【Chapter 0013】Impulse is the devil
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the eldest sister is so beautiful, I can't help it......."
Before Dou Fei finished speaking, he was interrupted by Yang Xuan with a straight face, "Your name is Sa, and your eldest sister is also called by you?"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Miss, it's Miss......."
As a result, as soon as the two words came out, they were interrupted by Yang Xuan's glare, "Who are you scolding, Miss? Believe it or not, I cut out your tongue and fed it to the dog?"
"Then I should be called Sa........ It's called Madam, the beautiful lady is always there!" Doufei said with a bitter face.
"Count your kid book not in vain. ”
White-eyed, Yang Xuan continued, "Okay, let's get down to business!
"This ...... Can you let this lady ....... first? A little bit of evasion? I, I'm ........"
Without waiting for Dou Fei to finish speaking, Yang Xuan guessed that what this kid wanted to trade must have something to do with it. Although the ghost eldest sister didn't think and couldn't think for herself, Yang Xuan still didn't want to dirty her ears.
So he said, "Sister, you go out first!"
After the ghost sister left, she raised her head towards Doufei, "Say it! ”
"Huh!"
Dou Fei smiled bitterly, it seemed a little difficult to speak, and he grinded and chirped for a long time before he hesitated to say, "That's the ......."
Dou Fei, a senior IT man, has liked to fiddle with computers and programs since he was a child, except for eating, drinking, and sleeping all day long, the rest of the time is with the computer, including later going to college and participating in work, this habit has almost become his destined lonely life.
Because he knows how to study computer programs all day long, when needed, the island country's ***** and right hand are his girlfriends and life coaches.
It stands to reason that although IT men are more homely, they are better at earning more! Most women are actually quite happy to marry them and enjoy happiness.
But Doufei is a strange person, because of his introverted personality, he is ashamed to express himself and can't find it. He always compares the girl with the woman in the romance movie, either the suspect or the suspect.
As a result, they are all in their thirties, let alone marriage, and they don't even have a girlfriend.
Gradually, Dou Fei finally knew how to accept the reality, no longer picky, and could be regarded as getting engaged to a girl from his hometown.
It stands to reason that they are both engaged, and the two are not allowed to live together! Although they are blind dates and have no feelings, they can be slowly cultivated in bed!
He Doufei thought so, but the girl didn't think so, saying that she had to get to know him well before deciding whether to marry him or not.
Therefore, although the two are engaged and live together, they sleep in the same room by themselves, which is like sharing a house.
As the old saying goes, this lonely man and widow are in the same room, and if something happens, they are sorry for this opportunity.
The girl is not guarded against him, and he usually dresses quite casually, and he doesn't pay much attention to the underwear and pants that are washed, and they are all hung with him to dry.
After going back and forth, Dou Fei couldn't bear the loneliness, and finally touched the girl's room with the strength of wine one night.
It's just that he never thought that his future daughter-in-law would be a practitioner, not only did he not get things done, but he also kicked him on the bed and knocked him to the corner of the table under the sun.
He's dead.
It's been a hundred times since he died, but the girl from the family has been involved in a murder case.
The fault lies in his bean flying, the girl is completely unintentional in self-defense, she regrets her recklessness, and now she has to wronged the girl to pay for her life, isn't that a sin?
Therefore, he came to hope that Yang Xuan would help him convince the police that he had died by hitting the corner of the table, and he had nothing to do with the girl's half a dime.
"You kid is still lacking in heart, sooner or later it will be your person, you are in a hurry! Yang Xuan shook his head again and again when he heard this, and couldn't help but think of that sentence, there was a knife on the head of the color word, and it was really a sharp steel knife on one side!
"I don't want to either, I just did this bastard thing because I was blinded to lard at that time, isn't this a regret?" When Dou Fei said this, his expression looked very self-reproachful, at least Yang Xuan could see that he was really self-blaming and regretful.
Can you not regret it?
It didn't work out, not to mention taking his own life, and even affecting others, which is really weird.
"Okay, I'll take this deal, what are you going to trade with me?" Yang Xuan asked.
