Chapter 190: Crappy Communication
Soon, the people in the spaceship stepped off the spaceship in full gear.
The dragon looked at them with cold eyes, as if looking at a group of dead people.
The crew at the head pointed the laser gun in his hand at the dragon, and his mouth was in a language that the dragon did not understand.
"Who are you, and why are you stopping us from hunting?"
The dragon lazily clasped his ears and asked, "What are you muttering?
The captain of the spaceship was puzzled when he heard the dragon speak, but in a language he didn't understand.
The ship's lieutenant asked the captain, "Captain, what now?" Is he deliberately trying to make things difficult for us?"
"There's this possibility. But it's more likely that he's not from this planet. ”
"Captain, how can you see that?"
"Can you do it and fly around in the air?"
"No, you can't. ”
"But he can do it, and it seems easy. ”
"Captain, this is not scientific!"
"Haha! The end of science is theology. There is actually a god in this world, but our higher-ups don't want to admit it. To admit the existence of God is to deny ourselves. ”
"Captain, are you that guy a god or a god?"
"Nine times out of ten. ”
"So what do we do now?"
"It's easy for him to kill us. Let's wait and see what happens, and try not to turn against them. ”
"But what if we can't understand the language of God?"
"Stupid! How did we communicate before language was born?"
"Body language!"
"That's right! We can use body language to communicate with God. ”
"Can God read it?"
"Nonsense! If he can't understand it, then he is still a god? Go and tell God that we have come to this planet without any malice!"
"Yes! Captain!"
The lieutenant, with the captain's orders, walked up to the dragon and began to communicate with the dragon with body language.
The adjutant first pointed his finger to his chest to indicate us, then pointed to the dragon to indicate you, and then shook hands with both hands to show that he had no malicious intent.
Seeing the lieutenant using such lame body language to communicate, a long-lost smile appeared on the dragon's face.
The dragon's character is like this, as long as it is fun, the anger just now disappeared in an instant.
"You're here to negotiate with me, are you? Are you going to surrender to me?"
The dragon is also on one side, and at the same time gesturing with his hands.
The adjutant had a good understanding, understood the dragon's body language, and quickly waved his hand, indicating that he was not here to surrender.
Seeing that the other party was unwilling to surrender, the dragon's face immediately changed.
"And what are you going to do?"
Seeing this, the adjutant immediately made a gesture that he did not have any ill will towards the dragon, and hoped that the dragon would not interfere in the affairs of this planet.
Long didn't understand the adjutant's body language this time, thinking that the adjutant was provoking himself, so he rushed up and slapped the adjutant away.
The lieutenant spun 360 degrees in the air, and then landed perfectly in front of the captain.
"Captain! This guy doesn't play his cards according to the routine! I'm obviously good, why does he still beat people?"
"Stupid! What are the basic principles of negotiation?"
"The gentleman doesn't move his hands!"
The basic principle of negotiation is that the enemy is weak and we are strong, bullying the other party to death, the enemy is strong and I am weak, and desperately pretending to be a grandson. ”
"Captain!
"We are now on the weak side, but you are arrogant to communicate with God, and you deserve to be beaten!"
"Captain, do you want to change you?"
"God must be angry now, at this time you let me go up, what kind of heart do you have? Do you want to kill Lao Tzu so that he can inherit Lao Tzu's spaceship as a captain?"
The adjutant subconsciously replied, "That's right!"
The next moment, the adjutant realized that something was wrong, and quickly changed his tone and explained, "No! No! I definitely don't mean that! Captain, you have to believe me! I am willing to be your adjutant for the rest of my life and accompany you in the battle of the stars and the sea!"
"Humph!"
At this time, a staff officer spoke, "Captain, do you remember that we caught a strange alien not long ago?"
"Oh, what's wrong?"
"I have a feeling that the alien might be able to communicate with God normally. ”
"Are you the alien who has mastered the language of God?"
"No, it is also possible that God has mastered the language of the alien race. ”
"Okay, bring that alien here!"
The alien in the mouth of the staff officer is actually a refugee.
This alien hometown was invaded by an evil force, and it was devastated and finally shattered.
This alien used many extraordinary means to successfully cast the space movement spell and escaped from his hometown.
As a result, he came to a strange planet, and then he was captured by the scientists of this planet and studied as a white pig.
A man with tubes all over his body was quickly pushed in front of the dragon.
This person is covered in various incisions, which is shocking. There are more than a dozen tubes inserted in the body, I don't know what to do with it, and it looks a little oozing.
The dragon could barely tell that the person in front of him was a woman.
When the woman saw the dragon, her eyes lit up, and she said in a very weak tone, "Help me!
The dragon understood.
The dragon flashed, walked up to the woman, pulled out all the tubes on her body, and then injected a stream of aura into the woman's body.
The woman is full of vitality in an instant and resurrected with full blood!
"Thank you, aren't you from this world?"
"I came to this planet through a space tunnel. ”
"What is a planet?"
"One planet, one world, you can understand it that way. ”
"Oh. ”
"How did you get caught?"
"It's a long story. I'll thank Childe for saving my life!"
The woman finished and bowed to Long Yingying.
But to the dragon's surprise, the woman suddenly struck the dragon in the chest with a lightning bolt while thanking her.
This scene can scare the people on the spaceship!
"It's over! It's over! She dares to stab God! We're going to be out of luck!"
"What if she kills the gods?"
"Adjutant, you big idiot! If she could kill even a god, we'd be even more unlucky! Think about what we've done to her before!"
When the adjutant heard this, his face immediately changed.
The dragon's eyes widened and he asked, puzzled, "Why did you do this?"