Chapter 21: Green is Green
The scene became more awkward for a while.
Li Yue wanted to take a detour, but his proud stubbornness did not allow him to take a step back. I can't help but think of a famous saying: It's not terrible to hit the shirt, who is ugly and who is embarrassed.
The man on the other side is also in a dilemma. If it's just a knock on the shirt, you can laugh it off.
But......
Also head-banging type.
Hit the sunglasses.
Pack pants.
Hit the shoe.
Even the cold aura in the faint pretense is colliding and entangled between love and hate.
The people who passed by the two didn't think about it so much, but secretly said that the two should be from the same organization.
Li Yue took a deep breath and broke the embarrassment: "Good morning. ”
The forty-year-old man opposite was obviously also borrowing a donkey to get off the slope: "Have you had lunch?"
"Hehe, goodbye. ”
"Well, you're busy first. ”
Then they parted ways.
Turning around, Li Yue's face turned red to the root of his ears. I've never been so embarrassed since I was a child, and I can't help but secretly hate myself for why I came out to wear leather boots?
Wearing cloth shoes is actually not so embarrassing. At least it won't be so full.
Turning around, the man was clearly no better. was embarrassed and embarrassed, and for a while he didn't dare to approach the venue, afraid of encountering it again.
......
And when Li Yue bought a ticket for a hundred yuan, he found that it was not as easy as he imagined when he wanted to enter.
"Please stay. ”
"I have a ticket. ”
The staff smiled patiently: "I know you have a ticket." However, in order to enter, you must wear the clothes provided by the sponsor. This time, the TV station and the news media were present, and in order to keep the venue unified and neat, it was necessary to dress uniformly to be on camera. ”
Li Yue looked at his black trench coat and thought to himself, if he wore this bird T-shirt they provided, he would have to be laughed to death by fans. This kind of T-shirt with advertisements everywhere is a shame to wear out.
"No need. ”
The staff's attitude was much stiffer: "Then you can't enter." ”
"I bought a ticket, why can't I get in. ”
"You're not buying a ticket, it's free. A hundred dollars is t-shirt money. ”
"I ......"
What can Li Yue do, he can only compromise.
But when the staff handed him a white T-shirt, Li Yue was ashamed: "No, no, this is not good, you can change it for me." ”
"I'm sorry sir, there are more than a dozen title sponsors for this event, and you came relatively late, and now there is only this one. ”
“......”
Li Zhen picked up the T-shirt and didn't speak, thinking that he would just not wear it.
But the staff weren't so foolish, smiling: "You need to change into the locker room before you can enter." No other clothing is allowed in the venue. ”
"It's too much!"
The staff still looked at him with a smile and did not speak.
......
Five minutes later, Li Yue walked out of the locker room.
There is no more handsome black trench coat, and the cold and fierce momentum is gone. became a little helpless and pale, and even the sunglasses on his face couldn't bring him coolness, it could only give him a feeling of penny.
On the chest of the white T-shirt, there is a line of loud words - Hope Pig Feed Factory, order hotline: XXXXX.
There are louder characters printed on the back: the company also undertakes vaccination, cub delivery, disinfection and plague removal, and sow breeding services.
Li Yue walked into the venue with black lines on his head, looking at the white T-shirt he was wearing, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Wearing such a body, how can I broadcast live? I've made up my mind, and I'm going to be the most handsome, if not the strongest, today......
But as soon as he entered the audience and saw that everyone was wearing this kind of clothes printed with all kinds of vulgar advertisements, Li Yue's heart was balanced. That's it, that's it.
I followed the ticket number and found my seat. The front and back are all people wearing the same clothes as themselves.
At a glance, the white flowers, the 'sow breeding' one after another, these four words are simply brainwashing.
But the position where Li Yue sits just happens to be the dividing line of another advertiser. The front and back and left are all named after the Hope Feed Mill, while on the right, there is an advertisement called an English training class wearing a blue T-shirt.
When the people in the venue exchanged heads, the people next door began to twitter and laugh:
"Hahaha, sow breeding. ”
"Yes, any event held in Liangzhou City, Lao Tzu will never participate in it in the future. Advertising flying all over the sky. ”
"If I hadn't bought all the tickets, I wouldn't have come in, this advertisement is too disgusting. ”
"Stop, brother. Our advertisement is better, at least it's an English training class. You look at the bunch of fools on the left, hahaha, the ad for sow breeding. ”
"Hahaha, yes, I'm much more comfortable with this comparison. ”
“......”
