Chapter 192: Theater

"That scene is really noisy with gongs and drums, firecrackers, red flags, and crowds ......of people."

"Haiyan, you can have a snack!"

"Dear viewers and friends, I miss you guys!"

"Ahh......h

In the past few days, the system has been upgraded. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info barbecue restaurant hot pot restaurant is unusually hot, Suning shop has almost no people.

O you fickle people!

Although the business of Suning's small store is bleak, it is no wonder that no one else, who has made Suning have not launched new dishes for too long.

In Suning's small shop, there are too few dishes. There are no even the most basic chickens and fish, so it's no wonder that these people don't want to eat them.

But it's no wonder that Suning, because he is so busy that he doesn't touch the ground every day. Although the business of the bar has entered into a regular business, there is still a theater business waiting for him to be busy.

For the opera of this world, Suning doesn't like it, he likes comedy. ALTHOUGH THERE ARE MANY COMEDIES, THERE ARE ALWAYS SOME KEYBOARD WARRIORS WHO SAY THAT SOME COMEDIES ARE TOO VULGAR AND TOO LOW. However, Suning doesn't care, as long as it can make him laugh. Don't like it, don't look at it if you don't like it.

And no one is forcing you to watch, is someone holding a knife to your neck and saying that they will cut you to death if you don't look at it? You have such a bitter enmity with these actors, you have to hack them to death!

But fortunately, there are no computers in this world, and keyboard warriors have not yet appeared. However, Suning can foresee that when he develops the Internet and develops a computer, the world may be much more irritable.

As you can imagine, when the keyboard warriors were sweating on the keyboard, a Venerable broke through the door. It turned out that this Venerable was the one who was sprayed.

When the strength reaches a certain level, Internet black is no longer a ridiculous word, but a life-threatening cable! After all, no one can guarantee whether the person sitting on the other end of the computer is a human being or a ghost, a venerable person or an ordinary person.

Or, because of this situation, there will be no trace of keyboard warriors in this world?

Let time decide on all this, or bring the topic back to our theater.

It's been nine days since the system was upgraded, and tomorrow is the day of the banquet, and I don't know when the system upgrade will be completed.

Sometimes Suning wonders, why does it take so long to upgrade such a high-level system? Could it be that the system has to travel far, far away to upgrade? Or is it something else?

However, according to Suning's speculation, it may be to communicate with various suppliers and adjust various workers.

These days, Suning has been training his actors. Because of the limited cast, Suning decided to let them rehearse some of the shows on their own.

The scripts in my head are limited, and I can't take them all out at once. Besides, there are still a lot of people watching the programs in other theaters, and they can't all be sketch cross talk on their side.

After all, everyone's tastes are different, and as a class leader, it is natural to coordinate each taste.

Like the bar, Suning is still the boss behind the scenes, and the affairs of the theater are all in charge of Gongsun Sun on the surface. However, this kid said a few days ago that he was going to be an official, but he didn't expect to really go to be an official.

This kid left a butler, and he became the shopkeeper. As for Chen Meow Meow and Su Qing, they can't be counted on, both of them are in the important stage of preparation for the Ascending Road, and it is impossible to come out.

So, poor Suning bought a ticket every day and pretended to go to the theater to go to the theater. It costs money to enter your own theater, and Suning should be the only one in the imperial capital.

Suning divided the sketch cross talk into different sessions, and performed two new dramas every day, and the rest were old dramas. So as to ensure the number of customers, they will not come today and not tomorrow. Anyway, it costs money to watch, no matter which one you watch, the ticket price is the same!

However, the hardest ones are Yue Peng and Sun Yue. There are opportunities for two people every day, but there is no way, who lets these two people talk about cross talk.

After Suning's training, phew, guidance.

After Suning's guidance, the level of cross talk between the two people has improved by leaps and bounds. The two who used to be unnoticed have become dazzling stars on the street, and Yue Peng's cheap death made the audience laugh. Sun Yue, who has raised elephants thin, is even more joyful, and every time he walks before going on stage, he can detonate the laughter of the audience.

Today was the first performance of the theater and it was an unprecedented success. The rehearsed programs appeared one after another, and the stage was wonderful, with continuous laughter and applause off the stage.

Until the end of the performance, the applause did not stop, and under Suning's arrangement, each actor took the stage for a curtain call.

"Dear audience and friends......" As soon as Feng Gong came on the stage, the classic lines had already been exported.

"I want to kill you!"

However, the audience didn't give him a chance to finish, and directly took over the conversation.

"Congratulations, you've learned to answer!"

No need to ask, this must be Zhao Dafu on the field.

"Why is that?"

"Because, ahhhhhh

"You're one more ring than the four rings!"

The first day of the performance was an exceptional success, and the prestige of the theater spread throughout the imperial capital. Even the two sisters, Yan Ruyan and Yan Miaoyi, came to cheer.

Maybe the people came for the two sisters at first, but after the first sketch, the two sisters have been left behind. What a beauty, where you are, I can't see you, I'll still watch sketches!

"Congratulations, Master Su. ”

"Cut, pretending to be a ghost. ”

It seems that Yan Miaoyi is very unaccustomed to Suning's practice of hiding her head and tail, and she has been complaining frantically. However, what kind of person is Suning, how can he take this kind of thing to heart.

"I'm happy and happy, but Miss Ruyan, you're a little uninteresting!"

"I—why?"

Yan Ruyan is very innocent, she doesn't seem to have any sin for Suning, right?

"You said you were going to my little shop to cheer you up, how long has it been, and you haven't been there once. ”

Suning was very sad, he thought that his cooking skills had conquered the stomachs of the people in the imperial capital, but he didn't expect that these two beauties were like fairies who didn't eat fireworks in the world, and they had never come to Suning's shop.

"Su Gongzi misunderstood, it's just that it is inconvenient for the two of us. ”

Although at the beginning, Yan Ruyan didn't want Suning's membership card, but after a long time, he gave up, after all, it was also his own labor income.

However, now the two sisters are already stars in the imperial capital, and every time they go out, they will cause a huge sensation, so they have reduced the time they spend going out.

Yan Miaoyi complained more than once, she knew that she wouldn't agree to Suning to be a resident there!

"I see, I'll leave this matter to me!"