With the intervention of the fat man, the funeral was finally done in an orderly manner, the mourning music of the loudspeaker had been played, and the people who invited to help also knew what they were responsible for;

The fat man was born in Mr. Bai Shi, these things are his previous business, and it is natural to do it at this time, and he can say some rules and regulations for each taboo and every point, although there are not many people who are really superstitious in today's society, but there are still the majority of people who would rather believe that they have a mentality of not being credible, so everyone is also "bluffed" deeply and think so, and some old men and old ladies also deliberately talk to the fat man The meaning is self-evident.

Moreover, there may be a little bit of guilt in his heart, the fat man is so dedicated to this funeral in which he also has the intention of making up for it, after all, saying a thousand things and ten thousand, he fat man really did the thing of "seeing death and not saving".

It's just that this guilt is actually nothing, just like the old firefighter could only watch the fire engulf his son;

You're not a god,

As the saying goes, the ascension of a chicken dog to heaven is not suitable for the audience, but since you have fallen into hell, then you can easily drag the whole family to be buried with you, which has to be said to be a kind of black irony, the audience of the radio, and the treatment of civil servants is still not comparable, and the family and relatives are really not stained.

Su Bai and Xie Yu looked a little embarrassed at this time, following the fat man, and the fat man was embarrassed to command them to help with something, so the two of them simply asked for two cups of black tea and a plate of melon seeds in the farmhouse next door.

Across the river is the Big Buddha, sit here knocking melon seeds and drinking tea to see the Big Buddha by the way, it is also quite interesting, the two sides of the Big Buddha are up and down the stone steps, there are quite a lot of tourists, basically they are full, the whole team is moving at a turtle speed. It can take a lot longer to visit the Big Buddha than to wait in line for an event at Shanghai Disneyland.

"Will you call us to eat later?" Xie Yu suddenly asked, knocking on the melon seeds, "The more you swallow these melon seeds, the more hungry you feel." ”

"You go and tell the fat man that you want a few dishes, and ask the chefs to cook them for you. Su Bai glanced at Xie Yu.

"Hey, that's boring, didn't you ask me to beg for a beating?"

"You know it yourself, don't worry, the fat man won't forget about us. Su Bai didn't say a word, although the two of us didn't seem to have anything to do with us.

At this time, there was a taxi carrying a few foreigners over, the foreigners estimated that they were visiting the scenic spot on the other side of the river and found that there was a funeral here, and they were very curious about the customs of rural China, so they deliberately took a taxi around a long distance to see, and also took a camera to take pictures very energetically.

"Foreigners are also idle. Xie Yu stretched, "By the way, you and the fat man have gained a lot from entering the story world this time." ”

"Hehe, luck. ”

"You replied as if I was borrowing money from you. Xie Yu smiled.

At this moment, the fat man who had finished a busy circle walked here, grabbed some melon seeds and knocked them in his hand, and said, "You two go to the opposite scenic spot for a walk, I know a friend who is the director of the scenic spot, and you can do without charging admission fees." ”

Su Bai and Xie Yu didn't know how to answer, if they wanted to go, they could just walk directly across the river, even if they wanted to stand on top of the Buddha's head, no one would be able to stop them.

The fat man seemed to see what they were thinking, sighed and said, "If you play with famous places and historic sites, you have to adjust your mentality well, and when you are an ordinary person, you have to take advantage of your personal favor and get a free ticket to visit it, isn't it also beautiful in your heart?"

"Are you okay?" Su Bai found that something was wrong with the fat man, and this product seemed to be a little more cheerful than when he came by car just now.

"There will be a manager over there who will immediately come to stop and warn about the funeral, and then I may have to leave them to come and kowtow to my aunt, my aunt has lived a cautious life all her life, and now that the people are gone, I have to let her go more beautifully." ”

Su Bai and Xie Yu realized that the fat man wanted to play something out of line, and he didn't want to involve the two of them in the cause and effect, of course, this cause and effect was definitely not as big as Su Bai had killed the audience before, but the fat man wanted to bear it.

Su Bai also knew that it was not suitable for him to say "it is a friend to bear it together" at this time, and it was estimated that the fat man's real purpose was to pay a price for his aunt and receive some punishment, so that he could feel better.

"Come on, let's go shopping as an ordinary person and visit this big Buddha. Su Bai got up and said.

Xie Yu also stood up, since Su Bai didn't plan to join in the fun, he didn't need to say anything, and went directly to drive the car out.

"Have fun. The fat man shouted to Su Bai, who got into the car.

"You too. Su Bai closed the car door.

"I'm a little tired, I said, you don't really want to go into the scenic area and walk slowly like those people. Xie Yu continued while driving, "It does make a lot of sense to look at the scenic spots from the perspective of ordinary people, but now I am also speaking from the perspective of ordinary people, and I think I will be depressed if I line up one by one in a line there." ”

"Okay, let's just buy a ticket for the cruise ship and take the cruise to see outside. ”

"Huh. Xie Yu was obviously satisfied.

