When Xiao Ying finally laughed enough, she stood up with tears from the corners of her eyes.

Gu Wen looked at Xiao Ying very sadly: "Are you gloating?"

Xiao Ying couldn't help but laugh out loud. Bending over and supporting it with the back of her hand, Xiao Ying waved her left hand:

"No, no, boss, you're really good at this look. If I take you with me to admissions, no one will come to harass me. ”

"Are you thinking about me, so you're ready to sacrifice your hue? Haha..."

Gu Wen was very unhappy, but with the appearance of the country and the city, he even looked very beautiful when he was angry:

"A little sincerity, okay? I'm so moved to cry I've heard of it, and I'm so moved to laugh, what the hell is this?"

"Okay okay, I don't laugh anymore... Huh..."

Wait until Xiao Ying finally laughs enough. The two returned to the study and sat down. Gu Wen told Xiao Ying the origin of the matter, and finally said angrily:

"Isn't it nonsense to let me pretend to be a beautiful woman? No, I must find Old Man Li to change the mask. ”

Looking at the cute expression on the female version of Gu Wen's face, Xiao Ying almost burst into laughter again, and hurriedly held back her hard words:

"Boss, this matter, you may not be able to blame Hongxiang's Principal Li. ”

"Why?"

Xiao Ying straightened the messy hair on her forehead and said with a smile:

"What do you think, what majors did Hongxiang have? Civil engineering, machinery manufacturing, light industry and textiles, and life assistance. ”

"Among them, most of the housekeeping, catering and tourism services in the living assistance are girls. Light industry and textiles are all female workers. ”

"So Hongxiang must consider recruiting girls. But if the five heavenly kings are all boys, what do the female candidates think? Is Hongxiang patriarchal?"

Gu Wen scratched his head, he was wearing the mask of the great singer Zhong Ziqi, but he made a posture like scratching his head, no matter how he looked at it, he felt nondescript: "It seems to make some sense to say this, but how can I play a girl, it's easy to goof, okay?"

As an experienced traverser, Gu Wen knows very well in his heart:

"The truth of history is that the jokes of women pretending to be men and men pretending to be women are actually made up blindly by the hard-working coders of the past generations. ”

"Except for Thai shemales and Korean-style flower boys, they can barely be fake. However, both of them need to be used, just cutting the top and the bottom. ”

"Do I still want to come to 'want to practice divine skills and guide the palace'?"

Xiao Ying smiled and said, "Boss, I don't know how others are, but it's absolutely possible for you." ”

"Why? Am I not like a manly husband? Do you want to try?"

Feeling that his dignity was trampled on, Gu Wen was a little anxious, and he didn't choose what to say.

Xiao Ying smiled: "Okay, just try it, now?" said and reached out to untie the ribbon around his waist.

"Well, it's just talking, the gentleman doesn't move his hands. Gu Wen shrank his eggs on the spot.

Sighing regretfully, Xiao Ying put her hand down:

"Boss, your figure is relatively thin among men, and your face is relatively delicate. Of course, the boss must be a big man, I know this best. ”

Gu Wenxin said: "How can you be clear?"

Xiao Ying continued:

"But as long as you put on this mask, change into a light, loose dress, and hang your hair down. If it's not for a close look, it definitely won't be a goof. ”

"I was startled by your appearance at the door just now, thinking that there was a wild woman at home. ”

Gu Wen was skeptical: "Really, but when I walk, don't I talk exposed?"

Pointing to the bottles and cans on the table, Xiao Ying smiled:

"The voice changing pill can adjust the voice to the soprano, and the phantom fragrance pill can adjust the body odor to various fragrances, and this orchid fragrance is especially suitable for the role of Zhong Ziqi. ”

"Actually, the hardest part is the demeanor. Otherwise, boss, you can learn from me?"

Saying that, Xiao Ying stood up:

"The main movements of girls are sitting, standing and walking. ”

"Here's how it works: ladies don't usually cross their legs, and of course they don't sit with their ankles crossed," Xiao Ying said, sat down and demonstrated:

"You can't sit too deep on your hips, about a third to half of the stool. Don't face your legs straight ahead, lean slightly towards your male partner, or the most important guest of honor. ”

"Keep your legs slightly tilted, your ankles and knees together, your back straight, and your hands crossed over your legs. This is particularly ladylike, and when wearing skirts, it can protect women from going naked and maintain a dignified demeanor. ”

Gu Wen followed Xiao Ying and posed on the stool.

