"Alas...... is also the Chaoyang masses of Jingbei Xiaoye, why does Hu Xiaoye sleep on the street when he sees it, and Da Zhang Wei is so prosperous. ”

Hu Bugui sighed and looked at the concert flyer in his hand that had just been distributed by his little sister.

Generally speaking, the concert leaflet is the time, people, and place, and then put the artist's refined beautiful photos, the more dazzling the typesetting, the better.

And Da Zhang Wei's concert flyer is really fresh and refined, different from those bewitching sluts outside. The black and white words are simple and unpretentious, and if you don't pay attention to it, it can easily be regarded as a small advertisement that is called a cure for incurable diseases.

The well-known old Chinese medicine doctor Da Zhang Wei

The expert outpatient clinic is effective, and the treatment is not satisfied

It is effective on the same day, and the cure, radical cure, and stable will never recur

Electronic music rock, cross talk sketches, magic acrobatics, opera double reeds

It specializes in the treatment of intermittent nose hair knots, persistent Beijing paralysis, fancy flat five consecutive falls, leopard green tea obsessive-compulsive disorder

Special note: Fresh meat experts sit for consultation, and the cure rate reaches 100%, and this advertisement is effective for a long time

Men don't lose their kidneys and women rise to the cup, and the reshaping of the three views is not blowing

After the visit, you can change your face and start again

Hotline: 400-###-###

Address: Jingbei Workers Gymnasium, you can take your car, drive your plane, break your legs, and go as you want

"The date is today...... Why don't I listen to it, support the big teacher, and by the way, rule Jingbei paralysis. Hu Bugui muttered.

He casually stuffed the concert flyer into the pocket of his windbreaker, but he didn't notice that there was a yellow paper crane sticking to the back of the flyer, and it automatically spread its wings and wanted to fly, and a few lines of cinnabar talismans loomed on the crane's body.

Hu Bugui was wandering around Sanlitun in northern Beijing, and the Workers' Stadium was not far away, so it wouldn't take long to arrive.

The concert had just started, and some scalpers were selling the last tickets, and many fans who didn't go in followed Hi outside the venue with cheering light sticks, and Hu Bugui mixed into the crowd and swayed together.

Within the walls of the stands of the Workers' Stadium, there were bursts of singing wafting out: "Everybodydancenow The old driver took me to fly freely, the old driver took me today, I am a cool person, I drink and get drunk, and I sleep in pairs."

I have to say that the big teacher's song is still very uplifting, at least on this cold winter night, it warms Hu Bugui, who is only wearing a thin windbreaker jacket.

He left before the encore, after all, the accommodation tonight had not yet been settled, and with his stomach growling, he couldn't resist the cold after standing for a long time.

Where to stay at night?

Grandma needs someone to take care of her every day after a cerebral hemorrhage, and this half a year without income has used up his meager savings, and even the credit card points are expected to be repaid, Hu Bugui closed his eyes, and the scene of the uncle and Yan Yuese driving him out of his grandmother's house just now came to mind again.

"No, it stands to reason that you have taken care of your grandmother for so many years, I shouldn't let you go, but after all, you don't have the right to inherit this house, and your eldest brother is going to get married, so there is really no way. ”

As an adopted son who was picked up from an orphanage at the age of five, he has been dependent on his grandmother for so many years, and it is not easy for the old man to save money to provide him with money to finish college, so after his grandmother died of illness, the uncle was in a hurry to drive people out of real estate, and he didn't say anything.

Hu Bugui pondered for a while, and then walked into a 24-hour fast food restaurant on the side of the road.

This shop is two floors, Hu Bugui is familiar with the way down, but was stopped by the salesman girl, gentle and cordial: "Sir, what do you need to order?" ”

"Ahem," Hu Bugui coughed, looked at the menu, and said, "Crab meat skewers, add a little more soup to the cup." ”

The clerk in the red apron earnestly filled him with a little more soup and asked, "Do you still need a drink?"

"No, it's easy to gain weight by eating too much at night. "Hungry nonsense is not a serious nonsense.

