The things in the first grade of primary school are too simple, Gu Meng listened to her father's preview for less than three minutes, and she yawned: "Dad has talked about these things before, Mengmeng will know them a long time ago." Dad should talk about something else. ”

Gu Fan closed the textbook, and he looked down at his daughter: "That's all for the first-grade curriculum, how can there be anything else to talk about?"

The little girl held her father's hand and kept shaking: "Dad tells Mengmeng a story, Mengmeng wants to hear Dad's adventures." ”

"Dad's adventures?" Gu Fan thought for a while, and he suggested to his daughter: "Why don't you just wear VR glasses to watch 3D?" Mom is still at home, and she will hear me tell you horror stories in a while, and it is time to buy a washboard on the Internet. ”

The little girl resolutely disagreed with her father's approach: "Meng Meng has to listen to her father's story, and watching VR is not interesting." Haven't you read the words of education experts, telling stories to Meng Meng can help strengthen the image of a good father. ”

Gu Fan couldn't resist his daughter's request, he pondered for a while: "Okay, I'll tell you a new story." It's a world where there are only daddies, and no one else has anything to do. Some are just endless good dads. ”

"The Power of Amusement, Three Sections"

Listening to the five big words on the expressionless face of the simulated daughter puppet, Gu Fan's lips had a touch of self-deprecation, and the clenched palms were stabbed deeply into the palms because of the strength, bringing bursts of pain...

The simulated daughter doll is a prop used to test the strength of the trainee dad, and every trainee dad has to undergo such a test.

"Gu Fan, funny power, three paragraphs!Level: low!" Next to the little girl's puppet, a middle-aged man repeated the results in an indifferent tone.

As soon as the middle-aged man blurted out his words, it was no surprise that there was a commotion of ridicule in the crowded square.

"The power of the third paragraph, let him coax his daughter, I'm afraid that he will make his daughter cry, right?"

"Hey, this waste really disgraces the face of the literary daddy. ”

"If it weren't for the fact that he was a little similar to Luo Yunfeng, this kind of waste dad would have been driven out of the starting point and left to fend for himself, how could he have the opportunity to stay in the urban channel and cheat the recommendation votes. ”

"Alas, how did the genius dad who smelled Tian Yin in the past become like this now?"

"Who knows, maybe you did something bad to provoke the wrath of the goddess of fate..."

The disdainful ridicule and regretful sighs from around him fell into the ears of Gu Fan, who was staying in place like a wooden stake, like sharp thorns piercing his heart, making his breathing slightly short.

Hearing this, the little girl interjected: "Dad's story sounds so familiar, aren't you afraid that Xiao Yan will kill you with a single move of Buddha Fury Fire Lotus?"

"Can you listen to me continue to tell the story?" Gu Fan coughed dryly and continued to make it up cheekily.

"Okay, for Dad's sake," the little girl nodded seriously: "Mengmeng depends on your high imitation of plagiarism in the teasing firmament, how to divide the power?"

Gu Fan was very dissatisfied with his daughter's naming, and he protested: "This name is so vulgar, can't I call it Daddy Cangqiong? Besides, I call it borrowing, which is the same as the peach blossoms of the three lives and three worlds." ”

"You have borrowed it all, and you are embarrassed to say that it is original?" Gu Meng rolled her eyes at her father: "Don't bring bad Mengmeng's three views." ”

The world of only dads is judged by the ability to take care of children.

According to the different qualities of the daughters, the types of daughters are divided into: heaven, earth, Xuan, and Huang, and each level has three grades: upper, middle and lower. It's easy to bring a good daughter, and the dad's teasing power can also rise quickly.

Only when the power of teasing his daughter reaches nine levels can he be expected to become a one-star dad.

"Stop for a moment," Gu Meng raised his little brain and looked at Gu Fan: "If such a world really exists, what kind of daughter is Mengmeng?"

Looking at his daughter's innocent big eyes, Gu Fan couldn't help but laugh: "What grade should Mengmeng be, don't you have a conclusion in your heart, girl? Do you have to do certification from Dad? If Dad says that Mengmeng only has a yellow rank subordinate, will the girl be unhappy?"

