Chapter 9: Dormitory Farce

Yan Tianlin and his entourage of eight followed Wang Meng's squad leader into room 02101, which is the dormitory where they will live in the future.

There are a total of eight beds, which are similar to the placement of the school dormitory, with two bed frames on the left and right, bunk beds, a dormitory door in the middle, and a small balcony behind for drying clothes.

The only regret is that there are no toilets and bathrooms, presumably everyone in the army has already heard of it...

At this moment, squad leader Wang Meng shouted at Yan Tianlin and the eight of them:

"Here, this is room 02101 of your third class dormitory, a dormitory for eight people, you clean up and clean up by yourself, and I'll deal with your dinner tonight." ”

Wang Meng just wanted to leave, but it seemed that there was something left unexplained, so he turned around and pointed to everyone's hair and shouted loudly, everyone thought that the squad leader was going to be crazy, and they looked confused.

"By the way, and, you... You... And you, all your hair is not qualified, it is not standard, the recruit's hair cannot be longer than 3 mm, there is a hair treatment place to the left when you go out, and you should dispose of it before eating..."

After the words fell, Wang Meng's squad leader hurriedly walked out of the dormitory.

At this moment, Gu Li seemed to be a little dissatisfied, complaining and whispering:

"Obviously, I've already had a haircut, it's not standard, my hair can't be longer than 3 mm, and there is this rule, when I went to the barbershop, I told the barber that I would give me a 'labor prisoner' hairstyle, it's not okay, hey. ”

Immediately afterwards, Yan Tianlin also whispered in a mournful voice:

"Alas, I also got a haircut once in my hometown, but I didn't expect it to be standard, wait a minute, do you have a haircut together. ”

Obviously, no one answered in the dormitory, and suddenly it became quiet, and the atmosphere was extremely awkward, perhaps everyone had just come to meet each other, in order to break the situation.

So Yan Tianlin began to introduce himself and said:

"Hello everyone, my name is Yan Tianlin, Tianlin of Tianlin Purple Star, from a small mountain village in western Guangxi, I will give me more advice in the future, and my comrades-in-arms will introduce me to you..."

Seeing Yan Tianlin introduce himself, out of friendly Gu Li, he also introduced himself and said:

"Yes, let's get to know each other first, my name is Gu Li, I am from a small mountain village in northern Lubei, the countryside is dripping, the countryside is dripping, what about you, comrade-in-arms. ”

As the words fell, Gu Li asked his comrade next to him, it seemed that he was very nervous, and his state had not yet turned.

It seemed that only a small voice was heard: "I... I... Call... Liu Ji..."

At this moment, everyone turned to look at him, Liu Ji couldn't help but get nervous, his hands were tightened, his feet were tight, and he seemed to be scared...

At this time, Xiao Minghai, who was sitting on the lower left bed in front of the door, seemed to listen to Gu Li and Liu Ji's self-introduction, and couldn't help but laugh and said:

"Repetition... Encourage... Haha, it's too funny to get your name, whoever gave it to you, repeat the grade, do you keep repeating the grade? There is also encouragement, this name is obtained, do you still need encouragement to repeat the grade? It seems that your parents have a problem here... What a bunch of hillbillies..."

Xiao Minghai obviously seemed to be provoking or insulting, seeing that he was good-looking, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, white lips and teeth, but his tone was arrogant, as if he was scolding.

At this moment, everyone looked at Gu Li and Liu Ji, although the names of the two were indeed quite funny, but Xiao Minghai made fun of the IQ of their parents like this, and he really clicked it.

Gu Li heard Xiao Minghai say his name, but when he said that his parents had a problem, he was unhappy, so he said angrily:

"I'm the ancient of the ancient, the strength of the force, not encouragement, am I so funny, besides, what's your name?"

Obviously, when Liu Ji heard Gu Li's explanation, he also lowered his head and whispered to explain, saying:

"I... I'm not... It's not the repetition you think, it's Liu Bei's Liu, and the auspicious Ji..."

At this moment, Xiao Minghai still had a proud expression, high up, and seemed to look down on everyone in the bedroom at all, and didn't take everyone in his eyes, only to see him say coldly to Gu Li:

"I want to know my name? I don't want to tell you, you hillbillies, you don't deserve to know your name, by the way, I chose the first bed in front of the door, and you choose the others yourself, I have a habit of cleanliness, don't just sit on my bed, don't say much..."

Obviously, this arrogant and arrogant Xiao Minghai can't fit in, he doesn't know how to get along with his roommates, he will only make jokes about others, and he doesn't consider other people's feelings at all.

Everyone's patience is limited, hearing this, Gu Li became angry, and he couldn't get used to Xiao Minghai's arrogance, so he angrily walked up to Xiao Minghai to provoke, and said:

"What do you mean by that? hillbilly? Look down on me from the countryside, you feel like you're awesome, right?"

Gu Li seemed to be provoking Xiao Minghai at this time.

