"Hey, Dabai, you're not as good as your son, and your son already knows that it's not me. ”

The fat man on the statue laughed and teased, after finishing his words, his figure slowly dissipated, and then recondensed himself in front of Su Bai, but this figure seemed very blurry, the fat man shrugged helplessly, this figure dissipated again, and his face that was originally lying on the ground also returned to its original appearance.

"One gasification and three clearings?" asked Su Bai.

"Don't, are you sarcastic or are you raising up your brother?" the fat man laughed and shook his head, "Fat man, if I have that realm, I am probably going to directly blow up the broadcast." ”

"Then what is this? You studied for half a month, and you have cultivated a set of relatively powerful tricks?"

"It's a little bit more advanced than a blindfold. The fat man raised his eyebrows, "Let's put it this way, Monk Huiguo, that is, the previous life of the Seven Laws, what I told the fat man is to let the fat man and I concentrate on understanding for a while, and strive to rely on the current cultivation and realm to capture the power of faith that has been inherited and accumulated by Taoism in the underworld, and then rely on this to integrate into one's own body, improve cultivation or join in Taoism It is of great help." ”

"And then?"

"Then I've been looking at this guy here for more than a week, and I haven't felt it. The fat man pointed to the Sanqing statue in front of him and cried and laughed, "Then the fat man, I deeply realized that I really don't seem to have any Taoist talent, anyway, these ancestors don't kiss me and don't treat me as their own."

After that, I will change my thinking, and it can be regarded as a door opened for me by Monk Huiguo, but the fat man, I am talented and intelligent, and I draw inferences.

Do you remember my lightning trick? Dabai, you should know what the essence of the lightning trick is, right?"

"Give Tiandao, make a small report. Again, you told me. ”

"Yes, it's a small report to Tiandao, hehe, I have to thank your father, Yan Huihong talked to me, saying that he investigated and learned that your father was held accountable on behalf of God more than 20 years ago to pit your godfather to death, this is a fucking bullshit ah, your father's hand is too sassy, compared to him, the fat man and my small report are like a primary school student crying with a teacher, it is too undignified.

Then I thought, the ancestors are not close to me, I have felt it for more than a week, and my soul and spirit are almost numb and I don't feel anything, so I just forget about myself as the ancestor, but I didn't expect it to become.

But this thing is a little tired, I can't last too long, fat man, the key is that the life level is not enough, and when I reach the intermediate or advanced level, I will be more proficient and calm. ”

Su Bai understood the fat man's statement, which meant that the fat man disguised himself as a Taoist ancestor such as Sanqing, and it was the fat man who took the initiative to find the power of faith and belief accumulated over the past thousand years, but he didn't find it, and now he changed his face to fake it, and found that those things that he couldn't find with hard work before came to the door by himself.

It's also interesting.,The monk is a deception to destroy the ancestors.,The fat man is actually pretty much the same.,But it's natural to think about it.,The existence of the radio and its means of making some gods and Buddhas as NPC characters in the story world from time to time are simply the natural enemies of various beliefs and religions.。 Of course, this kind of mysterious and mysterious thing can only be obtained by cultivators of the type of monks and fat people, and the listeners of those religious inheritances in the West can also do it, but Su Bai's road will not work.

"You take a shower, it's a little stinky. Su Bai said with some disgust.

"Damn, you dislike me if the fat man has a little smell on him?" The fat man saw through your expression and sighed, "There is no love, there is no love." ”

After all, the fat man went back to the house to take a shower.

Su Bai stretched out his hand and scratched the tip of the little guy's nose,

"You too, he stinks so much, you still play with him, you can still stand it. ”

The little guy stuck out his tongue at Su Bai, and then pressed his face against Su Bai's chest.

patted the little guy on the back, Su Bai walked out of the small temple with him in his arms, and at this time, the father and son took a walk together to bask in the sun, which was really a pleasure.

The more I experience, the more I know what I need and the more I should cherish it.

The Buddha happened to come from a distance at this time, and he should have just finished his morning class and took a bath in the stream by the way.

"Early. ”

"Early. ”

The two of them simply said hello, and the Buddha went in.

Su Bai continued to lazily act in front of his father.

The little guy stretched out his hand and pointed to the orphanage on the opposite mountain, saying something "wow wow woo" in his mouth, and his two little tender hands were still gesturing.

"Got it, got it, you slept there. Su Bai sighed a little, the formation left by Lychee was actually still there, but Lao Fugui could still take action to loosen the little guy safely.

In fact, many times you can understand the importance of strength, but human character is like this, sometimes you can't help but want to be lazy, leave other miscellaneous thoughts and enjoy this moment quietly.

