Shi Teng scolded Xi Niangpi nearly 10,000 times in his heart, but he scolded and scolded, the work still had to be done, who called himself unlucky to take this errand. This also blames himself for the unkindness of this uncle, if he gives himself a small leader to do it, how can he suffer this Laosh sin.

The snowflakes are fluttering, the north wind is blowing, and the poor people are sad in their hearts.

Shi Teng drove the carriage, and as soon as he entered the town, he went to the butcher shop as fast as possible to buy a few pork and hundreds of catties of mutton. As for the vegetables, because of the snow, there are not many stalls, and a few shops are picking up and picking, and together they are loaded with most of the cars.

Just as he was about to leave, an old voice suddenly came from the mouth of the alley.

"Donor, stay!"

Shi Teng took a look and saw that it was a Taoist priest with a long beard on his face, holding a banner, and his face was blown white and red. Shi Teng didn't know who he was shouting for a while, this cold day, the ghost took care of you.

When the Taoist priest saw that Shi Teng was leaving, he sighed and said: "The time is not good, the skull will not pass away, the skull will not pass away, but there is nothing to do, the strong man will not return once he is gone, the flowers will fall, people will not be for themselves, and the heavens and the earth will be destroyed." Donor, this time, I'm afraid it's more auspicious and less wow. ”

This is so evil that even the Taoist priest who said it felt a little nervous. No need to ask, this person is Shen Mu. He was not a fortune teller, and he had never learned physiognomy, so he could only use the ancient poems he learned to make a fool of himself.

Although Shi Teng didn't know what the Taoist priest meant, he could understand that the Taoist said that he was "more than lucky".

Shi Teng stopped the car, glared at Shen Mu, and shouted, "Old Taoist, are you talking to your master?"

Shen Mu raised the banner made of white cloth in his hand in front of him, and wrote four big words on the banner "Clever Calculation", which was deliberately for Shi Teng to see clearly, and it could be regarded as a self-introduction. Shen Mu stroked the long beard made of the black horse's tail, the beard was a little tight, and it was a little uncomfortable to stick to the chin: "Where do you not meet in life, just because you haven't met someone who is destined." Poor road to the donor has the fate to meet here, this is the blessing of the previous life, this time I don't want the donor to suffer innocent suffering, so I said a few more words. ”

Shi Teng said blankly: "What do you mean by this?"

Shen Mu said: "Poor Dao saw that the benefactor Yin Tang was black, his face was full of anger, and there was a haze hanging above his head. Dare to ask the donor, there have been many troubles recently. ”

Shi Teng said: "So what?"

Shen Mu said: "If yes, that's right." As the saying goes, I had no intention of causing dust, but the bright moon shone on the ditch. The donor was not the person responsible for this bad thing, but because of various involvement, he got into a big trouble, and he was exhausted and exhausted. ”

When Shi Teng heard this, he thought about it, what this Taoist priest said was reasonable, isn't it, he himself went all the way to Shijiabao, thinking that one day he would get ahead. Unexpectedly, Qixingzhai and the Five Dragons Mountain fought, and Shijiabao was involved, and he was even more implicated in his own suffering. This old Taoist priest calls himself a "clever plan", I am afraid that he has two brushes, and listen to what he says.

Shi Teng said: "I don't quite understand what the Taoist said, if it is really as the Taoist said, why am I still safe and sound?"

Shen Mu said: "Just because there is nothing now does not mean that there will be nothing in the future." Now it is safe, but because the evil man has not yet come, and once the devil comes, the benefactor is probably the first to bear the brunt. ”

Shi Teng thought to himself: I'm a guy who is just buying vegetables, and I really do it, and those leaders rush to the front, how can I bear the brunt of it. I'm afraid this old Taoist priest is not alarmist, it's snowing today, no one will come to tell fortunes, so he will make fun of himself?

Shi Teng snorted and said, ", the more I listen to it, the more outrageous I feel." ”

Shen Mu said: "The donor doesn't believe it, and the old Tao has no choice. But ask the name of the donor, and the old Taoist will explain it to you!"

Shi Teng said: "The name of the lord is time, the time of the sky, and the galloping of thousands of horses." ”

Shen Mu twisted his beard and said: "Shi Teng...... At first glance, it sounds like a good name, the sun and the moon are together, and the heaven and earth are the same. But if you think about it carefully, there is a problem with this name, the word Shi, the word Cunrier, the word Teng, and the month and a half horse. The sun and the moon can't be complete, and the half-horse can't run, isn't this the name of the murderer?"

Shen Mu is talking nonsense, let's take a look at Shi Teng. Unexpectedly, Shi Teng listened, and muttered: "The sun and the moon are half, and there is a half-horse, hey, it's really like this." ”

Shen Mu listened to it in his ears and took the opportunity to continue: "Ma Ben is the spirit of Junjie, the so-called dragon and horse spirit, when ten thousand horses are galloping, it is naturally the first to bear the brunt, which can be seen. But the horse is only half of it, and the horse is not able to saddle, and the saddle horse is trapped by it. This Teng word has the word month to reconcile, the moon is cloudy and sunny, this matter is difficult to complete, implying that the half-horse waning moon can also move forward. There's nothing wrong with using it alone as a name. But at this time, your surname has been added to the inch day, the sun and the moon are the same half, and the sun and the moon are the same loss, which indicates that when the donor is about to pass half of his life, there will be a big hurdle of hardship and hardship. If you can't get over, there will be no people. Poor and ask the donor, has everything been going well lately, and his mind is at peace?"

Shi Teng listened more and more mysteriously, and said in a panic: "No wonder I have always been uneasy these days, it turns out that this is the reason." Dao Chief, how do you crack those things?"