Obviously, Xiao Minghai disdained Gu Li's provocation and continued to sarcastically:

"What do you want, do you want to fight? It's not interesting, I just think it's funny, I see you rustic, I come and go, my name is so earthy, it's not a hillbilly. ”

At this moment, Gu Li was very angry and immediately sat on the bed selected by Xiao Minghai.

Xiao Minghai became angry when he saw this, and said angrily: "What do you mean, are you looking for a fight, I said that this bed is mine, no one should sit, look for death." ”

Gu Li seems to have succeeded in angering Xiao Minghai, and he didn't expect to meet such an arrogant roommate on the first day, and he actually scolded people, and he was angry when he thought about it.

So Gu Li retorted: "It's not interesting, I chose this bed, I came in first, what do you want?"

Obviously, Xiao Minghai was already angry, so he stood up and said loudly:

"You kid, look for a fight, dare to rob me, no one has dared to rob me since I was a child, you are looking for death..."

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Minghai pulled up the sleeves of Gu Li's coat, looking furious, wanting to beat people

It seems that a dry fight is inevitable...

Seeing this, Gu Li was not to be outdone, and easily pulled up the sleeves of Xiao Minghai's colorful clothes, and the two of them were in a stalemate, no one was convinced...

Seeing this, Yan Tianlin immediately went over to stop it, and said:

"Everyone is calm and calm, everyone is a comrade-in-arms and roommate, and we will share hardships together in the future, why bother hurting the harmony for this bed. ”

At this moment, Gu Li didn't seem to listen to persuasion, and said: "Yan Tianlin, don't care, this kid is cheap and bad, he wants the first bed I don't give it, I am still the first to enter the dormitory, it should be me who chooses first, seeing his arrogance, I get angry, how can a person like him get in, I really don't understand..."

Yan Tianlin came to persuade him to fight, so it seems that he can only think of other ways.

"Stinky boy looking for death, what are you talking about?, dare to say that about me, looking for death..."

In an instant, Xiao Minghai turned around and quickly changed his left hand to strangle Gu Li's neck, tripped Gu Li's left foot with his right foot, and turned around forcefully to make a wrestling move, trying to trip Gu Li to the ground.

Seeing this, Gu Li immediately spread his legs and made a one-line horse pose, stood fiercely, and kept turning around and holding Xiao Minghai's hand with both hands to prevent Xiao Minghai from tripping himself.

"You kid, there have been a few times and I want to fall down, but fortunately I have been beaten since I was a child, and I am still far away. ”

After the words fell, Gu Li turned around vigorously and wanted to get rid of Xiao Minghai's hands, but to no avail, Xiao Minghai was not to be outdone, and he did not let Gu Li have a trace...

Seeing this, Yan Tianlin was unable to persuade for a while, and suddenly had an idea, and shouted loudly:

"Squad leader Wang Meng is here. ”

Hearing that Wang Meng's squad leader was coming, the two immediately let go, but they didn't expect that this shout would really work.

At this time, Yan Tianlin said to Gu Li and Xiao Minghai:

"I said why bother, for the sake of a bed? Everyone is a comrade-in-arms, and they are under the same roof, so why bother with this on the first day. ”

Still unconvinced, Guli said:

"It's not just a bed, his attitude is too much.... It annoys me. ”

Yan Tianlin saw that the two of them let go, and finally stopped them, and couldn't let them continue to make trouble like this, so he said:

"Okay, Gu Li, everyone is here to be a soldier, a soldier should have quality, there is no need to hurt the harmony for a little thing, and then let's really do it, we are still new soldiers, the military discipline of the army is very strict, there will be a fight on the first day, how serious the consequences will be, you can imagine, right, Xiao Minghai. ”

Xiao Minghai still looked disdainful, high up, ignoring Yan Tianlin, then returned to his bed and said loudly:

"Hmph, I'm too lazy to tell you hillbillies, if you don't accept it, you can come and have a fight with the master at any time, and accompany you at any time. ”

Gu Li was angry, so he said: "Look at him, just this arrogant attitude..."

At this moment, Yan Tianlin pressed Gu Li's shoulder, not wanting him to rush up again to avoid another conflict, thinking that the two of them had enough tempers, so he said to Gu Li euphemistically:

"Okay, Gu Li, we rural people don't have the same knowledge as him, he is the son of the brother, the petite character, high up, we ignore him, choose other beds the same, I choose this lower left bunk, the upper bunk for you. ”

When Gu Li heard Yan Tianlin say this, his heart always calmed down, so he replied to Yan Tianlin and said:

"Okay, okay, I just look at your face, don't fight with him, this bed is not rare for me, I don't want it. ”

From beginning to end, Liu Ji didn't dare to speak, kept tensing his legs, only rambling, he didn't expect such a thing to happen on the first day he came, he was very scared...

Yan Tianlin breathed a sigh of relief, and finally got rid of a dry fight, if it really made a fuss, it would really be a big joke for the recruit company.

At this moment, everyone began to make their beds, and Yan Tianlin also began to make his own beds.