Chapter 20: Forcible pretense
"Thor's Bird!"
Everyone thought to themselves that only Thor's chickens could release lightning, otherwise how to explain the scene in front of them.
Su Yunchang's face was full of constipation, and he kept scolding his old friend in his heart, and he cheated him again, and only that teased him to create such a vulgar weapon.
The crow lifted the thunder stick and blew lightly with its beak, as if to blow away the dust from it.
"Wow, Lord Raven is so handsome!"
"Raven-sama's bird is amazing!"
Many young people shouted in their hearts, and when Lord Crow took out something from his crotch, he shot casually, and the monk of the Soul Breeding Period was embarrassed, and he was simply invincible!
The crow seemed to be very satisfied with the frightened look of the man in black in front of him, twisted his neck slightly, "Boom", his neck made a crisp sound, he finally found a sense of existence, he is a security guard, Yun Chang Gambling Town, if he dares to misbehave, he will be punished, if you want to know how powerful he is, you must be afraid of him.
"You're powerful, but have you thought about revenge in the future?" the man in black asked, looking at the crow coming again.
He won't run away, not because of shame, but because he knows that he can't escape, the crow is much faster than him, and he can only hope that the other party will let him go because of the ghost building behind him.
The crow continued to move forward, and raised the thunder stick again, and with a "crackle", a bolt of lightning shot out with a thick thumb.
The man in black's pupils constricted, and when he was about to dodge, lightning had already struck his crotch.
"Ahh
A heart-rending shout rang out, and the man in black clenched his crotch with both hands and trembled, as if a vibrator had turned on to its maximum power.
Everyone present clamped their crotches all at once, my mom, I've heard of pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning, but I've never heard of pretending to be struck by lightning!
Under the shocked gaze of everyone, the crow dodged behind the man in black, raised the thunder stick, "crackled", and a lightning bolt shot out, instantly hitting the middle of the buttocks.
"Whew-"
The man in black let out the roar of a beast, pulled out one hand to cover his buttocks, and jumped on the ground with his legs stretched out, like zombies, and the expression on his face was frozen at the moment when his ass blossomed.
"Knock knock—"
The shouts of the men in black echoed on the street of Yunchang Gambling, and there were countless rapid "dong dong" sounds, like gongs and drums in the sky, which was the sound of the heart beating violently, and many people felt that their hearts were about to burst their chests.
At this time, there was a strange scene on the whole street, whether it was a man or a woman, they all covered their crotches with one hand and their buttocks with the other.
The crow looked up at the sun in the sky, and the people followed suit, not knowing what the crow was looking at, but they saw nothing.
"Day!"
The crow spat out a word in a magnetic voice.
“???!!!”
Everyone is full of black lines, Lord Crow's pretense is a bit excessive, three-year-old children know that the sun is called the sun!
You're pretending to be forced!
The crow completely ignored the expressions of the audience, he had his own style and routines, he was created by the empty elder, and his soul was condensed on the three soul mountains of the Soul Hall in the innocence of the shopkeeper, so it can be said that his actions were basically determined by the subconscious of the shopkeeper.
The crow looked at the man in black, and the thunder stick pointed out, and a bolt of lightning struck his head, and a dazzling lightning exploded above the man in black's head.
There was another ghost crying wolf, and slowly the man in black stopped screaming and knelt on his knees, but he still covered the vital points one after the other.
His hair was burned, his face was black, his mouth was wide open, and his mouth, nose, and ears were now covered with smoke, as if there was a fire in his brain.
"Hiss-"
Everyone on the street opened their mouths wide, and the sound of gasping air was constantly heard.
It's so terrifying, what kind of secret weapon did Lord Crow pull out of his crotch to scorch the monk of the soul breeding period, but there is still a breath that will make you die and come back to life, but you just can't die.
The crow's left hand gently stroked the thunder stick, like a lady who had been absent from her husband for a long time, the thunder stick slowly shrank, and slowly turned back into the original palm-length earthworm, the crow's right hand was stuffed into the crotch of his pants, and then came out empty-handed.
Everyone's brains can't react, is this a special hobby, or is this his little bird?
The people in black all have storage rings, and Lord Crow must have them too, I don't understand.
"Steppe-"
The crow slowly walked to the place where he had been discussing with Wei Lao Er and stood quietly.
"Hey, the gas is out, and I have to fill this pit slowly. Su Yun let out a long sigh.
"What kind of pit to fill?" Yang Wei was puzzled, but following the shopkeeper's gaze, it turned out to be this small dirt pit, and he thought it was a big thing that annoyed the shopkeeper.
"Isn't it because of this that the shopkeeper was angry just now?" Yang Wei felt more terrible the more he thought about it, this stalk should be kept in mind, and he went back to tell the family that he must not mess with and destroy it.
Muttering a few words to one of the guards who had followed him, the guards were full of excitement before quietly leaving the crowd.
"Dude, what are you doing there, come here!" Su Yunchang stood up and shouted at the abandoned building across the street.
