"The anchor gets up and takes two steps. ”

"Take two steps and try. ”

"I'm disabled!"

“......”

All kinds of molesting by sailors.

has developed to the present, and it is no longer about watching Li Yue as an anchor. Everyone is already watching the barrage.

Li Yue just sat there, not saying a word, and he didn't know what to say. He wouldn't even shout 'Lao Tie 666'. But the barrage was suddenly full of joy.

And because the barrage was full of joy, Li Yue found that his popularity began to break through new highs.

He understood. Maybe you just need to sit here......

I've struggled with a question before, what is the live broadcast?

Now that I have it, I'll sit here live......

Soon, the popularity broke through the 10,000 mark, but Li Yue was surprised to find that there was still so much in my balance. The spirit coin is not long to a decimal point.

That's weird.

I'm so awesome, why don't you worship me?

No, it's time to show the real technology.

Li Yue stood up, raised two fingers of his right hand, and said to the screen very seriously: "I can do stunts, do you believe it or not?"

"Don't believe it!"

"If you take two steps, we will believe. ”

"If you have the ability, you don't rely on crutches, you can take two steps. ”

"Hahaha, take two steps and try. ”

“......”

Li Yue secretly scolded in his heart, teasing me as a disabled person, do you have a sense of accomplishment? If I were your father, would you still say that?

Li Yue picked up a big stone and said to the screen: "I can poke two fingers into the stone." You've got it. ”

In my heart, I am ready to be worshiped by you.

Thinking about it, he used the true element to concentrate on his finger and poked it at the stone.

With a 'poof' sound, two fingers sank into the stone. Quickly pulled out, there were two more holes in the stone.

And Li Yue put that hand behind his back, and his whole hand was trembling.

Taking a deep breath, he said in a deep voice, "Now believe that I'm amazing, right?"

However, the painting style of the entire barrage changed instantly......

"Hahahaha. ”

"So, what's the point of your live broadcast in the mass graves?"

"So, why don't you perform acrobatics somewhere else?"

"So, why are you doing magic at the mass grave?"

"So, what's the point of you choosing a mass grave live broadcast?"

"That's too fake, isn't it? It's funny, though. ”

", the anchor is a good job. ”

"Awesome anchor, how much does it cost to package a night?"

"You don't need to conquer a woman with kidneys, you can use two fingers. But it would be better if it was longer......"

"Stand in front, don't go, I've called the police. ”

The anchor replied to me, how much do you pay for the night. ”

“......”

Li Yueqi's whole body trembled.

I...... I......

I am a second-level cultivator who cultivates qi in a dignified manner, and I studied under the old man of Huashan.

I...... The blow I used to strike with the True Yuan Force was to make you worship.

I'm so awesome, why don't you worship me!

Why are you molesting me!

I am on the second floor of Qi training, a serious cultivator, and a top student at a prestigious university, why don't you worship me.

Li Yueqi's face was pale, but others couldn't see his face.

Who can understand my heartache?

And hand pain......

Do you know why I didn't shed tears, because I just used my strong exterior to hide my weak heart.

Li Yue's mentality collapsed, and he roared angrily at the camera: "I'm not joking with you, I'm really hanging." ”

“......”

The barrage was silent for a while, and then suddenly exploded.

"Hang hang, you are the most hanging. ”

"Okay, don't be angry, you're the most hanging. ”

"Alas, everyone has a responsibility to care for the mentally handicapped. ”

"This anchor is really going to laugh at me. ”

"It's so cute!"

"Anchor, do you know that your family is so cute? Do you have a girlfriend? If not, don't you mind having a boyfriend. ”

"Anchor: I want to be your boyfriend. ”

“......”

Li Yue took a few heavy breaths, like an angry groundhog, and roared at the camera:

"Ahh

It's loud.

The barrage is even crazier.

“233......”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"You're just a walking emoji, don't take off the sex mask, it's not when you take it off. ”

"Hahaha, this roar scared me. ”

"Anchor, don't call me, ah, Mom, listen to me......"

"Has anyone told you that you are particularly like the groundhog that has been going viral on the Internet lately?"

“......”

you, turn it off!

Li Yue snorted and turned off the broadcast in anger. The aftermath could not be eliminated for a long time.

"I'm wronged!"

In the middle of the night at the mass grave, a roar spread through the night sky.

Li Yue was like an angry little daughter-in-law, sitting on the grave and muttering to herself.

Why don't you worship me?

I'm hanging you like this, why are you molesting me?

Go to the live broadcast dream of stepping on a horse.

I took off this eye patch, threw it on the ground and stomped on it twice. took off the mask, threw it on the ground and stepped on it twice. Pack your things and get ready to go home.

Look at the mind of the balance, the balance is not long at all.

Base!

There was no one!

Adore!

Myself!!!

Still!

Get in!

500 pieces!!

Just as he was about to leave, Li Yue suddenly felt a gust of wind coming. The expression of the angry bun instantly converged and became extremely serious.

Turning his head to look, on top of a lonely grave, a female ghost in white stood there, looking at herself with compassion: "Where is the little brother?"

Li Yue happened to have nowhere to spread the fire in the past two days, so he was furious on the spot: "Where to go......?"

Before he finished speaking, he was stunned.

It's a manifest ghost, hiss—

If I fight ghosts live broadcast, isn't the style of painting a teasing?

In that case, will they worship me?

A manifest ghost, that is an existence that can be photographed.

Thinking of this, Li Yue almost jumped up excitedly, pointed at the female ghost and shouted: "You wait!"

This voice made the female ghost stunned. saw Li Yue keep talking about you and wait, and then lay on the ground and turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone, looking for and groping everywhere.

