Liu Tianhe knelt down and prayed, crying bitterly, his face full of self-blame and guilt, thinking that he had harmed Liu Dahai and Liu Dongdong.

Liu Tao and the others, in addition to being surprised, knew for the first time that the sea and Dongdong had gone to the eternal land.

"Old Ancestor, the sea and Dongdong ?......" Liu Liuhai asked, but as soon as the words came out, he saw the old ancestor waving his hand.

Old Ancestor Liu Fan said with a smile: "Don't worry, the sea and Dongdong are safe!"

Liu Tianhe said anxiously: "But ——!"

"It's nothing, the old ancestor will bless them!" Liu Fan said, turning around and walking into the main hall.

Liu Tianhe was anxious to ask, but Liu Tao hurriedly blocked him and said in a low voice: "Don't say it again, you are questioning the old ancestor, don't you see that the old ancestor is angry?!"

Liu Erhai echoed: "That's right, the old ancestor must be angry. ”

Liu Tianhe was taken aback.

As soon as I came, did I make the old ancestor angry?!

"Our old Liu family, maybe nothing works, but the ancestor blesses the most spiritual, do you still have to doubt this? Can the old ancestor not be angry?" Liu Tao said.

Liu Tianhe looked at him deeply, and said: "After all, we are all people who have thrown away the ancestors, and we must believe in the words of the ancestors as if we believe that the ancestors' body protection qi can kill all enemies!"

Liu Tianhe nodded, glanced at the Heavenly Emperor Palace, and said, "Then I'll go and admit my mistake to the old ancestor." ”

Liu Tao said: "Go ahead, your mouth is sweeter." As he spoke, he turned around and hooked his finger towards Wuhai, "Wuhai, give me a cigarette!"

Liu Wuhai grinned and handed over a cigarette distressedly.

"Come, Tianhe, take this cigarette in, if the ancestor is still angry, you will find an opportunity to light the cigarette, you don't need to ask the ancestor if he smokes, just let the ancestor scream, and you will insert it into the ancestor's mouth like lightning. ”

Liu Tao explained seriously, turned his head and asked Liu Wuhai if there was anything to add.

Because of coaxing the ancestors, especially putting cigarettes in the mouths of the ancestors, Liu Wuhai is an expert in this way!

Liu Wuhai rolled his eyes and said, "Inserting a cigarette into the mouth of the ancestor like you, I guess you haven't inserted the cigarette yet, and it is estimated that you will be slapped to death by the ancestor!"

Liu Tianhe was startled, and hurriedly begged Liu Wuhai, seeing that Liu Wuhai seemed to be lacking in interest, he immediately took out a can of dry tobacco and handed it to Liu Wuhai.

"This is from our hometown Liu's Sacred Mountain, the original taste, I know that Wuhai Hello this mouthful, so before the ascension, I specially brought you a can. ”

Liu Tianhe said with a smile, "Don't look at the small jar, this is a strange treasure, enough to hold the next planet, the smoke inside, I filled you with almost half a planet, don't be afraid of expiration, the jar is in a state of time stop, and it will always be fresh." ”

Liu Wuhai suddenly put it away with a smile.

Then, he generously told Liu Tianhe.

"Actually, serving the ancestors to smoke, you can't say that you plug in the cigarettes, the ancestors' mouths are not butt eyes, how can it be said to be inserted? !

"At the moment before honoring your ancestors and eating cigarettes, you have to tell jokes and jokes, whether they are meat or vegetarian, as long as you make your ancestors laugh. ”

"At the moment of teasing the old ancestor, the old ancestor's mouth will crack open because of laughter, if the old ancestor laughs, the mouth will definitely open into an O shape, and at that moment, you strike like lightning and insert the cigarette into the mouth of the old ancestor. ”

"The ancestor is already happy, and as soon as he closes his mouth at the moment, he can smoke, and the ancestor is naturally more comfortable and happy, so that the ancestor will be coaxed to be happy, and he will not be angry with you. ”

Liu Wuhai said slowly, analyzing layer by layer, and explaining to Liu Wuhai in simple terms the details of the process of honoring the ancestors and smoking.

Liu Tianhe was amazed when he heard it, Liu Tao and Liu Erhai opened their eyes, and Liu Liuhai's eyes widened even more, and he gasped.

I thought that the ancestor loved Liu Wuhai because of partiality, but at this moment I knew that Wuhai was really a set of coaxing the old ancestor, and it was not okay to accept it!