Xiao Ying approached to correct Gu Wen's posture, moved his habits, straightened his spine, and straightened Gu Wen's head, neck and shoulders. Her hands were soft and warm, caressing Gu Wen's body.

Because it was too close, sometimes Xiao Ying's thin pink lips were less than two inches away from Gu Wen's mouth. The scent of daffodils lingers through Gu Wen's nose.

Gu Wen couldn't help but tense his back and clamped his legs.

Xiao Ying said softly: "Don't be too stiff, relax a little, so that the lady will sit perfectly." As he spoke, he stepped back and looked up and down to see if Gu Wen's sitting posture was standard.

As Xiao Ying moved away, Gu Wen was also a little more natural, and relaxed his tense whole body slightly.

Xiao Ying nodded: "That's it." You sit for a while and experience this sitting position. Practice more when you have time in the future. ”

Gu Wen nodded in agreement.

After waiting for a while, Xiao Ying continued: "Next, let's learn the standing posture of a lady." ”

"It is generally unsightly for a lady to stand with her feet too far apart or to fold her hands around her chest. ”

"Of course, in special cases, such as who to tempt, or to show the fullness of the chest, with the right body movements, the effect is still good. ”

Gu Wen: "No wonder you often have to hug your chest and legs, is this to tempt me?" Of course, this sentence Gu Wen didn't say it directly.

Xiao Yingtingting stood up: "The basic posture of a lady is to keep her feet together, and her heels and toes are disturbed. ”

"Flat shoulders, straight neck, eyes level. The lower jaw should be slightly retracted and never tilted forward. ”

"Some women from wealthy families have a habit of looking up, which makes them look proud, but in fact destroys the beauty of the lady. It can only be said that the arrogance in her heart exceeds the etiquette of a lady. ”

"The hands should hang down naturally, the arms should be bent naturally, the legs must be straight, and the thighs should be slightly tightened. Be careful not to tighten your knees too tightly. The protrusion of the knees can ruin the smooth aesthetic of the entire leg, so be sure to relax. ”

Xiao Ying pointed to his feet:

"The whole stance requires the body to place its weight on the forefoot and try to raise it as high as possible. ”

"Straighten your back muscles, spread your shoulders as far as possible and protect them slightly back, and keep your chest straight, but don't deliberately push forward. Place your palms together gently above your belly button. ”

Gu Wen was a little dizzy: "There are so many exquisiteness in a standing posture, it's really difficult to be a lady." No wonder the savage girlfriend is so popular, she saves trouble. ”

Xiao Ying said with a smile: "With this standing posture, we have to stand for at least 500 hours during the etiquette class before we can barely pass." ”

In the next half hour, under Xiao Ying's dedicated guidance and personal correction, Gu Wen finally put on a lady's standing posture.

Xiao Ying's cheeks flushed, she took two steps back, dipped the sweat on her forehead with a handkerchief, and said with satisfaction:

"That's barely passing. Boss, you're still very talented. Boss, you have to stand like this often in the future, and it's best to practice all the time. I'll keep an eye on it to help you get it right. ”

Gu Wen also sweated on his forehead: "Do you have to correct it at any time?" If you continue to correct it like this, I'm afraid that the lady will not be trained, but will become a pervert." ”

Suddenly, Gu Wen came to his senses and said: "Yes, didn't I want to push off this role? Why did you suddenly come to practice being a lady seriously, was it being fooled?"

Xiao Ying grinned, like a female fox who had stolen seventeen or eighteen chicks:

"In fact, every man not only has a woman behind him, but every man has a woman living in his heart. That's why there are dads, warm men, neutral men and pseudo-mothers. ”

"Boss, deep down you have a pseudo-girl attribute in your heart. So you don't actually reject the role of Zhong Ziqi very much, don't go against your nature. Practice how to be a lady, I'm optimistic about you. ”

Gu Wen was furious: "Xiao Ying, what miscellaneous books are you reading again?" Didn't I ask you to return it?"

Xiao Ying blinked:

"No, I don't. I've been so busy lately, and I've seen very little. I only read "The Complete Liberation of Nature", "A Man is a Woman", "On the Cultivation of a Pseudo-Niang", by the way, there is also a book "Like a Flower, From a Male God to a Goddess". ”

"Boss, these books have passed the three-pack deadline and can't be returned. I can't help it. ”

"These books weren't available at all last time. Have you spent all the gold coins again? My money!"

In the study of Wen Guojia, one of the five heavenly kings of Hongxiang, a terrible cry suddenly came out. (To be continued.) )