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Chapter 87: Fool's Village

After a while, everyone returned to the Dragon Gate Inn from the tunnel. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Long Yuxian sat down at the dinner table, stretched his waist, and said, "Hey, where are Xiaoxi and Zhu Youxiao?"

Sister Feng also frowned: "When I walked towards the tunnel, I saw them running towards here with ten fingers clasped, how could they not see a person?"

"It's obvious," Bu Qingyun smiled, "they must have gone to cheat together, and we'll ...... Shall we go?"

"Okay. Long Yuyan smiled, "Brother Yue, let's go, let's go, you go, I'll go, wow......"

"Hey, where are you going?" Bu Qingyun interjected.

Long Yuyu said: "You don't need to ask, of course you went to my house, is it possible to go to Brother Yue's house?"

Yue smiled curiously: "Yes, on the day we get married, I hope you can come and have a cup of happy wine!"

"Okay, definitely!" Sister Feng grabbed Bu Qingyun's neck, her face full of spring breeze, "Then we must go to the cave room." ”

The two walked out of the inn, and Long Yuji suddenly said, "Why are those Jinyi Wei masters gone?"

Yue Qian sighed slightly, and said, "They may have left in a hurry, or they may go home for dinner." ”

"Wrong. Long Yuji said, "This is called a son of heaven and a courtier, the tree falls and scatters, and the earth is white, it's so clean!"

At this time, Sister Feng turned her head to look at the empty hall, and said with a red face: "Official, there are only two of you and me left here, I ...... it."

"What do you say, boss!" the leprosy young man suddenly came over, "and me, if it weren't for me, you would have to be a widow!"

Sister Feng didn't say a word, picked up a chair, and smashed it down on the young man's leprosy head with her head covered with her head covered.

There was a "bang", and the chair shattered to the ground. The young man rolled his eyes and fainted. There was a hole in his head for dysentery, and blood was pouring from there.

Sister Feng straightened her clothes and said softly: "Official, this time there are only you and me left here, let's also cave the room, okay?"

Bu Qingyun was obviously stunned: "We are not married yet, how can it be called a cave house, you are really uneducated!"

Sister Feng muttered, "Then ...... Just come on, right?"

Bu Qingyun was stunned again: "What's coming?"

Sister Feng glanced at him and said coquettishly: "It's really yours! Lonely men and widows, what else can come, don't you want to?"

Bu Qingyun said: "I want to, but not yet." ”

Sister Feng was puzzled and said, "No, what's wrong?"

"It's swollen!" Bu Qingyun grimaced, "I was kicked by that guy's tongue, I'm afraid I'll have to recuperate for a few days!"

Sister Feng looked depressed: "Alas, it's wasted!"

Bu Qingyun hurriedly said: "It's not wasted, I think it's okay to repair it." ”

Sister Feng hurriedly said: "You hurry up to Chenjia Village, three hundred and sixty-five miles away, to find a blacksmith surnamed Feng, hurry!"

"Obey!" Bu Qingyun sighed, "Eldest sister, I am made of meat, not iron, and I have to be healed." ”

Sister Feng's eyes rolled, and she said, "You immediately go to the central clinic of Fool's Village, which is three hundred and sixty-five zhang away, to find a divine doctor surnamed Lei, go!"

Bu Qingyun's eyes immediately lit up: "But the famous Thunder God Doctor?" Sister Feng said: "Yes, go!" Bu Qingyun said happily: "I'll go!" Sister Feng waved her hand: "Go you!"

Out of the inn, Sister Feng stood against the door, and said affectionately: "Official, send you a thousand miles, you must say goodbye in the end, you take care of yourself!"

Bu Qingyun hugged his fists: "Don't worry, I will cherish myself more in the days without you." ”

Sister Feng said faintly: "When will you come back?" Bu Qingyun said: "I think it will be about winter." ”

Sister Feng was stunned: "It's winter at the moment, you give me a good word!" Bu Qingyun muttered: "Maybe it will be in the spring." ”

"In the spring?" Sister Feng looked at the back of Bu Qingyun running away, suddenly waved her sleeves, twisted her body, and danced Jackson's mechanical dance, singing while dancing, "The warm spring breeze blows in the face, the peach blossoms bloom, and the birds on the trees are in pairs...... I'm here waiting for you to come back, waiting for you to come back and taste the hometown food......"

Suddenly, Sister Feng stopped singing and dancing, as if she suddenly remembered something, she turned around and ran upstairs, shouting as she ran: "Dear leprosy, you are still useful, hold on, you can't die for the time being!"