"Well, Mengmeng has completed the judgment of Dad's teasing power," was deliberately brushed up by her father for a bad review, and the little girl exhaled angrily: "Dad is embarrassed to say that his teasing power has three paragraphs." In Mengmeng's opinion, it is not high to give her father a negative three paragraphs. Passerby A is not wrong at all, let his father coax Meng Meng, he will only make Meng Meng cry. ”

If Dad doesn't apologize, Meng Meng will let Dad see the number one fire - Meng Meng's anger. ”

"Well, it was all my fault just now. Gu Fan honestly apologized to his daughter: "In my father's eyes, Mengmeng is the best daughter in the world, and Mengmeng is invincible." ”

The little girl turned her head to look at her father, and she turned her head dissatisfied: "Dad's apology is not sincere enough." ”

"It's okay, Daddy's trick to press the bottom of the box, a big move specially used to calm Meng Meng's anger. Buddha Fury—Uh, no, it's Banana Boat Ice Cream!" Gu Fan reached out and opened a large hole in his stomach and pulled out a complete banana boat ice cream from inside.

In order not to cause abnormal fluctuations in the surrounding space, Gu Fan put the entrance of the carry-on space in his stomach.

This has many benefits, minimizing the impact of fluctuations in different space on Earth. The fluctuation of the opening and closing of the portable space can also be regarded as the diffusion of information in a certain sense.

Just in case, Gu Fan simply used his body to absorb these energy fluctuations.

"Even if Dad wants to play the role of a robot cat who wants anything, the robot cat doesn't disembowel himself first, and then take things out. Gu Meng looked at the ice cream that was still bubbling with cold air in surprise, but she couldn't stop muttering: "Dad's big move almost scared Meng Meng to death." ”

The banana boat, which Gu Fan put in his carry-on space, can keep it fresh forever.

No matter how long it is stored in the space, the taste when you take it out is exactly the same as when you put it in.

The little girl was eating banana boat ice cream, but she still didn't forget to urge her father: "Dad can continue to tell the story, Mengmeng is very curious now, how can you change the plot of Nalan Yanran's divorce - but then again, why hasn't Mengmeng appeared yet?"

"Since it is a world where dad is king, of course there is no plot of divorce, and some are just competing for their daughters. Gu Fan coughed dryly, and he continued to tell his daughter the story.

Gu Fan came to the living room and saw Gu Jiangshuang sitting in the VIP seat with two old men.

The moment he saw the woman, he was stunned by the strength of the other party: Gu Jiangxian was already a three-star nurse selected by Michelin. And the people behind her, one is Xiao Bailang, a seven-star good dad, and the other is Jin Jianguo, a five-star good dad.

It turned out that they were masters from the Chongyue Sect in Tianyin City, and Gu Jiangshuang was Gu Fan's wife, and this time she came for the custody of her daughter Gu Meng.

In order to take back the custody of his daughter Gu Meng from Gu Fan, Xiao Bailang even took out a parenting expert's secret book "How to get along with his daughter".

With this secret, Gu Fan was immediately able to be promoted to a one-star dad.

Hearing Gu Jiangxian's conditions, Gu Fan became extremely angry: "Even if the secret recipe can give me the strength of a one-star daddy, but without my daughter Gu Meng, what is the use of this strength?

As soon as the story came to this point, Gu Fan suddenly heard the cold voice of a woman coming out from behind: "What did you just say?

Hey, it seems to be from the child's mother? When did she come and eavesdrop?

Gu Fan looked down at his daughter with a little reproach: "Mengmeng, when did my mother come?"

"From the moment my mother appeared in the story, my mother came. ”

"Then why don't you give your father a signal?" Gu Fan said bitterly: "Is there such a thing as you watching your father?"

Gu Meng's face was full of cunning: "Dad, don't worry, it's just a story anyway, and Mom won't take it seriously." Hmm~~~~ Meng Meng By the way, I can't even grab Meng Meng's custody, and the father in the story is really bad. ”