Chapter 8: Who are you, so brainless!

Warrior Taekwondo Gym.

"Hey!"

"Hah!"

A group of young people in white coats, no, practice uniforms, began their daily training.

"Today the head coach flew back to Korea to participate in an international competition. Although the head coach is not there, he is not allowed to be lazy. The training is a little more serious for me, and in two days we will go to the Hong Boxing Hall to exchange and learn. ”

A young man with a shaved head and a black belt with a wooden stick in his hand patrolled back and forth in the field, his eagle-like eyes constantly scanning the trainees of the group training.

One of the members asked, "Senior brother, when are we going to kick the gym?" ”

The senior brother snorted coldly: "What kind of kicking gym? It is a friendly exchange and a proof of the status of our Korean taekwondo in the Chinese martial arts world." Don't talk nonsense, just know it in your heart. ”

"Yes, Senior Brother. ”

β€œ......”

At this moment, a member of the Green Belt walked in. Senior Brother Eagle swept his eyes and snorted coldly: "Liu Hong, you are five minutes late." Don't think that the head coach can neglect training when he returns to Korea. ”

Liu Hong shrank his neck and said, "I'm sorry senior brother, I won't be next time." ”

The senior brother snorted at this time: "Okay, go back to the team, pay attention next time." Let me tell you, this is not a primary school interest class, we are a serious taekwondo gym. Not all cats and dogs can stay here, and everyone cheers me up. ”

In the team, someone whispered: "I watched you walk in front of me, why are you still late?"

Liu Hong waved his hand: "Don't mention it." I bumped into someone on the road and talked to him for a while. ”

The man said excitedly: "Bump into him, hit him." ”

"It's a cripple, I don't do anything to people with disabilities. ”

"Hey, don't care if he's disabled or not. If you provoke someone from our Warrior Club, even if you are not disabled, you have to beat him as disabled. ”

Liu Hong muttered: "But I feel that he is a little mentally ill." ”

"Senior Brother Liu, that's why you have to fight even more. My warrior club is to have a wolf nature, and whoever provokes us will have to fight to the death. Who he is? Don't forget, the people of our warrior club are going to walk sideways in Liangzhou City. ”

Liu Hong was a little embarrassed and said, "Forget it." It's all gone. ”

"What the past, the past. When you see him again in the future, go straight up and fight him to death. Have you forgotten that our head coach is Korean? When we entered the club, our head coach said that he has a big background, just play, and if something happens, someone will bear it. As long as we don't beat people to death, who would dare to treat us as a foreign guest by virtue of our coach's status as a foreign guest? If we perform well, we will be promoted by the coach in the future, and we will have the opportunity to become Korean citizens. ”

"You're just so kind. We are going to walk sideways in Liangzhou City, and we want others to be afraid of us. Let's just say that I was walking down the street yesterday, and a vegetable dog kept staring at me. I went up and kicked him a few times, and he fell to his knees to admit my mistake. You don't even know how cool it is. When the police came, they didn't dare to pay attention to me, I said that I was from the Warrior Taekwondo Gym, and I just asked me to pay him 100 yuan for medical expenses. Refreshing. ”

Liu Hong sighed: "This is a bit bad. ”

"You know. I doubt you're even eligible to join our Warrior Club. The head coach emphasized that we have been taught a lesson, and we exist to make everyone afraid, and the more fierce the better. Only when others are afraid of us can we promote the reputation of taekwondo, and more people will join us. Anyway, as long as you feel uncomfortable, just do it, don't talk nonsense. How can you learn taekwondo well with such a cowardly character?"

Liu Hong sighed: "But I can't do it." ”

"I can't do it, let me come. Anyway, in a word, you don't forget that Taekwondo has given us the privilege of superiority in the Chinese realm. Our coach is still a real Korean, not the kind of Chinese pretending to be. Then add to this the privilege of foreign guests, but it is even greater, even more superior. ”

"You must not waste the privileges of great Korea and the great taekwondo. Waste is shameful. ”

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'Whoosh'

Two rockets swiped the screen and shook the rain live.

