"Village Chief Yang recently circulated an incident, one night in your Shanghe Village, there was a particularly strange scene, a fairy rode by with a tiger riding a bear, is this true?" Tian Yun asked with a smile.

"It's true, a lot of people have seen it. Yang Feng replied excitedly.

"Then may I ask if Village Chief Yang knows this fairy?" Tian Yun then asked.

"Recognize. Yang Feng's answer made Tian Yun stunned.

"Then I wonder if Village Chief Yang can introduce this fairy to us?" Tian Yun asked again.

"Chang'e, everyone knows me, so I won't say much. Yang Feng smiled, Tian Yun smiled and said: "It seems that Village Chief Yang is not going to tell us the truth, I wonder if Village Chief Yang can talk about your opinion on the appearance of tigers and bears, because there have been rumors of bears in Shanghe Village before." ”

"This is mainly thanks to our country, thanks to the party, thanks to zhèng fu, thanks to cctv, thank nanling tv, thank hefeng tv, thank you shanghe tv! Yang Feng opened his mouth, and Tian Yun was depressed.

"Thank you, let's stay at the end, and ask Village Chief Yang to talk about whether the beast will have an impact on the current tourism industry in Shanghe Village. Tian Yun had to interrupt, and it was estimated that if he let him continue, Teacher Cang should also appear.

Yang Feng said: "Yes, I believe that many people will come to Shanghe Village to see tigers and bears, the zoo charges for a fee, we are completely free here, our tourism in Shanghe Village will be greatly improved, climb to a new height, preferably as high as Mount Everest, in fact, I have a dream, I hope that one day we can see penguins without going to the North Pole to see them in Shanghe Village." ”

"Penguins seem to be in Antarctica, and the North Pole is a polar bear. Tian Yun corrected.

"Penguins and polar bears have been separated from each other, so how do they give birth to sharks?" Yang Feng's question filled Tian Yun's mind, and the black line made a gesture to the cameraman, turned off the camera, and asked with a tiger face: "Yang Feng, can you give me a good talk." ”

"Do you have a boyfriend?" Yang Feng asked.

"Don't you want to be my boyfriend?" Tian Yun asked sharply.

"It's not just that you feel like you've had a bit of an endocrine imbalance lately. The cameraman, makeup artist and Dong Yuxin couldn't help laughing out loud anymore.

"You're an endocrine disorder. Tian Yun scolded angrily.

"I don't have acne. Yang Feng forcefully retorted, Tian Yun walked away, she had a small beanie on her forehead, but this had nothing to do with endocrine disorders, she ate chili peppers.

"Sister Tian, calm down!" The cameraman and makeup artist hurriedly pulled Tian Yun back, but they forgot to pull Yang Feng, Yang Feng took this opportunity to run away.

"Hmph, run away, monk, you can't run to the temple, don't cooperate with my interview, I won't leave here. Tian Yun shouted loudly.

He wished that he wanted to go into the mountains to find tigers and bears, and there was no one to watch. Dong Yuxin said with a smile.

"Ah, he's in the mountains, let's go. Tian Yun shouted and hurriedly ran out of the door, not noticing a hint of a successful smile flowing from the corner of Dong Yuxin's mouth.

Yang Feng ran very fast, Tian Yun didn't see Yang Feng's shadow at all, but it was difficult for her and the people in Shanghe Village, she was also familiar with her, and when someone asked, she knew which direction Yang Feng walked from, and chased after him.

"Sister Tian, are we still chasing?" asked the makeup artist scared in the quiet mountain forest.

"Why don't you chase it. Tian Yun said very angrily.

"Sister Tian, we don't know where Village Chief Yang is coming from, and there are tigers and bears here. The videographer had to remind him that as the only man in the trio, he had to be responsible for the two women, and even more so for himself.

"Ahh

Two tigers and a bear, no matter how you count it, there is no chance of winning, Tian Yun decided to go back, although the reporter is a risky industry, but you can't send yourself to the tiger's mouth, and there is no need to take this risk, as long as she catches Yang Feng, she doesn't have to worry about finding the tiger.

The tiger roared and the wind rose, Tian Yun looked at the two of them in horror, looked behind her, and couldn't help but look back, this look was directly dark in front of her eyes, and she fainted, I don't know when there was a tiger standing behind her, which scared her out of her body and out of her body

The tiger glanced at Tian Yun disdainfully, as if to say: "With this little guts, you dare to come to the master, see that the master will not scare you to death."

The tiger turned his head and quickly disappeared into the mountains and forests, the two of them hurriedly went up to rescue him, fainted, artificial respiration did not work, although the cameraman didn't dare to do it, he didn't have that opportunity, the makeup artist had already begun to pinch people, pinched for a while, Tian Yun slowly woke up.

"Are we all dead?" The first reaction was that Tian Yun thought that he was no longer in the world at this time.

"Sister Tian is gone without that tiger. The makeup artist said hurriedly.

"Oh!" Tian Yun breathed a sigh of relief, as if the soul was slowly coming back, and asked anxiously, "Have you taken a picture of the tiger?"

"There's nothing to worry about. The photographer said embarrassedly.

"Alas, we have come in vain. Tian Yun was so depressed that she almost lost her life, and the tiger's mouth didn't leave any evidence, and I don't know whether to say that this journey to find the tiger was a success or a failure.

