Chapter 67: Blind Date

Li Kang's interest in the Moon Hare became stronger, and everyone was more sure of their conjectures, thinking about how to strike while the iron was hot, and pampered Li Kang to settle the matter directly.

Li Kang doesn't know their flowery intestines, he is curious about the moon hare, in addition to his unique temperament, he is unique among women - in fact, Li Kang is in the wrong direction, among indigenous women, cheerful and extroverted abound, and the gentle type like Palm Lanzhi is called a unique personality Okay - in addition, it is said that the type of moon hare should not be the traditional ideal object of Chinese men, or the Han and Tang dynasties with an open atmosphere, and it is not considered a mainstream aesthetic, right? Not to mention that Ping Zhenqi is still an advocate of "weak willows to support the wind" The Song people really don't understand, why did he list the Moon Hare and tell himself, could it be that there is really any magic power on the Moon Hare?

Therefore, Li Kang became interested in the Moon Hare, of course, and now he has added another reason, just her name, Li Kang also wants to meet her.

Just as everyone was brewing a beauty pageant for their lord, Li Kang said coldly: "How many women are between 15 and 30?"

Oh... Ping Zhenqi was stunned for a moment, there was no such thing when he counted it? What did he say? Immediately turned his gaze to Yu Wenkai and asked him for help.

Sensing Ping Zhenqi's signal, Yu Wenkai said: "There are 147 people in total. ”

"Oh... That's more than 135!" Li Kang raised his eyebrows happily and said a decision that everyone did not expect.

"Ping Zhenqi, report the list of meritorious soldiers this time, and then choose an auspicious day for the zodiac... Well, just choose a day with good weather, gather the meritorious soldiers and this batch of 147 marriageable women, hold a blind date meeting, uphold the principle of voluntariness, and do not use force, this is an iron law, remember to explain it when the time comes... If you can't use force, it is necessary for the soldiers to show themselves well in front of the beauties, well, let the young men prepare these days, clean up and dress up, don't be at that time, the beautiful ones have been taken away by others, and they can only pick up leftovers, or even go back empty-handed, don't say that I, the master, didn't remind me in advance. ”

Uh, it's so unexpected, what about the good routine?

You're so 'selfless', and we have a lot of pressure to be subordinates, okay?

But after a little thought, everyone had to admit that this was an excellent idea - Li Kang: nonsense, countless farming streams through the tried and tested 'magic skills' of the predecessors are of course a good idea - it can not only relieve the exuberant energy of the sergeants, prevent them from making indescribable mistakes, but also declare that they will be rewarded for their merits.

What's the point of sending money, let's send a girl directly, a beautiful and promising 'big radish' hangs in front, you are still embarrassed to be greedy for life and afraid of death, and don't move forward bravely? If you don't fight to kill the enemy and make meritorious contributions? Then you deserve to be a bachelor for a lifetime.

In addition, now that the temple is small, it cannot accommodate so many gods, and the upward space is inevitably blocked, and there are simply not enough officials as a reward for utilitarianism, and there is a shortage of materials, and no matter how much money is issued, it is not very useful; in this case, how to reward meritorious soldiers is a big problem, how can we not issue a large number of empty honors and other spiritual rewards? If we do too much, it is easy to collapse the honor system, and Li Kang will not be so short-sighted!

Therefore, the set of blind date rewards that Li Kang said was at that time, which perfectly solved the above troubles, which can be described as killing three birds with one stone and killing three birds with one stone.

Moreover, in this small war, everyone here can more or less take some credit, which means that they can also get an indigenous girl to go home, and they don't have to worry about Li Kang, the lord, it's like killing four birds with one stone!

Thinking of this, everyone looked at Li Kang differently, and they offered praises one after another, and they were like sycophants for a while.

As for whether the chosen women are already married? That's our business!

The lively scene of the short period of 'gentlemen and ministers are suitable for each other, and they are happy' slowly quieted down, everyone's iron skills have not yet been completed, just take a sycophant, and the serial shooting will be a little difficult to pull down the face, and Li Kang himself will be embarrassed.

"Cough..."Yu Wenkai said loudly, "My lord, this is completely voluntary, if someone doesn't know how to lift it, deliberately manipulate it......"

"There is no need to worry about this!" Li Kang understood what he meant, it was nothing more than that some indigenous women because they had husbands and children, or had resentment towards Xin'an Town, or for some other reason, took advantage of the loophole of 'completely voluntary', deliberately chose no one, and wanted to 'be alone', Li Kang said indifferently: "People live for a lifetime, who can really be alone? For their families to have an easy 'job', I think they will make a wise choice!"