The female ghost came faintly and said gloomily, "What are you looking for? I'll help you." ”

Li Yue was anxious: "I'll let you wait." You can't wait. ”

The female ghost was stunned for a long time, and finally saw Li Yue find two pieces of cloth from a pile of weeds, one was a lace erotic eye patch, and the other was a blue mask.

As soon as I found something, I was ecstatic and put it on my face, and while wearing it, I said, "Wait, wait." Just a minute.

After putting it on her face, the female ghost suddenly saw that there were very clear footprints on the mask Li Yue was wearing. The blindfold was messy, and there were footprints all over it.

I thought this was the end, the female ghost can't actually do anything, and she can't kill anyone, at most she can only pester you. And this female ghost just wants to scare Li Yue, and then inhale some yang energy.

But three times and twice let yourself and so on. The female ghost was already very patient, but it turned out that after Li Yue put on an eye mask and a mask, she actually sat there and played with her mobile phone, and she also got a selfie stick while playing with her mobile phone.

The female ghost was really furious: "I'm so terrifying, why aren't you afraid of me!"

How similar it is to what Li Yue said before.

Li Yue was also annoyed, and kept frowning: "You wait." I'm in a hurry, too. , what kind of net is this, why can't I connect it yet? ”

Finally faced, Li Yue hurriedly opened another live broadcast room - live broadcast cultivators fighting ghosts!

The female ghost couldn't bear it anymore at all, and pounced hysterically, screaming: "I'm so terrifying, why aren't you afraid of me." Why!"

Li Yue limped and shouted anxiously as he jumped backwards: "You wait." Wait, I'll fight you with a rocket. I'm definitely going to fight with you. Wait. ”

While jumping backwards, he held up a selfie stick. Then holding the mobile phone in the other hand, he quickly entered the operation page, and hurriedly brushed his own live broadcast room to attract others to come.

But at this time, the female ghost had already pounced.

"Why!"

;“ Why despise me!"

“......”

In a blink of an eye, he pounced in front of Li Yue's eyes, and Li Yue hurriedly pressed the confirmation payment option on his mobile phone.

'Whoosh' a rocket ascends into the sky.

But at this time, the female ghost had already pounced into Li Yue's arms.

Li Yue really didn't want to beat her, but there was no way, Li Yue was a cultivator. The body is the most rigid and yang qi, and as soon as the charm and spirit approach, he will be burned to death by Zhenyuan.

The female ghost is also unlucky, and she can't get out if she crashes into it.

"Ahh

Li Yue was anxious and shouted anxiously: "Persistence, persistence." ”

"You hold on a little longer. There will be sailors coming to watch the live broadcast soon, you hold on a little longer. ”

"You think, life is already so hard, why do you give up so easily. Don't die, hold on. You have to hold on. ”

"Hold on to the belief that you don't want to die, you must believe that you can do it. ”

"The meaning of life is perseverance, as long as you persevere, as long as you have dreams, nothing is impossible. ”

“......”

Li Yue's sweat was like rain, and finally, the fans in the live broadcast room began to skyrocket.

Li Yue saw that the female ghost was about to burn out, and hurriedly shouted: "Old iron, I'm fighting ghosts." ”

"Look, old irons, I'm fighting ghosts. You see. ”

“......”

The female ghost is dead.

Sailors exploded.

"It's you again!"

"Hahaha, cultivate Allah, it's you again!"

"You're so rich, you keep brushing rockets for yourself. What are you trying to do? ”

"Hey, why do you have so many footprints on your face?"

"After the anchor got off the air just now, was he beaten?"

"Anchor, you shrink, whoever hits you, you shrink quickly. ”

"What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? I want to see the ghost. ”

"What the hell? Do you know this anchor? ”

"Did the anchor sign a contract with the company? He didn't complete the live broadcast task, so he was beaten. So now there's no way, it's on the air again?"

"I feel sorry for the anchor for a second. ”

“......”

Li Yue watched the barrage fly all over the sky, and his whole person collapsed.

Tears were about to flow out, and he asked in a trembling voice, "Didn't you see me fighting ghosts just now?"

Barrage of all kinds of teasing, needless to say, the result must not have been seen.

Li Yue's mentality completely collapsed, and his whole person exploded.

"Ahh

A roar at the camera.

Turn it off!

Get lost!

Go to the live broadcast dream of stepping on a horse.

Live broadcast you sell hemp batches.

turned off the live broadcast, Li Yue lay on the mass grave, and sighed: "You don't believe that I am awesome." But why didn't you see it when I was just now? ”

"Why!"

"Just a few seconds, you should see. ”

He calmed down and began to want to reflect, but the more he reflected, the worse it became.

Why didn't the female ghost come out when it was broadcast for the first time?

Why did the female ghost come out as soon as the broadcast was turned off?

I'm back on the air and brushing the rocket again.

But why, the ghost has already burned out, and the fans are here......

Why.

Heaven is unfair.

Looking at his phone, the balance in the bank card was only a few dollars.

Quan Temo filled the rain pill and went to his live broadcast dream for himself.

One night, I was angry and brushed myself with two rockets. Nothing was left behind......

The more Li Yue thought about it, the more sad he became, uncomfortable, and wanted to cry.

limped out of the mass grave and walked back, wanting to take a taxi, but there was not a penny in his pocket. If you want to pay with prestige, there is no money in your bank card.

Li Yue couldn't help but widen his eyes, looking at the straight road in the wilderness, and then looking down at his right foot in a plaster.

Do you just jump back?

Sighing secretly, he picked up his phone and called his master.

After connecting, a confused voice came from the opposite side: "Who......"

"I, in vain, make money. ”

“......”