040 Family education
When Gu Fan returned home, it was already half past six in the afternoon.
"Dad worked hard. The little girl stood at the door waiting for her father, and she held a cup of tea in her hand and held it high at her father: "Come, have a cup of tea first." ”
Facing her filial daughter, Gu Fan accepted her daughter's condolences with a smile: "Mengmeng knows how to feel sorry for her father, it's amazing." ”
Gu Fan first built a small repository in his body to simulate the human gastrointestinal system, and then drank the tea.
According to the system analysis, the daughter put some milk in the tea, which is still a cup of milk tea.
"Mengmeng, you actually know how to make milk tea?" Gu Fan praised his daughter and said, "Oh, it's not bad." My daughter's craftsmanship is awesome. ”
The little girl held her head high and said, "This cup of milk tea is specially prepared by Mengmeng." In order to prepare this cup of milk tea, Meng Meng worked hard to study the milk tea process, and especially developed the light-speed heating method and supercooling quick-freezing method for her father. ”
Heating at the speed of light, supercooling and quick freezing?
These two terms made Gu Fan feel a little bad, and he hurriedly bypassed his daughter, who was talking about it, and walked into his living room.
"Oh my God," seeing the appearance of the living room, Gu Fan couldn't help but exclaim: "Our family has been robbed?"
The living room of the Gu family is not large, except for a few solid wood sofas, solid wood coffee tables and TV cabinets, which constitute the basic furnishings in the living room. At least before Gu Fan went out, he remembered that this was the case at home.
Now in this living room, the solid wood sofa and coffee table are divided into seven or eight pieces, and the pieces are scattered everywhere. On the fracture of each fragment, there are traces of jet-black carbonization.
The walls were crisscrossed with scratches, and visible burn marks could be seen on the scratches.
"Mengmeng" Gu Fan stopped his daughter who was tiptoeing to slip away, grabbed her by the collar and picked her up, and held her in his arms: "Can you tell Dad, when I was at home, what happened here?"
"Dad may not believe it, but it is the hand that moves the table first. Gu Meng explained softly, her eyes laughing like a crescent moon.
Daddy's subconscious action of holding her in his arms has already made the little guy guess that she will not be punished, and she immediately began to shirk her responsibility: "Dad's kick to kick the villain is so handsome, so Mengmeng can't help but want to be a heroine." ”
Gu Fan scratched his daughter's pretty nose: "Forget it, girl, you don't have an objective word in your mouth." I'd better go to the Red Dragon Blue Bee to read the details. ”
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Time goes back an hour ago.
After watching Gu Fan's performance, the little girl was so excited that she danced in the living room. When she was happy, she even turned on the anti-gravity device and played Hop Hop at home.
"Look at the light skills of the cute woman, hey-ha-"
The red dragon and blue bee watched the little girl jump up and down, and wanted to stop it, Her Royal Highness the princess might not listen. If you don't stop it, I feel that this is against Gu Fan's entrustment, and if she hits the wall and is injured, she will not be able to escape the blame.
"If only I could fly in the air all the time," after jumping for more than half an hour, the little girl wiped the sweat on her head: "Mengmeng is too tired to jump." ”
Hearing Gu Meng's request, Blue Bee immediately put forward a new suggestion: "Your Royal Highness, regarding the issue of continuous flight, my subordinates have a good suggestion. ”
After a simple transformation, part of the Red Dragon and Blue Bee's body was combined into two thrusters, which were attached to Gu Meng's lower back.
Because there are anti-gravity devices at work, the two thrusters don't need to provide much thrust. As a result, the thrusters are motor-driven jets instead of turbojet engines with combustion afterburner.
"Oh oh oh, the cute woman is flying. With two "high-power electric fans" tied behind her, she easily realized her dream of flying.
She began to scream and walk around the room.
After flying for a while, Gu Meng was still not satisfied: "It's not interesting just to fly, Mengmeng still needs two swords." ”
Faced with their daughter's request, the red dragon and blue bee were in a dilemma: there were not many nanoworms left in their bodies, which was no longer enough to form two swords.
What should I do when the materials are insufficient? This question is not difficult for the red dragon and blue bee, so they simply form two lightsabers, so that the little girl completely understands what is called Jedi Woman cute.
The heroine with a lightsaber in her hand is cute, completely releasing the playful nature in her heart.
In order to test the power of the weapon in her hand, she was like all bear children - well, not just bear children, but all children. Experimenting with furniture and appliances is the first step for children to explore the world.
It's normal to dismantle a toy, a watch or a TV or something. (When I was five or six years old, I soaked a mechanical watch movement and sand in water for N days.) As for what I was researching back then, I don't remember it at all. )
"My daughter is not yet five years old, so you let her play with high-power plasma weapons?" After reading the report of the red dragon and blue bee, Gu Fan couldn't help but shout: "What if she hurts herself?"
Blue Bee explained solemnly: "Your Majesty, please rest assured, the weapons composed of subordinates are all equipped with dangerous self-inspection procedures. If the damage trajectory determines that the blade may cause damage to Her Royal Highness, the program will take protective measures within a thousandth of a second, so that the weapon loses its original damage ability. ”
The red dragon retorted on the side: "Nonsense, when Her Royal Highness the princess danced the sword, you almost hurt me several times. Let's say you have a self-test, so why doesn't the hazard self-test work for me?"
"Hehe, are you embarrassed to ask me why my program doesn't work for you, don't you have a little bit of pressure in mind?"
"Alright, alright, don't swear in front of my daughter. Gu Fan hurriedly stopped the two guys who were going to tear it apart.
"Now I declare that the mystery has finally been uncovered by me, and there is always only one truth. Bet on the name of my daughter Gu Meng," Speaking of this, Gu Fan glared at the daughter in his arms: "The furniture was damaged by the lightsaber that the red dragon and blue bee turned into, and the red dragon and blue bee need to be mainly responsible!"
"Ahh
Fortunately, Gu Fan has supreme authority in the logical program of the nanoworms, and is the god of faith and the supreme leader of the nanoworm swarm. If you are a human being, if you encounter such unfair treatment, it will probably be a rebellion.
Gu Meng raised her head from her father's arms in surprise: "Eh, why does Dad blame the red dragon and blue bee? The person who destroyed the furniture is obviously me?"
"They are your guards and are responsible for your personal safety. At the same time, it is also an obligation to remind you of what you can and cannot do. Gu Fan raised his face and said solemnly: "Not only did they not stop you from coming nonsense, but they also instigated you to use powerful power to mess around at will, which is the biggest mistake they made." ”
Gu Fan's words were just to tell his daughter in a roundabout way.
In the Gu family, the method of directly training their daughter will not work. With Gu Meng's cleverness, he may not accept it with an open mind, and maybe he will make up a bunch of crooked reasoning. Only when she felt guilty could she heed her father's warnings.
Although Gu Meng is eccentric, she is still a kind little girl in essence, and she will not watch the red dragon and blue bee be punished instead of herself.
"Dad, Mengmeng knows it's wrong. The little girl stretched out her hand and pulled her father's clothes, and looked at her father with a pleading face: "Mengmeng's mistakes, Mengmeng will bear them herself." Daddy, don't punish the red dragon and the blue bee, okay? They're cute and cute's best friends. ”