【Chapter 0005】Not a Simple Woman (Ask for Collection Recommendation Votes)
Such a thrilling scene, Yang Xuan sweated for the short-haired girl, thanks to the fact that the sky was just dawn, there were no pedestrians on the road, otherwise it would be full of blood.
Looking at his small steel cannon again, it is not enough to describe it as miserable, and it is almost a small mini car in a box.
Although there was some pain in his flesh, Yang Xuan couldn't take care of his car anymore, and hurriedly ran to the red Mazda, which was also hit into a mess, intending to save people.
However, before he could touch the doorknob, the cab door opened. Soon, the short-haired girl stumbled out of the car, looking at him with a blank expression, as if she had not recovered from the panic.
Seeing that people didn't even rub their skin, Yang Xuan began to look at the tall short-haired girl in front of him, with short eyebrows, a cute baby face, a black vest, super shorts, and a relatively cool and capable dress, although the airfield above is not much to see, but the pair of straight and white long legs below can have absolute lethality to the man with thigh control.
Wait a minute!
I said how to be taller than me, dare to wear a pair of high heels.
High heels?
Isn't that death when you drive in high heels?
Yang Xuan was speechless.
"Ahh
A sudden scream startled Yang Xuan and asked, "What are you doing?"
"I, I, I, this, this, oh my God, what's going on?" the short-haired girl covered her mouth in surprise as she looked at the swaying and screaming cars. When I looked back at the front of my car, I was about to cry, "What the hell happened?
"No, I did it. Yang Xuan rolled his eyes very cooperatively.
As soon as she heard Yang Xuan say this, the short-haired girl didn't know if she was teased by her head show, or if she really didn't come back to her senses, so she breathed a sigh of relief with an exaggerated expression, and kept slapping the airport that was already empty, and said in a tone that was fortunately not mine, "Oops! scared me to death, I thought it was me ......."
As she spoke, the short-haired girl suddenly stopped again, glanced back at the car that was still snorting white smoke, turned around and said to Yang Xuan angrily, "How did you drive, look at my car, it's all right." ”
"I'll ......"
Encountering such a strange thing, Yang Xuan suddenly had a bitter smile, turned around and pointed to the small steel cannon in the middle of the road that could no longer see the brand clearly, and said, "What if I hit you? Why is your car butt intact, but my car butt is directly gone?"
"That's your car, who hit you!" asked the short-haired girl stupidly.
It is said that women are big-chested and brainless.
Yang Xuan would never have thought that he would meet a woman with neither breasts nor brains in the morning.
Although there were some suspicions that the short-haired girl was deliberately pretending to be stupid, Yang Xuan still patiently told the original story of her heroic scene just now, and then said, "I think that in this case, you had better call the police and let the police deal with it." Finally, a kind reminder, and a phone call to report insurance. ”
"Oh, yes. ”
Yang Xuan pointed to the pair of legging heels on the short-haired girl's feet and said, "If you don't want to be educated by the police uncle, I suggest you change the high heels first, that may be the culprit of the accident." ”
"I just bought a new car! I haven't even got a license plate yet......."
Suddenly, a miserable howl startled the two of them, and when they looked at the sound, they saw a man in a suit and leather shoes standing in front of a couple of unlicensed Ford cars, screaming and jumping.
"I'm ....... Which of the kings and calves knocked Lao Tzu into him, and what about people?
Immediately after, another Passat owner who was hit also came, but his anger was much greater than that of the Ford owner.
Obviously, these people are here to drive to work.
"What should I do, what should I do?" Seeing that there were more people on the road, the two car owners also took out their phones to call the police, and the short-haired girl began to panic, and rushed to the doctor, so she pulled Yang Xuan and asked what to do.
"What can I do? ”
Yang Xuan didn't want to have too much to do with this stupid woman, so he said angrily, "Why don't you hurry up and explain the situation to the owner of the car, and then call the police." ”
"That person is so fierce, I'm afraid!" The short-haired girl didn't care what Yang Xuan's expression was, she just tugged at his sleeve anyway.
Under normal circumstances, as long as a beautiful woman shows a pitiful expression, most men will be cheap.
But the short-haired girl is like this, but it makes Yang Xuan feel a little annoying, isn't it clear that he is used as a gun!
This proves that this woman is not stupid at all, and has been playing dumb with him from the beginning.
Therefore, Yang Xuan shook his hand and sneered: "You are a woman, are you still afraid that he will not be able to beat you?" ”
"You're still not a man, not a gentleman at all. The short-haired girl also guessed that her mind was seen through by Yang Xuan, so she no longer pretended to be pitiful, and directly looked at her with a roll of her eyes.
"Okay, don't use the agitation method, it's useless. ”
Yang Xuan didn't want to continue to dwell on this matter, and when he finished saying that he was about to leave, he was dragged by the short-haired girl again, and he couldn't help but be a little angry, and said in a somewhat heavy tone, "Are you finished?
"I, I didn't mean to run, it's just, it's just, I'm ....... I don't have a driver's license. The short-haired girl squirmed for a long time, and finally told the truth.
Ox break!
If you don't have a driver's license, you don't have to obey the rules, so you can't die!
While Yang Xuan admired it in his heart, he actually had a feeling of schadenfreude, "What do you mean, what do you mean? It's useless for you to pull me without a driver's license!"
"I just want you to ......"
"Don't talk about it, don't even think about it. ”
"Big brother. ”
"It's useless to call my husband. ”
"Husband...... Husband, how did you drive, you hit so many cars, our insurance is enough to pay! Woo woo ....." The short-haired girl's voice was so loud that she could hear it on the other side of the river.
Looking at a few car owners who were scolding and scolding and walking towards them menacingly, Yang Xuan knew that he was in the pit of his short-haired girl.
"Hey, hey, husband, you're miserable!" After the short-haired girl showed a wicked smile, she pretended to be aggrieved and continued to complain, "Didn't I just talk a few more words to my male colleagues........?
"Hey, are you too tricky? I'll see how you act when the police come. Yang Xuan couldn't understand, how could a person who obviously had a brain do such a thing that Fan Er didn't want to do.
"That's what you're talking about!
At this time, the short-haired girl suddenly raised a black driver's notebook and a car key, "Your driver's license and car keys are here, see how you explain it! Oh, by the way, look at your car." ”
Driver's license and car keys are not in the ...... of the car
Damn, where's my car?
Looking back, there was still his own small steel cannon on the road, which was long gone.