Chapter 29: The Money Cow

She didn't understand what nerves he was having, Ning Xiaoqian snatched the oysters and asked angrily:

"Xiao Yi, are you crazy?"

Zagala touched his forehead and muttered:

"It's not hot. ”

Ding Jiayi excitedly held Zagala's shoulder:

"You're stupid, you're stupid, you're stupid, you're stupid, you're stupid, you're stupid

"Hey, what are you doing!" The three girls were in a hurry, but Ding Jiayi walked too fast, so they had to chase after them closely.

The night market is not far from the city center, out of the night market, across a few roads is the white building, Ding Jiayi took the oyster into the yard, threw it on the grass in front of the white building, crossed his waist and looked up to the sky hehe smirked.

The three girls hurried slowly, and finally chased after him, and when they saw his crazy appearance, their hearts were in a hurry.

Tussaud's tears were about to come out, and she said hurriedly:

"Is this really crazy?

Zagala is also worried:

"Emperor, what's wrong with you, Emperor? Don't you be like this, Emperor?"

Ning Xiaoqian still had an idea, and without saying a word, she went up and screwed Ding Jiayi's ears and said fiercely:

"What are you going to do? What are you going to be mad about?"

"Hey, hey, hey, it hurts, it hurts, Qianqian, you put it down, I'm wrong, I'm wrong!"

Ning Xiaoqian put down her hand and said angrily:

"Tell me, what tricks are you going to play?"

Ding Jiayi smiled mysteriously, didn't explain anything, and said excitedly to the oysters:

"Oysters, make them bigger for me!"

The oyster blinked, not understanding what he meant, but it slowly swelled up as he said, becoming more than ten meters tall.

"Oyster," Ding Jiayi ordered, "Open your mouth, quickly, open your mouth!"

The oyster obediently opened its mouth wide, and Ding Jiayi brushed it in, startling the three girls, and Tussaud exclaimed:

"Doesn't he want to live?"

Ning Xiaoqian patted her on the shoulder and comforted:

"Don't worry, good people don't live long, disasters will last for thousands of years, whoever dies he won't die, let's see what moth he wants to make. ”

To say that the person who knows Ding Jiayi best is this eldest wife who has been with him for decades, although Ning Xiaoqian is hindered by the reserve of the Song Dynasty woman and has not yet married him, but she has already touched Ding Jiayi thoroughly, as soon as he lifts his buttocks, she knows what he wants to fart.

Ding Jiayi entered the belly of the oyster, saw the flower under the little tongue, walked over quickly, picked up the petals and got in.

"It really stinks!" Ding Jiayi covered his nose tightly, enduring the stench of flower sap.

He stayed for a long time, until he couldn't bear the stench anymore, and then he got out of the flower, and he smirked and jumped out of the big mouth of the oyster.

"Hmm!" the three girls covered their noses together, "Why does it smell so stinky?

"Hehe," Ding Jiayi said with a smile: "Don't look at this flower liquid, it smells, but it's worth the old nose money!"

He pointed to the three women and said hurriedly:

"What are you still doing in a daze, go in and get baptized with flower sap?"

Ning Xiaoqian: "Are you crazy, I won't go in if it stinks so much!"

Tussaud: "A and B, please get back to normal, was your brain burned out by Lord Wings a few days ago?"

Zagala looked at Ding Jia and B like a stupid X:

"Emperor, I know what you're thinking, I just want to say that you don't dream, the ability or talent with an attribute value of more than 2,000 points can't be copied by the Oyster. ”

"Ah?!" Ding Jiayi's jaw dropped in shock: "It's been a long time, it can't copy my demon god power and my talent?"

Zagala patted him on the shoulder, shook his head and said:

"Emperor, what you think is too beautiful, if the oyster has these two hits, I have been looking for someone who can defeat Van Cries to be the Worm Emperor for me for so many years?

Ding Jiayi sat on the ground and muttered:

"Mom, you...... Is this still a ball? Shake me up, isn't this ......."

As he spoke, he jumped up and rushed towards the oyster, kicking it far away with a powerful volley, only to see the oyster quickly float out of a perfect arc, slamming into the wall of the white building with a bang, and embedding it.

It was a beautiful kick that the best goalkeepers in the world couldn't defend against if it was a shot.

Ding Jiayi's kick was not enough, he walked over and wanted to kick again, but Zagala quickly stopped him:

"Emperor, Emperor, don't be angry! It's not to blame the oyster, it's this variety, it's useless if you cook it!"