With frightened, excited and unwilling, Tian Yun returned to Shanghe Village, as soon as they entered Yang Feng's courtyard, they were stunned, Yang Feng was playing chess with Dong Yuxin in the courtyard, his eyebrows flew and danced, he was afraid that others would not know that he was very happy, drinking tea and playing chess, and there were beautiful women with him.

"When did you come back?" Tian Yun asked curiously.

"Came back early. Yang Feng replied disapprecantly.

"Have you seen the tiger?" Tian Yun looked at it with contempt, feeling deceived.

"See!" Yang Feng replied, Tian Yun was stunned and asked anxiously, "Where is it?"

"It's in the woods on the other side of the river, don't worry, I told them not to eat people. Yang Feng said.

"If you let them not eat people, they won't eat people?" Tian Yun asked angrily.

"It turns out that you can come back alive thanks to me, shouldn't you be polite to your life-saving benefactor? Yang Feng said jokingly.

"How do you know we ran into a tiger?" Tian Yun asked in a stunned state.

"Just look at your expressions, believe it now, we have tigers in Shanghe Village. Yang Feng asked with a smile.

"Yes, there is also Nanling, not you Shanghe Village. Tian Yun retorted angrily.

"Shanghe Village is Nanling, and Nanling has it, which means that we have Shanghe Village. Yang Feng argued.

"Why don't you say that the tiger is your family and you raised it. Tian Yun rolled her eyes and said.

"Huh, you can guess that's good, yes, and your IQ is about to catch up with Xiao Hei. Yang Feng made a surprised expression, and Dong Yuxin couldn't help laughing.

"What is Xiao Hei?" Tian Yun was not stupid, knowing that there must be something wrong with this sentence, he asked.

"Blackie. Yang Feng shouted, Xiao Hei ran out of the house, Tian Yun saw that his face became very dark, very black, and he had the strength to go up to find Yang Feng, and he dared to say that her IQ was not as high as that of a puppy, it was too bullying.

"Sister Tian has something to say. Seeing that Tian Yun was in a state of rampage again, the two hurriedly pulled Tian Yun back, this time they came for an interview, how could they fight this time, and they couldn't complete the task and go back, but Tian Yun, who was going to be trained, now has a big wrist, and the leader will save some face, but they will definitely become scapegoats.

"You can't talk properly! Xiao Yun's family has helped you a lot. Dong Yuxin gave Yang Feng a roll of his eyes and pulled Tian Yun to sit beside her.

"Okay, now let's talk about the tiger, don't you mind, right?" Yang Feng's smiling appearance made the fire in Tian Yun's heart jump up.

"Don't mind getting ready to start. Tian Yun took a deep breath and gritted her teeth and said.

As soon as the camera was turned on, Yang Feng said directly: " Hello audience friends, I am Yang Feng, the head of Shanghe Village, I want to make some explanations about the appearance of tigers and chivalrous women in Shanghe Village, firstly, this incident is really seen by many people, of course, I didn't see it, because I was sleeping at home that day; second, where did this tiger come from, and who this chivalrous woman is, because I also want to know; third, please pay attention to all tourists who come to Shanghe Village, and do not go into the mountains without the guidance of our professionals and hunting dogs, otherwise any situation will have nothing to do with my Shanghe Village, as if it has nothing to do with us, and it is not illegal for tigers to eat peopleFourth, if someone encounters a tiger and a bear in the mountains, please don't make an offensive gesture, and don't plan to come forward and make love, because you are not a chivalrous woman, quietly retreat, and then run as fast as you can, and run to a crowded place to be safe; Fifth, the majority of villagers along the Nanling Ridge should pay attention to the fact that in addition to one bear and two tigers, there are also a large number of wolves in the Nanling, this is what I have seen with my own eyes, that group of wolves is not managed by chivalrous women and knights, I think everyone should know the danger. ”

"Have you seen a wolf yet?" Tian Yun was shocked, but he didn't expect such a fierce news.

"Not only are there wolves, but there are also pythons, which are almost as thick as buckets, if I hadn't brought more dogs last time, I guess you would have seen a new grave on the hill of Shanghe Village. Yang Feng said half-seriously and half-jokingly.

"Really?" Tian Yun asked suspiciously.

"If you don't believe it, reporter Tian will go to the primeval forest of Nanling in person and walk around. Yang Feng said with a smile.

"So there is danger in Nanling?" Tian Yun asked.

Yang Feng said: "It can't be said that in fact, humans and animals are the same kind of large beasts, in addition to attacking people when they are hungry, and they will attack when people take the initiative to provoke, so as long as we don't take the initiative to find trouble, it is safe, the rabbits and pheasants in Nanling are enough to feed dozens of tigers and bears, they are not short of food, and human meat is not delicious." ”

"How come Village Chief Yang has eaten human flesh and knows what it tastes like?" Tian Yun asked deliberately.

"I think reporter Tian has the most say in this. Yang Feng said with a smile.

"How can I have the most right to speak?" Tian Yun asked puzzled.

"Because reporter Tian, you are a woman!" Yang Feng's words of course made everyone except the cameraman stunned.

"What do you mean?" Tian Yun asked incomprehensibly.

"I'm afraid Reporter Tian isn't married yet, right?" asked Yang Feng.

Tian Yun gave Yang Feng a roll of her eyes, she didn't know if she was married or not, suddenly she understood, her face felt a little hot, and she scolded: "Shameless and obscene." ”

"Alas, you're thinking crookedly. Yang Feng sighed softly, so that the cameraman couldn't help laughing out loud anymore, he had a sense of admiration for Yang Feng, and felt that he was a model for countless male yin to learn.

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