Chapter 56: King Kong
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Chapter 56: King Kong
Bu Qingyun heard Tian Xinzi's words, and hurriedly said: "Xin'er, don't think so, as the saying goes, 'It's better to die than to live', if you live, you will have tomorrow, and if you live, you will have hope!"
Tian Xinzi nodded: "Yes, I thought so too, so I persevered." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Bu Qingyun groaned slightly, and said, "Xin'er, what are you going to tell me this time?" The words fell, and suddenly Yue was curious and shouted: "You can't tell him, otherwise someone will insult you!"
Bu Qingyun said angrily: "Hooligan!"
Tian Xinzi smiled bitterly: "It's okay, I really don't care." The shogun, Yamaguchi, did not simply send an envoy to meet your great master......"
Bu Qingyun intercepted: "But Niu Guoshi?"
Tian Xinzi said indifferently: "I don't care if his surname is Niu, Donkey or Mule, I only know that he is a great teacher." ”
"Understood. Bu Qingyun said again, "What is the important matter for that envoy to go to see Niu Guoshi?"
Tian Xinzi said: "Special envoy Junyasaburo Watanabe wants to discuss a ...... with your great master."
Yue interjected curiously and asked, "Watanabe is stupid?" Tian Xinzi said, "Yes." Yue asked curiously, "He has eighty-three children?"
Bu Qingyun smiled when he heard this: "You are stupid, Eighty San Lang means that he has eighty-three brothers and sisters." ”
"I see!" Yue also smiled curiously, "Actually, I know." ”
Bu Qingyun turned his head and said, "Xin'er, what are they discussing?" Tian Xinzi said: "Divide the Ming Dynasty equally." Bu Qingyun said confusedly: "Divide it evenly, one person and half?" Tian Xinzi nodded: "That's it." ”
Yue was furious: "Outrageous!"
Bu Qingyun shouted: "Joke!"
Yue roared curiously: "Ridiculous!"
"It's not ridiculous. Bu Qingyun groaned, "You don't know, Niu Guoshi is very important to the emperor, and all the big and small matters in the palace are handled by him." He supervised the East and West Second Factory and Jinyiwei, one person was above 10,000 people, and his power was overwhelming. If he wants to be a traitor, no one can stop him, this ......"
Yue said curiously: "How should this be good?" Bu Qingyun smashed his mouth: "This matter is easy to do, just kill Watanabe Jun Yasaburo." ”
"That's a good thing," Yue curiously spread his hands, "but we don't know where he is." ”
Tian Xinzi said: "He lives in a small village in the capital. Yue Curious frowned and said, "You let us go to the capital to find a small village?"
Tian Xinzi said: "That village is near 'Paradise on Earth', if you find a red lacquered gate and shout 'Peach Blossoms are blooming', someone will naturally lead you to meet him." ”
Yue asked curiously, "This is the joint code?"
Tian Xinzi said softly: "Hi Yi." ”
Bu Qingyun suddenly said: "Then why don't you say 'cherry blossoms are blooming'?"
Tian Xinzi pursed his lips and smiled: "Do you think this is Fusang, isn't this revealing the details? Alas, they are very strict in doing things, this is where Yamaguchi is not simple, he is not simple!" After speaking, he closed his eyes.
Bu Qingyun hurriedly said: "Xin'er, you can't die, wake up!"
Tian Xinzi opened his eyes and smiled: "Xiaoqing, don't worry, I won't die." With that, his head tilted and he stopped moving.
Bu Qingyun cautiously probed her nose, but she was already breathless. His heart was desolate, and he couldn't help but sigh: "Xin'er, why can't you think about it so much! This is really ...... It's really ......"
Yue was curious and said angrily: "What is this?
Bu Qingyun said: "I want to say it too, but I don't know what words to say later, this is really ......"
Yue's curious eyelids fell, and he said in a deep voice, "Okay, what kind of place is heaven on earth, can we go in?"
Bu Qingyun smiled: "Anyone can go in." ”
Yue was stunned: "It's so simple?" Bu Qingyun said: "It's that simple, it's a brothel." ”
Yue was curious and stunned: "Brothel?"
