088 Believe in science

After listening to Gu Fan's description of the witch, the old witch and the person in charge insisted that there were no such employees in the playground.

Then the matter is very clear, what Gu Fan and the three of them encountered was a liar who pretended to be an employee and took the opportunity to steal.

Maybe it was because Gu Fan and the others came in early, which disrupted the plan of the fake witch, and she couldn't find the old witch's handbag in the dark compartment.

The old witch held her handbag, thanked Gu Fan and the three of them for a thousand kindnesses, and wanted to calculate it for them for free.

Being fooled by a fake witch from nowhere, it did not affect the interest of Gu Fan and the others. And the old witch in front of him really can't arouse their curiosity about their own fate: your image is so bad, who gave you the courage to collect money?

Gu Fan said a few polite words to her, and then turned around and went out with his daughter's brother-in-law.

COMPARED TO COSPLAY LIKE AN OLD WITCH, GU FAN PREFERS THE APPEARANCE OF A WITCH WHO CHEATS ON HER. It's just that he has a little regret in his heart: how can she be a thief? If she can, Gu Fan hopes to persuade her to stop.

After scanning the playground through video surveillance, Gu Fan saw that the woman pretending to be a witch had left the playground and ran towards the city without looking back.

Forget it, since I didn't steal under Lao Tzu's nose, I don't want to care about the superfluous things.

Gu Fan cleaned up his mood, bowed his head and said to the two little guys: "Next, how about we go to play bungee jumping? That's the real brave game." There aren't many people there right now. ”

"It's great, Moe Meng has wanted to play this game for a long time. Gu Meng cheered happily in his father's arms.

Speaking of this, the little girl glanced at Xiao Hao: "How about it? Do you dare to play this game that Mengmeng likes? If you really don't dare, you can take an ice cream and stand on the side and watch Mengmeng play." ”

The little boy puffed up his chest: "What don't you dare? How could I lose to a girl?"

The jumping platform of the bungee jumping event is on the back of the mountain peak where the roller coaster starts.

Passing through the queue for the roller coaster, you will see a scenic bridge that spans two steep cliffs. The tributaries of the Tagain River flow through the canyon formed by the cliffs.

Walking on the glass deck of the 88-meter-long and eight-meter-wide scenic bridge, you can see the deep green water of the turquoise stream when you look down. Even if you don't have a fear of heights, you still feel terrified when you stand in this place.

After all, there is a full 126 meters from the bridge deck to the water. In case you fall, you will only have six seconds to recall your life.

The bungee jumping platform is in the middle of the scenic bridge.

Walking on the glass bridge with trepidation, Xiao Hao muttered: "First of all, I'm really not afraid." ”

He hesitated and said to Gu Fan: "Brother-in-law, is the game of bungee jumping safe?"

"Of course it's safe!" the little girl raised her hand and replied, "Bungee jumping is less dangerous than flying." This is what Dad told Mengmeng. ”

"Although this bridge is eighty-eight meters long, the position of the jump in the middle is forty-four from any way. But you have to believe in science, don't be superstitious. ”

Through Gu Meng's kind explanation, Xiao Hao's face turned half white: "Hmph-I, I won't believe this kind of nonsense." Even if the rope breaks, you can't die if you fall into the water. ”

The little girl shook her head with regret, she pointed to the speedboat shuttling back and forth in the river under her feet: "Mengmeng has told you several times, bungee jumping is really safe." Do you see the boat underneath? It's specifically for the purpose of fishing for corpses. ”

"You win, I don't play bungee jumping. Under Gu Menglian's intimidation, Xiao Hao finally retreated.

The little uncle's retreat did not change Gu Meng's resignation, and she still said to her father unrelentingly: "Dad, Dad, don't teach Xiao Hao martial arts, he doesn't even have the courage to jump the gee jump In the future, if you practice martial arts well, you will also be a traitor when you go to the battlefield. ”

"How can these two things be said together?" Xiao Hao said urgently: "Who said that I don't have the courage to challenge bungee jumping, I'll go now!"

After making the menacing declaration, he walked away with his head held high.