"I want to exchange the opportunity to reincarnate and become a human in my next life with you. Doufei hurriedly replied.
"It's different to engage in IT, the brain turns faster than the computer, and there is nothing wrong with this condition, but how can you guarantee that you can become a human in the next life?
After Yang Xuan finished speaking, he went to the computer to check, although he didn't have the ability to find out what kind of fetus Doufei would throw himself into in the next life, but he could also judge a general direction from what he had done in this life.
"Strangled a chick at the age of three, put cow dung in the neighbor's rice pot at the age of five, killed a frog at the age of six, peeked at the neighbor's sister taking a bath at the age of eleven, invested thirty-eight yuan from home at the age of thirteen, stole the BB machine at the same table at the age of fifteen, stole his cousin's underwear at the age of eighteen, and downloaded it from the Internet at the age of nineteen*****........ Thirty-two years old attempted ** fiancée. Good guy, do you still want to be reincarnated as a human for all these things you do? Yang Xuan smiled, read everything Doufei had done in his life, and finally said, "You still want to think about what you can trade!"
"This ......." Dou Fei is not stupid, although he doesn't remember most of the things he did, but when he first reported to the underworld, the judge had already read it to him. I originally wanted to take advantage of this opportunity to eat a scam, but I didn't expect that I didn't eat it, and I collapsed my face, so I asked, "Do you want Huangquan water?"
"Yellow spring water, what do I want that thing for a living person........
Speaking of this, Yang Xuan stopped and asked, "Do you have it in your hand?" Is it diluted or genuine?"
"How could I have licensed, diluted. Doufei replied.
"Then how much are you going to trade with me?" Having never traded Huangquan Water, Yang Xuan didn't know what the diluted value was. So it's not easy to judge, I plan to see how much Doufei is willing to give and then talk about it.
"Five bottles, I got them from the black market with great difficulty. Doufei said.
"Huh!"
Yang Xuan smiled coldly and sneered: "Five bottles, what about your playing style called Huazi? There is no one hundred and eighty bottles, are you embarrassed to speak?"
"One hundred and eighty bottles, even if you sweep the entire black market, you won't be able to get so many in a short period of time. Dou Fei said angrily.
When Yang Xuan heard Dou Fei say this, he probably also had a score in his heart, so he raised two fingers and said, "I don't embarrass you, twenty bottles." ”
"This is not a vegetable market to buy vegetables, I really only have five bottles, at most I will find a way to get you two bottles, and I will really have no tricks if I have more. Doufei said with a bitter face.
"Well, don't send it slowly. Yang Xuan stretched out his hand and made a posture of sending off guests.
"Don't! I finally met a chance to give Xue'er Zhaoxue, and I won't leave. "Dou Fei negative airway.
"Don't go, twenty bottles. Yang Xuan said.
"Ten bottles, you just killed me, and I really can't take any more. Dou Fei said helplessly.
In fact, how many bottles of yellow spring water are of little significance to Yang Xuan, he just wants to know whether the yellow spring water is useful to the living people in the yang world, useful is wealthy, useless is garbage.
Therefore, he spent a long time with Doufei ink, just to know how much Huangquan water occupies in the underworld.
"Deal. Now that he already knew that Dou Fei was so capable, Yang Xuan didn't plan to force him anymore and accepted the trading conditions.
"Then trouble the boss as soon as possible, because now all the evidence is against Xue'er, if there is no evidence to prove her innocence, it is a murder conviction and will die." Dou Fei said urgently.
"You're in a hurry! The police can't find any evidence, so I'm going to go there to find evidence, let me think about it!"
It's no wonder that Yang Xuan was on fire, the girl named Xue'er who was blind in the dark light that night was Doufei, and she didn't monitor it, how to prove whether the Xue'er girl killed or didn't kill someone.
After all, there are just the two of them at the scene, even if Xue'er doesn't confess when she dies, she is right, and she will naturally kill her when she dies, how can she prove her innocence?
Even if the court takes into account the relationship between the two, it is estimated that it will eventually sentence a manslaughter or excessive defense, and they will inevitably be imprisoned.