Liu Liuhai said that he had learned and made up his mind that if he had a chance in the future, he would also insert a cigarette for his ancestor like this.

However, is Gokai telling the truth? Are there any key points that have not been said?

As the saying goes, the cat still leaves a hand for the tiger to teach the lesson, is Liu Wuhai so generous? !

But at the moment, he has benefited a lot!

Thereupon.

The four of them glanced at each other, raised their hands in unison, and chirped for Liu Wuhai.

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

Liu Wuhai heard the fierce applause, couldn't help but smile proudly, took the opportunity to light a dry tobacco pot, smoked it, swallowed the clouds and spit out the fog, the light flashed in his eyes, and he didn't know what he was thinking......

The gherkins were three inches, and Liu Tianhe was given a plate of freshly grown cucumbers, so that Liu Tianhe would not go in empty-handed.

Then he gave Liu Tao, Liu Erhai, Liu Wuhai and Liu Liuhai a cucumber to eat.

"This is for the filial piety of the patriarch and a few elders, please eat!" said the little gherkin, bouncing around on the ground.

Liu Tao smiled and ate a bite of cucumber, the entrance was crisp and sweet, and there was a strong medicinal fragrance, which reached the heat of the 10,000-year-old treasure medicine.

At this time, he noticed that he hadn't seen the gherkin for a while, and it had already stepped into the ancestral realm with half a foot.

"Ahh

Liu Erhai and Liu Liuhai both nodded.

Liu Wuhai's heart moved, and suddenly the light in his hand flashed, and he said with a smile: "Look, three inches, look at what this is?!"

The gherkins jumped three inches and a spring, and landed on Liu Wuhai's wrist, staring wide-eyed.

In Liu Wuhai's hands, it was a black thing, exuding the smell of primitive and ancient, very vicissitudes of life, with the smell of years.

At the same time, it was still breathing, as if it had a heartbeat, but it was sealed by Liu Wuhai and couldn't move.

"Ah, this thing is amazing, it seems to be a fetish!"

Liu Tao, Liu Erhai and Liu Liuhai saw it, and they were also curious, they couldn't see through what it was, but sensing its ancient vicissitudes of life, it must be a divine object.

At the same time, Liu Tao and Liu Liuhai were curious, as if they had seen this thing somewhere.

Liu Wuhai glanced at Liu Liuhai with a smile and said, "Liuhai, this thing is a miracle medicine, you can taste it." ”

Liu Liuhai's eyes lit up, and he immediately reached out and ordered a trace, and planned to taste it in his mouth, but the closer this breath became, the more foul it became, making Liu Liuhai feel nauseous and vomiting.

I was wondering what kind of miracle medicine this was, and it stinked so badly.

The little cucumber suddenly shouted in surprise: "Ah! Hahaha, this is a piece of poop! What an ancient piece of poop, at least 100,000 years old, and it has become a sperm!"

"Fifth Elder, what kind of terrible creature poop is this?!"

As soon as a sentence came out, Liu Liuhai's body immediately froze, and then his face turned pale, the blood red on the right side finally turned cyan, and his face was full of anger and anger.

He raised his eyes, looked at Liu Wuhai, and yelled: "Wuhai, I'll kill you!"

"Do you think I'm Yang Shou'an, I can eat this thing at will?!"

"Whoosh!"

Liu Wuhai threw this piece of ancient poop to the gherkin three inches, and said hurriedly: "This thing has become a fine and has the strength of a half-step Taixuan realm, after you go back, peel off a trace of planting yourself, but don't plant yourself badly......"

As he spoke, he ran away without a trace.

Behind him, Liu Liuhai roared and chased wildly, but he couldn't catch up with Liu Wuhai, so he angrily demolished Liu Wuhai's main hall, and then quietly sprinkled a bubble on the dry tobacco planted in Liu Wuhai's back garden......

"Hey, hey, hey...... Wuhai, don't think I can't cure you......"

Liu Liuhai lifted his pants and walked away triumphantly.

"Wuhai shouldn't use this cigarette to smoke for the old ancestor, right? Then I'm going to be miserable!"

"I don't think it's such a coincidence! ”

Liu Liuhai shook his head, hummed "The girl next door is called Xiaofang", and went back happily.

......

After Liu Xiaoxiao came to Heavenly Emperor City, he was very excited, and what was even more excited than him was his cheap master Yuwen Old Ancestor.

At this moment, Liu Xiaoxiao, Yuwen Ancestor, and Yuwen Ancestor are disciples, and the group is shopping.