Perhaps, the monk, the fat man and the Buddha should see themselves like this.

Therefore, the monk will ask him to reappear in his previous life to point himself to show him the way, the fat man should take the initiative to ask for it, and the monk is a little "hate iron does not become steel" to himself, and take the initiative to talk to himself, just like the organization has found that there is a problem with his own ideological condition, and he needs to be re-educated and saved.

At this time, Su Bai's mobile phone rang, and he took out his mobile phone to take a look, it was a video invitation from Hills.

The relationship between Su Bai and Shears is really good, when he was fighting here, Shills also blessed himself in the West, and the last time he and Chen Ru went to the West, Shills also kept himself for a meal.

In the past 20 years, the sharp confrontation between the Eastern and Western guardians caused by Lao Fugui's unique habit of sucking and teasing cats has been resolved in his own and Hills' generation, and of course, there will be no next generation of guardians.

agreed to the video call, Su Bai saw that Hills was lying on the sofa in a black delicate pajamas, watching his movements, as if he was still trimming his leg hair.

The little guy also looked at the screen, and didn't seem to be able to understand what the blonde uncle in the screen was doing, Su Bai stretched out his hand to block the little guy's sight, this kid is not afraid of spicy eyes.

"Hey, Sue, did you miss me? Hey, who is the kid next to you, it's so cute. Shears's attention instantly shifted from Su Bai to the little guy.

"God, this is a spirit child, this skin, this temperament, even through the lens of the mobile phone, I seem to be able to feel the aura emanating from his body. As he spoke, Hills swallowed exaggeratedly.

"He is my son, his name is Su Yuxuan. Su Bai replied.

"Your son?" Hills was stunned for a moment, "and who is his mother?" haha, you can't be a secret surrogate like Cristiano Ronaldo, right?"

Su Bai's brows furrowed slightly, the word surrogacy was a little harsh in his ears.

"What's the matter?" Su Bai asked directly, "If you just want me to admire your leg hair, I'm sorry, I'm not interested." ”

"How is it possible, Su, I must have something to look for you, I know some about your side of the matter, but it is not comprehensive, but it should be a great figure in your East who forcibly suspended the listener destruction plan of the broadcast, which is really a big deal. According to your Chinese tradition, we Eastern and Western listeners should erect a monument to him. ”

"You almost met him, he was my previous guardian of the Eastern Daoist Land. ”

"Uh............" Hills was speechless for a moment, that horrible guy who had killed the guardian of the Western Enlightenment Land for twenty years?

"There are people on your side who preach. Su Bai asked.

"Well, don't you have another one, I'm here is a nun in Italy, that girl became a listener at the age of twelve, and now she is not yet eighteen years old, I have seen it once, very tender and tender. Shears then asked, "When are you going to preach?" Seeing you take your children for a walk in the sun, it feels quite relaxing. ”

"You're trimming your leg hair, and you're embarrassed to say I'm idle. ”

"I'm waiting, and you're waiting, Sue. Shears smiled slightly, put his face in front of the screen, and lowered his voice, "Only we Guardians can clearly know what the Land of Enlightenment means to the Enlightened, there are too many treasures there, there are too many conveniences. I'm not in a hurry, I'm really not in a hurry, I'm even ready to go to the entrance of the Land of Enlightenment the day after tomorrow to see if I can open that seal.

Damn, I used to feel bored there, but now I still miss the vast white and endless tombstones, and now I don't eat instant noodles as delicious as I used to be in the place of preaching. Hills sighed.

Yes, Su Bai was actually waiting, he was waiting for the opportunity for the Eastern Dao Land to open, he needed to enter there, which was why he seemed a little leisurely now.

The jade seal of the Yunnan Kingdom, the Yellow Spring, and those tombstones at the bottom of the Yellow Spring are really too important.

"Su, don't worry, when I open the entrance to the Western Enlightenment Land, you can come to the West and enter from me, anyway, we are connected inside. Hills winked at Su Bai and said, this look was obviously to get some superiority and satisfaction from Su Bai, who didn't know the formation.

At this moment, Su Bai found that there was an extra message in WeChat, he narrowed down the video call, and saw that the message came from "Chen Ru", this woman, Su Bai's feelings about her have become very complicated now, not anger, but a kind of incomprehension, this woman who has always been very strong in his eyes The performance of the previous incident does make people feel like "the collapse of the human society".

Chen Ru's reply was simple,

"The formation opened for you. ”

When Su Bai saw this message, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and at the same time said,

"Hills, come to China............"