Li Yue pursed his lips and looked at the person in front of him. I found something even more interesting.
Because the words 'sow breeding' on the backs of all the people in this area are all behind them, and the group on the right has an advertising slogan of 'looking for Mr. Hu's English' is also printed on the back, and the two sentences can be connected.
Li Yue's row sat next to each other with this Teacher Hu's English, and when he read it, it was: Sow Breeding Service Looking for Teacher Hu's English.
"Hahaha. He laughed at us, and he didn't look at what was printed on his body. ”
A buddy next to me apparently discovered this fun place.
After speaking, he glanced at Li Yue, who was sitting there in a daze, still holding a windbreaker in his arms: "Brother, why did you bring in your coat too?"
Li Yuehu doubted: "Can't you?"
The man sighed in the tone of a passer-by: "Alas, they gave me a warning when I came. Say that you must wear this dress the whole time, and if you deliberately cover it up, the security personnel will directly expel you. We're just going to put our coats outside the locker room. Don't put this coat on, or you'll be kicked out. The money was still spent. Anyway, people have already been lost, and it's not a shame, anyway, so many people are embarrassed to accompany you. ”
Li Yue felt that he was talking a little babbling, but he still nodded: "Then thank you, brother." ”
"Brother, what are you doing?"
"I went to school. What about you?"
"Oh, I opened a factory. ”
Li Yue said curiously: "What factory?"
The man touched his nose and said with a strange face: "Hope Pig Feed Factory." ”
“......”
Soon, the host began to report the curtain and talked a lot of nonsense. It's nothing more than friendly competition, common development of martial arts progress and the like.
Li Yue counted the time, also turned on his mobile phone, put on sunglasses and a mask, and opened the live broadcast room.
'Cultivator Live Kicking Gym (3)'
The number of fans has exceeded 100,000, and Li Yue's popularity in the live broadcast room soared to 20,000 in less than five minutes after the broadcast started.
This is the guarantee of a big anchor for traffic.
"The anchor meets again!"
"Anchor, you said there was something exciting today?"
"I woke up at eight o'clock this morning and have been brushing your backstage, waiting for something exciting. ”
"Anchor, are you selling feed?"
"Where is this?"
"Wow, I have a bold guess, is the anchor ......"
Li Yue laughed at the screen: "Everyone, Lao Tie, meet again." Good afternoon. Today we continue to live stream kicks. ”
"Today we're going to kick the hall where all the media is focused. ”
"Yes, you guessed it. If you want to do it today, let's make it bigger. ”
“......”
Beside him, the director of the feed factory leaned over and said, "Huh, live broadcast, brother, are you doing live broadcast?"
Li Yue frowned a little, inadvertently turned the camera, and continued to smile and said to the screen: "Old iron, go first to give a wave." ”
"Help me get more people to come and see. Let's have a big one today. ”
"Isn't the thorn exciting, isn't it tight?"
"That's right. I'm going to go to the ring in a minute, too. ”
“......”
The factory director tilted his head again and exclaimed, "Brother, your popularity is not low." Help me advertise. ”
Li Yue was really annoyed by him, and he made a face, but he couldn't say anything. The director of the feed factory was still chattering on the side, saying that as long as he helped him carefully pat the advertising slogan of the feed factory, how much money he gave Li Yue and so on.
There was a lot of scolding in the barrage, of course, scolding the director of the feed factory for being shameless.
Li Yueyele's fans scolded him and didn't stop him. whispered to the screen: "Now the popularity has broken 50,000." The brothers continued to help me drain the traffic and called my friends to come over and watch the live broadcast. I'll tell you a secret, Taekwondo will have a decisive battle with Hong Quan later, and whoever wins the two heads of the two of them, I will challenge whoever wins. ”
As he was talking, the host shouted: "Please thank you for your taekwondo!"
Li Yue turned the camera over, and on the screen, more than thirty teams in green clothes walked into the ring and bowed in all directions.
The scene was extremely shocking.
Barrage: "!"
"It's green, it's green. ”
"Taekwondo is green. ”
"Poof...... Gutian is so magical?"
"Aha, I'm laughing to death. How did they have the courage to wear such clothes? ”
"Alas, there is such a big thing at home, and I am still in the mood to come out and play taekwondo. ”
"Don't Koreans know the meaning of green?"
“......”