"Then what if someone has no father, no mother, no children, no brothers and sisters, and is the only survivor of the whole family, and is full of resentment towards us and resolutely refuses to cooperate?" Zhang Gui looked at Ping Zhenqi, and then asked out loud, "For this kind of people, do you want to force them to the soldiers who haven't caught women?"

Li Kang didn't answer immediately, but looked at Ping Zhenqi and said, "Zhenqi, what do you think?"

And Ping Zhenqi didn't even think about it, so he answered, without giving his subordinates a son at all.

"The subordinates think that for this kind of stubborn elements, there is no need to wronged the soldiers, and the major mines in the future are their destination!"

When Li Kang heard this, he nodded with satisfaction and said with a smile: "This is very much in line with my wishes! ”

Zhang Gui nodded hurriedly, and said busily: "It was the subordinates who were not thoughtful and almost wronged the brothers, and the subordinates were extremely ashamed! ”

"Lord, dare to ask if after this blind date, are these women as eldest wives or concubines? Or are they chosen by the soldiers?" At this time, Yao Fei, another deputy tun chief present, saw Zhang Gui deflated, and immediately seized the opportunity to brush up on his sense of existence.

"Of course it's a concubine! I'm a good Chinese man, how can I be worthy of these lowly barbarian girls?" Before Li Kang could speak, Zhang Gui preemptively started spraying, looking like a 'fanatical emperor and Han element', with a flush of anger on his face, his eyes were wide open, and he glared at Yao Fei fiercely.

The acting skills are as exaggerated as they are, and anyone with a discerning eye can see that he is dismantling Yao Fei's platform, but having said that, many people show their approval, obviously thinking that indigenous women are not suitable for being wives, and what some people don't react to is not that he opposes Zhang Gui's views, it's just that people are reserved and introverted.

And Zhang Gui said this, although it was mainly to refute Yao Fei's face, but to say that he really thinks so, Li Kang also believes it. Even Yao Fei himself must have this idea in the depths of his heart, he just wanted to show it in front of Li Kang, but he didn't expect to be scolded by Zhang Gui all of a sudden, and it is estimated that he is now depressed and wants to eat Xiang.

Li Kang seemed to be able to see the aura of superiority of the people of the Heavenly Empire permeating their bodies, from the bone marrow all the way through the muscles and skin, until it diffused into the air, from the inside out, endlessly, as if he was born to be a nobleman, no matter how polite, gentle, amiable, and approachable his face usually became, but if he looked closely, there was always a message written under these skins: 'I just look down on everyone else except us in China' , These words are deeply rooted in the skin, and they can't be washed off, and the pride of the people of the big country in this bone deeply shocked Li Kang and made him unable to return to his senses for a long time.

This kind of pride can only be found in the country before a hundred years of humiliation, and a hundred years of humiliation has broken the backbone of the countrymen, how high they stood before, how miserable they are now, how proud they were before, how inferior they are now, and how low their nostrils used to be to the sky, but now they are low and pleasing to the eyes.

After the reform, it has been bravely catching up for 30 years, creating a miracle that has attracted worldwide attention, and the economy has jumped up, catching up with the Premier League Day, sitting on the second place in the world, the Chinese people are cheering, and there is honor, the confidence is enough, and the waist pole is also hard, as if the backbone is recast, but the inferiority that replaces the pride is also deep in the bone marrow, and cannot be extricated.

Many people are cynical and criticize the government for admiring foreign countries, and what kind of foreign officials, three young people, and four men -- although this is a fact -- are often on their lips, but how many people dare to say that they don't have the subconscious of admiring the foreign at all? It's some pheasant awards that the ghosts don't know about, and they have also become a channel for many Chinese people to brush up on their qualifications), what do you say about pursuing foreign universities (returnees don't explain anything)? Don't say that people are just good quality and fair, and we just start from reality and other.

Although it is also true that foreign countries are more advanced than domestic ones, not everything is better than ours!

For example, a movie that was scolded as in China, as long as it won an award abroad, the taste immediately deteriorated, and I don't know how the chemical reaction of this piece of occurred, the taste became fragrant, and many people flocked to the cinema just to watch the style of the 'award-winning blockbuster'.

It's also embarrassing to laugh at the government's desperate attempt to gain recognition abroad? If you think about it, aren't you the same? Fifty steps and a hundred steps are just laughing.

We complained that a certain program had to invite a few foreign guests to show its 'internationalization'. But few people would think that it is precisely as the audience that we have this kind of subconscious, and the organizer spends a lot of money to invite it, otherwise we will not lose the money if we are full?