After walking dozens of steps, Long Yuxuan suddenly let out an "ouch" and sat on the ground.

Yue said curiously and with concern: "What are you doing, scare me!" Long Yuqi was startled by his words, and whispered, "My foot is twisted." ”

Yue curiously sighed and shook his head, squatted down, roughly removed the jade skin's shoes and socks, and gently rubbed her ankles.

Yuqi smiled sweetly: "Brother Yue, you are so nice!"

Yue nodded curiously and frantically kissed her perfect and injured jade feet.

Yuqi smiled coldly: "Brother Yue, you are true!"

Yue said angrily: "Your feet are so beautiful, I can't help but want to kiss your thighs, I can't stand it!"

"Someone's coming!" a shrill voice suddenly sounded.

Yue was curious, Huo Ran raised his head, frowned, and said, "Old step?"

The person who came was Bu Qingyun, and he smiled slightly: "It seems that there is no rift between you." ”

Yue said curiously: "Of course. ”

"That's good. Bu Qingyun pulled Yue Qian and walked away a few steps, his two fingers rubbing constantly.

Yue Curious frowned, "What are you going to do?" Bu Qingyun said: "Now that the two of you can be together, you have to express it." ”

Yue curiously waved his hand: "I said it a long time ago, it's not a thing." ”

Bu Qingyun said: "Then you can give the money quickly!"

Yue was curious and said angrily: "It's not a matter anymore, how can I give you money, are you stupid?"

"I'm not afraid of this kid slamming the door, hum, if I can match the two of them, I can defeat them both. Thinking of this, Bu Qingyun said, "Lao Yue, it's all my fault, it's all my fault that I didn't tell you a piece of news!"

Yue was curious: "What's the matter?"

Bu Qingyun said softly: "Miss Long...... It's dangerous there, fangs!"

Yue Qian's gaze froze, and his face froze, like a wooden man.

After waiting for a while, he didn't see any moves, Bu Qingyun's eyes rolled, and he walked towards Long Yuxian again.

As soon as Long Yuxian stood up, Bu Qingyun rushed to the front with an arrow step. Long Yusheng was taken aback, and quickly covered his chest: "What are you going to do?"

Bu Qingyun sighed: "Blame me for this!"

Long Yuyan trembled: "As long as you ...... If you don't do anything to me, I will forgive you. ”

Bu Qingyun suddenly took a step forward and grabbed Long Yuxian's arm tightly.

Long Yuyu said angrily: "What are you doing, you hurt me!" Bu Qingyun let go of his hand and smiled bitterly: "It's my fault, I forgot." ”

Long Yuyu sighed: "Forget it, it's all over." Bu Qingyun said: "No! ”

Long Yuqi was shocked: "You...... What else do you want?" Bu Qingyun lowered his voice and said, "I forgot to tell you a big secret!"

"Secret?" said Long Yuyan, "What's the good thing?"

Bu Qingyun smacked his lips: "It's not a good thing." Girl, don't hide it, Lao Yue...... Thighs are so thick!"

Long Yuyan lost his voice and said, "Thighs?"

Bu Qingyun looked up to the sky and snorted, "To be exact, it's as thick as a knee." ”

Long Yu's mouth opened wide, and he froze: "You...... You didn't lie to me?" Bu Qingyun shouted: "Lie to you that you are a puppy!"

Long Yuxian suddenly blushed his cheeks, and raised his hand to poke his finger: "You...... How do you know?"

Bu Qingyun said indifferently: "It's very simple, once when he went to the thatched house, I peeked at it." ”

Long Yuyu froze for a moment, and his teeth rattled: "Bah...... Yikes...... Babbling ......"

Yue Curious frowned when he heard this: "Jade Skin, on such a cold day, are you still afraid of the cold?"

Bu Qingyun said: "Of course she's cold, uh...... She wasn't cold, she was apprehensive. Lao Yue, don't you want to break up with her?"

"Break up?" Yue said angrily, "What do you want to do?"

"Alas, this trick doesn't work, they're too rude!" With a thought, Bu Qingyun snorted, "Don't hide it, I want to find a divine doctor surnamed Lei, this person is commonly known as the Thunder Divine Doctor." I ......"

"I'll go with you!" Yue said curiously.

The three of them crossed the mountains and mountains, and ran wildly intermittently, until the evening, when they arrived at the Fool's Village.

