Gu Fan coughed unnaturally: "It's Dad's poetry recitation time." ”

The little girl rubbed her eyes: "Dad is dressed like this, if you bump into you on the road, Mengmeng won't dare to recognize you." Where did you find your tape recorder?"

"There's an exhibition hall downstairs on the evolution of tape recorders, from ore radios to MP4s. I just came up with a musical instrument that best fits my identity. Gu Fan turned around aggressively and said, "Do you know the tattoo behind Dad?"

"Noisy and superior, blissful death!" These Chinese characters still couldn't help the little girl, and she asked with some confusion after reading it: "Dad, what does this mean?"

Blissful rebirth is a Buddhist viewpoint, and the meaning is easy to understand.

On the contrary, it is difficult to understand the noise, because this is not the use of words in Chinese, it is actually a Japanese sentence. In the words of the Buntoon, it is roughly equivalent to "making noise is also first-class".

However, if you really want to investigate the meaning, a more Chinese context explanation may be "disobedience to war!"

Gu Meng nodded as if she didn't understand: "Dad's meaning Mengmeng understands, are you sure that you won't be beaten to death if you go on stage like this?"

"As long as I'm not dead, no one can stop my pursuit of art. Please listen to Daddy's poetry reading, Daddy's pride. Gu Fan pressed the play button of the recorder again, and the background music called STAR-SKY sounded again.

The little girl blinked her big eyes: "Dad's hospitality is difficult to resist, and the cute will listen to it." ”

"Child, when you were born, the forest of Twilight Mountain softly called out your name - Gu Meng. Gu Fan began to recite affectionately.

"Child, I proudly watch you grow day by day and become the embodiment of justice. ”

"You have to remember that we have always exercised our power with wisdom, and I am confident that you will use your great power carefully. ”

"But the real victory is the fighting spirit that you inspire in the hearts of the people. One day, my life will come to an end, and you will be crowned king!?

Blue Bee didn't care to continue chasing and killing mosquitoes, she stopped steadily in mid-air, and roared hoarsely: "Long live Your Majesty!"

"Long live the Invincible Dragon!" the red dragon on the bedside table slowed down by half a beat, but also shouted at the top of his voice.

In the roar of the two atmosphere killers, Gu Meng was already rolling on the bed with laughter: "Hahahahaha, Dad's poetry recitation is miserable. But if you treat it as a comedy, the effect is still there. Meng Meng judges are willing to give a three-star praise. ”

"How can this be a farce?" Gu Fan retorted: "I mixed all the things that I thought were the most handsome and showy when I was a child, and then showed them in front of Meng Meng, this is the most serious theatrical performance." Meng Meng can't spoil her father's hard work. ”

"Dad's favorite thing when he was a kid wasn't necessarily Moe's favorite thing. You put together a few completely different things, and you don't necessarily get welcome—" At this point, the little girl suddenly stopped.

Gu Meng is very smart, otherwise she wouldn't have made Gu Fan feel both headache and distress when she saw her.

She immediately understood the meaning of her father's clumsy performance: no matter how good things are, if they are put together randomly, they may not necessarily become better things. The same goes for magic and piano playing.

"It's really hard to be an adult, and you have to beat around the bush to make a sense with Mengmeng. The little girl gave her father a blank look.

"Mengmeng finally understands?" Gu Fan showed a pleased smile: "What Dad wants to say is that there are many kinds of limelight, and ugly hype with bad reviews can also be in the limelight." But my Gu Fan's daughter, do you need to go that way?"

Hearing this, the little girl showed a bright smile: "Is Mom still eavesdropping outside?"

"She wasn't outside the door, and she felt shameless when she saw your father's shameful outfit, so she hid in the bedroom. Speaking of which, Gu Fan seemed to have a taste of pride.

It seems that it can disgust Gu Jiangshuang to the point that it can't be done, and it is also a manifestation of strength and charm.

"You go and call your mother over, Mengmeng has something important to announce now. The little girl urged repeatedly: "I need my mother to be present to testify." ”

It turned out that Gu Fan's disgusting skills were insufficient.

"Mom is here," Hearing her daughter's call, Gu Jiangxian pushed the door in from outside, and she strode to her daughter's side: "What does Mengmeng want to say?"

"There is only one thing that Meng Meng wants to say, now in front of her mother," Gu Meng stood up on the bed, and she asked her father in a dignified tone: "Dad, you tell me the truth, have you ever slept with two women before?"

Hearing her daughter's question, Gu Jiangxian's eyes immediately became sharper than a knife. She looked at the man with a smile: "Big Silver Bull, people are also very curious about this problem." ”

Stinky girl, didn't you just ruin your plan to use magic in public, and you need to dig a hole for your dad like this?

But – is this really a difficult question to answer?

"Don't do bad things for people, and don't be shocked when you knock on the door in the middle of the night. Gu Fan said in a calm tone: "Absolutely not." ”

"Not really. Gu Meng nodded with satisfaction, she turned her head to her mother and said, "According to psychologists, when people are subconsciously nervous and lying, they will consciously repeat the key words in the question. ”

"If Dad replied, "Sleeping with two women?" How could that be? Or, how could I sleep with other women? ”

"Stupid girl," Gu Jiangxian pinched her daughter's face lovingly: "Your parents are super soldiers and super agents." We have all received professional coping techniques that specifically restrain this mental behavior recognition technique. ”

"So dad is lying?" Gu Meng looked at his father with suspicious eyes.

Seeing Gu Fan's annoyance: Stinky girl, I won't tell you, your ice cream tomorrow has been canceled!

"I believe in your father," Gu Jiangxian said in a relaxed tone, "After all, he has the mark I left on his body, specifically targeting the Fox Spirit and Xiao San's Heart Devouring Gu." Dare to touch the old lady's dry food, wait for the wind right away!"

Gu Meng was stunned by her mother's fierce revelations: "There is still this kind of operation? Mom is really good, Mom is invincible!"

Saying that, she turned her head to Gu Fan and smiled and said, "In order to reward Dad's loyalty, give Dad's dream a chance to realize today." Sharing a bed with two beauties, one big and one small, - the cute bed is very big and can squeeze two adults. ”

The little girl patted her bed as she spoke, her tone full of sweetness and longing: "Since the day she was sensible, Mengmeng has been looking forward to sleeping with her parents one day. ”

"Dad sleeps on Mengmeng's left, and Mom sleeps on Mengmeng's right. Meng Meng, who sleeps in the middle, is the happiest child in the world. ”

The couple suddenly stopped talking, and the two looked at each other with a sharp heart, and they both saw a remorseful and self-blaming self in each other's eyes.

Although her daughter is clever and precocious, her desire for parental affection is no different from that of other people's children.

As a parent, this is really a dereliction of duty!

"Tonight, you can go to bed later. Although she didn't hear her parents' answer, Gu Meng was still talking about her thoughts with great interest: "Mengmeng wants to have a meeting with her parents, talk about her parents' shortcomings, and talk about her father's development plan for the Gu family in the next ten years." ”