Holding the oden in a paper cup, Hu Bugui walked down to the first floor of the basement, because it was close to midnight, and the fast food restaurant was very deserted, he smiled at the orderer on the second floor, went directly around a wall, and chose a corner table to sit down.

"Let's spend the night here tonight, the chairs like the soft seats of the train in this store are quite comfortable, and it is cheaper to spend a night here than in an Internet café. "Hu Bugui takes a bite of meat and a mouthful of soup, with the bread he bought before, chewing and eating slowly is very fragrant.

This humble dinner finally warmed his body, Hu Bugui walked to the washstand, looked at himself in the big mirror, slightly unkempt hair, thick sword eyebrows, big and energetic eyes, although because he hadn't slept well in the past few days, he looked a little decadent Xiaoshuai.

"Tomorrow I will go to work at the gate of Jingbei Film Studio, where the salary is paid daily, and if I am lucky, I can find a place to live while filming night scenes. Hu Bugui washed his face with cold water, and made up his mind in his heart.

The carton was empty, he thought about it, and said in his heart that he couldn't help it, big teacher, so he took out the concert flyer from his pocket and wiped his hands.

At this time, the rune paper crane glued to the flyer suddenly flashed a fairy ethereal purple light, and after this mysterious star disappeared, Hu Bugui disappeared in the same place, and the camera in the fast food restaurant did not scan this scene.

After a period of drowsiness, Hu Bugui found himself in a strange place, beside him was a mirror stone that glowed on its own body and could illuminate the figure of a person, reflecting the surrounding light as day.

Holding a pergola in the distance, even though it is night, you can still see the villages built against the mountains like ink paintings.

"Where is this, could it be that I fell asleep and came to the Jingbei Film Studio, and then forgot? This studio scene is so well built?" Hu Bugui looked at everything in front of him in amazement.

At this time, an old man in ancient costume passed by him with a broom, glanced at him with a white beard, nodded and smiled before leaving.

Hu Bugui hurriedly chased after the old man and said, "Uncle, what kind of drama are we filming, is there still a shortage of people?"

"What is filming, you are a new student of the Tongtian Immortal Sect, and the entrance is over there. The kind old man pointed him to the entrance of the village.

Hu didn't return and didn't leave, and said: "Uncle, don't treat me as if it's Sunday, I'm really looking for a job." ”

"Looking for a job, does it mean practicing immortal arts? You can learn here to spread beans into soldiers, turn stones into gold, move mountains and seas, pick stars and take moon ......," said the old man and glanced at him and said, "Your words, you can first start from immortality and fly to the sky to practice." "After that, I have to leave again.

"Wait, uncle, you really have a sense of humor, you can learn all this, then I will become the Monkey King." Hu Bugui was speechless, this old man was too deep in the play, he shouldn't have strayed into some reality show.

"You mean fighting to defeat the Buddha? He has been ignoring Hongchen for a long time, but the grandson of the messenger of the Pure Altar has come over there, and you and he are old acquaintances?" the old man pointed with his hand.

Sure enough, in the direction he pointed, there was an elegant and moving sound of silk and bamboo, and there was a golden armor wrestler carrying an eight-lift sedan chair with a jade rod and brocade as a crown, and landed from the air.

"This special effect is good, and the hanging Wia can't even see it. Hu Bugui began to sigh the conscience of the crew and decided to stay and wait for the opportunity to perform in the group.

As soon as the sedan curtain was lifted, a fat man in ancient costume walked out, the mutton fat jade on the bun was clean and smooth, his face was like a full moon and his lips were smiling, and with a flick of his hand, the golden armor wrestler and the eight-lift sedan chair turned into soybeans and paper-cuts and flew back into his sleeves.

"Hey, this fairy brother, your coat is very chic, I don't know which Tianyi Fang is producing, looking, looking...... It doesn't look like a magic weapon. A chubby man in a brocade robe came over and waved a fan to greet Hu Bugui.

Similar to a game anchor pdd's guy, the trick of sprinkling beans into soldiers just now, obviously it can't be a special effect, realizing that what the old sweeper said turned out to be true, Hu Bugui secretly pinched his thigh, the pain didn't seem like a dream, his brain exploded, and he thought: "I'll go, is this really what Tongtian Immortal Sect is?"