012 The world's first messy wear

The sky was blue. It's blue. It's blue......

One white cloud drifted by, two white clouds drifted by. Three white clouds drifted by... A lot of white clouds drifted by...

A leaf fell leisurely and landed on Lu Jinghong's face. Lu Jinghong did not move.

The two leaves fell, but Lu Jinghong did not move. Three, four, a large pile of leaves fell and buried Lu Jinghong inside.

Lu Jinghong still didn't move.

I heard the laughter of a group of children in the distance: "Haha, look, that fool is there in a daze again!"

Lu Jinghong still didn't move, just stared blankly at the clouds in the sky.

How many days has this been the first few days since he crossed over? Lu Jinghong didn't remember, he only knew that from the moment he crossed over, he stayed where he was and didn't move.

I only remember that at the last moment, Cheng Ziping jumped into the black hole with himself in his arms, and the two hugged each other tightly, for fear of separation, but the fall was endless, and gradually the two of them finally became confused in the rotating black hole, and scenes of the past began to appear in front of them, and even the trivial things of secretly pretending to fall asleep after wetting the bed in childhood also surfaced in their hearts. At that time, I still remember to hold on to each other. But I vaguely thought in my heart: Is this going to die? Will I see a beam of light in the next moment... Or will you see the bull head and horse face of hell?

Then, Lu Jinghong's chest began to heat up, and at some point, a bright Tai Chi pattern appeared between the two, and the two yin and yang fish quickly swam endlessly, and then faster and faster, and each got into the chests of Lu Jinghong and Cheng Ziping. The two of them shook their chests, and they suddenly felt like a huge blow, and finally lost consciousness.

When he woke up, Lu Jinghong subconsciously grabbed the people around him, grabbed it, and pounced. When I turned my head, I saw that there was no figure around. When he was disappointed, he comforted himself again, maybe Cheng Ziping was nearby, and when he was about to stand up, he saw his hand, and suddenly let out a terrible scream, and then stopped abruptly.

Without him, no matter how nervous a girl is, when she suddenly finds that she has a pair of big hands with large pores and knotted muscles, she will scream... When I heard my own shrill screams turn into a rough man's low roar......

Lu Jinghong's hands suddenly lost their strength and fell into the soil with a thud. After a while, he looked up again and looked at his hands, and his thick arms, and his broad shoulders, and touched his face, oh selling cakes, and his beard! I couldn't help but hit my head in the dirt, and I wanted to bury myself in it, and die!

Is this a crossing? Is this a crossing? Lu Jinghong cried out in his heart: Is there such a crossing? Is there such a way to play with people? Thief God, if you don't play to death, I won't give up, and there is that damn old Taoist priest who forgets the machine! If it weren't for you, how could I have fallen to such a state! What are you doing accepting me as an apprentice! Wouldn't it be good if you kicked me out of the door? Give me a manuscript! Why didn't I listen to Senior Brother Zhao's words, what did I do when I went to Qinling! The more I thought about it, the more I regretted it, and I couldn't help but cry out loud.

I cried a few times, and I couldn't stand my man's voice, which was so rough and ugly! So I stopped again, thought for a while, cried again, cried for a while, and felt that I was crying too badly, and stopped.

Suddenly, I seemed to hear someone whispering from a distance, and I couldn't help but shut it down, and when I listened carefully, I found that it was a few children whispering not far away, and I wanted to get up to inquire, but I heard the children whisper: "Look, the fool is crazy again, let's not provoke it..."

Fool! When did Lu Jinghong become a fool if he was struck by lightning? At this time, Fang found that there were still some fragments of broken memories in his mind, and after looking through the memories one by one, Lu Jinghong just groaned and plunged himself into the dirt, never wanting to raise his head again.

The memory is very simple, there is no logic, it is full of strange things, and it can only be said that it is some thoughts: the dog in the west of the village is very fat, do you want to call to eat it? The little girl in the east is so nice that she gave me steamed buns. The proprietress of the tofu shop looked at me strangely, like I was delicious... At night, what did Hu San's gang do when they entered Liu's house, and they were noisy and shouting for a long time... Hu San's eyes are so strange when he looks at me, so fierce...

There is no information about his own background, no information about his parents, no information about the name of this village, where he is located, and then look at those inexplicable thoughts, Lu Jinghong still doesn't know, what those children said is true, and the bitter master he crossed over to is really a fool... Hopes of getting information from memory are also dashed...

Lu Jinghong turned over, stared at the sky blankly, and didn't want to move anymore.

I have crossed over, but I have crossed into a big man and a fool. Even the most basic survival is in question. Cheng Ziping is also gone, so lonely. So desperate. Lu Jinghong held on to the last bit of hope for bad taste, and reached out to touch his crotch, okay, that's right, there is a lot more of it...... Seems to be a normal man...... Does this count as a consolation prize?

Lu Jinghong couldn't help but howl a few times, and collapsed on the hillside without love. Just let me die here, Lu Jinghong closed his eyes in despair.

Two days passed, Lu Jinghong was still paralyzed on the hillside, the sun rose in the east, set in the west, and then the moon rose, well, it was also a moon, but it was bigger than ours, it looked closer, and it was rounder. There are clouds, and there are winds, and there are trees...... But what's the point...

Suddenly, something furry was arching himself, and Lu Jinghong ignored it. As if to see that he didn't react, the furry inch crawled up along his chest. Stopped on Lu Jinghong's chest and squeaked twice. Lu Jinghong glanced at it lazily, well, it seems that the cat that could roll and laugh at himself before crossing over, the coat color and shape are the same, but it is a large size, like a miniature version.

"You're still dead here!" Lu Jinghong suddenly heard a voice in his head. It startled her (him). "Who? Who's talking?" "I, Uncle Ben!" Lu Jinghong stood up and looked around, but there was no one around. "Hmph, whoever hides in the shadows and pretends to be a ghost!" "After thinking about it, whatever, he is like this, whoever likes to pretend to be a ghost will pretend to go, so he fell back to the ground with a bang. "It's me!" the hairballs on his chest squeaked and jumped. "I'm here!

At this time, Lu Jinghongfang realized that what he was talking to was the hairball on his chest. "Are you ???" "Hmph, have you fallen stupid after crossing your brain? I am the white tiger that took you through!" "You, the white tiger, ha! ha!" Lu Jinghong laughed three times and ignored it again. Are you white? Are you a tiger? Have you ever seen a tiger the size of a newborn kitten? and told me that your brain is stupid, and if you don't open a pot, you can mention which pot is not?

Mao Tuan saw that Lu Jinghong ignored him for a long time, and finally became anxious, "Speak quickly, you really plan to die here, don't you?" Uncle, you are right, I really plan to die here. Lu Jinghong closed his eyes and ignored it. Mao Tuan was so anxious that he turned around on Lu Jinghong's chest, and Tuan Tuan turned around several times, and finally made a killer move: "Do you still want to find Cheng Ziping!"