【Chapter 0100】I took off my pants, but you told me this?

"Oh, Master Xiao Yang is really sorry, we really can't help calling you so early, we really can't help it......"

As soon as they met, Director Liu took Yang Xuan's hand and chattered.

Yang Xuan didn't disappoint Director Liu, and said with a faint smile: "Bureau Liu is polite, if you really don't want to go, then I'll do business and talk about the cost!"

Saying that, Yang Xuan pretended not to see the strange expressions of a few people, and continued to say seriously, "I don't charge expensive, I help people see feng shui and measure 10,000 blessings, 50,000 spirits, 100,000 ghosts, and zombies! ”

When the words fell, the audience was silent.

Everyone looked at Yang Xuan with demented expressions.

Especially Director Liu, don't mention how embarrassing it is.

He was also polite, but he didn't expect this kid to climb the pole, and at the moment his mood was like knocking over a five-flavor bottle, and he had any taste, "Uh, this..... Master Yang, Director Wang of the City Bureau said you, uh, that you have a cooperative relationship with our police department......"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Yang Xuan, "I have a cooperative relationship with the Nanlang Police Bureau, but I don't have any cooperation with your Wanxian Police Department, so well, the fee that should be charged is indispensable." ”

"Uh......"

Director Liu felt like a thorn stuck in his throat at this moment, and it was extremely uncomfortable to go up or down, "This little Master Yang! You see that our county is poor! The police department is not a department with oil and water, and the funds are already tight...... Uh, aren't you also from our Wanxian County! Everyone is a fellow countryman, you see......."

"Since this is the case, then for the sake of the fellows, it is good to charge you 100,000 yuan. Yang Xuan said with an expression that I would take a step back and have done my best.

100,000 is not a small number, and it may not be easy to come up with the current economic situation of the Wanxian County Police Department at once.

If you want to put aside your usual temper, Director Liu would have been furious a long time ago, but this case is not something that ordinary people can handle, and now apart from Yang Xuan, he can't find a second person who is not ordinary!

You say that the fortune tellers and half-immortals who walk the streets and alleys to set up stalls? Don't be funny, if they really have the ability, they still need to set up stalls?

"Uh, this....... 100,000 yuan is too high, our county bureau really can't come up with so much money, you are also from our Wanxian County, if you help the people get rid of this zombie, the people of Wanxian County will not be grateful to you! Not to mention that your parents are not also in Wanxian! You have to think about it for them, don't you?" Director Liu continued.

"Oh, you said my parents! That's easy, I'll take them away. Yang Xuan smiled indifferently, and that expression made these policemen want to beat him up.

Shameless, shameless.

"Yang Xuan, you're going too far. ”

At this time, Wang Linlin, who had not spoken, finally couldn't help but speak, "Wanxian is our home, I don't know if you have the ability to catch zombies, but what you are doing now is not blackmail? What is the difference between making a fortune and making a fortune?"

Is it difficult to make a fortune?

That's too far!

Indeed, although Yang Xuan was shameless, the policemen sitting there were all shocked by Wang Linlin's words.

Especially Wang Chengyan, his old face suddenly turned the color of pig liver, not angry, but embarrassed, "Ahem, Linlin! Don't talk so far." ”

After the words fell, he said to Yang Xuan, "Master Yang, our Wanxian County's finances have always relied on the allocation from above, and the funds of the police station have always been tight, 100,000 is indeed too much, or do you think that for the sake of everyone is a fellow countryman, then give a discount?"

"Okay. Yang Xuan playfully hooked the corners of his mouth, deliberately turned his head to look at Wang Linlin for a few seconds, and then said, "I'll listen to Wang today..... The police officer's is giving you a discount, a dollar, you can't be less. ”

You can't buy a dollar at a loss, you can't be fooled with a dollar, you can buy a dollar, as long as you have a dollar......

None of the people present thought of the reason for looking at the world of faces, but instantly understood that they were tricked by Yang Xuan.

Embarrassed, depressed, and even a little angry.

But not a single one...... No, everyone else except Wang Linlin didn't show it.

They are all old oilers, and they know that they still have to rely on Yang Xuan, even if they are unhappy, they have to endure it.

But Wang Linlin was young after all, and everything in her heart was shown on her face, and she wanted to have a seizure, but she was soon glared back by Wang Chengyan.

At first, Yang Xuan didn't notice the relationship between the two, but now that he took a closer look, he found that the two looked at each other a little, and immediately understood that the relationship between the two was father and daughter.

Not to mention the gossip, the gang didn't care about what the widow's rape and murder case was singing at this time, and set off directly to Shanliangzi Village, planning to bring the lump to justice first.

........

Shanliangzi Village, the village is as its name, the whole village gathers on both sides of a narrow mountain beam, the backbone of the middle mountain is the road that passes through the village, it is very distinctive, if it is a tourist attraction is still good.

This was Yang Xuan's first thought when he first entered the village.

There is also a Dufeng Mountain about 100 meters high at the east end of the village, listen to the village chief who leads the way, this mountain is called Mao'er Ridge, since the farmland has been returned to the forest, there are few people in and out of the mountain, and the pheasants and hares have gradually increased.......

Ahem, to the point.

The reason why Maoerling is called Maoerling is not because this kind of mountain peak resembles a hat, but because of an ancient tomb on the mountain.

According to legend, there is an ancestor of Majia Town, a prince in the Western Han Dynasty, the fief is in Majia Town, and the villagers of Shanliangzi Village are the descendants of the tomb keeper.

Yang Xuan wondered, did the princes have anything to do with the origin of Maoerling?

The village chief explained that this was a deliberate name to prevent tomb robbers, and the princes should not wear hats!

All right!

You really want the 'crown' and the hat, and I can't help it.

Yang Xuan scoffed at the far-fetched reason for the origin of Maoerling and didn't believe it, but since there were zombies, there must be ancient tombs. As for which dynasty, it remains to be verified.

Because the police couldn't help with the job of catching zombies, Yang Xuan naturally wouldn't ask them to die, so he asked someone to find two bamboo baskets, and Ji Lingyun carried a large jar of sulfuric acid in the ghost of Yu Peili.......

What about the ghost of Nima?

Just as he was about to set off, Yang Xuan was stupid.

The ghost is gone.

"Master, he begged me last night that I wanted to see my family one last time, so I let him go. "Ji Lingyun said that she has a nose and eyes, but she didn't realize a problem, and she put it away, but she forgot to take it back.

Yang Xuan was also drunk.

He used his toes to know that the ghost that was supposed to lead the way had run away!

What should I do, my pants are all off, I can't stop doing things because I don't have a condom!

It seems that you have to catch a strong man who is familiar with the way.

However, when Yang Xuan said the request, the only strong man, that is, the village chief, rolled his eyes, vomited, and fell straight to the ground and fainted.

"Didn't you? Yang Xuan originally thought that the village was pretending, but when he stepped forward, the old man was really stunned.

This time, it was embarrassing.