A large number of fans clicked into a room called 'Cultivator Live Kicking the Hall and Fighting Fakes'. New fans are curious about why this streamer's ID is called 'Cultivator'. Old fans have all kinds of joy.

"It's you!"

"It's you again!"

"Like, like, like. ”

"Cultivate Allah, I haven't seen you for a long time. I thought you weren't on the air. ”

"It's good that I followed you, otherwise I wouldn't have known that you were on the air. ”

"Super cute streamer. ”

"What are you going to live stream today?"

β€œ......”

Seeing that the popularity in his live broadcast room skyrocketed from a few hundred to more than 10,000 in an instant, Li Yue was agitated. Whether it succeeds or not, it depends on today's hammer deal. If you can't figure out how to earn spirit coins, you really can't think of any way.

"Hello netizens, meet again. Today I'm going to kick the gym. ”

"Is it exciting, is it not exciting?"

β€œ......”

After interacting with the sailors for a while, Li Yue found that he was almost able to get used to this mode now, and he was not so shy.

But it's still a face covered.

Didn't bring a lace eye patch today, just a pair of sunglasses and a mask. This can also cover your face. Along the way, Li Yue tried his best to avoid local buildings or signboards in the camera. It's a face stuck to the screen, so that people can only see his covered face.

Someone asked, "What kind of gym are you playing?"

"Taekwondo gym. ”

Li Yue said with a smile.

The barrage exploded instantly;

"Hahaha. ”

"2333, the anchor is so funny. ”

"Is the anchor going alone?"

"As far as I know, there is always a group of people in the taekwondo gym. ”

"No, as far as I know, taekwondo gyms are all interest classes for elementary school students. ”

"Does the anchor want to punch Nanshan Kindergarten and kick Beishan Nursing Home?"

"Boring... My son is six years old this year, and he has learned very well in the taekwondo gym, which is very good, and he has not been picky about eating lately. People are very real, there is no need to fight fakes. ”

"The anchor is mentally retarded, and he is determined. ”

β€œ......”

Li Yue was anxious: "Listen to me. What you call taekwondo gyms, that's not taekwondo gyms, what you're talking about is just taekwondo interest classes. I'm talking about real taekwondo gyms. ”

"I don't know, right? Taekwondo is a very powerful fighting skill. ”

"A person in taekwondo can kick a cow to death with one kick. ”

"You're not talking to me about a taekwondo, I'm talking about the real one, a taekwondo that can fight hundreds of them. ”

β€œ......”

To destroy it, you must first inflate it.

First suppress and then promote. The routine of pretending to be forced first, and then slapping the face. Li Yue understood.

He doesn't know if the warrior taekwondo is a cow or not, anyway, it's definitely right to say that he is a cow. Only by making people feel that those people are really good, and when they succeed in kicking the gym later, can they prove that they are even better?

After Li Yue's guidance, a pot of porridge was suddenly made in the barrage. Everyone began to quarrel, and taekwondo was not good or not.

It is probably divided into three waves.

The first wave is to be reasonable, scientific, and say that taekwondo is very good.

The second wave is reasoning, talking about history, saying that Chinese martial arts are the best, and taekwondo is a show.

The third wave is a wave of salted fish that will only brush 666, or 233, and watch the party.

Li Yue is very satisfied with this effect, it seems that he has gradually begun to familiarize himself with the routines in the live broadcast. Be able to guide public opinion as much as possible, rather than being ridiculed by public opinion.

While Li Yue walked into the office building, he poked two sentences from time to time, fanning the flames. made the two factions quarrel even more fiercely.

In the taekwondo gym.

The collective training is over. It still looks like some real kung fu, which is obviously different from those taekwondo interest classes. At least these people are really not afraid of pain.

Just kick the plank barefoot. It's real wood, solid wood. The momentum looks ferocious.

A person jumped up, shouted loudly, and directly kicked the plank as thick as the palm of his hand to pieces. If you kick someone this time, you are guaranteed to break a bone.

