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Chapter 69 Kung Fu Panda

As soon as Bu Qingyun heard the word "Xuangong", his eyes rolled rapidly, and he had already calculated. He jumped up and shouted in mid-air www.biquge.info "Creekry, Baba change!" As soon as he finished speaking, a huge, fat giant panda landed on a reef not far away.

Yue was curious and couldn't help but be stunned: "Kung Fu Panda Bao?" Long Yumu frowned and asked softly, "Is this cat an old step?"

The panda smiled: "That's right, I'm Po, I'm going to be angry with a new look!" I'm angry, I'm ......" Before he finished speaking, a cannonball burst through the air and hit Po in the chest. He screamed, fell to the ground, and continued: "I threw up!"

Yue was curious and hurriedly said: "Get up quickly, don't lie on the ground, it's easy to catch a cold!"

Ah Bao jumped up and laughed: "Who am I, I am the most powerful cat in the world!" After saying that, he took a step with his right leg, drew half a circle, followed by holding Yuan with both hands, and posed in a Tai Chi pose.

Zhu Youxiao smiled slightly: "It seems that he has learned to calm down, it's amazing, he can be so young." ”

Yue was curious and said angrily: "You little carpenter, you know a fart!"

Zhu Youxiao put his hands behind his back, Shi Shiran paced a step forward, and said, "Carpenters also have ideals. Yue was curious and said coldly: "What ideals can you have?"

Zhu Youxiao replied: "Learn to use a chainsaw and a planer." ”

Yue's curious eyelids fell: "I'm dizzy!"

Zhu Youxiao said: "I also want to make a very big wooden bird, I like birds." I want to fly low like a bird, I want to be like a bird......"

"Die!" Yue curiously bent down and scribbled to the ground, raising his hand and throwing it.

Xiao Xi hurriedly said: "You flash quickly, he threw you!"

Zhu Youxiao smiled: "There is nothing on the deck, there is nothing in his hand at all, I don't flash." As soon as he finished speaking, he was slapped with a leather boot in his face. But Yue was curious and angry, took off his boots, and threw them over.

The barefoot fisherman clapped his hands and laughed: "Okay, yes, yes, let you talk too much, you deserve it!" You are a cheap bone, just a little beaten, just a ......" Before he finished speaking, Yue Yuan slapped him and shouted: "Shut up!"

Suddenly, the cannon roared, and countless cannonballs rained down on the panda Po standing on the reef.

Po smiled slightly, and then slapped, kicked, belly hit, and topped his head. In an instant, the cannonballs in the sky flew upside down like scattered flowers and attacked the enemy ships. Except for the "Yoshino", the rest of the enemy ships were scattered with debris and flames, and they sank to the bottom of the sea.

Yue was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Bao, good job, come on!"

Long Yuyu said softly, "The Yoshino has run away." Yue raised his eyes curiously and snorted: "Do you want to run?"

The barefoot fisherman suddenly said, "The Yoshino didn't run. Yue turned his head to look at it curiously, his brows tightened: "I can't see it anymore, and I still don't run?"

The barefoot fisherman stroked a few yellow whiskers from his chin and said slowly, "From my many years of experience at sea, from the direction in which the Yoshino is heading, it must have gone to a small island. ”

"Certain?" Yue said curiously, "What kind of island?"

"No! it's not the Mystery Island," the barefoot fisherman said, "the Diaoyu Islands of China." ”

"No, absolutely not!" Xiao Xi said solemnly, "On China's territory, robbers are not allowed to spread wild!"

"Well said!" Yue Curious suddenly raised his voice, "Comrades, fire quickly, launch missiles quickly!"

The barefoot fisherman spread his hands and looked embarrassed: "Grandma Tong, uh...... Boss, didn't I already say it, I didn't bring it. ”

Xiaoxi groaned: "Or...... Let's go back and move the rescuers!"

"It's too late. Yue roared curiously, "Give me full horsepower and hit the Yoshino!"

The crowd applauded, and then rowed the fishing boat. Suddenly, there was a whistle ahead.

Yue said angrily: "The little devil is not our opponent, so he wants to overwhelm us in momentum, what a villain!"

Zhu Youxiao said in a deep voice: "You must fight back!"

The barefoot fisherman made a bitter face: "This classmate, are you mistaken? Our boat is not equipped with a siren at all, how can we fight back?"

"No alarms. Long Yuqi smiled slightly, "Let's use singing to extinguish their arrogance!"

Yue Curious frowned and said, "Song, music, can they understand it?" Long Yuyu pursed his lips and smiled: "Don't worry, music knows no borders." ”

The barefoot fisherman laughed and said, "Okay, beauty, let's have a song!"

Long Yuqi smiled: "What song do you want to hear? What song do I want to sing? Is it better to have a sweet song or a love song?"

The barefoot fisherman took the lead and shouted, "Love song!"

"Okay, then I'll have a sweet song. Long Yuxuan lightly opened his lips and sang in rhythm, "One chopstick, easy to break, ten chopsticks, hug tightly into a ......"

At this point, she waved her hand and shouted, "Friends in the distance, friends in the boat, friends in the sea, everyone come together, sing-"

The dozen or so fishermen immediately lined up and shouted in unison: "One plus ten, ten plus hundred, hundreds plus thousands; you add me, I add you, everyone is connected; everyone rows oars and starts the big fishing boat; the wind is roaring, the horses are barking, the Yellow River is roaring, the Yellow River is roaring, defend the Yellow River! Defend North China!"

Ah Bao was also in high spirits, dancing and singing along: "Row, shake, row...... Wait for me!"

Yue turned around curiously and said, "Old Bu, come quickly!"

Ah Bao smiled: "Okay, I'm here!" jumped up, "plopped", fell into the sea, splashing waves.

Suddenly, Xiaoxi screamed: "Don't howl, look at the back, great white shark!"

Her face was pale and trembling, and perhaps she was overly frightened, and she suddenly let out a fart. Everyone looked back and gasped.

A giant white shark the size of a warship had swam closer, its jaws wide open.

Long Yuqi shouted, "It's over, the end of the world has arrived!"

Yue sighed curiously: "It's over, we're going to die in the belly of the fish!"

Zhu Youxiao said in a voice: "It's over, Halley's Comet hit the earth!"

Xiaoxi suddenly thought that she was about to leave this world, but she was still a virgin, and she was unwilling, so she mustered up the courage and said, "Who can let me feel what it's like to be a woman now?"

Yue was about to take a step when he heard this, glanced at Long Yuxuan, and then stopped.

Zhu Youxiao suddenly took off his robe.

When Xiao Xi saw his broad and sturdy man's chest, he couldn't help but hit the deer in his heart. Unexpectedly, Zhu Youxiao slammed his robe to the ground and shouted, "Wash my clothes!"

Suddenly, there was a "boom", and the great white shark exploded to pieces.