Chapter 20: There's something wrong with your accent

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"Human life is a matter of heaven, just count on not being discovered, we must fight!" Roger didn't care at all, calmly: "In order to escape~"

Caroline held her breath, her fingers trembling slightly as she placed her fingers on the trigger.

The snow slipped again, and a brown furry thing poked down.

There was a "bang" of gunshots, and the lead bullet slammed into the snowdrift directly in front of it with strong kinetic energy.

The beaver was taken aback: "Hey, be careful, it's me." ”

It looked at the still smoking snowdrift with palpitations, "Come out, I hope you're all unharmed, someone here wants to see you." After saying that, his head shrank and crawled away.

Roger put down his hand holding the barrel of the gun, patted the frightened Caroline, and said loudly in an unkind tone: "Next time you are so scary, I would be willing to change to a new pair of shoes." ”

Caroline was also angry, scaring people at this time. If Roger hadn't tilted the muzzle of the gun just now and blasted it up, it would have been difficult for the beaver's small body to be complete.

Dragging Alice, who was awakened by the sound of gunshots, Roger and the others got out of the hiding place.

A sleigh was lying on the side of the road, and six reindeer stood in front of it. A bloated old man in a ginger robe stood by with a smile on his face, his face flushed, and his thick white beard hanging down to his chest.

"Aha! you're Gandalf in the red robe~" Roger pointed at the old man dramatically.

The old man's smile faded.

"No, Gandalf doesn't ride in a car, people can fight hand-to-hand on a white horse, and this beer belly is out. Roger squinted at the old man.

"Aha, then you must be Professor Dumbledore~" Roger pointed again, dramatically.

The old man's face darkened with red light.

"Merry Christmas, sir. Alice said in an ethereal tone.

"I've been happy since you guys got here. The old man said kindly to Alice.

"Aha! you're an old man with leftovers~"

"There's something wrong with your accent... Lad. Santa Claus looked at Roger with a puzzled expression.

Caroline's face was full of disbelief: "I've seen a lot of new things since I came here, but this time...... I remember there was no Christmas in Narnia. ”

Santa Claus took off his gloves and said in a low tone, "Yes, not for a long time." But you bring hope, honorable all. Your presence has weakened the White Witch's magic. ”

He turned around and picked up a huge package from the back of the sleigh: "Also, I'm sure these things will make you happy." ”

Alice said happily: "Christmas present~" but immediately her tone became gloomy: "But it reminds me of my rabbit doll, which was confiscated by the madhouse." ”

Santa Claus rummaged through his big bag, "Mr. Rabbit needs you to find it yourself, but I think this one would be more suitable for you." As he spoke, he pulled out a kitchen knife decorated with intricate patterns.

"The Blade of Decapitation?" (also translated as "head cut") how could it be with you? Alice happily took the kitchen knife and waved it excitedly.

"I didn't know, I always had weird stuff in my bag. Santa Claus explained with a smile: "And I feel that this knife is very suitable for you." ”

Alice thanked her, rubbing the decapitating blade and falling back into a state of dissociation.

"Even a person with a pure heart, a person who does not forget to pray at night, will inevitably transform into a wolf on a full moon night when the aconitum is in full bloom. Santa Claus spoke, and took out a small ring from his bag: "Caroline, this Helsing's finger contains a curse that will make the wearer turn into a werewolf. If the wearer is cursed by a werewolf, he or she can use the ring to better control his abilities to break free from the shackles of the full moon and murderous desires, and change form according to his own will. ”

Caroline took Helsin's finger and carefully studied the raised wolf head on the ring: "Thank you, it will help me a lot." ”

Santa Claus smiled kindly and turned to Roger again: "You just shot me." ”

Roger plucked his nostrils: "Who told you not to reveal your identity, I thought it was a witch." ”

"Oh, I'm sorry to misunderstand you, but my sleigh is actually longer than the witch's, and I'm pulling a reindeer. ”

"Ah, it doesn't matter. Pay attention to the improvement next time. Roger graciously patted Santa's belly and wiped the residue off his fingers.

Santa Claus didn't care about his faux pas, but looked at his hands meaningfully: "Roger, do you know what you want most?"

Roger looked at him curiously.

"Take it with you, and it will show you the way. Santa Claus pulled out a small black hexagonal box.

Roger took the box and opened it to see: "Compass, a compass that doesn't point north?"

"You're not going north, is it. Santa Claus said meaningfully.

Roger's eyes lit up, and he carefully looked at the point of the compass: "Well...... The pointer keeps pointing at your sleigh, and it's really useful. ”

When Santa Claus heard this, he quickly got into the car with a dry cough: "Ahem, I have to go." Winter is coming to an end, and in the hundred years I've been away, I've piled up a lot of things I've been doing...... Merry Christmas little ones......"

With a flick of the reins, the reindeer spread their hooves and ran off with a handful of snowflakes.

"Don't be in a hurry! the car is so big, you can't give me a ride, you can give us a ride!" Roger looked at the sleigh that was driving away in a hurry, and shouted at Santa Claus from behind, "Don't be so stingy, old man!"

After shouting for a long time and not seeing him look back, Roger played with the compass and looked at everyone with a wicked smile: "Hey, everyone, do you know the origin of the name Old Man with Leftovers?"

"Merry Christmas~" Alice said cheerfully and quietly to Santa Claus.

Roger ignored her, and went on to himself: "Once upon a time, Santa Claus was not called Santa Claus. He has a name that men are jealous of all over the world and women love, Old Man Genshuo!

It was a cold winter, and the old man finally finished giving gifts to the children after a busy day. He was relieved that he hadn't gone to the toilet for a day. After all, in the eyes of the children, the old man Genshuo is a god and an elf. And do gods and elves need to go to the toilet? Obviously not. What a filthy thing it is to go to the toilet, which book do you see that the fairy elves have shhhh

So, for the sake of image, you have to hold back... So, finally staying up until the end of work, the old man Genshuo finally breathed a sigh of relief, drove to a place where there was no one, found a crooked neck tree, and began to open the gate to release water.

But the weather was so cold that the dripping water turned into ice. The old man ignored the weather conditions because he was in a hurry, and after the boo, little JJ fell. The old man was grief-stricken and vowed never to defecate in the open again. Since then, people have affectionately called him the Old Man for Leftovers in order to protect the environment and take precautions!"

Everyone looked at Roger with an expression that you were teasing me, and Caroline rewarded him with a brain crash with a disgusted face: "Didn't I just take you, I need to arrange people like this?"

Roger covered his head: "What's the matter, this story is widely circulated." "That's the truth, there are many more people who knew the old man version of the leftover egg in the previous life than the original story of St. Nicholas......

"He just said that winter is coming to an end, what does that mean~" Alice interrupted the conversation between the two in a fluttering manner.

After she reminded Roger, he reacted: "No more ice!"

"Will there be a river on the road after that?" Caroline hurriedly asked the beaver couple.

"There's another river, come with me, if it's fast enough, it should catch up before it melts. The beaver was not slow to react, and hurriedly led a few people to the next tributary.