Chapter Ninety-Five: How to Prove That I Am Me
With a wounded heart, Gu Wen walked across the arched bridge and prepared to enter the village.
The village doesn't seem to have changed much, except for a few more interested wanderers. There is also a small pavilion at the entrance of the village, with a big red sticker at the ticket office of Gu Wen's former residence, and a small window below.
Gu Wen took a closer look, and saw that the window was closed, and there was no one in the pavilion, and next to the window was written "Notice to Tourists":
"Gu Wen's former residence is the birthplace of Mr. Gu Wen, the holder of the first-class Medal of Honor of the Great Chu Empire. ”
"Mr. Gu Wen, born in the year 2000 ~ died in the year of the Great Chu calendar, is a famous ... Once... (500 words omitted for the fourth time here). ”
"Gu Wen's former residence is open from 10:00 a.m. ~ 18:00 p.m. ”
In order to protect the original appearance of Mr. Gu Wen's former residence, the Dachu National Tourism Administration stipulates that the number of tourists entering Duntou Village, Gu Wen's former residence, shall not exceed 1,000 per day. ”
"Fees: Ordinary ticket: 2 gold coins per person, Student ticket: 1 gold coin per person, half ticket: 1 gold coin per person, limited to 80~90 years old, 1.2 meters ~ 1.4 meters old children;"
"Seniors over 90 years old, children under 1.2 meters are free. ”
"The final interpretation of this "Notice to Tourists" belongs to the Dachu National Tourism Administration, and the complaint is filed: Qianli Chuanyin: 7474748, Luoyang Tourism Branch of the Dachu National Tourism Administration, Dachu Calendar February 20, 2017. ”
(The Great Chu Yuan Calendar was promulgated in the year 20000 of the Qingyun Calendar)
Gu Wen smiled dumbly, this is the same as the tourism of a certain ancient town in the previous life.
Sure enough, Gu Wen was about to walk into the entrance of the village, when a cheongsam beauty suddenly appeared from a dark place under the gate of the village and blocked the way.
The cheongsam beauty painted with very thick makeup, a pointed chin, and a little thin lips:
"I'm sorry, gentlemen, but it's full today, so please come early tomorrow and buy tickets to enter. ”
Gu Wen was a little funny: "This young lady, my family lives here." ”
The cheongsam beauty looked at Gu Wen and Lao Fang carefully, frowned and said:
"Two gentlemen, the little girl is a graduate of the 355th phase of the welcome special training team of the National Tourism Administration, after taking over as the welcome lady of Gu Wen's former residence, I carefully remembered all the facial and physical characteristics of the 1034 aborigines of Gu Wen's former residence. ”
"I'm sorry, I didn't find a match, where do the two gentlemen live?"
Gu Wen pointed to the old man: "He is not a local, he sent me here." As for me, I live in the third-to-last room on the left side of South 2nd Street in Duntou Village. I'm Gu..."
The cheongsam beauty stretched out her hand and resolutely stopped Gu Wen from reporting to her home:
"I'm sorry sir, but due to the recent large number of displaced people pretending to be residents of Duntou Village, we refuse to confirm our identity by name. After all, many of the names in Gu Wen's former residence have spread to the outside of the city and the countryside, which is not enough to corroborate. ”
Then he looked up and thought: "On the left side of South 2nd Street... The third-to-last room... Isn't this Mr. Gu Wen's home?"
The cheongsam beauty moved her hand back, and four scenic security guards with big shoulders and round waists stood out from the shadows.
The cheongsam beauty asked, "This gentleman, what do you have to do with Mr. Gu Wen?"
Gu Wen smiled: "Me? I am Gu Wen." ”
The cheongsam beauty grinned: "Hehe, since the opening of Gu Wen's former residence for 25 days, I have received 78 Gu Wen's brothers, 69 Gu Wen's sisters, 126 Gu Wen's aunts and aunts, 139 Gu Wen's uncles and uncles, 32 Gu Wen's fathers, 288 Gu Wen's cousins and cousins, and 313 distant relatives. ”
"Today is the first time to receive Mr. Gu Wen himself. ”
"May I ask this Mr. Gu Wen, do you know where the 1,045 people I mentioned just now have gone?"
Gu Wen was surprised: "I didn't know that I had so many brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts, did they all go to my house as guests?
The cheongsam beauty snorted coldly: "Among these people, 32 of them who pretended to be Gu Wen's father have been exiled to the Extreme North Ice and Fire Island for the crime of blaspheming heroes. ”
Of the rest, 533 were fined 10 gold coins, and 480 were locked up in a small black house for three days because they could not pay the money. Ninety-eight of them are still closed. Add two more, and it's just a whole thing. ”
With a wave of his hand, the security guards of the four scenic spots were about to step forward to arrest Gu Wen and Lao Fang.