I have to say that in fact, anything circulating in the world has its value. It seems that this thing is not as fancy as it is on the Internet......

Ordinary members conduct their own training. The senior brother gathered a few backbones, knelt beside them, and discussed.

"Then let's set it for the day after tomorrow, and go to the Hong Boxing Hall to kick the gym the day after tomorrow. ”

"It should be noted that the senior brother of Hong Fist Hall, that person used to be the number one gunner in Liangzhou Hey Society, and he has real kung fu. ”

"No matter how hard you work, you can't be the opponent of Senior Brother. ”

"That's nature. ”

"However, this kick is a grand event to prove the status of my warrior taekwondo gym in Liangzhou. Not only the high-level and middle-level must compete, but ordinary disciples must also compete with each other. We must raise the level of ordinary members and don't show timidity. ”

"Well, most of the members of our embassy are twenty-two years old. The general age of Hung Quan Tang is around 30 years old. There is a disadvantage in age, and our people may lose to them. ”

"Strength is the time to see the real chapter, and anything that is not imposing is false. ”

β€œ......”

'Bang'

At this moment, a loud bang was heard. Everyone in the entire taekwondo gym was shocked and turned their heads to look at it in unison.

But I saw that the hidden security door in the museum was kicked open.

Under a huge force, he was kicked away and slammed into the wall. And then it bounced back......

With a 'click', the lock was locked......

Everyone was shocked.

Who is this?

It's so brain-dead!

The door is unlocked, can't you push it open? It's a good thing, but it bounces back and locks it up.

The senior brother roared angrily: "What person!"

Outside the door, a cold voice came: "Kick the hall!"

When Li Yue said this, his right foot trembled unconsciously, and his heart hurt.

Wrong foot......

The plaster on the right foot has just been removed, so why is it customary to use the right foot. You should use your left foot.

But now it's even more embarrassing. The door was locked again......

Faced with the locked security door, Li Yue didn't have the confidence to kick it again. Looking at the dent of a footprint on the faΓ§ade, I just felt that it hurt too much......

Hehe, fortunately, it's an anti-theft door. If it's a wooden door, I can break it with that kick. But I'm afraid it will scare you.

The elder brother walked quickly to the door, opened the cat's eye of the security door and looked out, only to see a masked man also looking inside through the cat's eye.

I couldn't help but roar: "Who are you!"

Li Yue shouted through the door: "You can't imagine someone!"

At the same time, everyone in the entire taekwondo gym went crazy and jumped like thunder.

"I'm a mud horse, who the hell are you, why do you lock the door!"

"Who are you? Are you sent by the Hong Fist Hall?"

"Well, how dare you harm us? Do you want to lock us in and starve us to death?"

β€œ......”

Li Yue was confused when he heard it, I said it very clearly, I'm here to kick the gym!

What Li Yue didn't know was that the security door of the Warrior Taekwondo Gym was broken. The doorknob inside had long since fallen off, and the door could only be opened from the outside. Therefore, everyone generally does not close the door but just hides it, and sometimes in order to prevent being closed by mistake, two newspapers have to be sandwiched in the crack of the door.

But as soon as Li Yue came, he couldn't help but kick the door ...... Locked. Everyone in the taekwondo gym blew up.

The senior brother was crazy: "Say, are you sent by the Hong Fist Hall to harm us and want to starve us to death." ”

After Li Yue learned the truth of this matter, his face was embarrassed, and he didn't dare to speak.

It's a bit immoral. Locked so many people in the house and couldn't get out......

In the barrage in the live broadcast room, laughter exploded.

All netizens were laughed at by this oolong incident and doubted their lives. Li Yue became more and more ashamed, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into. Also, just push open the door and walk in, why kick the door, why shake the majesty.

The senior brother thundered in the house: "Damn, you let Lao Tzu in." If I don't beat you out of the today, count you tight. ”

Li Yue was not to be outdone outside the door, but because of the loss, his momentum was a little weak.

In short, through the security door, the two parties began to fight.