Chapter 31: Misidentification
Some distance above her head, the fat aunt wore a cold smile, stepping on the armpit of the mushroom Lori's arm with one foot and her fingers with the other. And she was already angry, the whites of her eyes also turned up, and people looked like she was dying.
A miserable cry came into An Xiaoqi's ears through the tunnel, and the scene shook, and it seemed to be in a trance for a while.
It was a foggy morning, and a light rain was falling down on the ground like silk, and there was a taste of breakfast in it....
Fuck memories! Fuck and muffle to cultivate immortals! I'm not a fairy now! I'm just a mortal! I want to save them, I have to go now! I can't wait a minute! It's a big deal to die together! It's better than living a life of grievance!
A holy light seemed to be sprinkled on An Xiaoqi's body, the evening drum and morning bell echoed in his heart, the light sprinkled every corner of his chest, he had never felt so open-minded and comfortable, his heart was peaceful and bright, and his body seemed to be a little lighter. Master's last words echoed in my ears: "Remember! Don't bend your heart. ”
He didn't hesitate any longer, stood up and raised his hand to flip the bracket, and the entrance to the tunnel opened with a soft click. He rolled up his robe, propped his hands on, and went up to the ground, feeling the day he hadn't seen for a long time. Then the entrance to the cave sounded again, and the tunnel was closed again, and the unconscious mushroom girl and the darkness remained in the tunnel.
An Xiaoqi, who was standing on the ground, didn't take much eyesight to see the situation in front of him clearly. There were only a few piles of smoking ruins and ashes left from the houses just now, and the buildings were reduced to a white ground. On the ground are a large number of ripe or unripe mushroom corpses, mixed with various colors, painted all over the ground. The smell of burning protein, the strong smell of blood, and the indescribable sweet smell all combined to form an indescribable strange smell that made people almost vomit. Even the air turned gray and gray for some reason.
Dozens of steps away from An Xiaoqi, the smoke was still filling, and in the smoke, several figures were there. An Xiaoqi endured the severe pain in his back, and eagerly sprinted a few steps, as if coming from outside the sky, and stood in front of the human being in just a moment.
What catches my eye is two human beings - really human, similar to myself, no mushroom hat, hands, feet and a head, biological DNA should be more than 99% similar, anyway, to the naked eye it is an ordinary Caucasia. An aunt with a fat waist and a woman with a long bow on her back and a hooked nose, these two middle-aged women are wearing tight leather clothes, their faces are full of fierce faces, and they are not good people in terms of appearance and appearance, and they have already been nailed to death after listening to the conversation for a long time before! What is even more odious is that at this moment, the fat aunt is holding a long sword, making a gesture to stab into the throat of the mushroom Lori, and its situation is very dangerous.
"Stop! Don't touch her! Kind of cut me! Haven't you heard of respecting the old and loving the young?"
Seeing An Xiaoqi walking over in a tattered cloak, the two were stunned for a moment and stared at him. After a moment, the aunt put down her sword and showed an expression of ecstasy. The frenzied look on their faces seemed to be not An Xiaoqi, but God came to them, and the light reflected in their eyes, full of unbelievable happiness, almost made An Xiaoqi hallucinate, as if he was no longer a human being, but a walking check—of course, what he thought was indeed quite close to the truth.
glanced at the mushroom brothers and sisters lying on the ground, which made An Xiaoqi's heart twitch: It's over, it's still too late, I'm afraid there will be more than lucky. He turned his head and stared at the two middle-aged women, with a disgusted expression on his lips, and even more without kindness when he opened his mouth.
"Are you wearing this to tell me about the beauty of youth and the cruelty of time? By the way, I personally don't like succulents at all. ”
"And you, in addition to the hooked nose, you can also glue hair, so that COS is more like. Of course it's nice to be alive, but for the sake of these two poor mushroom boys, in order to save your vanished humanity, can't you sacrifice a little and strangle yourself with a bowstring?"
The aunt put down the giant sword in her hand and looked at the witch blankly, she was greeted by even more confused eyes, and the atmosphere of ecstasy calmed down - it was a shame that they couldn't understand, otherwise no check would save Xiao Qi's life.
"This is not the lingua franca of the human race, is it, could it be the native language of the mushroom tribe that the Yan people learned in the E3002 continent?
The hooked nose was even more incomprehensible than her, and her eyes were about to narrow into a line: "This is Young Master Cromwell of the Black Lark Family? ”
Aunt Linde's bloated facial features are all crowded together, and she has never struggled so hard in her life. She looked at it carefully for a long time, and then nodded uncertainly: "It should be, right? Age, figure, race, and appearance, all match, who else can he have? It's just that the slut who eloped with him, where did he go?"