Gu Wen hurriedly waved his hand to stop the impatient old man who wanted to burst out: "Slow! I'm really Gu Wen, Xu Xiaofeng is my mother, I'm very happy to go home today, I don't want to beat people." ”
The cheongsam beauty took two steps back vigilantly: "I just said that the name cannot be used as a certificate. How do you prove that you are Gu Wen? Your mother is your mother?"
Gu Wen was dizzy: "How can you prove that I am me, and my mother is my mother?" There are no ID cards in this world. Hey, that's right. ”
Gu Wen suddenly remembered something, took out the titanium silver badge with a golden ribbon from his pocket, and showed it to the cheongsam beauty:
"Miss, this Imperial Medal of Honor will not be fake, right?"
The cheongsam beauty glanced at it from a distance and sneered:
"This gentleman, your medal was bought from the Wu family's souvenir shop in Dongying outside the village, right?"
"To be honest with you, the workmanship of the Wu family souvenir shop is not very good, the commemorative medal is too poor in size, the front is heavy and the back is light, the left is wide and the right is narrow, and it is easy to fade and rust. You see the ribbons are shedding, right?"
"I recommend to you the medal medal of Nanying Zhouji, Zhouji is beautifully handmade, the price is fair, the child is not bullied, and it can also be customized. ”
Gu Wen had no choice but to put away the medal.
Seeing Gu Wen deflated, the old man laughed on the side, and the green donkey also raised his head and laughed.
Little Gray listened lively, sticking out a small head from the curtain of the carriage door, and screamed with a "chirp".
Seeing the little gray ash, the cheongsam beauty's eyes lit up, and she softened her tone and said:
"This gentleman, you pretending to be Mr. Gu Wen, this crime is even greater than the previous 32 people who pretended to be Gu Wen's father. Seeing that you are still young, forget it this time. ”
"As long as you admit your mistake seriously, give me this little pet to make amends. My sister has a lot of them, so I will spare you. Otherwise, you will either be hanged, or you will be sent to the camp of dead soldiers to the west to fill the army. What do you say?"
Gu Wentian's good mood was completely polished by this cheongsam beauty, and she was about to stare and go crazy. Suddenly, I saw a small stone jumping past the village.
Gu Wen hurriedly shouted: "Little stone, little stone, I'm back Gu Wen!"
Xiao Shi turned his head, saw Gu Wen, and said with great joy: "Brother Gu, are you back in the village? "Say and run.
Gu Wen shouted, "Don't forget to inform my mother?"
Gu Wen looked at the cheongsam beauty proudly: "How about Miss, now believe that I am Gu Wen, right?"
The cheongsam beauty sneered: "Pretend, pretend." The kid clearly saw that you were a liar and ran back to his family. ”
"If you don't give me that little pet yet, run on your own. Wait for the whole village of Duntou Village to dispatch, and it will be too late to run again. ”
Gu Wen was speechless at this cheongsam beauty, and looked at the village with his hands crossed, waiting for the little stone to call someone.
After a while, the village was like a boiling pot, and the whole village rushed to the village like crazy.
The cheongsam beauty sneered: "You run now, I'm afraid it's too late." ”
In the blink of an eye, almost all the villagers rushed to the entrance of the village, squeezing aside the four security guards of the scenic spot.
Gu Wen glanced over and saw the teacher Pang Sanjin, his brother Shi Wu, the long-legged beauty Han Qingliu and other classmates, the village chief Zhu Dafu, He Blacksmith, Shi Shi, Shi Ma, Guan Dazhuang's lame father, and all the Duntou villagers who knew each other.
Their mouths shouted, "Gu Wen is back?" Has my son come back?" "Gu boy is doing well!" "Gu Wen, you are too good!"
Everyone's eyes flashed with excitement and happiness, but no one rushed to Gu Wen.
The people in the back row squeezed forward hard, but the people in the front row pushed back hard, as if there was a flood beast in front of him.
Gu Wen was excited and a little sad: "Everything has changed." In fact, they haven't changed, but I'm no longer the Orion boy in Duntou Village back then. ”
At this time, the crowd suddenly fell silent, and consciously divided to both sides, revealing a middle-aged woman wearing a red supermarket employee uniform.
She was not tall, her face was delicate and haggard, and a bamboo hairpin tied her slightly yellowish hair. It was Gu Wen's mother, Xu Xiaofeng.
Looking at her mother's familiar face, after not seeing her for a few months, Xu Xiaofeng seemed to have lost a little weight again, but she still stood there neatly and strongly, like a weed with roots deep in the earth.
Gu Wen's eyes were hot, and he pounced on him suddenly, hugging Xu Xiaofeng: "Mom!"
Xu Xiaofeng hugged his son tightly with his rough hands, and after not seeing him for a few months, Gu Wen's height was a head taller. She needed to stand on her toes to hold her son's arm.
Her eyes were moist, but she held her head high to the sky and did not let the tears fall. She muttered:
"Stinky boy, do you know how to come back? Come back... That's it..."