Chapter 31: Let's talk about it when we enter the yamen
In the majestic and solemn county government, a report was received that someone was molesting a woman from a good family in broad daylight on a certain street. After the magistrate knew about this, he immediately sent someone to arrest him.
Guts are really fat, I dare to cause trouble on the territory under my jurisdiction, and if you don't let you squat in prison for a few months, I won't be an official!
Li Chao, the head catcher, received the order and immediately took 4 small soldiers to catch the adulterous thief who molested women. Each of them had a large knife pinned to their bodies, and they wore official clothes with very obvious signs. The creeps were also handcuffed and shackled, and there was a clanging sound of metal colliding as they ran.
However, Xiao Tian didn't know that he had been accused of the official mansion, and continued to be busy trying to win over customers, trying to sell the goods in his hand as much as possible. As a result, a large number of eyes were aroused.
Just as he was about to intercept a 15-year-old girl again, Li Chao, the head catcher, appeared in front of him.
Li Chao looked at Xiao Tian, dressed strangely, with a strange hairstyle, like a person from other places, and said: "That's right, it's you, you dare to flirt with a woman from a good family in broad daylight." Someone, handcuff it for me and bring it back to the yamen!"
As soon as the words fell, several officials behind him immediately stepped forward and asked Jiang Xiaotian to be handcuffed.
"Hey, a few bad brothers, are you mistaken? I didn't molest the women of good families, I just sold some goods, I didn't break the law!"
Xiao Tian was anxious, and explained while resisting. But a few officials didn't listen much, and with a few clicks, they handcuffed its hands and feet.
"Hmph, we've all received a report, weren't you going to tease another little girl just now? If we hadn't stopped you, you'd have succeeded again, if you have anything to say, go to the yamen and talk about it." ”
Li Chao doesn't care how Xiao Tian explains, if it falls into his hands, then don't think about getting benefits easily, don't take off a layer of skin, and read his name backwards.
The officials not only roasted him, but also took away his sanitary kits.
In this way, Xiao Tian was taken away, and the surrounding people gloated, and this person from other places had no good time.
It didn't take long for Xiao Tian to be taken to the court, and on each side of the court stood a row of officials with large boards, stomping on the ground together, shouting in a thick accent, 'mighty...'.
The county magistrate was wearing an official uniform, looking more than forty years old and full of official flavor. He sat in the lobby with a plaque above his head: Justice and Integrity.
This official man's name is Xu Qingtian, who has been in charge of this court for more than ten years and has adjudicated countless cases. As his name suggests, he is quite fair, and he has not done anything that hurts nature and reason, and the people in the city are more supportive of him.
After Xu Zhixian patted the hall in shock, he said: "Who is in the hall, report your name." ”
Xiao Tian was taken aback by this sudden sound, he had never experienced this kind of thing, he didn't know what to say, so he could only follow the steps of the other party.
"Well, my lord, my name is Xiao Tian, and I am a businessman from out of town. ”
"Bold Xiao Tian, are you guilty?" Xu Zhixian said with a majestic face.
"My lord, I'm just selling the goods I brought, what's the crime?" Xiao Tian argued bitterly.
"Isn't it a crime to molest women in broad daylight? Do you want the official to bring all the women you have molested to the court to testify, and then you are willing to confess?"
"My lord, I was wronged, in our hometown, everyone can use Sophie, play Sophie, and throw it away afterwards, it's not a molesting woman at all. ”
"Hmph, dare to quibble, don't give you some color to see, you don't want to confess, come on, give me two hundred boards!"
Xu Zhixian doesn't want to torture this kind of stubborn guy with words, in front of the board, such a person will soon confess. This case is very simple, molesting women, so many people on the street see it, and you still don't admit it. That's good, I'll hit you until you serve.
"What? You are the magistrate of the county, you can't try the case like this, just ask two sentences and beat people, you are beating into a trick, this is not fair!"
Xiao Tian was speechless, no matter what you say, you have to give me a chance to explain. How can anyone handle a case like you, as soon as you come, you will be punished and served, and if you go down with two hundred boards, half your life will be gone.
It is said that in ancient times, they liked to use big sticks and torture, but I didn't expect that the officials and masters of the cultivation world also liked to come to this set, and let ordinary people live?
Just as Xu Zhixian was about to throw down the order sign, a woman's voice stopped him.
"Daddy, wait a minute!"
"Hmm, Honglian, why did you come to the court again, can't you talk about anything below?"