Ding Jia Yiqi's chest rose and fell non-stop:

"If I didn't know its ability, I would have known, but I wouldn't be able to use it, and I wouldn't be angry if I kicked it to death! I thought I could build an army of demon gods now! This is a demon god's fart!"

Zagala gently stroked his chest and persuaded:

"Emperor, it's not me talking about you, you're too naΓ―ve to think, it's already earth-shattering to have you as a great demon god in hell, and you still want an army of demon gods? What are you going to do? Dominate the worlds? Or dominate the universe?"

Ding Jiayi calmed down a little and complained:

"I don't think about it, if there is a strong army to protect the Qila Empire, you will never be bullied? Now the empire is developing rapidly, but I always feel that this is a time bomb, Hades may not know when to go back to the underworld to wander around, and then he will lead the skeleton army to kill back, and with Brother Dan's help, can we still have a good place in this paradise?"

Hearing that he was thinking about himself and his own zerg, Zagala was very moved:

"Emperor, don't worry, we will find a way to be strong ourselves, and we won't let you worry about us anymore. ”

Ding Jiayi worried:

"I'm afraid that the Zerg won't have much time, who knows when this bomb will detonate?" he said, pointing to the oyster embedded in the wall: "It's all to blame on this waste! I thought I got a cash cow, but this cash cow can only drop one dollar a day, can I not be in a hurry?"

Zagala sighed:

"Emperor, in the underworld, for countless years, I have been defeated and escaped, but I have never succumbed, if Hades is killed, it will be a big deal to fight and break the net!"

"In the face of all kinds of predicaments, my Zerg has long been used to it, don't worry, don't sprinkle your anger on the oysters, even if you shake out a dollar, it is still a cash cow, big money and big flowers, small money and small flowers, it's better than nothing." ”

Ding Jiayi nodded helplessly, although he was very disappointed, but the fact was that he could only give up this illusory dream.

......

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In the palace of the Insect Emperor, Ding Jiayi and the three daughters were rubbing mahjong and chatting about homely things.

Mahjong is a very magical thing, can quickly pull into the distance between people, don't believe you look at those housewives in the world, if you honestly take the children to wash clothes and cook at home, basically there will be no contact with the outside world;

So in this atmosphere, the unpleasantness of the day has long since disappeared, and after a few rounds of cards, Zagala and Tussaud have become sisters.

This is all thanks to Ning Xiaoqian, she is not only intimidating, but also very good at coaxing people. At the beginning of the game, she deliberately won against her two younger sisters and gritted her teeth to win them.

Gambling is like this, even if the bet is small, as long as you lose, you will be unconvinced and want to get it back, so after Zagala and Tussaud lost a few times, they began to fight the same enemy and stand on the same front.

Ning Xiaoqian saw that the heat was almost over, and began to deliberately lose to the two of them, so they started to win, you win, I win, with a smile on her face, and called her sister (sister) her god of wealth.

As for Ding Jiayi, this stupid X gritted his teeth and wanted to win, but he didn't win from beginning to end.

Frustrated by the casino, his mind gradually stopped at the table, and he began to think crankily, and he didn't even know that he had lit a cannon for Tussaud.

Ignoring the ridicule of the three beauties, he asked Zagara:

"Gala, what is the state of our army now?"

Hearing him ask about business, the third girl stopped shuffling the cards in her hand, and Zagala said:

"Emperor, our Zerg troops are more complex, there are more types of troops, melee troops are mainly scorpion warriors, spider warriors and centipede swordsmen, ranged troops include Divine Bee Archer and Mosquito Pitcher, and there is also a cavalry, which is the beetle cavalry of Oro. But General Oro's talents are much more than that, he is very accomplished in military affairs, and I have already promoted him to Minister of Defence. ”

"Yo, this kid has become Secretary of Defense? Yes, yes. ”

Since the official selection system has been perfected, a large number of talents have emerged, such as Wang Jushi, the commander of the Scorpion Legion, this young man was originally poor and made a living by selling the venom on his tail, and later heard that the treatment of serving in the army was good, so he signed up to join the army, and as a result, he became a sensation in the army, and soon became the commander of the legion, and was respected as the scorpion king by the scorpion soldiers. ”

"Not bad, not bad," Ding Jiayi's eyes lit up, "I have paid much attention to national construction, but I have never asked about military development, if the country wants to be strong, if no one bullies it, you still have to rely on excellent military strength, so tomorrow you take me to visit the army." ”

Zagala covered her mouth and smiled:

"Hehe, if you go, won't the soldiers explode? Your deeds of defeating Van Crees and ascending to the throne in one fell swoop have been praised as legends in the army. ”