"If you buy a Yaoyao, you will get a multi-functional father, which can be used as a scapegoat at a critical moment. Gu Yao's face was full of childishness and seriousness, and she tried hard to sell herself: "Isn't my mother not tempted?"

"No, no, my sister doesn't learn like this. Meng Meng rarely heard her mother say this. Gu Meng shook her head again and again, she raised her head and dragged her mother's hand and shook it from side to side: "The mother and daughter are here, and when they meet, they hug each other, and my mother hugs-"

Gu Yao retorted in a firm tone: "My sister is wrong, every time you and I get into trouble, my mother will always blame my father like this." It's the same today, it won't change with my sister's thoughts. ”

"Your coquettishness is useless to me, and it's useless to divert firepower with Dad, and today I won't anger Da Yinniu if I say anything. Each of you sisters must write me a review, and if you don't, your mother won't bother you for three days. Gu Jiangshuang had a straight face, and her tone was very stiff.

No matter how softly her daughter pleaded, the woman looked unmoved.

"Sister, why doesn't your plan work?" Gu Yao hugged her mother's hand in distress, and the little guy hung on her mother with her feet hanging in the air and fluttering, but she didn't get a response from her mother.

Hearing her sister's complaints, Gu Meng sighed and said, "Mengmeng has nothing to do, what tricks does my sister have, hurry up." ”

"Sister, why don't you sell Yaoyao. Yaoyao comes with a gift to you with an original and genuine father. Gu Yao stood beside Gu Meng with a frustrated face, and she complained dissatisfiedly: "We can make Dad look like Mom, and then go and spoil her." A mother in the philosophical sense will not ignore Yaoyao. ”

"It seems that it can be done," the little girl pondered for a while, and she said deliberately: "Mengmeng has seen a famous theory called the Matthew effect. Those parents who like their children will make their children like her more. Parents who don't like their children lose even the only love their daughters have. ”

"Well, that's it. Meng Meng bought her sister with the gold of the boat at her feet. ”

After Yaoyao received the money, she used this boatload of gold to buy her sister. Gu Yao cheered happily: "Sister, remember to give an original father to Yaoyao." ”

"You have done a really good job in these two transactions, and they have directly added billions of GDP to the country. Gu Fan couldn't help but complain: "The child is her mother, you don't have anything to say?"

Of course Gu Jiangshuang has something to say!

She was made sour by the discussion between her two daughters: I educate my daughters with the intention of doing it for their good. Not only did these two little girls not understand, but they planned to unite with their father to isolate me, my mother.

I am kind enough to educate my children, is this also wrong?

The woman thought about it and felt that it was all Gu Fan's fault! If he hadn't taught the child well, Mengmeng and Yaoyao would never have been so naughty. even put on a posture of fighting her to the end.

As soon as she thought of this, Gu Jiangxian blurted out her resentful words: "Big Silver Bull, look at what you have become of the child? Now my daughter refuses to listen to me, it's all your fault." ”

As soon as her words came out, and then looked at the two little girls who covered their mouths and snickered, the woman's face suddenly became strange: Not long ago, it seemed that Gu Yao had said the same thing.

At that time, Gu Jiangxian swore that she would not be angry with her children and her father, but would settle accounts with her daughters. As a result, in less than five minutes, Gu Jiangxian pushed the responsibility onto the child's father, and then planned to find comfort in her husband.

"Is this a lying down shot?" Gu Fan said helplessly: "I have tried to stand as far away as possible, but I was still accidentally injured by the child's mother's fire." What about educating your daughter?"

"Dad, don't be discouraged," Gu Meng said seriously: "After a woman is frustrated, she will subconsciously ask for help from the person she relies on the most. How much your mother complains about you, how much she depends on you in her heart. Sister, what do you say?"

Gu Yao nodded, and immediately sang to her sister's explanation: "This is love, I can't say it clearly." ”

"Big Silver Bull, now even children dare to make jokes to make fun of me," Gu Jiangxian stomped her feet and said coquettishly: "Do I still have status in the family?"

Gu Fan glanced at her with a little sympathy: "You are content, you don't see the two girls who are in the pit." What's so great about using you to practice talk shows? I hope they don't just tell jokes and don't cheat their fathers, and they are not happy. ”

"I figured it out, to be a father for them, you have to have strong enough nerves. ”

"Sister, tell Yaoyao a joke about Dad. Her father's words made Gu Yao have a strong desire to learn, and she urged repeatedly: "Yaoyao also has to learn from her sister." ”

Gu Meng opened her mouth and came: "Mengmeng has no jokes here, some are true." I remember when Mengmeng was very young, one day at noon, my father coaxed Mengmeng to take a nap. But at that time, Meng Meng wanted to listen to the story, so she didn't want to sleep. ”

As a result, Dad told one story after another. In the end, he got impatient, and said loudly with a glaring eye at Mengmeng, why do you have so many things to do with this little girl? It's more troublesome to coax you to sleep than to coax your mother to sleep. ”

Gu Jiangxian's face turned crimson, and she pointed at her two daughters and couldn't cry and laugh: "Big Silver Bull, listen, you don't plan to take care of it? When I want to discipline the child, you are not allowed to protect your shortcomings!"

"Mengmeng, it's time to test your wisdom. Gu Fan coughed dryly, and he said seriously: "Dad will give you a chance of up to twenty words, if you can't use the shortest words to make Mom angry, you just wait to accept the punishment." ”

"Until that day," Gu Meng seemed to fall into memory, she said slowly with some sadness and joy: "Mengmeng only knew one thing, it turns out that I also have a mother!"

The little girl's tone was full of pride and surprise, but it was a lot of sadness in the woman's ears.

Gu Jiangshuang, who was still angry, thought about the scene when her daughter chased after her father and asked where her mother was, but Gu Fan couldn't answer, and the woman's tears fell in an instant.

She immediately hugged the two little girls and cried: "Woo woo woo - Meng Meng forgive my mother, okay? I won't be angry with you in the future." ”

"Hey, who did it wrong? Mom, can you be sober?" Gu Fan kindly reminded: "Mengmeng has watched countless romance dramas. Her sensational skills are the best in the world, don't be fooled by her disguise. ”

Gu Fan, who is too familiar with his daughter's tricks—as a Silver Wing Demon, he is good at attacking enemies with heart flaws. The little girl adopts the same tactics to sell her father to invite pets, and complain to her mother to win sympathy.

"Don't you talk about my daughter like that!" Gu Jiangxian glared at him fiercely, she hugged her two daughters and refused to let go: "Mengmeng and Yaoyao are both good children, and they have never alienated me because of my incompetence. ”

"Well, Yaoyao and her sister like their mother the most!" Gu Yao immediately helped her mother.

At an angle that her mother couldn't see, Gu Meng proudly made a V-shaped gesture at Gu Fan. This is both the meaning of victory and the reminder she has to remind her father that the previous sentence is exactly twenty words, not a single one.

Look, I knew it was going to happen!

Gu Fan looked at the sky speechlessly: The little girl can be invincible every time. I can't help it, who would let two adults eat this set? But think about it another way - they really deserve to be my daughters.

Thinking of this, Gu Fan suddenly stopped worrying that the two children would suffer when they grew up.