Long Yujian took out a handkerchief and couldn't stop wiping his sweat, and sighed: "I didn't expect this doctor surnamed Lei to live in such a hidden place, a distance of only a few hundred zhang, and he walked for such a long time!"

Bu Qingyun smiled: "We almost circled around Hangzhou City, at least dozens of miles, but in fact, we didn't walk slowly." ”

"Dozens of miles?" Yue was stunned, "Didn't you say that it was only three hundred and sixty-five zhang?"

Bu Qingyun smiled: "I'm sorry, I don't know the way." ”

When I opened the wooden door of the central clinic, I saw an old man in ragged clothes and a gray beard sitting on a futon and tinkering with herbs.

The house was full of herbs, some of them had dried up, some of them had just been picked, and they exuded a strong pungent smell of herbs and a refreshing fragrance of flowers, and in the corner of the wall were a large bundle of fiery roses, nine hundred and ninety-nine.

Long Yuqi clapped his hands and shouted, "Wow, there are so many roses." Yue smiled curiously, "Do you like it?" Long Yuxuan pursed his lips and said, "I like it." Yue said curiously: "This is what I gave you." ”

"Nonsense! This is my rose, this is all I have, whoever dares to touch it, I will fight with him!" the old man stood up abruptly.

Long Yuqi stuck out his tongue, and then knocked on the door: "Is there anyone at home?" The old man said coldly: "What do you say?" Long Yuyu said timidly: "You...... Are you the Thor Doctor?"

The old man laughed: "My surname is Lei." Hey, miss, judging by your face, you have a gynecological disease!"

Long Yujian couldn't help but be stunned: "Gynecology?"

Doctor Lei Shen said: "Please believe me, I have been seeing gynecology since I was six years old, and I have never missed a pregnancy, and my medical skills are very exquisite." Miss, are you urinating normally?"

Before Long Yuxian could speak, he heard Doctor Thunder's urgent voice: "Quick, take off your pants!"

Long Yujian hurriedly said: "Doctor, I don't see a doctor. Bu Qingyun smiled: "Doctor Lei, I'm sick." ”

Hearing this, Doctor Thunder looked at Bu Qingyun, with a stupid expression, and said, "That...... Stretch out your hand. ”

Long Yuxuan pursed his lips and muttered in a low voice: "What about the miracle doctor, what era is it and still the pulse, not even color ultrasound, it is irregular at first glance!"

Doctor Lei looked at Bu Qingyun's palm, smacked his lips and said: "Young man, judging from your palmistry, your lifeline is very long and ruddy, which means that you have a long life, at least live to be over thirty years old......;

"I'm not asking you for a fortune teller. Bu Qingyun shouted, "I'm sick!"

Doctor Lei Shen said: "Don't worry, your kidneys are normal, you ......" Before he finished speaking, Bu Qingyun took off his pants.

Doctor Lei looked at it and gasped: "Is it swollen?"

Bu Qingyun had a bitter face: "It's very uncomfortable!" Thunder God Doctor muttered: "This is a blunt object, the situation is very serious!"

"I know," Bu Qingyun sighed, "it was hit by the tongue of the white snake. The doctor told me that I had to have surgery to cut it out, and I ......"

"Don't listen to their nonsense! Western doctors use knives at every turn, they are bloody, I despise them!" Doctor Lei said, slowly picked up a large bag of herbs from the ground, threw it to Bu Qingyun, and said, "Take it, one pack at a time, three times a day, take it after meals, remember to take it with boiling water." ”

"It's saved, I'm still a man, it's great!" Bu Qingyun took the herb and ran out with joy.

Yue was curious and suddenly said, "Doctor Lei, is he really saved?"

Doctor Thunder smiled: "Yes, after taking my medicine, within three days, his guy fell off by himself, and he didn't need surgery at all." ”

Yue was stunned for a moment: "Isn't there a better way?" Doctor Lei Shen also seemed to be stunned, and said, "What do you mean?"

Yue was curious: "Can you find a way to keep his ......?"

Doctor Thunder muttered: "If you want to die, you won't have a crotch, and if you want a crotch, you won't have a life." Young man, do you want your life, or do you want your crotch?"

Yue thought about it curiously, and hugged his fists: "Thank you!" After saying that, he walked out hand in hand with Long Yuxuan.

"It seems that the hip shaft is still useful, but it's a pity that I ...... Alas, it's old, it's sad!" Doctor Thunder was sad for a while, and suddenly shouted, "Hey, you haven't given the silver yet, come back quickly!"