, what are you two little rabbits?
Therefore, the mad demon Lord Kasaral came directly and said: "Laugh fart!"
Of course, the phrase "laughing" naturally came from Li Hui's mouth. Yuwen Bayu and Torres laughed there, and Li Hui was also a little unhappy in his heart.
Two wounded and two defeated men, lying on the hospital bed are not honest, and they dare to look at my Li Hui's jokes, stink, right?
It's a dog, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's "Wind and Clouds" combat skills in six moves, the consumption of natal energy exceeds my budget, and my master would have beaten you all over the ground to find teeth!
Hmph, now that you are so seriously injured, you two still dare to be dishonest, wait, wait for Lao Tzu's injury to heal, it's no wonder if you two don't repair it well!
"Haha, Li Hui, you kid, you are really suitable to be my apprentice! I said that the two of them laughed at a fart, you said that they laughed at a, haha, it is really not a family, not entering a family, our master and apprentice are smelling alike! Haha!"
I have to say that the mad demon who recognizes Li Hui as a disciple is really shameless, and with a casual sentence from Li Hui, he can get the two of them as masters and apprentices. If the Rose Continent holds a "" competition, the Mad Demon Kasaral can be said to be the first person in the Rose Continent.
"Hey, stinky old man, what are you talking about, who promised to be your apprentice!"
"Stinky old man, hurry up, the master has nothing to do with you, how far can you hurry up and roll away, the master will be annoyed when he sees you!"
For the old beggar who touched his body, Li Hui annoyed him from the bottom of his heart. Because this old guy is simply a super pervert, he took advantage of his sleep, and even reached out to pinch his arms, chest, hips, thighs, calves, heels, and even his little brother, he didn't let go, and rubbed it a few times!
It's really a dog for a big man to be touched by another man! The most unacceptable thing is that this old guy who touches himself is still a dirty beggar! When it's a dog, how can anyone come in from the Supervision Institute of the Faculty of Literature!
Li Hui's antipathy for the mad demon Kasaral was not ordinarily strong, it was very, very strong. Kasaral, who is an emperor-level ordainer, naturally noticed this, but this guy is also thick-skinned, and he doesn't care at all, he is actually cheeky and analyzes with Li Hui in the ward, proving that he was not foolish just now, and it also proves that Li Hui is indeed fated with him and is suitable to be his apprentice.
"Li Hui, how can you say that you are a fool for the teacher? You see, for the teacher said that they were laughing at a fart, and then you came up with a sentence of "laughing!" Right? As the saying goes: there is a fart first, and then there is! Ordinary people want to go to the thatched house to get a big one, don't they all have a fart to notify them first, and then they can?"
"That's right, right?"
"Look at it, this is all in order, this relationship between "fart and" is similar to the relationship between me and you! Our perception of the principle of wind attribute magic, first I explored, explored, and then inherited and strengthened by you, you see, all of this is destined by fate, you are my apprentice, you Li Hui can't run at all!"
"Damn!" After the mad demon Lord Kasaral explained, Li Hui suddenly wanted to vomit, "I wiped your uncle, what kind of person did I meet, you old beggar is too much, right?"
"Lao Tzu said casually, you are here,, on this explanation, are you disgusting? You yourself are not disgusting, I still hate disgusting! Master, I haven't eaten dinner at night!"
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