Passing by the drunken spring building in the city, Yuwen Lao Zu lamented: "Poor and pathetic, why do men look for flowers and ask the moon? Single, is he not good? Boy body, isn't it fragrant?!"

Behind him, ten disciples said in unison: "It's good to be single, the boy is fragrant!"

When Yuwen Ancestor heard this, he immediately smiled with relief, turned his head, and found that Liu Xiaoxiao seemed to be absent-minded, so he asked Liu Xiaoxiao what was wrong.

Liu Xiaoxiao said with a long look: "I'm thinking, how can we strengthen our single holy land, look at the people on this street, but there are basically families and sects, our single holy land has just arrived, how to develop in the future, I am at a loss." ”

When Yuwen Ancestor heard this, he was immediately relieved and moved, Xiaoxiao deserved to be his most proud disciple.

"Xiaoxiao, you are a descendant of the Liu family, a descendant of the Emperor of Heaven, with this relationship, we can definitely grow stronger in the Holy Land of Singles. ”

The eldest disciple, Emperor Zuo Ning, said with a smile, and when he said what was in everyone's hearts, everyone laughed.

When they came to the Taixu Realm, the streets were full of Ancestral Realm, Domination Realm, and even the half-step prophets could see that they felt great pressure, but fortunately, thanks to the relationship between Liu Xiaoxiao and the Liu family, they were a lot more comfortable.

Liu Xiaoxiao heard this, but his face suddenly darkened, and he remembered the oath he had made at the beginning, unless the ancestor was resurrected, he would never marry.

But now, the old ancestor has been resurrected, and the second elder talks to him every day, holding the old moon album, and constantly introduces him to this saint and that goddess.

Whoever likes the saint and the goddess, give it to him for free!

Liu Xiaoxiao has been quite distressed in the past few days, he gritted his teeth, turned his head to look at Yuwen Ancestor, and said seriously: "Master, senior brothers and sisters, I have a showdown, I may have to say goodbye to being single!"

"Huh?!"

"Why?"

"Xiaoxiao, don't scare me, why did you suddenly say goodbye to being single? Who is that woman, senior sister is going to kill him!"

Yuwen Ancestor and a group of single senior brothers in the Holy Land were all shocked, and the only junior sister with a small waist was even more furious, her face was full of murderous intent, as if she had seen an enemy who killed her father.

With such a fierce appearance, Yuwen Ancestor and several senior brothers who watched it all jumped in their eyelids, what is wrong with Senior Sister Xiaomanwaist (Senior Sister)?!

Liu Xiaoxiao couldn't help but be surprised, he raised his eyes, his eyes just met the beautiful eyes of his senior sister, the moment his eyes touched, his senior sister's face turned red, and he turned his head away in an instant.

All the people present were the Great Emperor, and the eldest disciples, Emperor Zuo Ning and Old Ancestor Yuwen, were even more ancestral realms, and they suddenly saw the blush on the face of Senior Sister Xiaoman, and a terrible thought appeared in their minds, and everyone's bodies froze.

Yuwen Ancestor lined his knees, raised his head and howled: "Ancestors and ancestors of the Single Holy Land, I, Yu Wenhua, am sorry for you, my own disciple, even Wang Ba looked at the mung bean, and looked at the right eye, this is evil!"

"We are single in the holy land, I am single, I am happy, but now, my disciples are in love, ahh......h

Yuwen Ancestor said that he was sad, and he cried tears.

A few disciples hurriedly comforted Yuwen Ancestor.

Liu Xiaoxiao and Senior Sister Xiaoman, at a loss, glanced at each other, and the moment their eyes collided, they quickly avoided it, but they looked at each other curiously and secretly.

This time, both of them brought "colored" eyes!

"Huh?!I didn't find it, Senior Sister Xiaoman's waist is really thin, and her belly button is exposed, it's a little sexy, and her skin is also very white, and she seems to have small dimples......"

"Hmph! The little junior brother must have thought about me at night, and even done something unseemly, otherwise how could his left hand speed be faster than the master, and he wouldn't be so scared that he didn't even dare to look at me, this is obviously a thief's heart, hehehehe......"

The two of them were doing psychological actions here, and Yuwen Ancestor, who had just recovered his breath, saw this scene, and couldn't help but feel sad again, looked at the two of them angrily, and said angrily: "You guys...... You actually sprinkled dog food in public?!"

"Today, what day is it, is it the Qixi Festival? Why do you want to harm the old man like this?!"

PS: Dear book friends, happy Qixi Festival!