[Chapter 0033] Slaughter City Plan
Is it responsible?
Of course it should, if you take advantage of it, you are not responsible, you are a scumbag.
However, did Yang Xuan really want to be responsible, or was he deliberately revealing some kind of unspeakable signal to Liang Xiangru in this way?
But in fact, Yang Pie, who was grabbed by his ears at this moment, regretted all his intestines.
I thought to myself, what did I just do? Why didn't you close the door?
What to do?
From the first time the two met, Liang Xiangru gave Yang Xuan the impression that he was mysterious and crazy, and he couldn't tell what the hell it was at all, he had been hiding too late, but he didn't expect it to get closer and closer, hugging and gnawing just now, if he just wiped his mouth and didn't admit it, his own little life would .......
Thinking of Liang Xiangru's mysterious identity, Yang Xuan suddenly wisely chose to admit it, and hurriedly said, "Be responsible, be responsible, I'm not responsible!"
But I'm secretly scolding in my heart, I must find out what the hell you are when I go back, even if I can't beat you, master, I can't hide from you?
As soon as Liang Xiangru heard Yang Xuan say this, she suddenly seemed to be a different person, lowered her head slightly, pursed her mouth with a peach blossom on her face, and whispered, "You, you are really willing....... Are you responsible for me?"
"yes....... I, since I said I would be responsible for you, I will definitely do what I say. At this time, Yang Xuan just wanted to quickly send this girl away, of course, patting his chest and promising that he would be responsible for it to the end.
Kiss!
As soon as the words fell, Liang Xiangru held Yang Xuan's cheek and leaned up to make a mark on his forehead, "Hehe, this is a reward for you! ”
Husband?
Yang Xuan suddenly shuddered, and could only use a dry laugh to hide the embarrassment in his heart.
"Husband, you said that the two of us are together, are you sorry for Captain Feng! She is in her thirties, and if she doesn't marry, she will be old.......
“........”
Regarding Liang Xiangru's mentally retarded question, Yang Xuan immediately covered his face tightly, eager to hit him to death with a piece of tofu. It took a long time before he eased up and whispered as softly as he could, "Xiao Liang ......"
As soon as he spoke, he was interrupted by Liang Xiangru with a displeased face, "What do you call me?"
"Xiangru ......."
"Not true. ”
"Ruru ......"
"Oh, no, no. ”
"Old ...... Po~"
Although Yang Xuan shouted these two words not much different from a ghost screaming in the middle of the night, he was still rewarded with a soggy kiss by the cheerful Liang madman.
"What about the two of us, don't tell Sister Bao'er yet, she is such an adult, she knows how to deal with her love life, and you won't worry about it in the future, you know?"
After speaking, seeing Liang Xiangru nodding again and again, he continued, "Especially the kind of thing you just said, but don't go out and talk nonsense, if Sister Bao'er knows, how sad will it be?"
It's just that as soon as the words fell, I saw Liang Xiangru pout, "I didn't say it, it was said by other colleagues." ”
"Good, good...... It's me who blames the old man.. Wife......"
"Hee-hee, I knew my husband believed me. ”
“........”
After chatting a few words, Yang Xuan saw that Liang Xiangru seemed to be really unwary of him, so he suddenly changed the topic, "By the way, wife, how did you lose my car that day? And how did my keys and driver's license get to you?"
"Hee-hee, it's all a trick. ”
Liang Xiangru squinted and explained: "It's hypnosis, but your wife is very powerful! I can change the information transmitted by the eyes by hypnotizing people's optic nerves." In fact, where was the car that day, and the key was given to me by yourself after you were hypnotized!"
Hypnosis?
Liang Xiangru, who has always been thought to be a monster by co-authoring, is actually just a hypnotic master?
This result not only surprised him, but also made Yang Xuan a little disappointed, and he unconsciously said what was in his heart, "I thought it was a monster.......
"Youkai, what youkai, do you think I'm a vixen?"
"Vixen?"
Yang Xuan glanced at Liang Xiangru's flat chest and shook his head, "You are a monkey spirit at most." ”
Syllable!
Liang Xiangru punched Yang Xuan dissatisfiedly, and pouted, "Am I really small?"
"Uh......."
Yang Xuan laughed dryly, "This, this, you know." ”
"Humph!"
Liang Xiangru wrinkled her nose and glared at Yang Xuan, then pulled the car door, closed the door, and leaned on the window and said, "Pick me up from work at night, I want to have a big meal, I want to watch a movie......."
"Make a phone call. ”
Yang Xuan didn't agree, but made a phone call, and just waited for Liang Xiangru to get up, and he slipped away with one foot on the accelerator.
"Stinky man, you mean. ”
Liang Xiangru looked at the flamingo who fled in the wilderness, and a playful smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. Then she looked down at her flat chest, nodded thoughtfully, and it wasn't until she was recognized and greeted by a colleague who came out that she returned to her usual lively cute and crazy girl.
.........
At night, when Yang Xuan was studying how to clean up the ghost called Monroe, Liang Xiangru called.
As soon as I connected it, I heard the delicate voice from inside, "Husband, why haven't you come to pick up someone's house yet!"
Suddenly, the style of conversation changed, and like a charter wife who wanted to collect rent, she cheered and asked, "The surname Yang, do you not want to admit it because you take advantage of it?" Believe it or not, the old lady called the police and said that you *****?"
"Uh........"
Yang Xuan suddenly sweated profusely, "Which one ..... Old, wife, I'm working overtime! Look ........"
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Liang Xiangru, "No, people miss you, come on! I have a surprise for you." ”
"Alas, I miss you too! It's just that I'm busy at night, and if my boss knows that I'm calling during working hours, I'll definitely deduct my salary. Yang Xuan smiled and nodded at the ghost eldest sister who brought him coffee, and talked nonsense to Liang Xiangru on the other end of the phone.
"What kind of boss is so inhumane, let's quit and quit work, okay?"
"That's not good, I'm old and young......"
"What? You have a baby?"
"No, no, my mouth is scooping, I have a big family waiting for me to make money to support......"
"It's okay, I have money, I can help you support your family!"
"How can this be, I am a man, how can I eat soft rice!"
"I ......"
"Okay wife, I know you feel sorry for me, don't talk about work, I'll go to you when I have time, okay?"
"Okay~, don't forget to have a supper. ”
"Got it, bye-bye. ”
"Momda. ”
After hanging up the phone, Yang Xuan shook his head and smiled, but suddenly had a strange feeling in his heart, it was good that someone was distressed.
Keep getting back to work.
This female ghost named Monroe is very strange, she does not kill people by directly inhaling yang energy, but through the medium, that is, through people listening to the content of the radio and slowly being sucked out by Monroe on the other side. used to only appear in taxis, but today even the radio in his car sounded Monroe's voice, which means that more and more cars in the entire Nanlang City will hear Monroe's voice, and then be slowly sucked away from the yang energy.
Did she do this to slaughter the city?