Khan, An Xiaoqi is sweating. How determined he was to stand up for justice, and now he is going to fill him with face blindness. When it comes to face blindness, it is true that white people look the same way as yellow people, yellow people look the same way as white people, and even less black people, they look the same way: the same black.
Is he so similar to the boy who hanged himself? It seems that there are really three points of similarity, like counting the third hair from the left to the right. Forget it, you say yes, and the rest of the days, you can just be happy.
An Xiaoqi thought to himself, he was a plain and peaceful person. He had never hated anyone else like this, not even his garbage adoptive father! These two scumbags, what they did, they really deserve to die!
The only pity is that he doesn't have the ability to do the right thing for heaven: the two evil women in front of him are obviously not idle people! The combat power is far above him.
There is no need to fight, and I go up to fight to the death, I am afraid that it is just a reinterpretation of the words "mantis arm blocking the car" and "mayfly shaking the tree", which will not help.
"There's no way, let's make a shady move! Let you know what a righteous old yin beep is!"
An Xiaoqi's eyes stared at the two human women, and his heart was uncertain. His hands retracted into his sleeves without a trace, and he touched the two leaf bags hidden in the big sleeves of the wide robe, and secretly made up his mind.
The wrapping of these two leaves is the harvest he has obtained all the way from the forest.
One of them is wrapped in a large bag of cordyceps, this thing does not need to be explained, everyone knows that it is worth a lot; when An Xiaoqi sees such a good thing, how can he not dig up a big bag? It's just that it is useless against the enemy at the moment, and he can't take it out to honor the two women and wish them good health and happy work, right?
The other small bag is different, it contains some gray spore powder, which is also An Xiaoqi's hole card at the moment.
It was a fungus plucked from a forest of mushrooms covered with bones and fog. That mushroom forest, even those giant beasts have to be bypassed, and its poison is self-evidently strong. He selected some of the largest toadstools and broke them, crushed them and ground them into powder, ready to use them for self-defense. It's time to take it out and use it!
Let's say that in front of him, An Xiaoqi moved with his hands behind his back, as if he was inadvertently walking farther, but in fact, he was leading them away from the mushroom brothers and sisters, so as not to poison them. In order to distract the attention of the two, they also said some aimless nonsense that made people scratch their heads.
"Life is not only about poetry and distance, but also about what is in front of you. I can't beat you right now, but I can kill you, isn't it cool?"
"So I'm your long-lost Master Cromwell, but can I change my name? ”
"Why haven't you fallen yet? The powder is damp, and it's expired?"
Even though the other party didn't understand Chinese, he even said what he thought in his heart directly. But he ignored one point, they were already extraordinary, and they had just taken the antidote, and the poison resistance of these two women was obviously amazingly high. The pale red spores scattered in the air, although tasteless, are also useless. Not only the two of her, but even the young brother of the mushroom clan who fell to the ground didn't react much—of course, it may also be that they can't react anymore.
The powder in the sleeve was swept clean, and only a leaf remained, and the two women were still indifferent, and even had time to chat.
"Linde, where do you say he was hiding? Could that slut be in ambush at this moment, ready to come out and kill us by surprise? Why else would Cromwell lead us back and forth? ”
"Don't think about it, maybe they're separated, and Cromwell is stalling for the woman to find him. But I hope that woman has a brain and doesn't show up again. No matter how cheap she is, she is also a third-level swordsman, and her strength is slightly stronger than ours, so it will be troublesome to really fight, so hurry up and take him away. ”
"Don't go so fast, I've worked hard all the way, let's make a little game, hehehe. ”
After laughing a few times, the hook-nosed monster pointed to the mushroom brothers and sisters lying in the distance, and said to him with a smile: "I know, you can't stand up because you can't see me torturing them—men are so soft-hearted." Now I'm going to give you a chance to save one of them, and I'll spare his life and kill only the one who you choose. It's very benevolent and fair, one life for another, and there will always be a mushroom life that will be saved because of you. ”
Why are there so many injustices in the world? An Xiaoqi closed his eyes in pain, he clearly knew that Eagle Hooknose was playing tricks on him: she would not let go of her younger brother at all! Moreover, as far as the injuries of the two mushroom people were concerned, even if they tried their best to rescue them, they would probably not be able to save them, let alone the current situation.
"You scumbag with no limit! I'll choose you to die!"