Xu Zhixian stopped what he was doing and turned his head to look at his daughter.
Xu Honglian, 22 years old, 1.63 meters tall, well-proportioned, beautiful, can score 75 points, smart, lively and cute. She was a very talented woman, well-read in poetry and a bit of a business-minded woman.
I heard that a businessman from another city, who sold a product that made a woman blush, was regarded as molesting a woman, and was now interrogated in the court, so I came to find out.
She entered the court from the side, came to Xu Zhixian's side, and said, "Dad, this out-of-town businessman said that he was just selling goods, not molesting women. In that case, let's ask him to prove that his goods are not what he said. If not, it's not too late to use the torture. ”
Thank God, for sending me such a knowledgeable woman, otherwise my ass would have blossomed.
Xiao Tianxin said, and then seized this opportunity to fight for himself: "Yes, this official master, I can prove that the product I said is definitely what I said, and the effect is definitely what I said, if there is a mistake, I am willing to spank." ”
"Okay, just as you say! ”
After Xu Zhixian finished speaking, someone took the opened bag of Sophie to the lobby and handed it to Xiao Tian.
Xiao Tian took it, took out a sanitary napkin, and said to Xu Zhixian: "My lord, this thing is one of the commodities I brought, called sanitary napkins." It is made of cotton... and other materials, which can absorb a lot of moisture. Women can be used to comfort their aunts, men can be used to make insoles, and when it is cold in winter, it can also be used as knee pads. ”
Swallowed a mouthful of saliva, moistened his lips, and continued: "This thing has a strong ability to absorb water, if you don't believe it, you can bring a small basin of water, and I can show it to you on the spot." ”
Xu Zhixian was skeptical, and finally said: "Come on, fetch a basin of water." ”
Soon, someone went to do something. Xu Honglian also had some expectations, if it was really what Xiao Tian said, this item was so magical, it would be a profitable commodity.
Ten seconds, a basin of water was brought to the court.
"Come on, come on, everyone is optimistic, I'll show you now!" Xiao Tian said as he held a sanitary napkin and turned it around so that everyone could see it clearly. Then throw the sanitary napkin into the basin of water.
As soon as the sanitary napkin entered the water, it began to suck wildly, and the originally thin piece became a little fat man due to absorbing a large amount of water.
Xiao Tian took out the sanitary napkin that had become a little fat man and displayed it in front of everyone.
"Look, does it absorb a lot of water now, and the water in it is not easy to leak out? As he spoke, he squeezed it with his hand, but not much water came out.
"Dad, I'll check it out for you. After Xu Honglian playfully finished speaking, she ran to Xiao Tian's side, grabbed the sanitary napkin, and pinched it left and right a few times, it was really as he said.
"Dad, yes, it's really amazing!"
"Oh, yes? It seems that this case was decided in a hurry, and it shouldn't have been so decisive. ”
Xu Zhixian said, and then thought about it, since it was a misunderstanding, then there was no need for a retrial, so he said: "Since Xiao Tian has clarified the facts, then this official will not charge him and release him immediately." ”
Seeing that Xiao Tian overturned the case so quickly, the officials couldn't help but sigh, and two of them immediately let Xiao Tian loosen the handcuffs and shackles to set him free.
At the gate of the public hall, those civilians who watched the show did not see Xiao Tian being beaten, and secretly said that it was a pity that this prodigal son escaped like this.
People with brains don't think so in their hearts. Xu Honglian saw a business opportunity, if this foreign businessman could provide a lot of such items, and when the time came, she would definitely make a lot of money by selling them to the rich wives.
After Xiao Tian was freed, he did not plan to continue selling sanitary napkins, which was too easy to mislead, and he could only sell them again after some people accepted them in the future.
However, there was an unexpected thing, that is, Xu Honglian invited him to tea, and she didn't know what was going on with her, so she finally agreed.
Xu Honglian didn't have anything else to do, she just took a fancy to his sanitary napkin and wanted to cooperate.
Xiao Tian didn't have too much in his hand, only one pack, so he politely refused, saying that when he brought more goods in the future, he would come to her for cooperation. Before leaving, by the way, he gave the bag in his hand to Xu Honglian, so that we can meet next time.
When I made this incident, I also found that there is a problem, that is, people need a period of time to accept anything new, and it will backfire if they are in a hurry.
Life is geometric, there are many twists and turns, but you can't do anything, just turn around.