Shen Mu said: "Everything has yin and yang, if there is no way to save it, the poor road will not be rashly disturbed." ”

Shi Teng suddenly jumped up from the board car, regardless of the snow and cement on the ground, he knelt on the ground and said, "Dao Chang save me!"

Shen Mu couldn't help but laugh when he saw it, this guy was too bold, it seemed that his ability to fool people was becoming more and more mature.

Shen Mu coughed dryly, helped Shi Teng up with one hand, and said, "If you want to crack it, it's not difficult originally." You only need to open the altar and cast spells in your mansion with a spell, use a charm to suppress the demons and monsters, get rid of the evil spirit of the donor's mansion, and then use the elixir to resolve the haze on the donor's forehead. As soon as this evil spirit is gone, the calamity will naturally be resolved. ”

Shi Teng's face was embarrassed, he lived in Shijiabao, if he called the Taoist to Shijiabao to do it, Shi Shuai knew it, then it would be okay. But don't let him dissolve his evil qi, in case it is really as this Taoist priest said, how should he survive this catastrophe.

Shen Mu saw him frowning and pondering, knowing that with his humble status, he naturally didn't dare to make decisions at will, so he wanted to catch him and said: "Since the donor can't trust the poor way, it's good to just be nosy and talk nonsense." The donor is good for himself, so leave it at that. ”

As he spoke, he turned around and left, secretly counting the numbers in his heart.

Sure enough, before the number of steps reached ten, Shi Teng, who heard it, shouted behind him: "Dao Chief, please stay!"

Shen Mu paused, turned his head and sighed, "Donor." But there is still much advice. ”

Shi Teng caught up with two steps, paused, gritted his teeth, and said, "Dao Chief, can you really resolve this catastrophe?"

Shen Mu said indifferently: "The monks, they have never talked about it, if there is no golden diamond, they will not take this porcelain job." ”

Shi Teng thought about what happened to Shi Jiabao recently, if he resolved the catastrophe by himself, wouldn't it mean that Shi Jiabao also resolved the catastrophe? Shi Teng felt a chord in his heart and said, "Okay, Dao Chief, please come with me." If the Taoist can really break the calamity, I will pay for all the silver. ”

Shen Mu was happy in his heart, this guy was really easy to deceive.

Shijiabao is divided into six courtyards and hundreds of houses. These six compounds are located in the southeast, northeast, and northwest corners, and the southwest corner is a garden, which is used for banquets on weekdays. In the center of the fort is a lobby, which is the place where Shijiabao performs martial arts.

Shen Mu followed behind Shi Teng, looking at the layout of the fort at this time, and couldn't help but secretly admire, the wisdom of this ancient man was really good. This pattern seems random, but in fact, each courtyard is a horn of each other. When one courtyard is broken, and the gate of the other courtyard is closed, it becomes another strong fortress. Rather, between the courtyards, there are scattered and connected corridors with each other, which is convenient for support.

Shi Teng first sent the vegetables and fruits to the room in the northwest corner, and then took Shen Mu to the central lobby to inform Shi Shuai.

When they entered the fort, everyone saw that Shi Teng brought back a Taoist priest, and they all laughed and laughed, saying that he would definitely be scolded. When he saw him take people to the main hall, a few good guys found a reason to come and join in the fun.

After listening to Shi Teng's report, Shi Shuai was furious, and hurriedly asked someone to come in and drag Shi Teng out to serve in the family.

Shi Teng only cried out for wrongdoing, a handful of tears, and a handful of snot howling.

Seeing this scene, Shen Mu said lightly: "Amitayus Buddha." The world laughs at me for being too crazy, I laugh at others for not being able to see through it, the flowers float by themselves, and the misfortune falls from the sky and people don't know. ”

Shi Shuai snorted coldly and said, "Where did the stinky Taoist come from, he cheated money and actually deceived me Shijiabao." ”

Shen Mu said: "What this donor said is not to be heard. Poor Dao came here, and did not charge a penny. The poor road walks the rivers and lakes, in order to purify all sentient beings, but just to wrap their stomachs. Money itself is something outside the body, and if the body does not bring it to death, what is the use of deceiving it. ”

Shi Shuai said: "There will be people who don't cry when they don't see the coffin." Your banner says "Clever Calculation." I'll ask you a question, and if you can answer it, I'll leave you here for a meal. ”

Shen Mu said: "Although the poor Dao can't know the wonders of heaven and earth, he is also willing to try the problem of the donor. ”

Shi Shuai thought that he had to obey the public in everything, and serving the public was to make others believe that this person's words were false. Then he said: "The world is too big, if you ask, you will be the lord of this castle to embarrass you." Guess which of my hands has silver in them?" As he spoke, he stretched out two punching bag-sized fists

Hey, come up and play such a difficult game, can this be difficult for me Shen Mu?

Shen Mu glanced at Shi Shuai, then at his right hand, then at Shi Shuai, then at his left hand, and raised his voice: "In my humble opinion, this silver is ......" He deliberately dragged out his tone, and his fingers inadvertently pointed to Shi Shuai's left hand, seeing the corners of Shi Shuai's mouth slightly raised, he continued: "This silver is not in the hands of the donor." ”

Shi Shuai was slightly stunned, then smiled awkwardly, spread out his palms, and sure enough, there was no silver in his fists.

Hehe, play tricks with me...... I've seen more routines than you've ever eaten pork. Originally, it was difficult to guess the probability of half of each, but some people are so opportunistic that they think that others are wrong in guessing, but unfortunately, facial expressions often betray themselves.