Everyone looked over and saw Wei Lao Er curled up in the corner of the wall at this time, trembling, constantly shaking his head at Su Yunchang.
He was afraid, his bones didn't know how many times they had been broken, he had never cried out in pain, he had never been afraid, but he was really scared at this time, he was now glad that he had not been beaten by someone for forty years, and he swore that he would never find someone to discuss easily in the future.
"Dude, come on, crows don't know how to use weapons, don't worry, crows are very measured. Su Yun shouted.
As long as there is no hostility towards the crow, no bad intentions, and sincere competition, the crow will be very stable and will never seriously hurt the other party.
Looking at Wei Lao Er in the corner of the wall in the distance, Su Yunchang shook his head helplessly, he didn't think about it, he thought that this person was very kind, and he would satisfy the customers when he was bored, but he was scared by the crows.
"I think the shopkeeper is honest, Lord Raven said hello to a group of people last time, and some of those people didn't even have cultivation. ”
"I've heard that Lord Crow has the same personality as the shopkeeper, treating friends as warm as spring, and enemies as ruthless as the autumn wind sweeping away leaves. ”
"Yes, a peerless master like Lord Crow has a measured strength, and he will definitely not hurt Wei Lao Er. I want to go up and have a discussion, but I'm afraid of bothering Lord Crow. ”
......
The people on the street were talking, and they left in groups without seeing the excitement.
Su Yunchang squinted his eyes and hummed a small song, and after not knowing how long, he heard a group of running, and when he opened his eyes, he saw more than thirty guards in armor running with shovels.
"What are these people doing?" Su Yun muttered to himself, and then suddenly felt that there was someone beside him, and when he looked back, Yang Wei was still standing aside.
"Young man, you haven't left yet?" asked Su Yunchang.
"My lord, the kid is uncomfortable looking at the big pit, so he took it upon himself to ask some people to repair it. Yang Wei said apologetically.
"Haha, you kid has a bright future. Su Yunchang quipped.
Looking down at the street, the man in black was gone, but the spear was still lying on the side of the road, and no one dared to take it.
I tentatively used the system to check it, and the results can be queried, this is a relatively poor primary treasure weapon, only one grade higher than the best mortal weapon.
By the time Su Yunchang withdrew from the system, Yang Wei had already taken the lead in wielding a shovel to repair the damaged road surface.
In less than half an hour, the large pothole in the middle of the street was filled in, and the road surface was restored to its original appearance.
"My lord, the boy is going back, and I'll bring you food later. Yang Wei said covered in dust and sweating.
"I don't need lunch anymore, just throw the black iron rod away. Su Yunchang said with a smile, satisfied with the street in front of him.
This spear, a primary treasure, he can't look down on it, it's completely garbage, so it should be paid for Yang Wei's hard work.
Yang Wei was stunned for a moment, and the next moment he became excited, no matter how stupid he was, he understood what the shopkeeper meant, hurriedly bowed to Su Yun, picked up the spear in a hurry, and casually pointed to a guard and asked him to take off his clothes and wrap the spear tightly before saying goodbye and leaving.
This is a treasure and can't be known to outsiders, so he has to hide in the nearby ruins first, and wait until late at night to steal it with the family members, otherwise there will definitely be a lot of trouble if the ghost building knows about it.
Su Yunchang didn't know about any of this, and he wouldn't care, if other people in Wangtian City knew about it, he would probably drop his jaw in shock.
With a slight movement of his mind, the lid of the cup appeared in his hand, and he began to practice "Shadowless Hand", he had to master the first form as soon as possible, otherwise he would not lose it when he reached Sic Bo, although it didn't matter if he lost it, but he would have no face.
The current three betting events are all based on luck, there is not much skill to speak of, anyway, there are so many prizes, whoever has his turn.
But Sic Bo is different, eyesight, ear, smell, and mind are all needed, and when you meet those veterans, you will become a fish yourself, so you need to practice your skills as soon as possible, and then you can master the initiative.
"Sister, Ling'er must be able to catch good things today, Ling'er wants to catch all the treasures in this store, giggle!"
Su Yunchang was concentrating on practicing Sic Bo, a voice came into his ears, and he was suddenly curious and surprised, this breath is too big, to grab all the treasures in his store, doesn't that make him bankrupt?
Looking up, a group of women were coming, a little girl in the front was looking at her, and the rest of the girls were smiling, about twenty years old, each with a bright face.
These women's temples are high or delicate peach heart buns, hairpins are particularly eye-catching, and colorful jade jade, dazzling in the sun, set off the light and noble.
The splendid silk cloth reveals a looming snow-white skin, the delicate face is white and flawless, like clotted fat, and the clothes are embroidered with exotic flowers and plants.
A group of women came slowly, with a gentle posture, all revealing charming, seductive, making people salivate and drool.
"Hello shopkeeper!"
When a group of women arrived at the door of the store, their teeth opened lightly, like a wonderful fairy music, their posture leaned slightly, and some wide collars showed white white rabbits, Su Yun was condescending and comfortable admiring.