"Of course," Bu Qingyun's eyes glowed with a strange brilliance, "that is the most luxurious and famous brothel in the capital." Oiran is known as 'people love, flowers bloom, car see car puncture' known as the Beijing pear blossom pressure begonia of the famous kiln sister Li Lashi girl, I have been in love for a long time, but unfortunately the fate of a sight, today I am fortunate to see Zhu Yan, it is really a pleasure to ......"
Yue was stunned: "Are you stupid, or do you have a nervous disorder?"
Bu Qingyun's face turned red: "I...... The polite words are smooth. ”
Yue curiously shook his head: "The capital is so far away, how can we go?" Bu Qingyun smiled: "As long as there is sincerity, the road is at your feet." ”
Yue was stunned: "Walking?"
Bu Qingyun said: "It's just a thousand miles, not too far." ”
Yue was curious and stunned: "Thousands of miles is not too far?" Bu Qingyun coughed twice and said, "Actually, ...... from here"
"This is heaven on earth, come, friend!" suddenly a vigorous voice came from outside the temple.
Yue couldn't help but be stunned when he was curious: "Paradise on earth is here, and there are also chain stores in brothels?"
Bu Qingyun was also confused: "I haven't heard of it, maybe...... Their business is so good, let's open a branch. ”
When the two of them walked out of this City God Temple, they saw a magnificent palace appear a few feet away. Resplendent and magnificent, carved beams and painted columns, flying eaves and flowers, flowers blooming, beautiful women like clouds, light mist, like real and illusory.
Yue was curious: "How can there be a brothel here? Could it be that we have really arrived in heaven on earth?"
Bu Qingyun shook his head: "This is not heaven, but an illusion." ”
Yue was curious and frowned: "Hallucination? ”
Yue said curiously: "Xuangong, Illusion, so dragged?"
Bu Qingyun said: "That's it! I thought about it, there is only one person in the world who has this ability." ”
Yue asked curiously and mechanically, "Who?"
Bu Qingyun said: "This person is as famous as Monkey King...... Yue said curiously: "Six-eared macaque?"
"No!" Bu Qingyun Zhengse said, "This person is called a three-eyed baboon, and he has cultivated to at least the eighth layer of Xuangong, which can be called invincible in the world." ”
"Eight layers?" Yue said curiously, "How many layers are there?"
"I can't tell," Bu Qingyun said, "the art is endless." ”
"Yes. Yue curiously praised, "Xuangong is really amazing, it's good, it's wonderful, it's croaking!"
"That's true!" Bu Qingyun then shook his mouth into a circle, "Quack...... Quack ......"
"Don't croak!" Yue said curiously, "Why did the three-eyed baboon set up such an illusion?"
Bu Qingyun said in a low voice: "This is a method of cultivating Xuangong. Hey, do you see those two mirrors in the garden in front of you?"
Yue raised his eyes curiously and said, "I saw it." Bu Qingyun said: "You can see what you want to see the most from inside, but you must not look at it! Otherwise, you will fall into this illusion and cannot extricate yourself." ”
Yue smiled curiously: "This illusion is so wonderful, why not fall into it?" Bu Qingyun said in a deep voice: "The soul will fly away!"
Yue was taken aback, but saw Bu Qingyun staring directly at the mirror in front of him, his eyes shining, and his expression was fascinated. He snorted and said to himself, "Don't let me see it, but you want to see it yourself, you are simply a fool!" After speaking, he also looked at the mirror in front of him—a woman appeared in it, a bright and beautiful girl.
Yue Curious had a look mixed with joy and pain on his face, and muttered: "Jade skin, jade skin, my beauty, I ......" Before he finished speaking, Bu Qingyun's thick and magnetic voice sounded beside him: "Jade skin, jade skin, my beauty, I ......"
Yue's curiosity jumped, and he turned his head to look, only to see that the mirror in front of Bu Qingyun's eyes also showed the image of Long Yu's muscle. He was furious and roared, "My horse, you dare to rob it?"
Bu Qingyun took two steps back, coughed twice, and said angrily: "You dare to hit me?" Yue Curious didn't answer, raised his hand and punched Bu Qingyun in the heart.