After a while, Xiao Hao walked back with a relaxed step: "They said that guests under the age of sixteen will not be accepted." I'm too young to bungee jump. ”

"And this kind of request, doesn't that mean that Mengmeng has to wait for another eleven years?" Gu Meng showed a disappointed look on her face, and her eyes suddenly rolled: "Dad will take Mengmeng to jump together, right? ”

"It's not so easy? They can't afford to be held accountable if something happens. Gu Fan didn't expect that there would be an age limit for bungee jumping, so he had to comfort his daughter: "Do you want Dad to build a trampoline bungee jumping two-in-one at home first, and you can play an enhanced version of Jumping Music at home first?"

The little girl had no choice but to turn her gaze to Xiao Hao: "How long does it take for my grandfather to buy the bungee jumping project in the downstream playground as quickly as possible?"

"Even if Dad has money, he won't use the money to buy this. Xiao Hao shook his head, "He is very strict with our discipline, and he will never condone the Xiao family to spend money indiscriminately. Last time, he also told me that in the future, I will earn my own money to buy a house and get married. ”

"Even if I save enough money for a year to buy a bathroom, I have to save my own money to buy a house. ”

Gu Meng nodded sympathetically: "It doesn't matter, if you can buy a bathroom with a year's worth of money." If you save ten years, you can buy ten toilets, and ten toilets can be used to form a public toilet for external fees. With your own efforts, you can become the director of the toilet in ten years. ”

"Meng Meng finally understands why the witch said that you will have four wives in the future. Because in addition to the place to collect money at the door, there are just four squatting positions for men and women in the public toilet. Even if you find an extra wife, there will not be enough place to go to the toilet when you get up in the morning. ”

"The size of your toilet determines the number of wives you have. That's right, it's scientific and reasonable. ”

Gu Fan shook his head helplessly: My girl must have a poisonous tongue talent, and her complaint is simply burping.

In order to appease her daughter's resentment that she couldn't bungee jump, Gu Fan had to divert her attention: "Mengmeng, let's go play something else, there are still a lot of interesting things in the playground." ”

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At seven o'clock in the evening, the top floor of the Chongyue Group Building, Xiaojia Garden.

In order to thank Gu Fan for taking Xiao Hao to the carnival, Xiao Bailang specially prepared a family banquet to entertain Gu Fan's family.

After eating, the family sat in the living room and chatted, listening to Xiao Hao tell what he had seen and heard today.

"Hahahaha" Listening to Xiao Hao's relaying of the little girl's complaint about the toilet, Xiao Bailang laughed breathlessly: "Mengmeng, she really said that?"

Xiao Hao nodded without hesitation: "That's what I said." ”

Gu Jiangxian picked up her daughter with some embarrassment: "Mengmeng, how can you joke with your uncle, it's not like a word at all." ”

"Meng Meng is just telling the truth," the little girl was still unconvinced: "Ten bathrooms combined, it is a paid public toilet." There's nothing wrong with the cute arithmetic. ”

The woman did not pursue Gu Meng's brain hole, and instead complained to Gu Fan: "It's all your fault that your daughter will become like this." ”

Xiao Bailang smiled and relieved the siege: "Hey, it's not right for you to say that, Jiangshuang." Meng Meng is still a child, and she doesn't know what an analogy is. Besides, she wasn't wrong. I have high hopes for Xiao Hao. ”

"Xiao Hao, you have to remember that if you don't work hard enough, maybe you can only be the director of the toilet in the future. It's not a joke – when you're an adult, your dad will hold you to the strictest standards. ”

"I think it's good to be the director. Xiao Hao said with a sad face: "I don't want to be busy every day like my two sisters." Dad, you see, Sister Xue hasn't come back yet. It's so hard to live like him. I still envy my brother-in-law's life as a full-time dad. ”

Xiao Bailang glared at his son angrily: "Little rabbit cub, do you think your brother-in-law's peaceful life is so easy?

"Speaking of Sister Yingxue," Gu Jiangxian picked up her mobile phone and dialed: "What has Sister Yingxue been busy with lately? I don't even have time to go home for dinner?" ”

"Sister, where are you?" The phone was quickly connected, and Gu Jiangxian said with a smile.

"What?" I don't know what was said over there, the woman's face suddenly became serious: "Someone saw the Chongshang Hotel haunted?"