Chapter 1 The Egg Speaks!
Bang~
The sky was overcast, and from time to time there was a deafening thunderclap, and purple thunder loomed.
On the high platform at the top of the mountain, a young man was tied to a metal column, and there were more than a dozen old men with immortal aura lingering around him, and hundreds of disciples in uniform stood under the high platform.
"On this trip to find treasures, even the uncle of the Mahayana period died, and you, a junior of the Yuan Infant, escaped back, how can you explain it?"
"Stinky old man, what kind of logic do you have, Lao Tzu is blessed with a great life, what's wrong?!"
"Bastard, if you don't confess again, the Zixiao God Thunder will definitely make your soul fly away for a while!"
Bang~
As soon as the words fell, a purple thunder fell on the golden column, and the young man's eyes were about to split.
"Senior brother, stop it, he is going to die, that secret treasure will ......"
"It's not me, I didn't do anything!"
......
"Ahh
Fang Dong woke up suddenly, shook his head, looked at the familiar tricycle in a daze, and let out a sigh of relief, it turned out to be a dream, and he thought that he had been struck by lightning.
However, this dream was too real, and he still remembered everything that happened in the dream clearly, and even the awkward cultivation exercises seemed to be engraved in his mind.
Just then, a shout interrupted his thoughts.
"The chengguan is here!"
Fang Dong didn't care about anything else, skillfully put away his things, jumped on the tricycle, and when he was leaving, he saw the smiling face of the breakfast car owner next to him.
It must have been reported by this grandson again, and when Lao Tzu earns money, he will also rent a breakfast car, and he will sell whatever Lao Tzu sells!
Mr. Guo's words are not wrong at all, peers are wrongdoers, and those who sell breakfast will not be awkward with those who sell skins.
Soon there was a long queue of more than a dozen tricycles on the road, which was very impressive.
Fang Dong blushed and stepped on his pedals in the 'long dragon', if he was intercepted by the city management, all his belongings would be confiscated.
Made, those cyclists should be here for a few months.
"Dongzi, you let me ride on the side of the road!" shouted a meat and bun seller next to him.
Chengguan cars catch up with them, and they usually intercept the breakfast stall outside.
Their tricycles were the most primitive kind, neither electric nor powered, and gradually fell behind the back of the group.
Fang Dong raised the corner of his right eyebrows, ", old man who lacks virtue, you have a daughter-in-law and a child, and your life is complete, Lao Tzu is still a place, don't you want to make money!"
Having said that, he moved out of the way of the side of the road, hoping that he wouldn't be so unlucky.
It's a pity that reality often likes to rip off the pants of people who have a fluke mentality and slap them again.
The chengguan's car happened to stop him.
Fang Dong watched the old man selling meat and buns gradually move away, wanting to cry without tears.
This old man won't even look back!
"Hey, do you know if you are not allowed to set up a stall!" a chengguan asked as he got out of the car.
"Big brother, you're doing well, I'm out of the stall this first day. Fang Dong hid two red tickets in his palm as he spoke, and handed them over.
"Next time, pay attention, bring me two sets of flatbread eggs first!"
Fang Dong was stunned for a moment,, is this going to grind before killing the donkey?
"Why are you stunned! You want to make something delicious, I'll let you go today. ”
"Yes, yes, right away!" Fang Dong didn't have a choice, turned on the switch to preheat, and the whole process was completed in one go, and he handed the finished product to the chengguan with both hands.
He watched as the chengguan returned to the car and vaguely heard the conversation in the car.
"I said earlier that you wouldn't drive this car out to buy breakfast, it's really hard. ”
"Taste, this kid's big cake and eggs are delicious. ”
"Can it still be as delicious as the fool from before?"
After Fang Dongmu sent the chengguan car away, he couldn't cry or laugh in his heart, on the one hand, he felt a sense of accomplishment of being recognized, and on the other hand, he felt sorry for the two red tickets.
What the hell, are you pooping in your head? Drive a chengguan car to buy breakfast!
There were four breakfast carts in his stall, and only one of them sold the same thing, but the business was far worse than his.
Fang Dong rode the tricycle into the dilapidated corridor of his house.
If only there was a golden finger like in the novel!
When the time comes, I must rent a breakfast car, phew, I want to open a breakfast shop, and see who dares to beat me!
"Boy, it's here!" a familiar voice sounded behind him.
"!" Fang Dong was shocked, jumped off the three wheels and looked at the entrance of the building.
Two figures of five big and three thick stood at the entrance of the building, one shirtless with an apron full of oil, and the other wearing a vest.
The apron man was the one who sold the same thing as him in the breakfast car, and he always looked at Fang Dong unpleasantly on weekdays, and he always found fault.
"I know what I mean by looking for you!" the apron man clicked the knuckles of his fingers.
"I said Brother Butcher, did you go to the wrong set?" Fang Dong raised the corner of his right eyebrow.
Burst~
"Don't say, you really look like a pig killer when you change into a black apron. The man in the tank top couldn't help but laugh.
The apron man's face was flushed, "I'll just ask you, can you set up a stall in a different place!"
"Aren't you the one who should change places?" Fang Dong's neck tilted, his face puzzled.
"What do you mean!"
"That's for breakfast, and it's not a pork market, with your brain, pigs have to treat you as their own kind when they see it!" Fang Dong sneered.
", I'll fight until you call grandpa today!"
"Good grandson, it's so sweet. The corners of Fang Dong's mouth hooked a sneer, and he casually glanced at his tricycle, and he had to let you bleed some blood if he did it with Lao Tzu.
"Grass, hit him!" the shirtless man clenched his fists and walked towards Fang Dong.
Seeing this, Fang Dong directly picked up the bucket of eggs and threw it at the vest man, and at the same time grabbed the frying pan and smashed it at the apron man's head.
"Knock"
There was a muffled sound, and the man in the apron covered his headache and exhaled.
The man in the vest is smeared with egg mixture mixed with eggshells.
Fang Dong took this opportunity to rush out quickly.
"It's out!" Fang Dong showed joy.
Wait for Lao Tzu to run out of the community, and see if you dare to do it.
Suddenly.
His upper clothes were tugged on, and his body was unbalanced as he rushed forward, sitting on his back on the ground.
Immediately afterwards, the apron man ran over and kicked it, and Fang Dong's body rolled forward and lay on the ground.
"Fuyuko, isn't it a bull to compare?" the apron man smirked.
Fang Dong gritted his teeth and endured the pain, "If you want to fight, just fight, don't mess with your lines!"
"Damn!" the apron man kicked again.
Fang Dong curled up on the ground with red eyes, there were more drag marks more than a meter away on the ground in front of him, his heart was filled with anger, and his whole body seemed to be burning with a stream of heat, which kept surging towards the center of his eyebrows.
The apron man came up to him and kicked him with his right leg back.
Suddenly!
"Ahh
Fang Dong was dumbfounded, just now, a light and shadow rushed out of his eyebrows, a dazzling white light lit up all around, and his body was protected by a pale golden light shield.
What the hell is this?
There was a white vortex in front of Fang Dong's body, and the surrounding light converged towards the vortex, gradually condensing, and a white sphere the size of a fist appeared.
Why is it an egg?
"Lao Tzu is not an egg!"
A man's voice sounded in Fang Dong's mind, with anger.
it!
This egg speaks!