If all Chinese people subconsciously don't think that wild flowers are more fragrant than domestic flowers, they think that 'Wangcai' and 'Laifu' are taller than 'Tony' and 'Andy', that the golden rooster is better than Oscar, and that Li Ning is more comfortable than Nike - although the latter two are indeed a bit YY - without the market, the government and enterprises are stupid to praise the stinky feet of foreigners, which hurts the hearts of Chinese people! (Well, this is just a family's words, it can't be guaranteed, well, it's very unguaranteed.) )

Li Kang had a lot of thoughts, and finally summed up in a question: [When I am on Earth, can I guarantee that I don't have the subconscious of 'worshipping the foreign and flattering'?"

Unfortunately, the answer is no!

Li Kang wanted to lie to himself and say that he could, but what was the point of this kind of self-deception?

For some reason, Li Kang was a little inexplicably irritable, which made him very unhappy, and after a long time, he suppressed his restlessness, calmed himself down, glanced at the proud subordinates with envy, and said secretly: [Now that I am not the same person I used to be, from the moment I crossed, I should have the confidence to dare to face anyone! Their backbones have never bent, so I have the responsibility to let them go straight like this until eternity!]

Taking a deep breath, Li Kang ignored Zhang Gui and Yao Fei, who were still 'cockfighting', and said directly: "Do what Zhang Gui wants!"

Since the boss spoke, Yao Fei naturally had nothing to say, and glanced at Zhang Gui hatefully, he could only admit that he was unlucky, saying that he just wanted to brush his presence in front of Li Kang when he asked that question, and did not express his tendencies, just waiting for Li Kang to make a decision, he complied unconditionally, and then everyone could be happy, and as a result... Nima Quan let Zhang Gui and the-stirring stick make it yellow.

Others already agreed with this opinion, so naturally they didn't say more. It's just that a small number of people with hearts, such as Yu Wenkai , Bi Maokang, etc., although their faces are calm, but they are muttering in their hearts, somehow, they feel that in just a few minutes, their lord is a little different, and the temperament of the whole person has changed slightly, but when they look closely, they can't see the reason, which is really surprising.

Li Kang, who had regained his self-confidence, was in a good mood and asked, "Is there anything else you want to add? If not, change the next topic..."

"My lord..."Ping Zhenqi hurriedly said, "The merit of the generals is big and small, and the indigenous women are also divided into three, six, nine and so on, so that the indiscriminate treatment of all is the same, resulting in the great merit only getting a mediocre woman or even no results, while the small merit is returning with beauty, will it make some people dissatisfied?"

Well, what Ping Zhenqi said is not unreasonable, someone wants to ask, since it is fair competition, it is purely inferior to others that he can't compete with others, there should be nothing to say, there is no reason to be dissatisfied. But the question is, why should I have to 'level the playing field' with those who have made great contributions?

In other words, Li Kang himself is in the position of a soldier, and he feels that he will not be indifferent to this problem.

"Do you want to be graded by merit, the blind date with the superior with the highest, and the blind date with the inferior with the low-ranking merit?" asked Li Kang tentatively, he felt that this would not work.

"No, the merits are different, if you are generally classified, there will still be many people who are dissatisfied, if you carefully grade, it will be too troublesome, and the corresponding level of women's posture is not easy to stipulate..."Ping Zhenqi paused for a moment, and said helplessly, "A woman's appearance can only roughly distinguish between beautiful and not beautiful, but how beautiful it is, can only be seen by the benevolent, the wise can see the wise, no one can say clearly, after all, there is no specific number for people to refer to and compare this thing." ”

"What do you mean?"

"It's still a unified blind date, regardless of the merit or the merit... However, those who have made great contributions can be compensated in other ways, such as money. ”

"Very good!" Li Kang has always been very satisfied with this military general who looks like a literati, and among the only three major tun commanders at present, his performance has always been the most eye-catching, so Li Kang ordered him to stay behind when he left.

"The rewards that soldiers deserve must not be stingy, and must be unconditionally distributed to everyone's hands, as for the rewards of meritorious soldiers, I will inform you after I have considered it. ”

"No!"

"Then no one has an opinion now, right?" Li Kang asked in a loud voice, and after waiting for a while, he said, "Since no one has an opinion, then this matter is decided! ”

"Well, before you say it, An Le (Yuwen Kaizi) you remember, after the meeting, arrange someone to clean up the battlefield, keep it like a word!"

"No!"