When the car came out of Sun Island and drove around to the opposite shore, Xie Yu rolled down the window and pointed to the location of the street on the right: "Granny Ye's cold skewers, it seems to be quite famous in Leshan, can you try it?"

"I still like to eat hot pot, and I also think you can't get used to cold skewers. ”

"Okay, let's get on the boat and take a look around, and I'll try it when I get back." ”

The ferry ticket is 70 yuan per person, Su Bai didn't have cash on him, and the ferry port seemed to be afraid of trouble, so there was a sign with Alipay WeChat and a big red cross painted on it, and finally he paid for the ticket.

"Ordinary people's perspective mentality, you owe me seventy. ”

"Is your head broken?" Su Bai couldn't help but laugh, "I feel like you've suddenly become a little abnormal." ”

"It's the idea, the idea. ”

The two got on the boat and went up the ladder to the second floor, and the tourists were basically on the second floor, because the cruise ship would deliberately drive to the position facing the Big Buddha later, so that tourists could take pictures.

But obviously, although Su Bai and Xie Yu were "driven" out by the fat man to wander around, they were really not so down-to-earth that they kept taking pictures with their mobile phones like the tourists around them, even if they were not listeners, it was estimated that this would not be the case with their personalities.

"It's a matter of philosophy. Xie Yu picked up the stubble just now, "There is no absolutely pure existence in anything, just like many elements in chemistry, they cannot exist in the form of pure bodies under natural conditions, and they need to be purified and prepared by the laboratory."

And people are the same, there is no completely relaxed person in this world, unless he is a fool, you should also know that people at any level will have their own troubles, an ordinary homeless man can be a bed behind his back, but he can't enjoy high-end hotels and other lives that require high consumption to support.

No one who is normally enterprising will ever be in a state of complete purity............"

Su Bai was going to interrupt Xie Yu's words, because he felt that Xie Yu was a little inclined to "gibberish", but soon Su Bai found out that something was wrong, Xie Yu didn't know what stimulation he was in, and seemed to have entered a state of "understanding".

Hey, this Buddha is so spiritual?

No way, although Su Bai said that the relationship with Xie Yu was not as profound as with the fat monk, but in short, people also helped him, since the other party was in this state, he was embarrassed to interrupt, so he could only act as a listener next to him, with Xie Yu's "explanation", and many tourists nearby cast strange glances at Xie Yu, obviously feeling that the head of this man who got on the cruise ship and started to talk about some inexplicable life philosophies seemed to have a bit of a problem.

The more Su Bai listened, the more he understood, the main enhancement of Xie Yu is illusion, and the most basic element of building an illusion is to create an illusion that is enough to pierce the target's mental defense with fake truth, and Xie Yu's words are actually full of a deeper enlightenment and enlightenment of human nature, or rather, it is not purely human nature, but gradually grows up, a bit similar to the worldview.

At this time, the cruise ship has come to the opposite side of the Big Buddha, the tourists around them began to take pictures excitedly, and the speed of Xie Yu's speech began to slow down, but his eyes seemed to be getting brighter and brighter, and in the end, he finished speaking, breathed a sigh of relief, and took two sips of mineral water from a female tourist who was taking pictures next to him.

"Daigo empowerment, Daigo empowerment. After speaking, Xie Yu actually bowed to the Big Buddha, as if he was thanking the Buddha for his kindness.

Su Bai shook his head a little speechlessly, and suddenly said on a whim, "Come, help me take a photo with your great benefactor, oh no, help me take a photo with your great Buddha." ”

"You are a zombie, are you so close to the Big Buddha, aren't you afraid that he will slap you to death?" Although Xie Yu teased, he still picked up his mobile phone and pointed the camera at Su Bai, and at the same time, the distant view also included the Big Buddha.

Su Bai leaned sideways on the railing very casually, but suddenly, the tourists on the cruise ship suddenly heard frightened screams, and there were also screams from the tourists in the Big Buddha Scenic Area on the shore not far away.

Xie Yu, who was looking at the mobile phone camera, only to see the Leshan Giant Buddha behind him actually "weirdly" raised his palm, and with the rolling stones, the Buddha's hand stretched out and slapped towards the boat here.

"Su Bai, ............ you" Xie Yu moved his phone and pointed behind Su Bai.

Su Bai took out a cigarette very indifferently, lit it, and said, "Come on, you just felt it and started experimenting on me, right?" But your illusion is quite realistic, if it weren't for the fact that I knew it was you............

"I didn't do it, it's true, I lied to you, I was raised by you!" Xie Yu shouted directly, he knew that if he didn't let go of this kind of cruel words at this time, Su Bai would definitely not believe it.

"............" Su Bai.