Bu Qingyun spat out a mouthful of blood and roared, "You really dare to hit me?" Yue was curious and still didn't answer, he slammed his elbow fist on Bu Qingyun's mouth.
Bu Qingyun's body shook and almost fell. He wiped the blood stains from the corners of his mouth, and said coldly: "The matter has come to this, I can only be polite, ahh......h
Bu Qingyun hurriedly said: "Let go quickly, it hurts!" Yue Curious's eyes widened: "Don't let go, I'll pinch, I'll pinch hard!"
Bu Qingyun was in pain, and he was unable to fight back, so he had to beg bitterly: "Let the blood be connected again, keep the roots......!" Ahh
Yue was curious and gritted his teeth, his face was hideous, and he said loudly: "Don't stay, I'll pinch, I'll pinch and pinch!"
Beads of sweat from Bu Qingyun's head kept rolling down, and he suddenly roared, raising his arms and shouting: "I can't stand it, I'm about to explode!"
Yue was curious and sneered: "Don't die in pain, just explode in pain, you explode!"
Bu Qingyun suddenly became extremely calm, and said, "Lao Yue, we're trapped, we're finished." ”
Yue was stunned for a moment, and let go of his hand, only to see more than a dozen graceful beauties coming hand in hand. He smiled slightly: "Actually, it's good to fall in, but it's a pity that this is an illusion, these beauties are not real." As soon as he had finished speaking, the beauties opened their arms and rushed up to him and threw him to the ground. Some of them twisted their faces, some pinched their arms, some bit their thighs, and some pulled their hair.
Yue was frightened, even more panicked, and shouted desperately: "Come and save me!"
"Come and save me!" Bu Qingyun also fell to the ground, surrounded by bewitching beauties.
Yue roared curiously: "I feel like I'm about to explode, you luck Xuangong!"
Bu Qingyun said: "This is the Xuantian Illusion under the three-eyed baboon, I can't deal with it alone, you and I must join forces to have a glimmer of life!"
"But I don't know how to do it. Yue was curious and grimacing.
Bu Qingyun said angrily: "At this life-and-death juncture when your life is hanging by a thread, you are still hiding your secrets? I saw you kill dozens of Dongying warriors with a gorgeous turn, and you still say that you don't know Xuangong? By the way, that's qigong, but the legendary Taishang Qigong?"
"That's right, that's the Infinite King Kong ...... Atmospheric work. Yue curiously turned over suddenly, his buttocks up, and roared, "Force!"
At the same time, step Qingyun silently used Xuangong.
There was an earth-shattering sound, the smoke was swirling, the beauties were gone, the gardens were gone, the pavilions were gone, the palaces were gone, and everything was back to its original appearance.
Yue Curious stood up, patted the dust on his body, and said with a smile: "It's okay, the world is peaceful." As soon as the words fell, the earth shook violently.
There was a loud bang, dust flew, sand and rocks flew, and trees rose from the ground one after another, until the ground cracked and the sky collapsed.
Suddenly, a deafening roar sounded in the ground.
The two of them followed the prestige, and something broke through the earth, and it was an orangutan as big as a hill, with eyes like brass bells, a red blood, a mouth like a city gate, and jagged fangs.
Bu Qingyun lost his voice and said, "It's bad, the three-eyed baboon has appeared!" Yue was curious and stunned: "This is a baboon?"
Bu Qingyun said: "This is the ape King Kong, that is, the original form of the three-eyed baboon, amazing!"
Yue said curiously: "Cow! Hey, he only has two eyes." ”
Bu Qingyun said: "He is a three-eyed baboon, and the three-eyed baboon is also astigmatism." ”
Yue sighed curiously: "I see! He is really astigmatism, you see, he can't see us, let's run!" When the words fell, King Kong roared wildly, his arms grew violently, and he grabbed the two of them like a thunderstorm.
Bu Qingyun pushed with both palms and said hurriedly: "Explode the small universe!"
There was a deafening sound, and Yue was curious to feel a hurricane rise from the ground, wrap himself up, and throw him out of the sky. He was in the clouds, and the wind was in his ears, and he couldn't help shouting: "Help, come quickly!"